Digimon Fan Fiction / Gundam Wing Fan Fiction / Ranma 1/2 Fan Fiction ❯ A MiSTing of 4 Robster80 fics ❯ Pink Wedding Part 1: A bet. ( Chapter 7 )

A MiSTing of Pink Wedding

By

Digifan3:16

In the not too distant future,

Orbiting the planet up above,

Brian Smiley and his robot pals

Are being tortured on the

Satellite of Love.

Tortured by the students of Pearl,

Nerd Boy Ned and QB Ted.

Because when Brian relaunched the

SOL into space,

He accidentally burned down

Mrs. Forester's entire place.

(Brian: I'm… so… sorry!)

Pearl: "They'll send him cheesy Stories.

The worst they can find (la, la, la).

They'll make him sit and watch them all,

And they'll monitor his mind (la, la, la)."

Now keep in mind Brian can't control

Where the stories begin or end (la, la, la).

He'll try to keep his sanity,

With the help of his robot friends.

(BRIAN with a clip board reading)

ROBOT ROLL CALL!

CAMBOT! (You're on!)

MAGGIE! (I used to be Magic Voice!)

GYPSY! (Why couldn't the new guy be Richard Bassheart?)

TOM SERVO! (I'm not a talking gumball machine!)

CROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOW! (Same as always!)

If you're wondering how

He eats and breathes,

And other science facts (la, la, la),

Just repeat to your self

"It's just a show,

I should really just relax."

For Mystery Science Theatre 3000! (Twang!)

(0… 1… 2… 3… 4… 5… Dog bone)

(SOL)

BRIAN: Hi and welcome to the Satellite of Love, I'm Brian Smiley. We picked three people to join us for a few experiments. Davis because nobody likes him…

DAVIS: HEY!

BRIAN: …and Prom Fight's Matt and Kari because, well lets face it, they're as bad as Davis.

MATT & KARI: HEY!

BRIAN: Right now, Tom and Crow are trying to show us why Robster is a closet wrestling fan.

MAGGIE: And you say that Sincere Hope and Prom Fight will prove it how?

TOM: With Matt and Kari as we compare them to Triple H and Stephanie McMahn Helmsly.

CROW: Lets get the biggest difference between Matt and Triple H out of the way. Triple H abuses steroids, while Matt looks like a male Ally McBeal.

MATT: HEY!

TOM: Ok, now for the similarities. Triple H: Long hair, short temper, and tiny brain.

CROW: Matt: Long hair, short temper, and tiny brain.

MAGGIE: Hmmmmmm…

TOM: Triple H in wrestling fanfiction can be found in an equal mix of romance fics with ether him and Chyna or Stephanie, or him and another male wrestler.

CROW: Matt in Digimon fanfiction can be found in an equal mix of romance fics with ether him and Mimi or Sora, or him and Tai.

MATT: I'M NOT GAY!

BRIAN: Sure you're not.

MATT: I'M NOT!

TOM: On to Stephanie. Stephanie: A kniving, arogant, $2.99 trash bag.

CROW: Kari: A kniving, arogant, $2.99 trash bag.

KARI: HEY!

MATT: WHY YOU LITTLE!

MAGGIE: Hurt them, and we'll hurt you.

BRIAN: Big time. Want me to get the tables again?

MATT & KARI: No.

BRIAN: Then shut up.

TOM: Stephanie: Her um, "talents" have been enhanced.

CROW: Kari: Well…

(BRIAN & MAGGIE look at KARI)

BRIAN & MAGGIE: *Cough*fake*cough*fake*cough*

KARI: THEY'RE NOT FAKE!

DAVIS: QUIT DISSING MY KARI!

ALL: SHE'S NOT YOUR KARI!

(Commercial sign flashes)

BRIAN: We'll be back.

(BRIAN taps the light)

(Planet bumper)

(Commercials)

(SOL, MATT is playing a guitar, KARI is just drooling over him, DAVIS is getting into the music, BRIAN is trying to hang himself, TOM is ready to shoot himself, CROW has a bottle of poison, and MAGGIE has a disk with a computer virus)

BRIAN: If you sing or play that damned thing one more time, we will kill our selves.

