Digimon Fan Fiction / Gundam Wing Fan Fiction / Ranma 1/2 Fan Fiction ❯ A MiSTing of 4 Robster80 fics ❯ Prom Fight Part 1: We make him cry ( Chapter 4 )

A MiSTing of Prom Fight

By

Digifan3:16

I got the idea for one of the segments from MST3K: THE MOVIE.

In the not too distant future,

Orbiting the planet up above,

Brian Smiley and his robot pals

Are being tortured on the

Satellite of Love.

Tortured by the students of Pearl,

Nerd Boy Ned and QB Ted.

Because when Brian relaunched the

SOL into space,

He accidentally burned down

Mrs. Forester's entire place.

(Brian: I'm… so… sorry!)

Pearl: "They'll send him cheesy Stories.

The worst they can find (la, la, la).

They'll make him sit and watch them all,

And they'll monitor his mind (la, la, la)."

Now keep in mind Brian can't control

Where the stories begin or end (la, la, la).

He'll try to keep his sanity,

With the help of his robot friends.

(BRIAN with a clip board reading)

ROBOT ROLL CALL!

CAMBOT! (You're on!)

MAGGIE! (I used to be Magic Voice!)

GYPSY! (Why couldn't the new guy be Richard Bassheart?)

TOM SERVO! (I'm not a talking gumball machine!)

CROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOW! (Same as always!)

If you're wondering how

He eats and breathes,

And other science facts (la, la, la),

Just repeat to your self

"It's just a show,

I should really just relax."

For Mystery Science Theatre 3000! (Twang!)

(0… 1… 2… 3… 4… 5… Dog bone)

(SOL, we see BRIAN, the BOTS, and DAVIS with clip boards in their hands)

BRIAN: Hi and welcome to the Satellite of Love, I'm Brian Smiley. Davis here is joining us for a couple of experiments and we're telling him that he and Kari are incapable, but he and Yolie would make a great pair. While he tries desperately to convince us that he and Kari should get married and have kids.

MAGGIE: God forbid.

TOM: That would probably bring the anti-Christ.

CROW: If Davis had a kid…

BRIAN: Gorge W's I.Q. would jump two whole points.

DAVIS: HEY! Let's do this. Kari and me belong together because she's a princess and I'm Prince Charming.

BRIAN: After a botched face-lift.

DAVIS: HEY!

TOM: You and Yolie belong together because she is as stubborned and thick headed as you!

DAVIS: You can't have Light without Courage.

CROW: You can't have Courage without Love.

DAVIS: I'm a good friend with Tai and she's his sister.

MAGGIE: You and Yolie are always paired up!

DAVIS: Kari and me always give a 100%.

BRIAN: At times, Yolie's as smart as you are!

DAVIS: Thanks.

BRIAN: That wasn't a complement.

DAVIS: HEY!

TOM: She doesn't think things through most of the time, like you!

(DAVIS franticly searches for another reason)

CROW: She can be as thickheaded as you most of the time!

DAVIS (Still searching): Uh, um…

BRIAN: When she helped you, she looked at you with love in her eyes at the Giga house!

BOTS: FANBOY! FANBOY! FANBOY!

DAVIS: Uh…. KARI AND ME FOREVER!

MAGGIE: And at times, you and her do or say the wrong thing and can be annoying as hell!

DAVIS: WHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!

(DAVIS runs crying)

MAGGIE: Well that was unexpected.

TOM: Yeah, we wanted to make fun of the guy, not make him cry.

(Commercial sign)

BRIAN: We'll be back.

(BRIAN taps the light)

(As we see the planet bumper, we hear DAVIS crying)

(Commercials)

(SOL)

(BRIAN is just waiting by the buttons and board out of his skull)

(MADS light flashes)

(BRIAN taps the light)

(CLASSROOM)

NED: What are you doing?

(SOL)

BRIAN: Nothing. Just waiting for the fic. Is it the sequel to "Sincere Hope?"

(CLASSROOM)

QB TED: Duh… yep. Its called "Prom Fight" and its by Robster80.

(SOL)

BRIAN: Ok.

(MAGGIE then appears)

MAGGIE: WHUZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZAAAAAAAAAAAAAPPPPPP?!

(CLASSROOM)

NED: Who's that?

(SOL)

BRIAN: Its Maggie!

