Digimon Fan Fiction / Gundam Wing Fan Fiction / Ranma 1/2 Fan Fiction ❯ A MiSTing of 4 Robster80 fics ❯ Digimon 1/2 Part one: Tricks and Look-a-likes ( Chapter 9 )

A MiSTing of Digimon 1/2

By

Digifan3:16

Ok, to clear one thing up: Maggie looks like and sounds like the female Ranma.

In the not too distant future,

Orbiting the planet up above,

Brian Smiley and his robot pals

Are being tortured on the

Satellite of Love.

Tortured by the students of Pearl,

Nerd Boy Ned and QB Ted.

Because when Brian relaunched the

SOL into space,

He accidentally burned down

Mrs. Forester's entire place.

(Brian: I'm… so… sorry!)

Pearl: "They'll send him cheesy Stories.

The worst they can find (la, la, la).

They'll make him sit and watch them all,

And they'll monitor his mind (la, la, la)."

Now keep in mind Brian can't control

Where the stories begin or end (la, la, la).

He'll try to keep his sanity,

With the help of his robot friends.

(BRIAN with a clip board reading)

ROBOT ROLL CALL!

CAMBOT! (You're on!)

MAGGIE! (I used to be Magic Voice!)

GYPSY! (Why couldn't the new guy be Richard Bassheart?)

TOM SERVO! (I'm not a talking gumball machine!)

CROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOW! (Same as always!)

If you're wondering how

He eats and breathes,

And other science facts (la, la, la),

Just repeat to your self

"It's just a show,

I should really just relax."

For Mystery Science Theatre 3000! (Twang!)

(0… 1… 2… 3… 4… 5… Dog bone)

(SOL)

BRIAN: Hi, and welcome to the Satellite of Love, I'm Brian Smiley. I just got a memo from the Mads that they sent us a rocket ship to rescue up to two people from the Satellite.

TOM: I don't know.

CROW: Did anyone tell Maggie that the Mads are the ones that sent us the ship?

MAGGIE: EARTH HERE I COME! NO CROW!

CROW: What?

(MAGGIE makes a b-line for the ship, when BRIAN grabs her)

BRIAN: NO!

(MAGGIE hits BRIAN hard as MATT and KARI knock everyone else down and escape)

MAGGIE: WHY DID YOU DO THAT YOU BAKA?!

DAVIS: Someone call me?

MAGGIE: No.

DAVIS: Oh.

BRIAN: I got a hold of the itinuary.

MAGGIE (Reading): "In-flight movie: Spiceworld. In-flight fic: Oscar Toon."

TOM: He saved you.

DAVIS: Who?

(CROW whispers in DAVIS'S ear)

MAGGIE: I… I…

BRIAN: Could have ended up like this?

(BRIAN pushes a button, and we suddenly hear PF'S MATT & KARI screaming for mercy)

MATT & KARI (Voice over): WE WANT OUR DIGIMOMMY!

DAVIS: HE DID WHAT WITH A CAT?!

MAGGIE: YOU SAVED ME! THANK YOU!

(MAGGIE kisses BRIAN…)

*BZZZZZZZT*

(…causing a spark and BRIAN gets electrocuted and faints from the shock)

TOM & CROW: FANCOUPLE! FANCOUPLE! FANCOUPLE!

BRIAN (Shooting back up) & MAGGIE: WE ARE NOT A COUPLE!

(BRIAN faints again)

(Commercial sign)

DAVIS: We'll be back.

(MAGGIE taps the sign)

(Planet bumper)

(Commercials)

(SOL)

(BRIAN is up and talking to TOM & CROW)

BRIAN: Now guys, I know that you don't like the fact that Mike's marring Pearl…

TOM: That's why we're going to stop the wedding.

CROW: Yeah. We ain't afraid of her.

BRIAN: …but remember the punishment we got for disrupting the rehearsal?

TOM & CROW: A Takmi wedding.

