Crossover With Non-anime Series Fan Fiction ❯ Kouja no Senshi Season 1 Special 1: 5 Days a Matthews ❯ Day Three ( Chapter 3 )

Chapter 3: Day Three

French Narrator: Day Three...

Sailor Moon got up before looking at the boy.

Sailor Moon: Michael?

Michael: Sorry, Sailor Moon, your friends wanted me to wake you.

Sailor Moon: They did?

Michael: You remember yesterday. You told me about BJ, then you guys said you were all going to look into the house. Then your friends asked me to wake you up due to you liking to sleep late so you could all get started.

Sailor Moon: (nods) Yes, I remember...uh, thanks Michael.

Michael: Anytime.

With that, he left the room with the soldier following. A bit later, the two came to some familiar faces.

Sailor Mars: You Meatball Head, where were you?

Sailor Tokyo: We told you to wake up in time.

Sailor Moon: I was...I was...(notices) What's that?

Michael: We just found it here like this.

Max: Oh, can I say Plot Device?

Sam: That's a weird explanation.

Max: So's the theory about a guy we can't spoil about due to trying to not ruin the script any further than it already is.

Michael: Do you know who's it is?

Sam: Yep, that belongs to the Freelance Police all right.

Michael: Did you guys bring it here last night or something?

Mimi: I doubt it. It was in the front yard and there's no way into it.

Michael: Maybe someone's trying to help us.

Sailor Kamino: Maybe...

Michael: I'll go find the others and let them know about it.

They nodded with Michael heading out.

Digit: Uh, I'll accompany you, just in case...

He followed him. With that, the two were gone. The group looked in the car, noticing four figures in the car, all of them talking in their sleep.

Boy: Ugh...Zim...

Alien in Disguise: (groans) Get away, Dib...the Earth is mine.

Girl: Whiner...

Robot: I like dancing like a monkey.

Biyomon: How the heck did they get in there anyway?

Sam: Oh, just remembered, I left the keys in the car in case we came back, which we now realize that we didn't.

Maximus: (groans) That's why I despise dogs!

Sailor Moon looks at the four newcomers curiously than remember something.

Sailor Moon: Oh wait! Now I remember who two of them are. They're Zim and Gir!

Sailor Tokyo: Who?:

Sailor Solaris: Right, I remember. Zim and Gir were two of the cartoon characters who help Ace and Buttercup overcome their drug addicitions.

Shirly: That is a possibility that they remember that dream...

Max smirks and gets his gun out, firing shots into the air waking most of them up with a start.

Dib: My head isn't big!

Gaz: (frowns) Your voice sounds so stupid.

Fred: Wakey wakey, eggs and yogurt!

Gir: (notices) Oh, hi old friends!

Zim: (frowns) Oh yes, I recognize most of them.

Courage: Hee hee. Hey.

Sailor Coruscant: You may not recognize me and some of the sailors, but we have met before.

Gaz: Oh hey Tommy, Kimi.

Kimi: Where did you come from, Gaz?

June: You know them?

Kimi: Long story, though Alan is probably too embarrassed to repeat it.

Dib: Oh great, Zim. What did you got us involved now?! Another one of your stupid schemes!

Zim: Shut up, Dib, so I can...do something. Yes! Fear me for...doing something.

Gaz: (sighs) Still dumb as ever.

Danny: Reminds me of when we first met, right June?

June: (giggling) Right, Danny.

Butch: Ick. Take your love making somewhere else you two.

Jackie goes to a shed nearby and tried to open it.

Jackie: Darn it. It's locked.

Snake: Hang on.

Snake gets out some lockpicks and unlocks the door with it.

Snake: There.

Sakura: Wait, are those lockpicks you're using? What are you doing with those?

Snake: I don't know. Ace gave them to me for sssafe keeping but I never usssed them.

Solaris: (frowns) Knowing that butthead, he probably wants you to pick a safe for him. Ace can never learn, can he?

Emblem: Amen!

Inside the shed, the only items of interest are one of those saws that need two people to used and a pickax. Max grabs the pickax.