(CLASSROOM)

QB TED: Put her on!

(SOL)

BOTH: WHUZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAPPPPPPP?!

(CLASSROOM)

BOTH: WHUZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAPPPPPP?!

(SOL, where TOM and CROW have appeared)

ALL: WHUZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

(CLASSROOM)

BOTH: …AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA…

(SOL, where DAVIS joins them)

ALL: …AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAP?!

BRIAN: So, what are you doing?

(CLASSROOM)

NED: Nothing much. Just sending you the fic. Have a blast, Digipest.

(SOL)

BRIAN: True, true.

(Lights go off)

ALL (sounding like they're saying "WUZZZZZZZAAAAP"): WE GOT FANFIC SIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGNNNNN!

(Dog Bone, 5… 4… 3… 2… 1… 0)

(ALL take their seats)

TOM: WUZZZZAAAAAP?!

BRIAN: Ok, Tom. That's enough.

PROM FIGHT

MAGGIE: Other wise known as Vince McMahonn's desperate attempt to get ratings.

Another Takimi fic, but this one's the sequel to "Sincere Hope."

CROW: Requested by none of your demands.

TK, Davis, and Kari are still 16, Matt 19,

TOM: And Matt is still a petofile.

and Mimi 18. People have asked

DAVIS (Robster80): "What the hell are you thinking?"

how Matt and Kari would suffer at the hands of Takimi,

BRIAN: BEWHERE! THE EVIL HANDS OF TAKIMI!

so here it is, as promised!

BRIAN: Did any of you ask for this?

CROW: No.

TOM: Not really.

MAGGIE: Not me.

DAVIS: Well…

ALL: DAVIS!

DAVIS: I WANTED TO KNOW WHAT HAPPENES!

ALL: We blame you for this.

-Robster80

BRIAN (Rob Shnider): Robster! The Robmister! The Rob…

CROW: That's getting old.

TK still couldn't get

CROW: Any.

BRIAN: CROW!

Saturday evening out of his mind,

DAVIS: Yeah that was a great movie.

BRIAN: That's "Saturday Night Fever."

DAVIS: D'ho.

MAGGIE: Don't worry. We expect stuff like that from you.

DAVIS: HEY!

and it was now

DAVIS: Monday?

TOM: Wednesday

MAGGIE: Sunday?

BRIAN: Tuesday?

CROW: Friday?

Thursday afternoon.

ALL: Oh.

He was in the school cafeteria, just sitting down to have lunch,

TOM (TK): You're serving us gruel?

CROW (Cafeteria worker): Nah, its Piedmon Brand Imitation Gruel. Nine-out-of-ten orphans can't tell the difference.

when he noticed Kari Kamiya looking over at him from another table.

TOM (Sarcastic): Oh, gee. One look at her and TK will probably forgive her.

He shot her

MAGGIE: Not a word Tom.

TOM: What?

a quick glare before sitting down and began to eat.

CROW (TK): Mmmmmmmmm. Recycled food.

He didn't see her sadly return her gaze to their friends Izzy, Yolei, and Cody, who were sitting with her.

TOM: Wait a minute, wasn't she happy that TK had broke all ties with her?

BRIAN: Let it go Tom. Just let it go.

TK still hadn't forgotten that Kari and his older brother Matt had betrayed him

by dating behind his back,

DAVIS: Even though it had nearly been a week.

and he had not forgiven them, either. Still, something good came from it all:

BRIAN: I can't think of anything. Can you?

TOM: Nope.

MAGGIE: No.

CROW: No way.

DAVIS: TK and Kari aren't a couple.

(MAGGIE hits DAVIS with the mallet)

#BONK#

DAVIS (Dizzy): Kari and me, sitting in a tree…

Mimi had been there for him

ALL (Singing): I'll be there for you.

when he found out about the secret

CROW: Garden.

and she was now dating

DAVIS: Tai?

TOM: Joe?

MAGGIE: Cody?

BRIAN: Izzy?

CROW: Davis?

(ALL, but DAVIS, laugh hysterically, and CROW falls out of his seat)

DAVIS: HEY!

him.

ALL: Oh.

He smiled a bit as he remembered

ALL (Singing): Standing by the warf.

the kisses they shared that night,

CROW: Hey, who can forget such good candy.

(GYPSY pops in)

GYPSY: Hershey's just said that they added $10,000 to your account.

