Digimon Fan Fiction / Gundam Wing Fan Fiction / Ranma 1/2 Fan Fiction ❯ A MiSTing of 4 Robster80 fics ❯ Digimon 1/2 part 3: Davis and Daisy, sitting in a tree... ( Chapter 11 )

(SOL, where DAVIS and DAISY are kissing and ALL are watching)

TOM: This is disturbing you know.

BRIAN: Yep.

CROW: It's technically inbreeding.

BRIAN: Uh-huh.

MAGGIE: This is wrong. What if they reproduced?

BRIAN: Yep.

TOM: Why are you letting this go on?

BRIAN: Three reasons. One, this proves that Davis is in love with himself. Or herself, as the case maybe.

CROW: And two?

BRIAN: In any world, any time, do you think that there will be a girl that has so much in common as Davis or that Davis would have another chance with a normal girl?

MAGGIE: Point, but what's the third?

(Lights go off)

ALL: WE HAVE FANFIC SIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIGGGGGGGGGGGN!

(Door sequence)

(Theatre)

(ALL take their seats)

DAVIS: Ah, a beautiful woman, a movie theatre…

DAISY: And a fanfic.

TOM: Two out of three isn't that bad.

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DAISY: Look, the stars are out. Isn't that romantic?

DAVIS: Yes my dear, it is.

(DAISY and DAVIS are about to make out)

BRIAN & MAGGIE: KNOCK IT OFF YOU TWO!

DAISY & DAVIS: ACK!

Kari slipped

TOM: And broke her neck.

BRIAN: Not even in here for ten minutes, and you're dark already.

TOM: It called for it.

into a robe after the door closed. She had heard Tai's faint warning to TK as they left, and was not happy.

BRIAN: Well, of course she's not. She turned into a cat, her brother saw her naked, his friend saw her naked, and Davis saw her naked. Another two minutes, and everyone would have saw her naked.

<Mental note: punch Tai for that.>

CROW (Singing): You can go with this, or you can go with that.

She stood by the door as she also eavesdropped on Matt and TK. Once they had gone, she exited the bathroom and made her way back to the others. She learned from Sora that the Guide had taken Joe, Yolei, Izzy, and Mimi to get the cures for everyone.

DAISY: But the guide took the wrong map and they were lost for weeks.

TOM: D'HO!

ALL: Whaw, whaw, whaaaaaaaawww!

Kari looked about at everyone else: Davis was still unconscious, and Jun was looking after him;

CROW: Say…

BRIAN: CROW!

Ken and Cody were e-mailing their families about the trip, Sora was sitting next to Tai on a couch,

CROW: Oh, so they're playing the therapist and the patient in public huh?

BRIAN: CROW!

very close to him actually; and Matt was staring out a window.

TOM: Stoned out of his gored.

ALL (Stoners): WOOOOOOOO!

Kari asked Matt about TK, and he replied, "I think he was looking for a robe since you took his back at the bathroom."

ALL: THEIF!

With that, Kari set off to find him. She finally came

(BRIAN grabs CROW'S beak shut)

back to the bathroom, the door closed slightly. Peeking in, she saw TK searching for a spare robe.

DAISY (Kari): I see you. Heh, heh, heh.

She noticed he had dropped his towel on the floor. A smile crossed her lips as she thought of something.

(BRIAN grabs CROW'S beak shut)

BRIAN: Sorry Crow, but its already at maximum lemon sounding content.

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TOM: One night latter, TK is still a girl, and Davis is still annoying.

DAVIS: HEY!

DAISY: DON'T MESS WITH MY MAN!

BRIAN: Shall we?

MAGGIE: We shall.

(BRIAN & MAGGIE hit DAVIS & DAISY)

*BONK*

*BONK*

DAVIS & DAISY (Dizzy): I love you, you love me.

<No other robes here,> TK thought. <I'd Better put the towel back on before-.>

DAISY: Noon?

DAVIS: Friday?

TOM: It's too late?

MAGGIE: Three?

BRIAN: Six-thirty?

CROW: Midnight?