KARI: HE'S NOT THAT BAD!

TOM: You're right. He's worse.

MATT: HEY!

(Mads light flashes)

BRIAN: Saved by the Mads.

(ALL put their suicide tools down)

*CRASH*

MATT: OWWWWWWW!

(On MATT'S foot)

(BRIAN taps the light)

(RESTERUANT, where everyone is in a dinner rehearsal)

MIKE: Well, I want to thank you all for coming here to see Pearl and mine's wedding.

PEARL: And all your gifts to me.

NED (Whispering): Hi lab rats. We're rehearsing the after wedding reception.

(SOL)

MAGGIE (Whispering): When's the big day?

(RESTERAUNT)

QB TED (Whispering): Duh… in a couple of weeks.

(SOL)

BRIAN (Whispering): Tell Mike I send my congratulations.

TOM (Yelling): MIKE! YOU'RE MAKING A MISTAKE!

CROW (Yelling): SHE'S TOUTURED YOU FOR YEARS! DON'T MERRY HER!

(RESTERAUNT)

MIKE: DAMN IT! Now I've lost my place.

PEARL: Grrrrr… thank the tinker toys for the fic you're about to receive. I was going to let you off.

(SOL)

BRIAN & MAGGIE: THANKS A LOT!

MATT: What fic?

(RESTERAUNT)

NED: Mimi and TK's wedding.

(SOL)

MATT & KARI: WHAT?!

BRIAN: Its another universe, relax.

MATT: I DON'T CARE! WHY DOES TK HAVE TO MERRY HER ANYWAY?! SHE CAN DO BETTER!

KARI: AND TK CAN FINE ANYBODY BETTER THAN HER!

DAVIS: I agree with my angel.

ALL: SHE'S NOT YOUR ANGEL!

MAGGIE: Hmmmm…

BRIAN: You thinking what I'm thinking?

MAGGIE: Yep. Hey, guys…

(ALL get into a huddle and talk)

(RESTAURAUNT)

NED: What are they up to?

(SOL)

BRIAN: Ok, Matt, Kari we think that you're still in love with Mimi and TK.

MATT & KARI: NO WAY!

TOM: Care to place a bet?

MATT & KARI: YOU'RE ON!

DAVIS: I agree with Kari. She's not in love with BG.

ALL: TK! TK! TK!

BRIAN: So, you wanna bet too?

DAVIS: Yes.

MAGGIE: Ok, Matt and Kari, we bet you 100 yin, Davis 200 to keep it even and we don't like you the most…

DAVIS: HEY!

MAGGIE: …that you Matt will say in anyway, shape, or form that you want Mimi to merry you, and Kari, you will say in anyway, shape, or form that you want TK to merry you.

MATT: Why make is so small?

TOM: Ok, how about we change the bet to you and Kari giving us 200 yin, and Davis 400 yin?

MATT, KARI, & DAVIS: Deal.

BRIAN: Ok sirs, send us the fic.

(RESTAURANT)

NED: Gladly.

(SOL, lights go off)

ALL: WE GOT FANFIC SIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIGGGGGGGGGGGGNNNNNNNNNN!

PINK WEDDING

CROW: Well, Mimi can't exactly where white.

BRIAN: CROW!

MATT: What are you doing?

TOM: Its what we do to keep our sanity.

KARI: Does it work?

MAGGIE: Better than the alliterative.

(MAGGIE points to DAVIS)

MATT & KARI: Nuff said.

DAVIS: HEY!

A Takimi Wedding fic O.O

ALL: We agree.

This is the sequel to my songfic "Is This Love." Set two years after the end

where TK proposed to Mimi and got one heck of an answer (Which was explained in

another fic ^_~),

(BRIAN grabs CROW'S beak shut)

and features not one, not two, but all FIVE "Gundam Wing" pilots!

ALL: UGH!

BRIAN: WHY?!

Get your wedding invitations out and away we go! -Robster80

MATT: Now I know who to blame for pairing those two.