CROW: Thanks.

(GYPSY leaves)

which was his birthday: one in the dance club, and two outside his apartment.

CROW: And three, the bl…

(BRIAN grabs CROW'S beak shut)

BRIAN: If it rimes with "Row Bob," I don't wanna hear it.

It was the best present he ever received.

CROW: He lost his…

(BRIAN grabs CROW'S beak shut)

BRIAN: DO YOU WANT ME TO GET OUT THE TAPE?!

(BRIAN releases CROW'S beak)

CROW: I'll be good

"Hey, TK!"

BRIAN (Man): Nice shot.

TK looked up to see

DAVIS: Tai?

TOM: Izzy?

MAGGIE: Cody?

BRIAN: Joe?

CROW: Jun?

TOM: Chief?

CROW: McCloud!

Davis sitting beside him.

ALL: Oh.

That was another good thing about what had happened: they were now good friends since they decided that Kari wasn't worth fighting over anymore.

BRIAN: Weren't they always?

TOM & CROW: FANBOY! FANBOY! FANBOY!

MAGGIE: HEY! I'M A FAN TOO!

TOM & CROW: FANCOUPLE! FANCOUPLE! FANCOUPLE!

BRAIN & MAGGIE: WE'RE NOT A COUPLE!

DAVIS: Yeah right, and Kari doesn't consider me a stud.

BRIAN: We told you.

DAVIS: HEY!

TK smiled at his friend. "Davis, what's up?"

CROW: My…

BRIAN: NO!

"Well, I fixed Stacey up with Ken for the Prom, and Evi and I are now an item as

of yesterday.

ALL (But DAVIS): 0_o

TOM: Another girl…

MAGGIE: Just agreed…

BRIAN: To go out…

CROW: WITH YOU?!

DAVIS: I'm a regular Romeo.

(ALL laugh so hard, they fall out of their seats)

DAVIS: HEY!

Other than that, nothing much." Davis took a bite of his apple

TOM (TK): Hey, where'd you get the apple?

CROW (Davis): Oh, some old lady dressed in black looking for a cabin full of seven dwarfs.

when another teen, a senior they both knew, sat down with them. It was Ricco,

the captain of the basketball and football teams.

MAGGIE: I could make a joke about football and IQ points.

BRIAN: Why don't you?

MAGGIE: QB Ted would prove me right.

BRIAN: Oh.

He and TK were very good friends on and off the basketball court.

BRIAN: Leave it alone Crow.

CROW: What?

He looked at TK and said in a low

voice,

CROW (Ricco): So, uh, did you and Mimi do it?

BRIAN: CROW!

"I know something you might be interested in."

CROW (Ricco): Mimi and Kari, alone, in the…

BRIAN: DON'T EVEN THINK ABOUT IT!

TK ate another spoonful of his soup

MAGGIE (TK): YUM! Tastes like pee.

before asking, "What's that, Ricco?"

CROW (Ricco): Kari is at a street corner at…

BRIAN: CROW!

"Well, it's just that the Prom's next Friday night, and

CROW (TK): I don't swing that way.

BRIAN: CROW!

Mimi Tachikawa has been turning down guys left and right

DAVIS: And up and down.

MAGGIE: And forwards and sideways.

all week so far."

ALL (Singing): So far, so long, so far away.

TOM (Singing): Away, away.

Davis smiled at this. He had seen Mimi and TK together Saturday night, and he saw them kissing.

DAVIS: And s…

BRIAN: If it has an "ucking" in it, I'll kill you.

DAVIS: Nevermind.

But, he decided to keep his mouth shut about it. He knew where Ricco was going with the conversation.

CROW: Down South.

TK said, "I noticed most of the seniors, except for you, were wearing sad looks,

BRIAN (Ricco): Happy looks just aren't in this year.

but I couldn't figure out why."

MAGGIE: Surrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrre you haven't.

Ricco grinned. "Everyone thinks she's going to ask Matt to the Prom..."

TOM: You'd think people would notice a held back 19-year-old dating a 16-year-old.

TK frowned at the mention of his brother's name.

CROW (TK): He gave me a crappy birthday.

"Fat chance of that! I know who he's probably going with."

DAIVS: MIMI!

(ALL facial out of their seats)

BRIAN: HAVEN'T YOU PAYING ATTENTION?! HE'S GOING WITH KARI!

