Digimon Fan Fiction / Gundam Wing Fan Fiction / Ranma 1/2 Fan Fiction ❯ A MiSTing of 4 Robster80 fics ❯ Prom Fight Part 2: A surprise anouncement ( Chapter 5 )

(SOL)

(BRIAN & MAGGIE are dressed as sales people, and DAVIS is their first customer)

MAGGIE: Hi, and welcome to "Proms R Us," your prom tuxedo/dress needs.

BRIAN: How may we help you?

DAVIS: I want a tuxedo that will make the girl I'm after dance with me.

(BRIAN gets out a blue tuxedo that would make a fashion designer puke)

BRIAN: This is our "Have pity on me" tux. It's for people like you that can't get a date.

MAGGIE: What it does is that it makes girls notice you and think "That poor man," and dance with you out of pity.

DAVIS: Will it work on Kari?

BRIAN: Hmmm… with you? No, but you'll have miles and miles of other girls just waiting to dance with you out of pity.

DAVIS: And Kari will get jealous, dump TJ, and dance with me! DEAL!

(MAGGIE gives him the tux)

BRIAN: Thank you suck-I mean, customer.

(TOM then appears)

TOM: Did you get rid of that blue monstrosity?

MAGGIE: Yeah, some desperate moron wanted to by it.

TOM: Good. Here comes another customer.

CROW (In a blond wig, looking like Matt): Hi, I'm looking for a tux and a dress for me and my girl. She's a little younger than I am.

MAGGIE: We have two packages for your need sir.

BRIAN: We have the "Woody Alan/Sue Li package." A standard tux with a preschool dress and shoes.

CROW: She's a little older than that.

MAGGIE: Then, you want the "Michel Douglas/Cathren-Zeta Jones package." The same tux, only with a kindergarten dress.

CROW: Hmmmm….

DAVIS: Say, how much is this tux?

CROW: And this package?

BRIAN: Why, it'll only cost you…

(Lights go off)

ALL: FANFIC SIGN!

(Door Sequence)

(Theater)

(Everyone takes their seats)

BRIAN: Do you truly think that you'd have a chance with her by buying a tux?

DAVIS: Yes.

MAGGIE: Denial is an ugly thing.

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CROW: So that's the theme?

BRIAN: Of what?

CROW: Of the prom. "Bad fanfics under the stars."

BRIAN: Oh.

Mimi and Yolei were in the woman's section of a store in the mall that Saturday, trying on different dresses.

CROW (Mimi): Which one makes me look easy?

BRIAN: We just got here, and already you're dirty.

CROW: Bite me, its fun.

Yolei picked hers out right away,

MAGGIE (Yolei): Style, smyle, I wanna get out of here.

so it was Mimi's turn.

DAVIS: Hope Yolei can wait a decade while Mimi picks a dress.

The first one she tried on was just the right size for her:

TOM: It belonged to Calista Flockheart.

it was a hot pink dress

BRIAN (Sarcastic): Big surprise.

hugged her body and revealed a bit of her upper body, making her look sexy.

CROW: And easy.

BRIAN: CROW!

There were no straps, and the skirt came down to her ankles, with a split

over the right leg.

DAVIS: Ah, the Jessica Rabbit look.

Two long sleeved black gloves came with the dress.

MAGGIE: Pink with black?

BRIAN: Isn't she supposed to be the one who values fashion more than any of the DD?

BOTS: FANBOY! FANBOY! FANBOY!

Mimi looked in the mirror and then at Yolei. "Well?"

CROW (Yolei): You're so hot, you're turning me on.

BRIAN: CROW!

"Unless you want TK to bleed to death from the nose bleed he'll have when he

sees you, I'd say that's too revealing."

DAVIS: I like it already.

(MAGGIE hits DAVIS with a mallet)

#BONK#

DAVIS (Dizzy, singing): Kari and me, siting in a tree, S-U-C---

BRIAN (Singing): Not a chance in H-E-L-L!

Mimi looked in the mirror again before saying,

MAGGIE (Mimi): Who cares what you think? You make me look intelligent.

"You're right." She then went back into the dressing room to remove the dress as Yolei pulled out another dress, this one regular pink.

CROW: What is with Mimi and pink?

BRIAN: I don't know, but its scaring me.

"Try this one," she said, giving it to Mimi from over the dressing room door.

Mimi put the dress on and checked herself in the mirror.

DAVIS (Mimi): This dress doesn't make me look slutty enough.

BRIAN: DAVIS!

The dress had a smaller split in the skirt, but over her left leg this time. Her upper body wasn't

exposed as much, but it was a good fit. There were small spaghetti straps on her shoulders

CROW: From Chief Boyardee.

that ran down her exposed back. The accessory gloves were white and a

little shorter. This dress also came with a pink

ALL (Singing): Yeah, pink, it's like red, but not quite.

purse and a white hair bow.

MAGGIE (Mimi): I look like Mini Mouse.