Disclaimer: If I own anything related to Digimon or Gundam Wing, then I'm a

monkey's uncle! (Translation: I do not own either!)

ALL: No duh.

Three individuals stood in the shadows of an unknown place.

BRIAN: Hey, its Lary, Moe, and Curly Joe.

TOM: Wouldn't surprise me with this guy.

They looked at several monitors that showed

MATT: HBO?

KARI: Showtime?

DAVIS: The Movie Channel?

TOM: Encore?

MAGGIE: Starz?

BRIAN: Cinnamax?

CROW: Pay per view?

a church all the way in America,

ALL: Oh.

and they frowned

TOM: For the reception was bad.

at the monitors showing two certain people: one trying to tie a bow tie, and the

other straightening her wedding dress.

CROW: I'd be happy to see that.

BRIAN: CROW!

"That's the one," one said, a female with brown hair. "I still can't believe

those two are doing this!"

MAGGIE (Female): Doing the shopping with out me.

The second, a tall man with blond hair, nodded in agreement. "This wedding won't

take place. I forbid it!"

BRIAN: I got a feeling I know who's that person.

MATT: Who?

BRIAN: I guess what they said about blondes is true?

CROW: That they have more fun?

BRIAN: No, the other thing.

MATT: HEY!

The third one, a boy with dark blue hair, said, "We shall stop them, my friends.

Rest assured, Takeru and Mimi will not be married today, or ever!

ALL: 0_o

TOM: Don't tell me…

MAGGIE: I can't believe…

BRIAN: Why is he involved?

CROW: No way.

MATT: It can't be.

KARI: Why would we want him involved with our affairs?

DAVIS: What? Who?

(ALL look at DAVIS)

DAVIS: What?

ALL: KEN YOU BAKA!

DAVIS: Oh.

Still, I ask you both again if this

TOM (Ken): These goggles go with my Kaiser out fit.

is the course you wish to take. After all, they are both your friends... and he is your brother."

MATT: I HAVE NO BROTHER!

KARI: And we have no friends.

ALL: We're not surprised.

The blond growled,

MATT: Bad dog, bad dog.

BRIAN: Do you realize that you rifted your self?

MATT: ACK!

"That idiot brother of mine has no idea what he's getting

into! This is for his own good."

CROW: AHHHHHHHH! ITS RIGHT TO CENSORE! AHHHHHHHHHH!

BRIAN: No, they're actually smarter than this fics/PF'S Matt and Kari.

MATT & KARI: HEY!

The girl nodded silently.

TOM: Till her head fell off.

KARI: HEY!

BRIAN: That's his style.

The blue-haired man smiled. "Very well. Let us begin."

DAVIS (Fowl Mouth): LETS A BEGIN!

*********************************************************************** *********

ALL (Singing): Hey now, you're an all star.

TK fumbled

BRIAN: Green Bay recovers. TOUCHDOWN PACKERS!

ALL (But MATT, KARI, & DAVIS): WOOOOOOOOOOO! GO PACKERS!

MAGGIE: I thought you were from Chicago.

BRIAN: I am. But I checked the archives that were in that box and found out you guys were Packers fans. Who am I to mess with tradition?

TOM: So, you're going to wear a jump suit?

BRIAN: That's a tradition I'm not doing.

MAGGIE: I would have love to see you in a jump suit.

BRIAN: MAGGIE!

TOM & CROW: FANCOUPLE! FANCOUPLE! FANCOUPLE!

BRIAN & MAGGIE: WE'RE NOT A COUPLE!

KARI: Then Matt doesn't love me.

MATT: And Kari doesn't love me.

CROW: I guess you were right.

MATT & KARI: HEY!

with his tie unsuccessfully, and grumbled. In less than half an hour, he would be marrying the most beautiful, sincere, and caring woman of his life:

DAVIS: I thought he was marrying Mimi.

CROW: He is.

DAVIS: I though he met Kari.

KARI: Thank you.

TOM: If she's like PF'S Kari…

BRIAN: She's a which that's still in love with TK?