His thoughts were suddenly interrupted as a sudden sound broke the silence

TOM: HEY! SILENCE DOSEN'T COME CHEEP YOU KNOW!

and a sharp pain struck him from behind.

BRIAN: It was Kari with his towel in her hand.

DAVIS: No way.

DAISY: Uh-uh.

BOTS: Not a chance.

He quickly turned to see Kari holding his towel in her hands.

ALL (But BRIAN, who is just smiling): THE HELL?!

CROW: You know something?

BRIAN: Maybe.

Just as quickly, he turned away from her, covering his manhood again and blushing bright red.

CROW: He's a regular Rudoff.

"Jeez, Kari! Don't sneak up on me like that!

BRIAN (TK): Wait until I have my hat, then sneak up on me.

At least not when I don't have my clothes on.

DAISY: "At least not when I don't…?"

(TOM starts to shake)

BRIAN: What the…?

MAGGIE: He does that whenever there's bad grammar. One too many bad grammar sentences…

BRIAN: Say no more.

That reminds me, could I have my towel back? Please?"

ALL (TK): PLEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAASSSSSSSSSEEEEE?

Kari smiled at the bashful teen. "Sorry, TK. I couldn't resist.

TOM (Borg): Resistance is futile.

CROW: Trekie.

There's no need to be bashful around me. You're cute this way."

CROW (Kari): Or that way, or anyway, as long as I can see you naked.

BRIAN: CROW!

"Please, Kari! I know you're brother likes me, but this might stretch his patience. Not to mention what'll happen if Davis wakes up."

MAGGIE: He'll speak.

DAVIS: HEY!

"Leave them to me. I already owe Tai a punch for what he told you earlier. Why are you so embarrassed?

TOM: Oh, maybe its because he's naked.

You saw me in the nude and I wasn't like that."

CROW (Kari): I was like…

BRIAN: You finish, I'll lock you in a room with Daisy and Davis.

DAISY: OOOOOO! A room with my goggle boy!

DAVIS: And my goggle girl!

(DAVIS starts kissing DAISY'S neck)

CROW: AHHHHHHH! I'LLBEGOOD!I'LLBEGOOD!I'LLBEGOOD!I'LLBEGOOD!

TK wanted to protest more, but he felt his manhood stiffen again, and blushed a new shade of red.

DAISY: Jeez, any redder, and the kid will be a regular stop light.

Kari noticed his color change and figured the reason. "May I see it?"

CROW: Yeah, that Stephen King movie is on video.

"See what?"

TOM: Didn't you hear her? She said "It."

Kari blushed. "You know."

BRIAN: Nothing.

Now his whole body was red

DAVIS: Due to being sun burnt.

as he figured out what she was after. "No way! Kari, this is absolutely a bad day for me. Could I please have my towel back?"

MAGGIE: Begging isn't going to get you anywhere.

"Actually, I have a robe for you."

TOM (TK): Where?

TK now faced at Kari. "You do?"

TOM (TK): I NEED IT!

BRIAN: TOM! NO!

Kari nodded, and dropped the towel. She closed the bathroom door, locked it, and then slowly removed her robe.

BRIAN: Thanks a lot dome boy.

TOM: But… I didn't…

BRIAN: "Where?" "I NEED IT?!" CAN'T YOU RECOGNIZE A LIME/LEMON SIGN?!

She blushed a small bit, but not much.

CROW: Oh come on, one more spot, and you'll beat TK in the blushing record contest!

TK shut his eyes just as the robe hit the floor. However, the image of Kari in front of him and naked burned through his eyelids.

DAISY (TK): IT BURNS! IT BURNS!

<Why me? I'd rather fight the Dark Masters again by myself than go through this. Of course, this wouldn't be so bad if for the facts that this is someone's house in China, Davis is here, and so is Tai and the rest of the gang.

CROW: Then make it an orgy.

BRIAN: CROW!

If Matt ever finds out about this, he'll never stop bugging me about details.>

TOM: You know, if your brother wants to know what you're girlfriend, who is 16, looks like naked and how she was in bed, he's got problems.

