Dancougar Fan Fiction / Dragon Ball/Z/GT Fan Fiction ❯ Space Ship Talk Show Anime ❯ Episode #1 ( Chapter 1 )

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Episode #1
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Space Ship Talk Show!!!!
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Sponsered By MTV, BET, and VH1 Music
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SoNg-He better lay Low for the jigga who be
talkin loud and holdin his dick i say he better
Lay Low---------------------------------------
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Announcer-Lets Get The Show Started With The Host
Mark Millagin!!
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Mike-We lcome for the first Episode of
Space Ship Talk Show!!
We will start off with asking are two
friends vegeta & Goku what they think
about each other..

Vegeta-Well I think that Kakorot is a idiot

Goku-Well Vegeta is my good friend

mike-As a good friend u just let him call u an idiot?

Goku-Well yes.. Because deep inside his heart he really loves me

Vegeta-What the hell?!?!? Why would I love u im not gay kakorot!

Goku-I know I know, Vegeta I dont mean Love,Love I mean love as
a good friend..

Vegeta-Well... I hate you!!!!!!!!

Mark-Ok,Ok we've heard enough lets get to a commerical and when
we come back I will ask these guys a few questions!!


(COMMERCIAL)

Mark-Okay, were back with Space Ship Talk Show !!!
With Vegeta and Goku lets ask these guys some qustions
and who ever has the most answered right at the end will win
a Free Everythin To Eat Buffet Ticket At McDonalds!!

Mark-Ok Vegeta what is 2x2=???

Vegeta-Four

Mark-Good work!!! Now Goku what is the capital of Kansas>??

Goku-Topeka

Mark-Good Job!!!

Mark-okay it looks like it is a tie!!!So no one gets the ticket!!

Vegeta-What the fuck?!?! That was only two questions???!!

Mark-I know but we are running on a short show here so I will
now bring one are quests out ok are 2 TV and Movie Criics
Cartman and Kenny form Southpark!!

(APPLAUSE)

Cartman-Hey Guys!!!

kenny-hdhfhgkf!!!K

Mark-okay lets just have u talk Cartman...

Cartman-Whatever....

Mark-Out of 1-10 what do u give Dragonballz??

Cartman-Well i think I'll give it a 2 MarK

Mark-2 That is kind of low isint it?? Considering it was the
best anime/action on tv for a year??

Cartman-Well I think Southpark has more anime and action in it

Vegeta-U little ass hole!! Are show is ten times better than urs!!
Im gonna kill u bastered!

Goku-Settle down Vegeta if he thinks his show is better he
is right he is a critic u know..

Cartman-Yes thats right Goku be a little pussy about it!!

Kenny-HGGFFJH!!

Vegeta-HeHe!! U just got called a pussy by a little fat kid

Goku-Shut Up vegeta!! U little fat ass u better not say anythin
bad about me!!

Cartman-What are u gonna do make a peace treaty nice guy! HA HA

Goku-You little fagget ur gonna die

Vegeta-Big Bang attack!!!!!!!!!!


Cartman-AGRRHGGFF!!!!!!!


Goku- Well that took car of the problom

Vegeta- Yea Hehe

Kenny-U killed Cartman u dick head!!!!!!

Mark-Get out of here Kenny!

kenny-Okay........

Mark-Lets bring out are other guest Jill Valintine!!

(APPLAUSE)

Mark-Welcome Jill now I hear ur from a video game called
Resident Evil is that correct???

Jill- Yes it is Mark

Mark-Now Vegeta Goku on a scale from 1 to 10 how
hott is Jill??

Vegeta-8

Goku-5

Mark-Good Vegeta but Goku what is wrong with u Jill
is hot as a tea pot!

Goku-Well Mark no one is a good as my love ChiChi she is|
the best...

Mark-True Goku wifes always come first

Mark-Now speaking of Hott here comes Nelly with Hott In Here

Nelly-Oh yea I was like good gracious ass is bowdacious ..........
Blaj blah blah bla bla

Mark-Well that is all the time we have today see u next time
on Space ship Talk Show!!!!!

LIVE FROM MARK'S SPACE SHIP