MAGGIE: What do you think she'll do if we disrupt the wedding?

(TOM & CROW think for a moment)

TOM & CROW: SORATO?! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

BRIAN: So, you going to keep your mouths shut?

CROW: Nothing is worth it if the punishment is one of the worst couples in Fanficdom.

DAVIS: TK and Kari?

ALL: SORATO YOU BAKA!

TOM: And TK and Kari are a good couple.

DAVIS: KARI'S MINE!

BRIAN: NO SHE'S NOT!

DAVIS: YES SHE IS!

BRIAN: YOU SAY "YES SHE IS" ONE MORE TIME…

DAVIS: YES SHE IS!

(BRIAN gets out the mallet and…)

*BONK*

(…hits DAVIS in the head)

DAVIS: Ooooo! Birdies!

(DAVIS faints)

(MADS light flashes)

MAGGIE: You promise to keep your mouths shut?

TOM & CROW: Yes.

MAGGIE: Good.

(BRIAN taps the light)

(CHURCH, where MIKE and PEARL are about to get hitched)

PRIEST: And if there is any reason that these two should not be married, speak now or forever hold your piece.

(MADS, PEARL, MIKE, and GUESTS look at BRIAN & THE BOTS)

(SOL)

(BRIAN and MAGGIE have TOM & CROW'S mouths shut)

TOM & CROW: MMMMMMMMMMM!

BRIAN: Never mind them. Go a head.

(DAVIS comes to)

DAVIS: HEY! It's that guy and the fat lady. Why would he want to marry her? She's fat, big, ugly…

(BRIAN and MAGGIE look at each other, then grab DAVIS'S mouth shut)

(CHURCH)

PEARL: YOU LITTLE PIECE OF….

MIKE: Honey, I'll handle this. Brian and Maggie, for grabbing the guy's mouths shut, and Tom and Crow, for that impressive 1.5-second display of will power, you get a reward. Davis, you get sever pain.

(SOL)

ALL: WOOOOOOOOO!

DAVIS: WHY ME?!

ALL: You annoyed the hell out of us, stalked Kari, got TK'S name wrong…

DAVIS: Oh.

(CHURCH)

MIKE: Guys?

NED: RIGHT HERE! THE ONE FIC THAT WILL SHOW THAT BAKA WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOU MAKE FUN OF OUR FRIEND AND TEACHER!

QB TED: Duh… it's a Takari.

(SOL)

DAVIS: A what?

(CHURCH)

MADS: You'll find out.

(SOL)

DAVIS: TELL ME!

ALL: NO!

DAVIS: WHY?!

BRIAN: Because…

(Lights go off)

ALL: WE GOT FANFIC SIIIIIIIIIIIIGGGGGGGGGGGGNNNNNNNNN!

(Door sequence)

(ALL take their seats)

DIGIMON 1/2

TOM: Half of what?

DAVIS: Half of Pokemon?

BRIAN: Half of cup of sugar?

CROW: Half man?

MAGGIE: Half beast?

By: Robster80

ALL: 0_o

TOM: NOT AGAIN!

BRIAN: If ALL of the Gundam Pilots are DD's, I'm gone.

MAGGIE: If he pairs Mimi with Ken, I'm gone.

CROW: If he pairs Davis with Kari, I'm gone.

TOM: If there are any continuum errors, I'll explode.

DAVIS: If I'm bashed…

ALL: YOU'RE STAYING!

DAVIS: ACK!

NOTICE: This fic is rated NC-17: containing Adult Language, Adult Situations,

and partial nudity.

CROW: THANK YOU GOD! NUDITY! WOOOOOOOOOO!

BRIAN: CROW!

There are some Lime scenes, but not extreme. If that offends you, or you're under age, then SCRAM!

DAVIS: Too bad, so sad, good bye.

(DAVIS tries to leave, but MAGGIE grabs him)

MAGGIE: We're making the exception.