Yolei's eyes went wide as she said, "That's the one! TK'll love it."

TOM (Yolei): Just LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOVVVVVVVVE it.

Mimi stared at her reflection and imagined TK's reaction to the dress.

BRIAN (TK): That is the ugliest thing I have ever seen. And the dress it awful too.

She giggled with pleasure

(BRIAN grabs CROW'S beak shut)

before she said, "Then let's check out and meet up with the guys!"

TOM: Which took a while, since the check out line was a mile long.

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BRIAN: Starlight, star bright, first dozen stars I see tonight…

TK and Izzy had no trouble finding the right tuxedos at a men's clothing shop.

CROW: They finished a day and a half before Mimi.

However, TK had to hide when Matt walked into the store to buy a tux.

MAGGIE: Must be having a "Bad couples" sale for the prom.

He managed to escape

TOM (TK): I'M FREE! I BUSTED OUT! I'M FREE!

without Matt seeing him. They met up with the girls outside by Izzy's

car and dropped TK and Mimi off

TOM: A cliff.

BRIAN: DUDE! That's a little too dark for my blood.

at their building.

CROW: To find an eviction notice.

After taking their new clothes to their apartments, TK and Mimi went to see "Titanic,"

ALL: UGH!

BRIAN: Terrific, we get a bad fanfic, AND a DeCrapio movie.

TOM: If we've done anything in a past life, WE'RE SORRY!

since all the other movies were sold out for some strange reason.

ALL: 0_o

CROW: The OTHER movies were sold out?

TOM: I believed it when TK got a date with Mimi, but now I don't know.

TK didn't mind, since it meant that he and Mimi would sit together for over three

hours.

ALL (Singing): A three-hour tour, a three-hour tour.

They split a large popcorn and soda, but TK paid for everything.

CROW: And does he mean everything.

BRIAN: CROW!

"You didn't have to," Mimi said.

MAGGIE (Mimi): Even though I wanted you to.

"It's only fair," TK replied. "I told you before I'd go with you to a movie only if I treated, since you treated me to dinner last week."

DAVIS (TK): Even though it was the worst chicken I've ever tasted.

"But it was your birthday present from me!"

CROW (TK): I thought the present was the blow…

BRIAN: NO CROW!

As they sat in the (empty) theater,

MAGGIE: It's obvious that Rob doesn't like DeCrapio.

BRIAN: Who does?

TK looked at her lovingly and said, "I already got a present from you, Mimi... she's sitting right beside me."

ALL: Awwww…

Mimi was taken aback by such flattery.

TOM (Mimi): YOU TAKE THAT BACK!

After they set down their snacks,

DAVIS: They realized that they were over charged for the Milk Duds.

she laid her head on his shoulder

BRIAN (TK): Mimi, you're crushing my shoulder.

and cooed, "Have I told you lately that I'm so madly in love with you, Takeru?"

CROW (TK): Every night after sex.

BRIAN: CROW!

TK sneaked his arm around her back

DAVIS (TK'S arm): Be vewy vewy quiet, I'm hunting Mimi's. Hahaha.

and placed his hand on her shoulder as he rested his head against hers.

BRIAN: CRACK!

MAGGIE (Mimi): MY SHOULDER!

"Yes, but I can never get tired of you telling me, my angel of Sincerity."

BRIAN: Oh, god. There's just so much romance I can stomach!

Throughout the first hour, they sat like that, sharing their snacks. Occasionally, TK would run his fingers through Mimi's pink hair, causing Mimi to giggle with delight.

CROW: Looks like he found her buttons.

BRIAN: CROW! WHAT THE HELL IS WITH YOU AND HENTAI?!

CROW: Bite me, its fun!

Once the usher had gone, they began to make out,

MAGGIE (Mimi): TK, won't anyone else notice?

BRIAN (TK): We're the only ones here.

MAGGIE (Mimi): Oh, yeah.

even though TK had gotten into the movie.

DAVIS (TK): HELP! I'M STUCK IN A BAD MOVIE!

They lost track of how long they were kissing

TOM: I thought that they were making out.

when a quiet and familiar voice said to them, "Save it for a hotel room, you two."

BRIAN: Who ever said that is the smartest person in the world.

They both looked to see the usher and their faces turned white as chalk. It was Tai.

BRIAN: Strike my last remark.

He looked at them and said, "I know everything,

TOM: We'd like to state other wise.

guys. The only reason I didn't say anything was that Kari and Matt threatened to make sure I'd never have kids.

DAVIS: And he was the leader of the original DD?

BRIAN: Actually, he was the leader of the last DD, not the original since there was a group of DD before them.

TOM & CROW: FANBOY! FANBOY! FANBOY!

Luckily, and surprisingly, you two took care of it all. So relax,

MAGIE: It's just a show.

will you?"

BRIAN & MAGGIE (TK and Mimi): No!

