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Pokemon Debate:Sex is (And always is) never safe
Directed and written by Storm
Co written by PikaFlash

Rated R for Languages and topics...

Disclaimers:All characters, ideas, scenes, speeches, comercials and songs belong to their
respective owners...

*Note:These aren't true, so, don't critisise*

Cast:
Ash Ketchum
Misty Waters
Brock Blockhead
Tracey Sketchit
Jessie Rollo
Rudy Bastard

Judicator:Duplica Replica

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Duplica:Welcome to Poke Debate on . On the afirmative is, Ash, Misty and Brock, the sexiest
heroes.(We see Brock rubbing his face with a towel) and on the negative is Tracey, Jessie and
Gary, the big rubberheads! You see, Sex means love, right, well, heard of Make Peace, now war?
WELL SCREW those hippies when this debate begins!!!!! And keep your hands where we can see them.

Audience cheers and applauses....

Ash's Speech:

Duplica:Now we see the master of the liquids, ASH KETCHUM!!!!

Ash:Thank you. Now, we have this obscene topic to show the new series of Pokemon Debates!!!
*Audience cheers and applause* And now, well. You see, Sex, is one bad word, not good. It may
mean love, but this is WAR!!! Now, Orgasm, in French, it means The Little Death. Well, it's
because France is called the City of Romance!!Reason? Frenchs are Wankers...wait, maybe the
English!! *Duplica rings the bell* I have forgoten about you, Duplica. Anyway, P.Oak, got my
mother OVER SCREWED that made me!!!! And that's shows that Sex is never safe and will always be
never safe, thank you!!!.

Duplica:That was Ash Ketchum, Orgasm Master....

*Comercial Break*

McAnimes AD...

Pikachu:Your move...

Meowth:Well, I wouldn't mind taking your Prawn.

Pikachu:That's Pawn!!!

Meowth:I meant the McAnimes's new Prawn Meal...

Pikachu:Don't you dare...

Ad:Get McAnimes Prawn Meal with Prawn Crackers and a free Chili sauce at particapating
stores...

Then Pikachu moves a Queen...

Pikachu:Check...mate.

Meowth:Well, check this...(Takes a Prawn and eats it with Chili)...mate.

Pikachu*Surprised*:Nice Move...

*End Break*

Tracey's Speech:

Duplica:The head with a bandana mistaken for a condom, TRACEY SKETCHIT!!!

Tracey:Well, for starters, why would people talk about France? Next, the best we could have to
have for safe sex is, Condoms in various colors.(takes a box)Mint Blue(holding a Blue Condom),
for a refreshing breath. Here's a green, and here's a yellow!!! But if you want the banana
taste, eat a banana from the fridge...But the only flavor missing is Curry, my favorite.
(Duplica rings the bell) Now, in a country with a tip, it's the place to describe the penis.
Well, instead of a Penis it's called the Peninsular...(Takes a map, marks the peninsular and an
island(Made of a shape of balls) and shows what he means)Thank you.

Duplica:That was sexy legs, Tracey Sketchit!!!!

*Break:The Space*

Chongmeng and PikaFlash were in a car...........

Chongmeng:You idiot. You parked the wrong way. Now we're at the beginning of the fanfic......

PikaFlash:Sorry.

Chongmeng:Give me the wheel.(Takes the wheel)

PikaFlash's side starts bumping........

PikaFlash:Can't.......you.....try......to.....driv e......near.....the.....center?

Chongmeng:Stop that, otherwise people will think we're married.

Chongmeng hummed......

PikaFlash:Can I turn on the radio, your humming is irritating me.

Chongmeng:Sure.

PikaFlash turns the radio on......

Radio:Oops! I did it again. *Changes Station* I'm Blue Da Ba Dee. *Changes Station* Show Me
The Meaning Of Being Lonely *Changes Station* Bye bye bye *Changes Station* Two In a Million
*Changes Station* I want to live......like animals *Changes Station* Show Me The Meaning Of
Being Lonely. *Changes Station* I believe the..... *Changes Station* Show Me The Meaning Of
Being Lonely......*Then the radio was spoilt*

Chongmeng:Great, now you destroyed it.

PikaFlash:Maybe I'll open the sun roof.(Opens it, then Chongmeng has his hair like Brock)

Chongmeng(Squints his eyes):Look, I'm Brock!!!

PikaFlash(Ties his hair like Misty's):I'm Misty.

Chongmeng:(Ruffles his hair and puts on a cap)Ash.

PikaFlash:(Puts on a Bandana)Tracey.

Chongmeng:(Ruffles hair again)Gary.

PikaFlash:Wait, one more.(Covers face)Ashy, aka. Slowpoke Dude.