Max: Look at me! I'm one of those little guys no one gives a crap about anymore.

Sam: (chuckles) You crack me up, little buddy.

Sailor Mercury grabs the saw as the group heads back to the house. Max, seeing the wall where the entrance of the hidden room is at, smirks as he gets the house out.

Sailor Terra: Max? What are yew doing?

Max: Here's Maxie!

Max hacks at the wall with the pickax for a while until a hole is made.

Sailor Moon: Looks like this mystery is deepen.

Inside, the group looked shocked as they saw a chain on the wall.

Lil: Yipes, it looks like a dungeon.

Jake: Or a freaky basement.

Ling Ling: Or both...

Izzy: I think maybe one of the books in the library can help.

Joe: I'll go with you, Izzy.

The two headed upstairs. Upstair, the two yelped as they saw two familiar figures, both doing crack.

Digit: (very high) Ugh...you think the whole haunted house thing's gonna end?

Michael: (stoned) Who knows, my friend, who knows.

Joe: Oh no!

Izzy: They're doing drugs! No wonder Michael looked reluctant and Didge was so eager to go with him.

Joe: They're junkies!

Izzy went to the bathroom, using a glass to fill the water before coming back, splashing the groaning two.

Joe: (annoyed) Wake up!

Michael: (shakes it off) Huh? What?

Digit: What's going on?

Joe: What the heck were you guys up to?

Michael: We're just looking for stuff on the house.

Izzy: You found the stuff all right, you were both stoned.

Joe: But why?

Michael: I dunno...I just can't stop resisting.

Digit: I got tricked by him, okay? And Hacker use to give me drugs when I was still working for him. There, I said it!

Izzy: Michael, you know something else...why?

Michael: Well...I wanted to help you guys, but I'm not sure what I could do. I promise I won't get in anyone's way.

Joe: Fine, but no more crack for you!

Izzy: Let's hope not. Come with us, you two. I saw a saw and I think cutting down the tree outside could help us get further on this mystery.

The four headed out. Outside, the others looked concerned as Joe spoke, taking the saw out of the shack.

Joe: You two are sawing.

The saw handles were given to the two.

Digit: Why do I have to do it? Why can't you guys do it?

Izzy: It's to sweat off that junk you and Michael are having.

Joe: Now get to it!

Michael: (sweatdrops) I hate it when there are people like that.

The two began sawing as Digit looked concerned.

Digit: So...where are you from anyway?

Michael: I was from Townsville. I got dragged away and thrown into this house. Weren't you paying attention to our conversation on the day you came here?

Digit: Uh...I was asleep during that part.

Finally, the tree was cut down as Digit shouted.

Digit: TIMBER!!

Then, the tree fell down, landing at the side of the house.

Michael: By the way, why did we just cut that tree down?

Digit: We're forced to, that's why.

Izzy: At least we feel better.

Joe: The others are probably finishing their examination of the hidden room.

The four came into the room, with Shirly glancing at both Michael and Digit.

Digit: What?

Michael: Why are you looking at us for?

Shirly: I should warned you: I may give you treatment like I gave now green stupid on and Coruscant.

Sailor Coruscant: Better listen, kid.

Michael: Hmph!

Sailor Moon: Any idea where to go from here?

In the first room where the group met Leon, an idol is floating towards a stand with a glass cover on it.

Phage: That way I will...well, you get the idea.

The Hacker: Why should use that idol? It looks ugly.

Alan: Like you, The Hacker.

Hacker: That's Hacker to you!

Alan smirks making Hacker realized.

Hacker: Gah! The Hacker! See what you made me do?!

Phage: Perfect. Now we wait...

Hacker: Buzz, stay here and guard it or something. I don't know why.

Buzz: (scoffs) Fine.

All the villains but Buzz left. He looks bored as he leans on the stool the idol is on.

Buzz: Boring. I need some sleep or something...

Buzz then begins to sleep, leaning too far on the glass covered idol. At the building, Sailor Kamino flew to the window of the now unlocked door, thanks to Snake's lockpick.