DAVIS: No, Kari is going with me once I get back.

CROW: But this isn't your world. Kari isn't going with you.

DAVIS: Yes, she is.

ALL: NO SHE'S NOT!

Ricco pulled out a folded piece of paper and gave it to TK.

BRIAN (TK): Are you nuts? We'll get into trouble?

MAGGIE (Teacher): BOYS! ARE YOU PASSING NOTES DURING LUNCH?!

BRIAN (TK): No Ma'am.

"Anyway, I was asked to give this to you. I was also told not to say anything else."

CROW (Ricco): By the voices in my head.

TK looked at the paper which had "Takeru" written on it. He opened and read it

silently:

"Takeru,

We need to talk. Could you meet me after school at my place?

Sincerely, Mimi"

DAVIS: That's got to be the loudest silent reading ever.

BRIAN: I think that's from the letter.

DAVIS: Oh.

TK quickly folded the note and stuffed it

TOM: And mounted it over the fireplace.

into his pocket. "Thanks, Ricco." Then he looked up to see

DAVIS: Tai?

TOM: Izzy?

MAGGIE: Joe?

BRIAN: Cody?

CROW: Mimi?

TOM: Chief?

CROW: McCloud!

his older brother

ALL: Oh.

enter the cafeteria, and shot an icy glare at him.

CROW (Matt): Brrr…. It just got colder in here all of a sudden.

Ricco said quietly, "TK, I know it's none of my business, but-."

Davis placed a hand on Ricco's

(BRIAN looks at CROW)

CROW: What?

BRIAN: Just checking.

shoulder and violently shook his head.

TOM: Wouldn't that snap his neck?

"Ix-nay, Icco-ray!" he hissed.

BRIAN: I never knew you were half snake.

DAVIS: Nether did I.

"Never mess with kin at times like this."

TOM: Especially if one of them is held back and dating a minor.

***************************************************************** ***************

BRIAN: Who ever thinks this fic deserves that many stars should have his head examined.

Mimi dashed out of school at the end of the day as fast as she could.

MAGGIE (Mimi): I'M FREE! I'M FREE!

<If one more guy asks me to go with them to the Prom,> she thought bitterly. <I'll

scream my head off!

CROW: She's waiting for a woman to ask?

BRIAN: CROW!

Can't they take a hint?!

TOM: No, they have to pay for one like everyone else.

Sometimes being the most popular

CROW: Hooker.

BRIAN: CROW!

girl of my class is a real pain in the- >when she heard someone calling her name.

CROW (Voice): Will Mimi Takinawa please come to my office? It's time for our "meeting."

BRIAN: CROW!

Looking back, she saw Izzy and Yolei running after her.

TOM (Izzy): YOU FORGOT YOUR MONEY!

MAGGIE (Yolei): Where'd you get this much money?

CROW (Mimi): From…

(BRIAN grabs CROW'S beak shut)

BRIAN: If he says what I think he'll say, no RAM chips for a month.

CROW: I'll be quiet.

BRIAN: Good.

She stopped to let them catch up. Izzy was panting hard

(BRIAN grabs CROW'S beak shut)

BRIAN: IT'S BECAUSE HE RAN!

when he and Yolei finally caught up. "Whoa, Mimi, what was

that all about?"

DAVIS (Mimi): I need to go to the mall! My style is so 2 minutes ago.

"Sorry, you two," Mimi said. "I just had to get out of there in a hurry."

BRIAN & MAGGIE (Singing): We have been waiting pacently for the clock to strike 3.

"We understand," Yolei said.

TOM (Yolie): School feels like a jail to all of us. Especially since they installed those bars in the windows.

"We know that almost every senior and junior has been bugging you about the Prom.

DAVIS: Maybe if she wasn't the easiest girl in school…

BRIAN: CROW!

CROW: I didn't do it!

BRIAN: DAVIS!

So, who do you have in mind that you plan to go with?"

BRIAN: Wait! They're all best friends, so they should know about TK and Mimi!

BOTS: FANBOY! FANBOY! FANBOY!

At that moment, they heard someone call

CROW (Someone calling): TK? Paging Mr. TK.

"Hey, guys!" They looked to see

DAVIS: Joe?

TOM: Izzy?

MAGGIE: Cody?

BRIAN: Tai?

CROW: Matt?