KARI: I'M NOT A WITCH!

CROW: And?

KARI: And what?

BRIAN: I think we're going to win this bet.

KARI (Quickly): I'M NOT IN LOVE WITH TK!

DAVIS: YES!

BRIAN: Not your world.

DAVIS: Forgot.

Mimi Tachikawa. Yet he couldn't fix his

MATT: Car?

KARI: Stereo?

DAVIS: Computer?

TOM: Game Boy?

MAGGIE: Android?

BRIAN: Toy?

CROW: Weed whacker?

white tie

ALL: Oh.

to match his white tuxedo.

CROW: Isn't it the bride that usually wears white?

BRIAN: Yes.

CROW: Doesn't that mean though that she's…

BRIAN: Finish, and I'll lock you in a room with Davis singing and PF'S Matt playing the guitar, and PF'S Kari dancing.

CROW: I'LLBEGOOD!I'LLBEGOOD!I'LLBEGOOD!

MATT: HEY!

KARI: WHAT DID WE EVER DO TO YOU?!

ALL (But DAVIS): Annoyed the hell out of us, stalked TK and Mimi, tried to control their lives…

MATT & KARI: WE HAVE A REASON FOR THAT!

TOM: Which is?

MATT: Um…

KARI: We can't say.

ALL (But DAVIS, singing): We're in the money, we're in the money.

<Usually Matt would help me with things like this.>

CROW: But he had a tendency to tighten the tie a little too tight.

He then grew angrier, recalling Matt's answer to his invite to the wedding:

MATT: I gave him the bird.

BRIAN: And you proved how dumb you are by rifting your self.

MATT: HEY!

"You marry that *****

TOM: Astrexs?

and I'll never speak to you again, you ungrateful little shit!"

BRIAN (Sarcastic): Oh, big loss.

He still could believe his brother had the gall to call his sweetheart that.

MAGGIE (TK): I'm not shocked that he called my honey a bunch of stars.

It made him so mad he didn't care that Matt called him ungrateful, at least not for a while. "Last time I checked, he was the one who stole a girl from his kid brother."

CROW (To MATT): You must have a sad life.

MATT: HEY!

He finally flew his hands into the air.

KARI: And he waved them just like he didn't care.

"I give up! I'll never get this stupid thing tied!"

BRIAN: That's because it's a clip on.

TOM: D'HO!

ALL: Whaw, whaw, whaaaaaaaaaaawwwww.

"Allow me," a stern voice came from behind. TK turned to see a man with brown

hair and a black tux, and smiled. "Heero Yuy! I thought you and Wufei couldn't

make it."

DAVIS: But we weren't that lucky.

Heero walked up and fixed TK's tie for him. "I didn't want Duo to berate me for

not coming today, or risk Mimi's wrath.

BRIAN: That's worse than death.

As for Wufei, he's here as well. Don't ask me why,

CROW: Because some baka thinks that they share the same universe.

even I don't know what that guy thinks and I never want to."

ALL: Nether do we.

"Amen to that!" TK checked himself in the mirror,

TOM: For the eighteenth time.

then back to Heero. "Thanks for

KARI (TK): Nothing.

the help."

ALL (Singing): HELP!

BRIAN (Singing): I need somebody to…

ALL (Singing): HELP!

"Knock, knock!

TOM (Singing): On the door.

The cavalry has arrived!"

MAGGIE: A little too late. Custard already bought the farm.

The two looked to see another teen with brown spiky hair and a black tuxedo.

Behind him were four other men, also wearing black tuxedos save for one who wore

a white Chinese formal suit.

DAVIS (Sarcastic): Gee, like we don't know who that is.

TK knew them well:

MATT (Hamlet): Herasio.

TOM: AHHHHHHHHHHH! HAMLET! NO BAKA!

BRIAN: What?

CROW: Badly dubbed German piece of crap.

BRIAN: Ah.

Davis, Quatre, Duo, Trowa, and Wufei. "Ah," he said with a grin. "The rest of my best men!"

KARI: And our worst nightmare.