If not, please continue reading. Also, this stars all the kids from Digimon minus Michael and Willis, but this is pure Takari

ALL: WOOOOOOOOOO!

DAIVS: WHAT'S TAKARI?!

BRIAN: Fine, TK and Kari romance. You happy?

DAVIS: Yes.

(DAVIS thinks for a sec)

DAVIS: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

with hints of Mimato

ALL: BOO!

and Taiora.

ALL: HORAY!

Note: <> represent thoughts

CROW: I didn't elect him to represent thoughts. RECOUNT!

It was a nice day in the valley of Jusenkyo, China.

(ALL groan)

BRIAN: Great, first Digimon and Gundam Wing, and now Digimon and Ranma 1/2. I like Ranma 1/2, Gundam Wing, and Digimon as much as everyone else… BUT COME ON!

The Guide of the Cursed Springs had recently began giving tours of the training grounds again after two years since the first incident with a martial artist and his son. Today, he would be giving a tour to several teenagers from Odaiba, Japan.

TOM (Guide): Hope teenagers don't fall into spring of drowned fanfic writer. One Oscar enough already.

"This first tour in very long time," the Guide said to himself. "Hope nothing go

wrong this time."

CROW: And we have foreshadowing.

********************************************************* ***************

DAVIS: So the guide's been waiting the entire day for my class?

Kari stepped off the bus with excitement

MAGGIE (Kari): I'M FREE! I'M FREE!

and looked about at the scenery. The sixteen-year-old had always wanted to see

DAVIS: Me?

TOM: The World?

MAGGIE: London?

BRIAN: France?

CROW: TK'S under…

BRIAN: NO!

China

ALL: Oh.

BRIAN: WAIT! She saw China during the world tour!

TOM & CROW: FANBOY! FANBOY! FANBOY!

since she was little, and now she was on a trip with her friends/classmates and her brother Tai. Of course, her persistent "boyfriend" Davis

ALL: WHAT?!

DAVIS: WOOOOOOOOO!

MAGGIE: WAIT! It's in quotations!

ALL: YES!

DAVIS: Why?

BRIAN: She's not really your girlfriend! WOOOOOOOOOOOO!

DAVIS: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

and his sister Jun had also joined them since they found out she and Matt were going.

ALL: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! JUN BAD!

The only two good things about the trip so far were the fact that Tai had kept Davis in check for most of the trip, and that TK had also come along.

(BRIAN grabs CROW'S beak shut)

Kari had a crush on TK since they first met back when they and the other original Digi-Destined battled Myotismon, and it lasted even after they went their separate ways.

CROW (Singing): This way, and that way.

Then, four years ago, TK and his mother moved to Odaiba and he was truly part of her life again. Kari almost didn't recognize him when he first came to school.

TOM: Because he lost that big green bucket he called a hat.

BRIAN: Who's the fanboy now?

TOM: D'HO!

He was now taller and quite a looker. Most of the girls practically drooled over him, but she knew, now at least, that she had a special place in his heart.

MAGGIE: Right next to video games, and anime.

They had gone on at least two dates with Tai, Matt, and their girlfriends

DAVIS (Sarcastic): Oh gee, what a good idea. Take your girlfriend on a date with your big brother and her big brother and their girls.

and only one date on their own in the last three years.

DAVIS: HA! THAT PROVES THAT THEY'RE INCOMPATABLE!

Davis, who had been spying on them since their first and last solo date, ruined every other attempt.

(ALL look cross at DAVIS)

DAVIS: Um… uh…

CROW: GET HIM!

(BRIAN tackles DAVIS and beats him up)

BRIAN: RUIN THEIR DATE WILL YA?! YOU LITTLE!

(MAGGIE grabs BRIAN)

MAGGIE: Save it for the fic.

BRIAN: Thanks.

DAVIS: Ow. Thank you Maggie.

MAGGIE: I didn't do it for you. Not a word Crow.