TOM: Chief?

CROW: McCloud!

BRIAN: HAHAHAHA! That joke never gets old.

TK

ALL: Oh.

walking up, a smile on his face

ALL (Singing): Put a smile on your face, and make the world a better place. Put a smile on your face.

MAGGIE (Singing): What ya gonna do, saying what ya gonna do?

when he saw Mimi. As soon as he was close enough,

TOM: He was electrocuted.

BRIAN: Getting dark already?

Mimi embraced him with loving arms.

CROW (Izzy): GUYS! NOT IN PUBLIC!

BRIAN: CROW!

Izzy and Yolei were shocked

MAGGIE (Yolei): I'm shocked. Shocked and appalled.

at what they saw. "Is that why Kari's been looking at you so sad lately?!

BRIAN: Well, duh.

You dumped her?"

TOM (TK): From a 10-story building.

BRIAN: You scare me Tom.

Mimi and TK looked at her as Mimi got angry.

CROW: Hope she wasn't near any gamma rays.

"That little witch was two-timing my Takeru behind his back with his own brother!" she exclaimed.

MAGGIE: And yet, nobody has noticed.

Izzy gasped. Yolei was speechless.

DAVIS: For once.

"It's true,"

TOM (Kurt Angle): It's true, it's true, it's damn true.

TK said. "I saw them kissing in the park last Friday. If it wasn't for Mimi being there for me,

BRIAN (Singing): I'll be there for you.

I don't know what I would have done."

TOM: I could say something, I've said too much dark rifts already.

BRIAN: Good call.

"It was the least I could do,"

CROW: I want to know what the most was.

(BRIAN hits CROW with a mallet)

#BONK#

CROW (Dizzy): Honest officers, those Sailor Moon hentai video's are Tom's.

BRIAN: That explains so much.

Mimi said before placing a kiss on TK's cheek,

MAGGIE (Mimi): Right there should do it.

still holding him.

TOM (Mimi): YOU ARE MY PRISIONER! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

Izzy slowly spoke first. "I take it they know that you know about them. Since

you hardly speak to them anymore and give them cold stares."

BRIAN: Well, duh.

"They do.

CROW: It.

BRIAN: CROW!

They came

ALL: ACK!

by the apartment

ALL: PHEW!

on my birthday and I forced the truth out of them.

BRIAN (TK): By making them read "Sonic Fights Robotnick."

TOM: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!

BRIAN: I take it you guys read it before?

CROW: Yep. I even exploded.

BRIAN: ACK!

They've been seeing each other for over a year."

BRIAN: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!

DAVIS, MAGGIE, TOM, CROW: What?

BRIAN: I just realized, Matt and Kari have been seeing each other for over a year!

TOM: Right?

CROW: So?

DAVIS: I don't get it.

MAGGIE: Uh-oh!

BRIAN: THAT MEANS WHEN THEY FIRST DATED, MATT WAS 18 AND KARI WAS 15!

ALL: ACK!

Izzy and Yolei couldn't believe what they were hearing.

DAVIS (Yolei): I DON'T BELIVE IT! I CAN'T BE TRUE!

Kari had been cheating on TK, and with his own brother at that.

DAVIS: Boy, Robster has been watching Jerry Springer one too many times.

"That... That's so cruel!" Yolei

exclaimed. "How could she do something so despicable?"

TOM: The author made her do it.

Izzy placed his arm around her, calming her down. "Indeed. But I have a better

question: who else knows about all this?"

CROW: Judging by the fact that it took a while for everyone to realize that Kari and Matt were going out for a year, I say no one.

TK broke away from Mimi, reluctantly, counted his fingers.

BRIAN (TK): What comes after one?

"About my brother and Kari, it's us, you two, Ricco, Davis, and Jun...

CROW: Never mind what I said.

I think that's all. And the only ones who know about Mimi and I are you two and Davis, and maybe Ricco.

ALL: And us.

That reminds me! Mimi, Ricco gave me your message," he pulled the paper out of his

pocket, which made Mimi smile with satisfaction.

ALL (Singing): I can GET NO satisfaction.

"What's on your mind?"

CROW (Mimi): Sex.

BRIAN: CROW!

Mimi blushed like mad as she said, "Well, I was hoping that... you would escort

me to the Prom... and be my date?"

CROW: And we all know what happens at prom.

BRIAN: CROW!