Kari shook her head as she walked up to TK. She placed her lips on his, kissing him with a hint of passion. As she kissed him, her hand slowly roamed his chest down to his stomach.

BRIAN: And she felt it growled, for about to have sex made him hungry.

TK nearly lost himself in the kiss

MAGGIE: Hope he has a map.

until he felt Kari's hand moving southward down his body. His eyes flew open in alarm.

TOM: WARNING! WARNING! APROCHING LIME SCENE! TURN BACK NOW!

He had his hand intercept Kari's, then broke the kiss, grabbed the fallen robe, threw it on, unlocked the door, and rushed out only to run into an awake and angry Davis.

TOM: Don't forget annoying.

MAGGIE: And dumb.

BRIAN: And ugly.

CROW: And big mouthed.

DAVIS & DAISY: HEY!

DAISY: DON'T MESS WITH MY MAN!

DAVIS: YOU TELL THEM HUNNY!

ALL: SHUT UP!

DAVIS & DAISY: Ok.

Davis angrily said, "So, up to your tricks again, pervert?"

CROW: What? I'm doing noth… oh, you mean TK. Okay.

He then reached his fist back. TK beat him to his punch by pulling his head back and rammed it into

(BRIAN grabs CROW'S beak shut)

Davis' head. He then fell back to the floor, out cold again.

TOM: That's the best part of the fic.

DAVIS: HEY!

TK held his head as the pain from his hit came over him. "Okay, that maybe wasn't the smartest move I ever made."

ALL: Yes it was.

DAISY & DAVIS: HEY!

Tai showed up and saw TK in Kari's robe. Then, Kari appeared wearing TK's towel. Crossing his arms, he glared at TK and said, "This is no time to be putting the moves on my little sister, buster!"

TOM (Tai): Would Thursday be ok to do that?

CROW (TK): I'm busy, but I can do Monday.

BRIAN: Ready?

MAGGIE: GO!

(BRIAN & MAGGIE hit TOM & CROW)

*BONK*

TOM & CROW (Dizzy): The fancouple that hit together…

BRIAN & MAGGIE: WE ARE NOT A COUPLE!

Kari immediately punched Tai in he shoulder and said, "That's for what you told TK earlier. As for this, he wasn't putting the moves on me."

MAGGIE (Kari): Not until I gave him a push.

BRIAN: MAGGIE!

Tai, although wincing in pain, smiled. "Good."

DAISY (Kari): I was putting the moves on him.

ALL: Nah.

TK smiled, too. But when Kari said, "I was putting the moves on him,"

ALL: THE HELL?!

DAISY: I… was… right?!

he paled from the neck up and down. <NOW I'm a dead man!>

CROW: But what a way to go.

BRIAN: CROW!

Tai couldn't believe what he just heard. "I did not just hear that! You mean you, my kid sister, was seducing TK?!"

ALL: Yes.

Davis immediately sat up at this. "SAY WHAT?!?!"

(BRIAN gets a bullhorn, goes to DAVIS, and points it into his ear)

BRIAN (Yelling into the bullhorn): HE SAID "YOU MEAN YOU, MY KID SISTER, WAS SEDUCING TK?!"

DAVIS: OWWWWWW!

(BRIAN takes his seat)

MAGGIE: That was nice.

BRIAN: Thanks.

Just then, the Guide's voice interrupted them. "WE BACK!!! WITH CURE FOR VICTIMS!!!"

TOM: ITS OVER! WOOOOOO!

DAVIS & DAISY: YAHOOOOOO!

BRIAN: YES!

CROW: ALL RIGHT!

MAGGIE: SWEET!

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ALL: Awwwwwww….

BRIAN: YOU ALREADY GOT THE CURE! END IT!

TK sighed with relief after sitting back in his seat on the bus. He was 100% guy again,

CROW: Free to enjoy football and The Man Show.

ALL: WOOOOOOO!

and he and the gang were leaving for their hotel. They had all promised never to tell the Chinese authorities about what happened that day,

MAGGIE: Because the guide threatened to throw them in the Spring of Drowned Star Trek fanfic character and turn them into Melissa Picard.