CROW: What?

At this, she frowned. She thought to herself, <Damn that Davis! Can't he see I don't even like him?

DAVIS: WHAT?!

BRIAN: Um, grated Davis gets on everyone's nerves, but he and Kari are friends.

TOM & CROW: FANBOY! FANBOY! FANBOY!

I guess it's my fault, flirting with TK like that instead of just telling Davis to drop dead.

MAGGIE: But that would be OOC.

I should have lost TK's trust and friendship when I confessed to him what I did. I still can't believe he forgave me! I guess I'm lucky to have a guy like him.>

ALL: 0_o

BRIAN: "He… forgave… me…?"

MAGGIE: "Confessed… to… him…?"

TOM & CROW: WE DON'T WANNA KNOW!

DAVIS: I DO! I DO!

Suddenly, she felt a hand on her shoulder. Looking to her right, she saw Tai smile at her. Smiling right back, she looked to see the others come off the bus.

BRIAN: NO CROW!

CROW: Spoil sport.

Sora was holding Mimi back while Jun was hanging all over Matt.

ALL: We feel your pain. We have her brother with us.

DAVIS: HEY!

Joe, Cody, and Ken

ALL (WWF Fans): OH MY!

BRIAN (Mick Foley): Joe, Cody, and Ken.

ALL (WWF Fans): OH MY!

BRIAN (Mick Foley): Joe, Cody, and Ken.

ALL (WWF Fans): OH MY!

shook their heads at the sight, probably wishing they had similar luck with girls. Izzy and Yolei were studying the signposts.

TOM (Izzy reading): If you can read this, you have little… Oh that's just nasty.

Finally, Davis and TK came off the bus.

(BRIAN grabs CROW'S beak shut)

TK was holding his white hat, which was now stained green, and glaring at Davis. "Hey," Davis quickly said. "It was an accident! I thought my lime juice can was empty."

DAVIS: That's an…

ALL: DON'T EVEN THINK ABOUT IT!

DAVIS (Scared): YES SIRS! YES SIRS!

Kari also glared at him, though he didn't see it. He was lying. He did it just because she sat with TK all the way up on the bus.

DAVIS: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

ALL: WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

TK looked at his hat and muttered, "Now I wish I had my old green hat, even

though it doesn't fit anymore."

TOM: Well, you already have a green hat.

BRIAN: Thanks to goggle boy.

DAVIS: HEY! Wait, I do have goggles.

(ALL fall down anime style)

As TK put his hat on, the Guide rushed over to the group. "Welcome to Jusenkyo

tour, good sirs and madams. I be your guide. Please excuse my bad Japanese.

ALL: There is no excuse.

Now I take role, so please raise hand when called."

CROW (Guide): Seemore Buts? I look for Seemore Buts?

(BRIAN, MAGGIE, DAVIS, and TOM, as students, chuckle)

*************************************************************** *********

MAGGIE: Tours of Jysenkyo take the whole day, and most of the night.

After two minutes, the teens were led through the valley. Kari was snapping pictures with her camera as she walked, while Tai made sure she didn't trip or bump into anything.

CROW: So, she's blind as a bat when she uses that camera?

BRIAN: I think she forgot to remove the lens.

TOM: D'HO!

ALL: Whaw, whaw, whaaaaaaaaaaaaaaawwwwwwwww.

Ken admired the scenery. The green colors reminded him of his Digimon partner Wormmon.

BRIAN: And all those times he's abused him, kicked him, and called him names.

TOM & CROW: FANBOY! FANBOY! FANBOY!

<I wonder how you're doing, my faithful friend,> he thought sadly. Even though Ken had treated Wormmon badly when he was the Digimon Emperor, the little Digimon had remained loyal and true. Without him, he would never have rejoined the other Digi-Destined.

MAGGIE: And Yolie would still find every guy attractive.

BRIAN: She does anyway.