CROW: They kiss and dance. What?

BRIAN: Sorry.

TK said, "Well, let me think..." and he then took Mimi back into his arms and

kissed her deeply. Mimi wrapped her arms around him and french kissed him back.

MAGGIE: That's one hell of an answer.

Yolei smirked at this. "I'd say that's a 'yes,' don't you?"

ALL: Yes.

Izzy nodded. He pulled the couple apart

TOM: With a crowbar.

and said, "That's enough, now!

CROW (Izzy): Or I'll have to get the hose.

BRIAN: CROW!

TK, why don't you and I go shopping for tuxedos on Saturday? I need to get one for me

since Yolei and I are going together to the Prom."

BRIAN: First, Mimi and TK, and now Yolei and Izzy? WHAT DID I DO TO DESERVE THIS?!

TOM: Burned down Pearl's house.

BRIAN: Oh, yeah.

Mimi smiled. "Why don't we all go shopping that day?

MAGGIE (Mimi): I've been waiting to max out my parents' credit cards.

That way Takeru and I can meet for the movies later on."

CROW: Nudge, nudge, wink, wink.

BRIAN: CROW!

"Sounds like a plan to me," TK said. "But, let's keep this quiet for now. I want

to surprise the two 'lovebirds' at the Prom.

ALL: Heh, heh, heh.

And, above all else, not a word to Tai!"

TOM: Don't you think that Tai would know that his own sister is dating Matt?

"Or else," Mimi added, with venom in her words.

CROW: What is with this guy and making everyone part snake?

"You'll answer to me!"

BRIAN (Izzy): Can I use a lifeline?

Yolei quickly said, "You have my word that I won't say anything!"

MAGGIE: HEY! She has her fingers crossed.

The four then walked down the street,

DAVIS (Singing): Getting the funniest looks from everyone they meet.

until Yolei and Izzy turned down a

CROW: Lifetime subscription offer from Electronic Gaming Monthly.

different street and left TK and Mimi alone.

TOM (TK): Alone at last. I never thought we'd be rid of those two.

MAGGIE (Mimi): Especially Yolei. That chatterbox didn't even stop to breathe.

Before that, however, the four decided to meet outside TK and Mimi's building at 1 to go shopping Saturday.

BRIAN: And drinking on Sunday.

They walked arm-in-arm

CROW: Hand-in-hand, cheek-to-cheek, tong-in…

BRIAN: NO CROW!

all the way to their building and up the stairs to Mimi's apartment.

TOM (Mimi's Dad): MIMI! JUST WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING?!

CROW (Mimi): DAD?! Um, uh, THIS ISN'T WHAT IT LOOKS LIKE!

"You know," Mimi said as she pulled TK closer to her. "My folks won't be back

until 9 tonight. Want to come in and have a drink and maybe more?" She said that

last line in a low, seductive voice.

ALL: 0_o

DAVIS: AHHHH!

TOM: NONONONONONONONO!

MAGGIE: Oh god, WHY?!

BRIAN: Don't go there! Don't go there! FOR THE LOVE OF GOD, PLEASE DON'T GO THERE!

CROW: As if things weren't bad enough already, he decides to make it a lemon. WASN'T HINTS OF PETOFILING ENOUGH?!

TK smiled at her. "I would if I could, but I have to help my mom with a few

things around the house and she's expecting me. Will you take a rain check?"

ALL: SAY YES! PLEASE SAY YES!

Mimi frowned, but then said, "Well, just this once. Since you are soooo cute."

ALL: THANKYOUTHANKYOUTHAKYOUTHANKYOUTHANKYOUTHANKYOUTHANKYOU!

With that, she kissed his lips and went into her apartment.

MAGGIE (Mimi): MOM! You're home early!

BRIAN (Mimi's Mom): What was that about "a drink and maybe more?"

MAGGIE (Mimi): Um, uh.

TK practically floated up the stairs to his apartment,

TOM (TK floating and stoned): Wow man that's some good weed!

ALL (Stoners): WOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

where his mother was waiting for him. She saw the wide smile on his face and said,

CROW (TK'S mom): Did you get any?

BRIAN: CROW!

"My, you seem happy this afternoon. Care to share it with me?"

(BRIAN grabs CROW'S beak shut)

BRIAN: ONE WORD, YOU DIE!