After the movie,

CROW: TK demanded a refund.

TK and Mimi walked home, saying nothing as the held each other like lovers do.

TOM: After a fight.

Finally arriving at TK's apartment, they pulled each other into a tight embrace as they kissed. A rush suddenly filled them both

MAGGIE (Mimi): WOW! THIS IS BETTER THAN A ROLLER COSTER RIDE!

as TK trailed kisses from her lips to her cheek and neck, causing her to softly moan and pant.

ALL: NONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONO!

DAVIS: I'M TOO YOUNG FOR HENTAI!

"I love you, Takeru," she breathed.

TOM (Singing): Breath with me.

Suddenly, the door opened.

BRIAN: Let's see what's behind door number one!

"Well, well! What have we here?"

CROW: A couple that must never ever be.

TK and Mimi looked to see Matt and Kari

CROW: Ok, TWO couples that must never ever be.

standing in the door way, both looking very cross.

TOM: Oh god, I got a felling I know what's coming.

MAGGIE: No way.

BRIAN: UGH!

CROW: Foreshadowing, you have got to hate it.

DAVIS: What's coming?

BRIAN: I'm not saying a word.

DAVIS: WHY?

BRIAN: I don't like you.

DAIVS: Oh.

TO BE CONTINUED...

ALL: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

Author's notes: o.O

ALL: We agree.

What happens now?!

TOM: We go deeper into hell.

A perfect day and date has just turned sour in just one second.

MAGGIE: Ours did with just one line.

How will Matt and Kari react to this romance?

BRIAN: The author doesn't even know what he's foreshadowing?

TOM: That's a bad sign.

I promised fights at the Prom,

ALL: YAY!

but this is too early!

ALL: BOO!

Let's just pray the Hope and Sincerity will win in the end.

CROW: Let's not and say we did.

(ALL exit the theatre)

(Door Sequence)

(SOL)

DAVIS: I wanna know, what in the world was that story foreshadowing.

BRIAN: Davis, if you gotta ask, you'll never know.

CROW: I can't believe that you don't know what Rob's foreshadowing.

DAIVS: This is me, remember.

ALL: Oh yeah.

TOM: Ok, we'll tell you.

MAGGIE: You see, the reason Matt and Kari are there is because…

(Mads light flashes)

BRIAN: Never mind, the prom comity's calling.

(BRIAN taps the light)

(CLASSROOM, where there's a big banner reading "Parent's night," and the room is full of people)

NED: Hello lab rats. While you were reading the fic, we were setting up for Parents night, where parents can come up and visit and check on your progress.

(Just then, a man who looks like NED, with dark black hair, and a red hair woman, dressed in a lab coat, with glasses with a thick black trim, walk up behind NED)

NED: These are my parents, Smarty-Pants Steve, and Know It All Nancy.

STEVE: Hi.

NANCY: Hello.

(SOL)

ALL: Hi.

(CLASSROOM, where QB TED appears with a blonde man, wearing a football jersey, and blue pants, and a blonde woman wearing a cheerleader out fit)

QB TED: Duh, and these are my folks. Defensive Back Dan, and Cheerleader Stacy.

DB DAN: Duh, hi.

STACY (In a dumb blonde/"Clueless" accent): Like, hello, fer sure.

(SOL)

TOM: Well, there's a couple of examples of you being a product of your own biology.

BRIAN: Big time.

(CLASSROOM)

STEVE: We here my boy is torturing you?

DB DAN: Duh, as well as mine. Are they doing a good job?

(SOL)

BRIAN: A wonderful job sirs.

MAGGIE: In fact, they just sent us the first half of a TK/Mimi romance with a hint of Matt/Kari romance.

(SOL)

NANCY: We're so proud of you Ned.

STACY: And, like, we're totally proud of you QB Ted. Fer Sure.

(PEARL & MIKE appear)

NED: This is our teacher Pearl Forester.

PEARL: And this is my fiancé, Mike Nelson.

(SOL)

ALL (But DAVIS): WHAT?!

(CLASSROOM)

MIKE: I must have forgotten to tell you guys, we're engaged.

(SOL)

BRIAN: Congratulations Mike.

MAGGIE: When's the wedding?

TOM: MIKE! She's tortured you on the Satellite for three years!

CROW: She's evil!

(CLASSROOM)

MIKE: So?

(SOL)

BRIAN: Come on guys, can't you be happy for your friend.

TOM & CROW: No.

DAVIS: Why would he merry someone that fat and ugly?

ALL: DAVIS!

DAVIS: What?

(CLASSROOM)

PEARL: WHAT?!

MIKE: HOW DARE YOU!

(SOL)

BRIAN: YOU BAKA!

DAVIS: Um, uh…

(Commercial sign flashes)

BRIAN: We'll be back.

(BRIAN taps the button)

(As we see the planet bumper, we here BRIAN & THE BOTS call DAVIS baka, and other names I can't mention)

(Commercials)