TOM & CROW: FANCOUPLE! FANCOUPLE! FANCOUPLE!

BRIAN & MAGGIE: WE ARE NOT A COUPLE!

Davis kept his eyes on Kari, who was up ahead with Tai and the Guide.

TOM: Shouldn't Kari file a restraining order?

DAVIS: Nothing is keeping me from my angel.

BRIAN: Not even coming back up here forced to read lemons between you and Veemon?

DAVIS: YOU WOULDN'T!

BRIAN: GYPSY! CALL THE MADS! TELL THEM…

DAVIS: OK, OK, I WON'T STALK HER!

BRIAN: THAT THEY'RE DOING A GOOD JOB BREAKING GOGGLE BOY'S SPERITS!

GYPSY (Off Screen): Ok Brian.

DAVIS: Much…

BRIAN: Just as long as TK will get her… WAIT A MINUTE!

DAVIS: Ok, ok. I'll let TK have a chance with her.

BRIAN: And it better be a good chance.

DAVIS: IT WILL! IT WILL!

He was upset her brother kept her close, but grateful it was Tai and not TK. His sister wasn't happy, either. Jun watched in disgust as Matt walked between TK and Mimi. She was infuriated when Mimi took Matt's hand.

BRIAN & MAGGIE: KOUMI FOREVER!

(BRIAN & MAGGIE look at each other and blush)

TOM: Uh, Maggie? You're blushing.

MAGGIE: Ned must have programmed it into this body.

CROW: I don't wanna know why.

ALL: Ditto.

TK was also admiring the scenery. It reminded him of the Digital World and how much he wished his world could be just as beautiful.

CROW: So the Digital World is full of cursed springs?

Finally, the group stopped five feet in front of the springs. The Guide turned to face the teens and said, "This here is Cursed Springs and Training Grounds of Jusenkyo. Although no one ever use grounds anymore, is popular tourist spot."

TOM: How can it be popular if no one uses it?

Everyone looked out at the many pools, each with a small number of bamboo poles rising out of them.

DAVIS: Someone told them the wrong way to grow bamboo.

It was supposed to train martial artists to keep their balance while in combat.

BRIAN (Guide): After 100th person get cursed, we start to think "Spring maybe bad."

Cody, who was up in front, raised his hand. "Why are the springs cursed?"

CROW (Guide): Some moron thought it funny.

The Guide answered, "Over one hundred springs here. Legend say certain animals

or people

MAGGIE: And fanfic authors.

drown in each spring, and curse is placed over spring."

DAVIS: Must be talented animals to curse a spring.

BRIAN: I can curse a spring. HEY SPRING! F…

ALL: NO!

Yolei raised her hand next. "What is the curse exactly?"

MAGGIE: It's a word that is also known as a swear.

"Whoever fall into certain spring, take the body of whatever drowned in spring."

DAVIS: So, if I fell into the spring of drowned baka…

BRIAN: Nothing would happen because whoever fell in would turn into you.

DAVIS: HEY!

Tai snorted at this. "Ah, you're putting us on! There are no such things as curses."

BRIAN: Ok, so after seeing a giant Dracula rip off nearly destroy his town, Tai will believe anything but curses?

TOM & CROW: FANBOY! FANBOY! FANBOY!

Sora, who was right next to him, jabbed her elbow into his side. "Oh, and what about digital monsters, hm? What about them, Tai?"

ALL: Yeah.

Tai smiled at his girl and replied, "Sora, babe, that's science stuff. I'm talking about magic and curses here."

BRIAN: Wait, Wizardmon had digital magic.

TOM & CROW: FANBOY! FANBOY! FANBOY!

TK, who was beside Tai and Kari, raised his hand. "Has anyone ever fallen into the springs, sir? I overheard that the tour was closed since two years ago when some people fell into them."

CROW (Guide): Lie. What ever heard was lie.