Chongmeng:The.....Poke......of.....the.....future......

Then Ashy(Aka. Slowpoke Dude) comes in the scene........

Ashy:Excuse me, but that's my material.

(He walks off)

Chongmeng:I knew I should have done that Ad for SlowPokes on Ice....

PikaFlash:Chongmeng, turn left.

Chongmeng turned left and PikaFlash took the wheel........

Chongmeng:Are you driving with a license?

PikaFlash:No.

Chongmeng:Give that to me.(Takes the wheel)

The car goes right, runs over something then stops, causing PikaFlash and Chongmeng to shake...

Chongmeng:Are you done?

PikaFlash:Just one more. *shakes then stops* What did we run over?

Chongmeng:I don't know, let's reverse.(The car goes backwards and ran over the same thing then
stops)

PikaFlash:What did we run over?

Chongmeng:Uh oh, Officer Jenny.

PikaFlash:What do we do?

Chongmeng:Let's Fuck Off.(PikaFlash and Chongmeng grabs pieces of the car and ran off)

*End Break*

*Misty's Speech*

Duplica:Here she is, the slim and beautiful, Misty Waters!!!

Misty:Ok, well, if comdoms are the thing that protects us, then why did our Pokemon lost in the
Pentacalon? I mean, "Pushing your luck" was the best. She was just a foot to the Gold medal and
she got disqualified, all because of a red flag, it reminds her of her children...ok, so maybe
I went too far, but then again, condom is a piece of Flamable rubber, and rubber fires are hard
to put out...(Duplica rings the bell)...Well, if that happens. Now that red Condom will make
that Pokemon saw the red card, and it reminded her of that red condom...well, remember, sex
don't screw people, people screw people, thank you.

*Jessie's Speech*

Duplica:That was the sexy Misty, now is the even more sexier, Jessie!!!

Jessie:Well, the first time I saw a penis was in a kitchen, the last time I saw one was in the
dressing room...(Looking at Tracey)

Tracey:Don't look at me.

Jessie:Basically, we will just hang up on it.

Ash, Misty and Brock made Hanging up poses....

Jessie:And basically, Sex must be safe, because, My mother got blind as a penis hit her in the
eye, she moved back and got her other eye stabbed...

Duplica rings the bell....

Ash:Be wery wery careful, I'm hunting big penensulars!!!, heheheheheheheh...(Hands under the
table, making people wonder what's happening down there as he raises his hands)

Jessie:Well anyway, with this topic, sex must be safe, and remember, if you don't get satasfied
with sex, then use a condom. Thank you...

Duplica:That was Sexy Jessie, of the negative...

*Break:The Space*

There's a small tent in a clearing with the light on........

Chongmeng's voice:This is the last time I'm letting you book the Accomidation.

PikaFlash:Sorry, Chongmeng. Just switch off the light. Goodnight.

Chongmeng:Good night.

The light was switch off......then back on again......

PikaFlash:Great, I forgot to switch off the Light Saber. *Ouch!* Good night, Chongmeng.

Chongmeng:Yeah, yeah, goodnight.

The light got switched off, then we hear a fart sound.......

PikaFlash:Oops.

Chongmeng:You....idiot.

PikaFlash:Sorry. Good night.

Chongmeng:Yeah, good night, you stupid man!!!

Lights switch off......then fart noise again........lights back on.....

Chongmeng:Oh, great, I've busted my sleeping bag.

Lights go off.........

PikaFlash:Oops, I forgot the incense. Now where are the matches?

Chongmeng:No, I wouldn't do that in here if I were you.

PikaFlash:Ah, here it is.

Chongmeng:No! Don't light the match!!!

Flames come out of the tent..............

*End Break*

*Brock's Speech*

Duplica:*Fake accent*Here is our big Rock Boulder Bloke, Brock Blockhead!!!!

Brock:I see people doing these stuffs, and you see Ash, with his spiky hair, go any lower than
his hips and his hair will grow spikier...anyway, now, look at this, when showing their love,
it's called "Foreplay". Does anyone have a dictionary here?! Have you heard, that a French Kiss
can accumilate up to 6 Litres of Saliva? Well, if that's the case, just say, "COME TO MY HOUSE
BECAUSE I HAVE A BUCKET OF PHLEAM FOR YOU!!!"*Duplica rings the bell* Besides, what does
condoms have to with this? Foreplay? Anyway, just remember what Misty said, "Sex don't screw
People, People screw people". Thank you.

Duplica:That was Brock of the Afirmative team!!!

*Break:The Space*

Chongmeng and PikaFlash were under the desk........

PikaFlash:What are we doing tonight, Fandy?

Chongmeng:A play, called "Honey, I Shrunk the Stuffed Pichus".