(ALL shudder)

BRIAN: Moondusted flashbacks.

TOM & CROW: Enterprised flashbacks.

DAVIS & DAISY: Huh?

ALL: You don't wanna know.

although they would never forget the events that happened that day.

TOM: Yeah, the moments where Kari saw TK naked, and when Davis cursed everyone, and when Jun tried to kill everyone. Ahhh, memories.

Cody was somewhat reluctant to remove his curse. He said he felt good being

taller, even though he had horns and wings as well.

BRIAN: And an eel for a tail.

There were almost unanimous votes against Davis being cured since he was to blame for everything that had happened.

ALL: We're for that.

DAVIS & DAISY: HEY!

Jun put up a good fight since she hadn't been cured at the time, but was tied down by most of the guys and Mimi. Finally, TK let him be cured out of pity, saying he wouldn't wish the curse on anybody, even Davis.

BRIAN: That's TK'S one flaw. He's too nice for his own good.

TK would definitely never forget today. Not because he got cursed, but because of how Kari had come onto him. <Looking back, I wonder if I was crazy to resist Kari's advances.

ALL: Yes.

On the other hand, Tai or Davis would've killed me if I hadn't resisted. Now there's an interesting choice: mad love or death?>

DAISY: Better than death and taxes.

His thoughts were again interrupted as the sound of a fist connecting to a face reached his ears.

CROW: For Jerry Springier went with the DD's that day.

He saw Davis stagger by, holding a swollen cheek with his hand. <What happened to him? Matt already got his punch in earlier.>

TOM (Matt): There's enough to go around.

Kari suddenly sat in the seat beside him, nursing her right hand. "I really, really hate that bastard!" she said in a hoarse whisper. "His head's harder than I thought."

(BRIAN grabs CROW'S beak shut)

DAISY: I hope it is. Heh, heh, heh.

DAVIS: Oh, it is.

BRIAN: DAISY! DAVIS!

TK immediately took her hand and looked it over gently before placing a light kiss on it. "Look at it this way, at least you didn't use your head like I did."

MAGGIE: So, she did it with out thinking?

BRIAN: Hey, hearing Davis' voice causes a fist to hit his face. It's a natural reaction.

Kari wasn't listening. She looked at TK and smiled. "I had a good time today, TK."

CROW (Kari): BECAUSE EVERYONE SAW ME NAKED! WOOOOOOOO!

BRIAN: CROW!

TK looked at her, and smiled back. "I must be crazy, but... So did I. Kari, maybe when we get back to Japan, could we..." He dropped his voice to a whisper. "...Try for another date?"

DAVIS: NONONONONONONO!

DAISY: HEY! YOU GOT ME!

DAVIS: Oh yeah.

TOM: Don't be surprised.

MAGGIE: He's this dumb all the time.

Kari just kissed him as her reply. He returned the kiss with passion, until he felt her hand on his southern area

CROW: THE SOUTH SHALL RISE AGAIN!

BRIAN: CROW!

and her tongue between his lips. His eyes flew open just before Kari broke off. Her face was now bright pink.

BRIAN: God, they're blushing all over the place today.

They both heard the sound of a magazine hit something and looked to see Matt rubbing his head. They heard Mimi, who was sitting with Matt, hiss "Mind your own business! He's your brother, for crying out loud!"

ALL: EWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW!

BRIAN: Wait, I think she met he was listening in.

ALL: Never mind.

Kari refaced TK, smiled, and then laid her head on his shoulder. TK smiled, and then laid his head next to hers. Their hands met and held, although TK had to move Kari's away from his manhood. "At least wait until we get home, Kari," he whispered.

CROW (Kari): But I'm an exhibitionist!

BRIAN: CROW!

Davis overheard TK, and fumed. <What is he up to with my girl?> He was about to get up, but Tai, who was sitting with him, held him down and hissed, "You do, and I'll send you back to Jusenkyo and throw you in the Spring of Drowned Girl!"

ALL: DO IT! DO IT! DO IT!

DAVIS & DAISY: HEY!