"Uh, correction," Davis said as he and the others entered. "These guys are the

best men and I'm the worst."

DAVIS: I agree.

(ALL laugh at DAVIS)

DAVIS: D'HO!

They all laughed, except for Heero, Trowa, and Wufei. They just smirked. Davis

pulled out a small black box. "I'm all set, though I'm still in shock about you

and Mimi getting hitched."

MAGGIE: Maybe if you weren't under power lines, you'd be fine.

Duo said, "You'd be even more shocked if you knew-." He was suddenly cut off as

Trowa elbowed him in the stomach. They had accidentally found out how Mimi

REALLY accepted TK's proposal, and had been sworn to secrecy.

CROW: And you don't want to break a promise to Mimi.

BRIAN: She'll break you.

Davis shrugged, clueless.

ALL: As usual.

DAVIS: HEY!

"I always thought you and Kari-."

CROW (Davis): Would do the horizontal mambo.

BRIAN: CROW!

TK quickly held up his hand.

BRIAN (TK): Talk to the hand.

"Davis, please! I'm still upset that she and Matt refused the invites."

TOM: Refuse is an understatement.

Davis covered his mouth and placed the box back in his pocket as he changed the

subject. "Say, did I tell you about my girlfriend Evi?"

ALL: 0_o

TOM: Another girl…

MAGGIE: Agreed to…

BRIAN: Go with you…

CROW: TO THE WEDDING?!

DAVIS: Hey, they all love me.

(ALL, including PF'S MATT & KARI die laughing)

DAVIS: HEY!

TK's eyes went wide. "No. You never mentioned this before."

MATT: That's because she doesn't exist.

"She's the most beautiful girl I've ever known. We've been going steady for over

a year now, and I couldn't be happier. We even plan to go to college together

after this summer."

BRIAN: If she can wait 10 years for you to graduate.

DAVIS: HEY!

Quatre checked his watch and placed a hand on TK's shoulder. "So, ready to leave

bachelor life behind?"

TOM (TK): I DON'T WANNA!

TK said, "Gentlemen, let's get going! And Wufei, thanks for coming."

(BRIAN grabs CROW'S beak shut)

Wufei sniffed and said, "I only came because I do not wish to have Duo bitch at

me for not coming. Still... I am glad to be here."

BRIAN (Wufei): But I'm glad to be anywhere.

************************************************************** ******************

TOM (Weatherman): And it a clear, starry night outside.

Mimi put on her veil and then looked in the mirror again.

MAGGIE: For the umpteenth time.

Her white dress was perfect, even though her pink hair clashed with it.

CROW: Hey, she should where white unless she's…

BRIAN: DO NOT GO THERE!

<Oh well, I can't help it if my Takeru loves my hair this way.> She took her bouquet from Sora, who had been helping her since she and Tai had arrived three days ago.

BRIAN: Well, at least it's a Taiora.

Mimi then frowned. She recalled the little "reply" Kari had sent her upon

receiving a wedding invitation:

TOM: A horse's head found in her bed.

BRIAN: No more Godfather movies.

TOM: Awwwwww…

"You can't marry him! He deserves better than a whore like you!"

KARI: YOU GO GIRL!

MAGGIE: Me or you?

BRIAN: I can never hit a lady.

(MAGGIE hits KARI with a mallet)

*BONK*

KARI (Dizzy): Oh TK…

MATT: WHAT?!

KARI: Um… GET AWAY FROM ME! I LOVE MATT!

(ALL snicker)

<Well, you had your chance, Kari Kamiya, and you blew it big time!

(BRIAN grabs CROW'S beak shut)

I love Takeru and I will marry him, for better or worse.>

ALL: For worse.

Sora looked at her and said, "Now, now! You don't want to think about

you-know-who and get angry. She is my sister-in-law now.

BRIAN: THERE IS A GOD!

CROW: The fact that Tai and Sora got married is the only bright side.

Besides, People will think you don't want to marry TK, and so will he."

MATT: I see no problems.

(ALL look at MATT)

MATT: Um… uh… because I don't want him to merry that woman.