BRIAN (TK): Oh, but Ranma told me…

CROW (Guide): Um… uh…

The Guide nodded and said, "You is correct, sir. Very tragic story. Two year ago, a father and son came here to train. I try to tell them about curse,

MAGGIE: It's really Genma's fault. He doesn't read Chinese.

TOM & CROW: FANGIRL! FANGIRL! FANGIRL!

but they begin train and fall into pools. Father became panda, and son became girl. Also, some others come and fall in springs, too. One girl became cat, and other boys become pig, duck, and winged minotaur."

BRIAN: So it took them half a dozen people to get cursed to realize this place could be hazardous to everyone's health?

Davis watched as Kari sneaked her hand into TK's. His anger getting the better of him, he formed a quick plan as he saw how close TK was to one of the springs.

ALL: Uh-oh.

DAVIS: DO IT! DO IT!

BRIAN: SHUT UP!

He stopped when Ken asked, "Is there a cure to the curse?"

TOM (Guide): Take two these, and call in morning.

Again, the Guide nodded. "Victim can change back to true form when come contact with hot or warm water. However, is only temporary since cold water change person back to curse form..."

CROW: And we have plot.

That was all Davis needed to know. Faking a trip, he pushed TK into a nearby spring. TK fell in with a big splash. Kari, Matt, Tai, and Ken simultaneously yelled, "TK!!!!"

ALL (Looking at DAVIS): Grrrrrrrr…

DAVIS: IT WASN'T ME! IT'S AN ALTERNATE UNIVERSE!

BRIAN: You are so lucky that it is Davis.

The Guide looked at the spring and violently shook his head. "Oh no! Not again!"

TOM (Guid): I get fired this time. I know it.

TK emerged from the water, soaking wet. "What the hell was that-?!" The multiple gasps from his friends stopped him as well as the sound of his voice. It was different. Feminine, actually. He brushed the red hair from his eyes. <Wait a minute! Red hair?!> He also felt his shirt stretching at his chest, where two medium lumps were. Reluctantly, and downright scared to, he looked down his shirt, and his eyes widened.

BRIAN: He came out looking like… Kathy Lee Giford.

(ALL gasp)

CROW: The horror.

"WHAT THE HELL HAPPENED TO ME?!?!"

DAVIS: Some guy who thinks the Dark Masters are trying to get Ken and Mimi together decided to mess around with the Ranma universe.

The Guide quickly pulled TK out of the pool.

MAGGIE: But TK pulled him back in because it was a classic prank.

"You fall into Spring of Drowned Girl. Now you cursed to have girl's body when touched with cold water."

CROW: Think of the new toys you can play with.

BRIAN: CROW!

TK was all at once very scared, very angry, and absolutely humiliated.

MAGGIE: Not a girl even for 5 minutes, and he's already going through PMS.

Not knowing what to do, she immediately began to cry. Not like the little kid she once was, but full-grown sobs.

DAVIS: And mood swings.

BRIAN: Maybe it's the spring of drowned expecting girl.

Davis was laughing his head off

MAGGIE: NO TOM!

TOM: What?

at TK's new body. "I guess this confirms whether the curses are real or not," he said as he laughed.

DAVIS: Even though that would increase my chances with Kari, I would never do that.

ALL: Good boy.

BRIAN: Had you done so, I would have asked the Mads to send you a TK/Kari/Ken three way.

DAVIS: AHHHHHHHHHHHHH!

Matt looked at Davis, and immediately saw nothing but red. <You did that on purpose,> he thought as he clenched his fists. He pulled his right fist back for a punch.

TOM: V8 or Hawaiian?

"YOU JEALOUS BASTARD!!!!!!!!!"

BRIAN: No, that would be Tai when he sees Sora with Matt. Davis is a Jealous baka.

DAVIS: HEY!

Everyone, including Matt and Davis, was shocked at Kari's outburst as she grabbed Davis and threw him with all her strength into a spring further down.

ALL: WOW!