"Besides," Tai muttered as he sat back in his seat. "I get first dibbs on TK."

CROW: So Tai is…

BRIAN: DON'T EVEN THINK ABOUT IT HENTAI BREATH!

CROW: Eep!

Sora, who was also next to Tai, twisted his ear. "Get that idea out of your system, lover! Remember how we got where we are now?"

TOM (Tai): Yeah, we took a bus.

Davis snickered at this, forgetting TK and Kari.

MAGGIE (Davis): Who are these two? And why are they…

(BRIAN hits CROW)

*BONK*

CROW: WHAT?!

BRIAN: Habit. MAGGIE!

Tai blushed. "Sora!"

TOM: Chief?

CROW: McCloud!

Now everyone was laughing, except TK and Kari, who were asleep. The bus drove on

into the sunset and out of the valley of Jusenkyo.

CROW (Tai): I feel like we're forgetting something.

MAGGIE (Jun): HEY! YOU LEFT ME BEHIND! WAIT!

END

ALL: YES!

This was my first mature fic.

ALL: NOOOOOOOOOO!

BRIAN: END IT ALREADY! YOU CURED THEM, YOU LEFT US A PICTURE OF THE FUTURE, JUST END IT!

Like it? Hate it? Don't know?

ALL: Oh, we know. Heh, heh, heh.

Review anyway. I like feedback.

BRIAN: We got your feedback. RIGHT…

TOM: NO!

Sorry if I didn't focus on everybody. I'll try to do better next time.

ALL: We doubt it.

(ALL exit)

(Door sequence)

(SOL, where DAVIS & DAISY are kissing, and ALL are in a panic)

TOM: If this continues, this'll change history!

BRIAN: I know!

CROW: This might make Tai and Mimi a couple!

BRIAN: I KNOW!

MAGGIE: And Matt and Yolie.

BRIAN: I KNOW!

DAVIS: You are a great kisser.

DAISY: No, you are.

DAVIS: I can't wait to take you to my friends.

BRIAN: Um, uh… you can't!

DAVIS & DAISY: Why not?

MAGGIE: You'll change history.

DAVIS & DAISY: So?

TOM: Ken might become the Digimon Emperor again!

DAVIS: So?

CROW: Um… uh… Blackwargreymon might be your enemy!

DAVIS: So?

BRIAN: Um… uh… KARI COULD BE WITH YOLIE!

DAVIS: Sorry Daisy, but in order to preserve history, I gotta break up with you.

DAISY: But…

DAVIS: Bye.

(DAVIS is suddenly zapped with a white light and vanishes)

DAISY: NOOOOOOO! I LOVED HIM!

BRIAN: Awww, cheer up.

MAGGIE: I'm sure you'll find someone else.

(MADS light flashes)

TOM: I'm sure there's someone around the corner.

CROW: You'll find him.

(BRIAN taps the light)

(CLASSROOM)

NED: So, how is everyone?

(SOL)

BRIAN: Fine, except Daisy. Where's Pearl and Mike?

(CLASSROOM)

NED: Honeymoon.

QB TED (Seeing DAISY): Duhh, you're pretty.

(SOL, where DAISY is blushing)

DAISY: You don't look too bad your self.

(CLASSROOM, where QB TED is blushing)

QB TED: Thanks.

(SOL)

BRIAN: Let's leave these two alone.

(BRIAN, MAGGIE, and TOM leave, and CROW stays behind)

BRIAN (Grabbing the back of CROW'S head): Come on Hentai Boy.

(CLASSROOM)

NED: My sediments exactly.

(NED is about to leave, when QB TED pushes something, and DAISY appears in front of him)

NED: TED! YOU ARE NOT SUPPOSED TO PUSH ANYTHING WHILE I'M GONE! The last time you did that, you wound up with a third eye.

QB TED: Sorry.

DAISY: Now that I'm here, TAKE ME BIG BOY!

QB TED: Duh, ok.

(QB TED caries DAISY away)

NED: They were made for each other.

(Credits)

Tai couldn't believe what he just heard. "I did not just hear that! You mean you, my kid sister, was seducing TK?!"