ALL (Dr. Evil): Right.

Mimi blinked at the thought. She faced Sora and said, "Thank you, Sora. You're a big help." They glanced at the clock.

TOM: Uh-oh! Its almost midnight! Quick, get home before you carriage turns into a pumpkin.

"Oh, I can't wait! By tonight, I'll finally become Mrs. Takeru Takaishi!"

ALL: We can.

Sora cracked

TOM: Her head open.

MATT: Is he always this dark?

DAVIS: Yes.

a wide smile. "You already are, considering how you responded to

his proposal. That reminds me, how was he in bed?"

ALL: DON'T WANNA KNOW!

KARI: Actually…

(ALL look at KARI)

KARI: Um… uh…

DAVIS: She wants to know how bad he was.

ALL: Uh-huh.

KARI (Whispering): Thanks for the save. I owe you one.

DAVIS (Whispering): Merry me.

KARI (Whispering): Fat chance.

Mimi playfully hit her and said, "As I recall, I told you about 6,780,342 times,

Sora Kamiya! But just to humor you, I'll say it one last time."

ALL: NONONONONONONONONONONONO!

She sighed happily as she recalled their "special night" over two years ago. "He was very

gentle. The way he held me in his arms was like being in the very center of heaven."

BRIAN (Homer Simpson, sarcastic): Thanks for the message.

Sora continued to smile at her friend. She had been the first to know about what

Mimi had done with TK, or actually Mimi had planned to do. She honestly thought

Mimi was joking. When Sora got the call one morning, she was shocked that Mimi

had indeed gone through with her plan, and that it was especially due to the

fact that TK had proposed to her.

TOM: So, she knew the entire time that he was going to propose? It would help if we had the original…

BRIAN: NO! DO YOU REALLY WANNA THEM TO SEND US THE ORINGAL?!

TOM: AHHHHHHHHH! WHAT WAS I THINKING?!

"Well, it's almost time. Are you ready?"

MAGGIE (Mimi): NO!

Mimi grasped the bouquet with both hands. "I was born ready."

BRIAN: Don't even think about it.

CROW: What?

(ALL leave the theater)

(Door sequence)

(SOL)

BRIAN: Hi. Bride or groom?

TOM: Groom.

BRIAN: To the right.

TOM: Thanks.

(TOM leaves)

(CROW appears)

BRIAN: Hi, bride or groom?

CROW: Bride.

BRIAN: To the left. It's the pink side.

CROW: Thanks.

(CROW leaves, DAVIS appears)

BRIAN: Hi, bride or groom?

DAVIS: Best man.

BRIAN: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! Seriously, bride or groom?

DAVIS: Groom.

BRIAN: To the right.

DAVIS: Thanks.

(DAVIS leaves, PF'S MATT & KARI enter)

BRIAN: Hi, bride or groom?

MATT & KARI: Wedding stoppers.

BRIAN: I see. Wait there please.

MATT: Ok.

KARI: Why?

MAGGIE (Off-screen): JUPITER THUNDER CRASH!

(MATT & KARI…)

*BZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZT*

(…get a shock to their system)

(TOM, CROW, & DAVIS appear)

TOM: What happened?

(MAGGIE appears dressed as Sailor Jupiter)

MAGGIE: Stopped some wedding crashers.

BRIAN: Right. Since TK and Mimi invited the Gundam Wing pilots, I hired the Sailor Scouts to be the bodyguards. Isn't that right…

(BRIAN sees MAGGIE in the Sailor Jupiter fuku)

BRIAN: Um… uh…

CROW: I'm not cleaning up the drool.

MAGGIE: Brian? You ok?

DAVIS: Crow?

CROW: Right.

(CROW hits BRIAN with a mallet)

*BONK*

BRIAN: OW! What?

CROW: You were drooling over Maggie in a fuku. Not that I blame you, but…

(Commercial sign flashes)

BRIAN: We'll be back. Matt just twitched.

(BRIAN tapes the button)

(As we see the plant bumper, we hear "JUPITER THUNDER CRASH" followed by a *BZZZZZZT*)