Sailor Kamino: (opens it) Wow, it opens up!

Sailor Tokyo: Be careful, sis.

Sailor Kamino: Don't worry, I will.

She flew out to the window at the other side before opening it. She then flew to the door, opening it.

Sailor Kamino: Okay, it's opened!

In the other room, Sailor Tokyo heard creepy whispering noise.

Sailor Tokyo: Oh...wh...what's that sound? And why was there blood where Blossom flew through? It doesn't look like it was made by anything human. (notices) Oh, it's a diary.

She took it before flying out of the room. She then noticed the others coming out of the other room with a stuffed bear and a diary.

Sailor Tokyo: Oh, that bear looks sooo cute! I just wanna hug it.

She hugged it a bit with a smile.

Sailor Corusant: (sighs) That's my sister all right.

They noticed Michael no longer with them.

Joe: Oh great, he's off doing crack again.

Izzy: We'll worry about him later. Let's take a look at the diarys.

They read the two diaries with Tommy looking shocked.

Tommy: Man, I don't believe it. Coco LaBouche wanted to kill Alan?

Angelica: That's not what the diary of Alan's was talking about. It was talking about some kid in a secret room. Not to mention about a stupid crush of his.

Gaz: They're both pretty stupid if you ask me.

Yolei: And I was reading on this book as well. Look.

They read the book carefully, looking shocked at every word.

Dib: Her husband died after birth? That's weird, also shouldn't it be Mrs. Matthews that should've died of birth?

Zim: Ha! You and your stupidity. I believe it was the male probably giving birth to that boy.

Mimi: (dryly) Uh...no.

Sailor Moon: Actually, no. Zim, I think you have your genders confused.

Zim: Silence!

Chuckie: Disappearance of the remaining Matthews Family? But we saw Alan recently.

Phil: I think this book is trying to prove a point.

Dil: This had mysterious disappearances ever since.

Sailor Mercury: Izzy, can your computer work here?

Izzy: I'll have to get the labtop to check.

Tai: If there's a ghost in this place, there must be some connection to the disappearance of Miss LaBouche and why Alan was like this.

Maximus: Maybe he just went insane sometime on his birthday.

Nemesis: Or Coco could have driven him insane.

Max: Or both! It's odd Coco wasn't found at all.

Sam: Well, maybe this book I found could help us. It's a book of white magic.

Sailor Mars: (reading) Hmmm...it says we need a possession and we need to dip it in salt before we wave it over where the subject sleeps. It should indicate where the owner lies.

Sailor Tokyo: You mean that Teddy Bear? Oh my goodness...

Max: I'll do it!

He rushed downstairs with the others following. They dipped the item in salt before Max tied it up with some rope and a stick.

Sailor Jupiter: Where did you find the rope and stick?

Max: Trust me, you don't wanna know.

He waved the bear around, pointing to the basement. The group followed him before it pointed to the ground.

Sam: Whatcha got there?

They dug up the area before noticing a skeleton in a French dress.

Izzy: Hmmm...judging by the ribs, this figure was killed by a large stabbing weapon. But by whom?

Sailor Moon: Oh no...you don't think-

Just then, they heard glass breaking.

Buzz's Voice: OH CRAP!

Delete: Buzzy?

Snake: Sssounds like it came from the other ssside of the houssse.

They quickly rushed to the area. Only Delete and Snake arrived to the area. There, they noticed Buzz groaning.

Delete: Buzzy, what are you doing here?

Buzz: I was only told 'ta stand guard by 'de boss.

Delete: (hugs) It's okay. What's important is that you're here again. Let's tell the others.

Buzz: But-but-but-

However, the two robots were gone. Snake only looked at the object.

Snake: The bell jar'sss been knocked over and sssmashed by that robot. At leassst that idol isss undamanged.

He kneeled to the item, looking at it.

Snake: That'sss one really ugly wooden idol. (notices) Wait jussst a minute, what are thossse ssstains?

Snake bent over, to pick it up, then all of a sudden, everything to him went black.

(End of Chapter 3)