TK simply said, "I'm going with Mimi to the Prom next week..."

TOM (TK): Then, its make out hill!

BRIAN: DIE!

CROW: It wasn't me!

BRIAN: TOM!

Mrs. Takaishi looked at him in surprise. "What about Kari?"

DAVIS: He didn't tell his mom about Kari?

MAGGIE: Considering he didn't tell every one of his friends, we shouldn't be surprised.

This snapped TK out of his dreamlike state.

BRIAN (TK): Damn that's the best acid trip I've ever been on.

He looked at her and sighed. "Mom, there's something I've been meaning to tell you..."

(ALL leave their seats)

BRIAN: Anybody takes this out of content, I'll suspend RAM chip privileges for 3 months.

BOTS: We'll be good.

(ALL exit)

(Door sequence)

(SOL)

(BRIAN and MAGGIE are reading newspapers)

BRIAN: DANG! The White Sox lost again.

MAGGIE: You're surprised?

BRIAN: Not really.

(TOM & CROW pop up)

TOM: Well hello Brian.

CROW: Hi Maggie.

BRIAN: Hi guys.

MAGGIE: What's new?

CROW: Oh nothing much.

TOM: Say, is everything normal?

BRIAN: Yeah, everything's in order.

CROW: Then, I don't suppose you're worried about the noise?

(ALL are silent as they hear the sound of someone digging through a bag)

MAGGIE: What is that?

TOM: Yeah, what is that?

CROW: We've been here longer than you have Brian, and we know that this sound isn't normal.

TOM: Lets see, who's missing? I'm here, Crow's here, Maggie's here, Gypsy is cooking a turkey, you're here.

BRIAN: Okay guys, where's Davis?

TOM: Where's Davis? Well, were not supposed to say anything, but we did see that baka heading down stairs with a bag of tunneling tools in his hand.

BRIAN: GYPSY, GO TO CONDITION YELLOW! WE HAVE TO STOP HIM!

GYPSY: Roger!

(Yellow light flashes as the alarm goes off)

(Below decks)

DAVIS (Wearing a helmet, digging through a bag, singing): Whistle while you work

(DAVIS whistles)

BRIAN: DAVIS! DAVIS! WHAT ARE YOU DOING?!

DAVIS: Hi guys. I'm escaping.

CROW: I tried that, it didn't work.

TOM: Besides, you can't tunnel your way through space.

DAVIS: I'm not tunneling.

ALL: You're not?

(ALL start climbing ladder down towards DAVIS)

DAVIS: I'm dynamiting.

BRIAN: Davis, you'll breach the hull.

(DAVIS lights a dynamite stick, and…)

*BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM*

(…breaches the hull, causing everyone to hold on the ladder so they don't get sucked in)

DAVIS: AHHHHHHHHHHH! WHY IS THIS HAPPENING?!

BRIAN: DAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVIIIIIIIIIIIS!

BOTS: YOU BAKA!

DAVIS: BRIAN, CAN YOU HAND ME MY CACULATIONS?!

(A piece of paper blows onto DAVIS'S face)

DAVIS: THANK! LOOK AT THAT! BREACH HULL! ALL DIE! EVEN CIRCULED IT!

TOM: Adjust for speed, maximum RPMS. There that should do it.

(TOM is pulled from the ladder by the vacuum)

TOM: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!

(BRIAN grabs one of his hands…)

BRIAN: GOT YA!

(…but the vacuum is too powerful, causing his arm to stretch)

TOM: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!! I LOVE YOU GUYS!

(TOM'S arm is pulled off as the vacuum pulls TOM to the hole)

BRIAN: SERVO!

TOM: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!

(TOM lands on the hole, blocking it)

TOM: Hey! WOW! Talk about Deja 'Vu!

(BRIAN removes DAVIS'S helmet)

BRIAN: Good save Tom.

(BRIAN removes TOM and covers the hole with DAVIS'S helmet)

TOM: Awwww.

BRIAN: I don't wanna know. Now, Davis, didn't you know that we'd die if you performed an escape attempt?

DAVIS: Well, believe me, I measured the chance that I was doing something good, vs. the chance I was doing something bad, and I did it anyway.

CROW: Doesn't surprise me.

MAGGIE (Off screen): COMERCAL SIGN!

BRIAN: Push the button for me Maggie. We'll be right back.

(Planet Bumper)

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