DAVIS: Remind me never to make her angry.

MAGGIE: Then never open your mouth.

Davis slammed into the water with a huge splash.

TOM: I give the landing an 8.

TK was still crying, and didn't see Kari's action. Tai's jaw immediately dropped and Matt stared at Kari. <She beat me to the punch! My brother definitely knows how to pick his

DAVIS: Nose?

TOM: Battles?

MAGGIE: Sides?

BRIAN: Toys?

CROW: Friends?

dates.>

ALL: Oh.

Davis' clothes floated to the top of the spring as a small brown piglet appeared. The pig looked back at the group, especially Kari, wide eyed.

(BRIAN looks at DAVIS and starts chuckling)

DAVIS: What's so funny?

BRIAN: Nothing… P-CHAN TWO!

ALL: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

"DAVIS?!" Jun shouted.

CROW (Davis): Call me P-Chan.

DAVIS: HEY!

The Guide grew pale. "And another one fall in Spring of Drowned Pig. Why me, Gods? Why me?!"

ALL: You applied for the job.

Kari tried to make her way to TK, but was immediately grabbed by Jun. "Look what

you did, you little tramp!"

CROW: Something we are very grateful for.

DAVIS: HEY!

BRIAN: Hey, Maggie. You look just like the female Ranma and TK.

MAGGIE: You're right!

BRIAN: I can't believe that I missed it.

MAGGIE: Ned must have a thing for anime.

she shouted with anger as she dragged Kari towards another spring. "Now it's your turn!"

TOM (David Arquet): HIT ME! HIT ME!

Tai leaped at the two, trying to stop them. Instead he knocked all three into a different spring. Kari emerged as a small brown cat, Tai a brown duck, and Jun a very angry Panda.

CROW: So, now she'll have tons of signs and eat tons and tons of food.

BRIAN: And she'll still be annoying as Davis.

DAVIS: HEY!

(ALL exit)

(Door Sequence)

(SOL, where BRIAN is looking a CROW'S Jusenkyo Cursed Spings Collection)

BRIAN: WOW! You say you have all the cursed springs?

CROW: Yep.

TOM: Hey, what's this one?

CROW: Spring of drowned annoying singer.

BRIAN: Strizan or Middler?

CROW: Strizan.

BRIAN: And this?

CROW: Spring of Drowned Sailor Moon pervert.

BRIAN: So, what are you doing here if you drowned?

(CROW mumbles angrily, and MAGGIE appears dressed in a the red and blue out fit from Ranma 1/2 that Ranma always wears with black slipper shoes, and BRIAN'S jaw drops)

BRIAN: WOW! YOU LOOK JUST LIKE THE FEMALE RANMA NOW!

MAGGIE: Yeah, well I figured I should look the part.

BRIAN: You look great.

MAGGIE (Blushing): Thanks.

(TOM & CROW snicker)

BRIAN: HEY! It's a friendly comment.

TOM: Right.

CROW: Sure.

MAGGIE (Going off topic): Say, half of your Spring of Drowned Girl water is gone Crow.

CROW: HEY! WHERE IS IT?!

(Suddenly, they hear a woman scream "AHHHHHHHHH! NO! NOT ME!")

BRIAN: I think we found out.

(DAVIS then appears, looking like the female Ranma)

TOM: WHAT DID YOU DO?!

DAVIS: I found this water and used half of it to cool me off.

CROW: DIDN'T YOU SEE THE "DON'T USE FOR ANY REASON LABLE?!"

DAVIS: Yes.

CROW: THEN WHY…

BRIAN: It's Davis, remember?

CROW: Oh yeah.

DAVIS: HELP ME! CURE ME!

BRIAN: Hmmmmmm…

DAVIS: Please!

(Commercial sign)

BRIAN: I'll think about it after the commercial. We'll be back.

(BRIAN taps the light)

(As we see the bumper, we hear DAVIS crying)

(Commercials)