On top of the desk, there were 5 colorful stuffed Pichus......

Chongmeng:There were 5 stuffed Pichus going on a bus trip. Seeing their bus driver, Mr. Golf
Club (Takes out a Titanium 5 Wood)......Then Mr. Golf Club said, "Everybody, start singing!"
Then the Pichus started to sing off tune.....then Mr. Golf Club said, "The Green Pichu, go get
the moon!".....

Then the green stuff Pichu went down and a Salior Moon doll on a stick came out........

Chongmeng:Pika.....what are you doing?

PikaFlash:Ok, so maybe this, Fandy.....

The Doll went down and an Ash mask came up......

Meowth's Voice:Please!!!! I don't want that asshole to be here!!!!

Chongmeng:Sorry. *Tosses the mask away*

Then the green Pichu came up.......

Chongmeng:Ok, then the green Pichu farted. (The other Pichus went to Mr. Golf Club) And then
the bus went down a steep hill *Camera tilts*........and crashed into a tree. *Camera tilts
back up and PikaFlash tossed leaves onto the desk* Pika, you don't need to make it realistic.

PikaFlash:Sorry, Fan.

Chongmeng:Finish my name.

PikaFlash:Dy.

Chongmeng:Ok, Pi.

PikaFlash:Finish *my* name.

Chongmeng:Dimwit idiot. Camera time.(Both PikaFlash and Chongmeng faces the camera with the
Stuffed Pichus and the Golf club(Now a Putter, not a wood)) The end.

*End Break*

*Rudy's Speech*

Duplica:Now, is the great, all time bastard, Rudy Bastard!!!

Rudy:The safest sex...isn't the Condom, it's the TV and the Fanfics. You see, on TVs, they
always show the top of the naked body, like in this show, (Ash's voice)"Misty, I love you",
and then, nine months later, Misty's pregneant, where's the sex? Well, now that safe sex.

Rudy moved to Misty's table...

Rudy:I will show you what's TV's safe sex...with Misty!!!

Misty:What!

On the stage...

Rudy:Some romantic music please...(Tune for Misty's song)

First Rudy and Misty dances, then Rudy heads to Ash's table...stared at him...almost kissing!!!
then he stoppedthe music, heading to the center of the stage...

Rudy:(Duplica rings the bell)That's what I call safe sex...thank you.

Duplica:That was Rudy Bastard!!!!

*Comercial Break*

McAnimes AD...

Pikachu:Soon, I'm going to take one of your pieces...

Meowth:Well, *Takes a Prawn and eats it with Chili* I took your "Prawn"!(Laughing)

Ad:Get McAnimes Prawn Meal with Prawn Crackers and a free Chili sauce at particapating
stores...

Pikachu sighed...

*End Break*

*Ash's Rebutal*

Duplica:The return of the master of liquids, Orgasm master, Ash Ketchum!!!!

Ash:Well, I kinda like Jessie's Speech, no arguements. Well, at least she's not as careless as
her Mother, and as for Rudy...WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT? TV sex is one thing, but what about us?
The people in the real world? We can only see Hip up, not Hip Down...as for Tracey...I think
his Condoms are far Fetched...espically about the curry flavor...Ok, here's a story...after a
night of Male Bonding, Tracey came home, seeing his "Loved One" chopping chilie after cooking
curry, but Tracey was really horny, so he carried his "Loved One" from the Chopping Board into
the bedroom King Size bed and then as they wee kissing, Tracey's "Loved One" soon place her
hands on Tracey's Penis, he ran, because of the Chili on his "Loved one"'s hands, so Tracey,
ran around the kitchen, then to the Fridge, takes a packet of Youget and places his Penis
inside the...(Makes an image of 2 fingers going inside an invisible cup)...then, the next day,
as they left the room, they saw their flat messed up by a Roommate, then Tracey took up the
Youget, saying, "Want this?" Thank you!!!(Heads back to his team)

*Tracey's Rebutal*

Tracey:Ok, so maybe we have a bunch of Deranged Pokemon in te afirmative team, but there is one
way to tell that they are not deranged...except for Ash.

Ash looks at the camera...

Tracey:Well, Brock may have a point, but that's not enough, we need more...saliva...anyway, as
for Misty, she puts up a point on "Pushing Your Luck"... so it could be a match...so if you
think that they will win, see this! *Takes a microphone* *Singing* Whenever you say something I
like...

Ash:What?

Tracey(Singing):THat your mother's has the greatest stuff...

Ash:Don't you dare mention my mother!!!

Tracey:The only thing that matters is the heart...

Pikachu ran up to the stage with an inflatable mallet and smack Tracey's head and a chase
begins...

Ash*Takes the mike*:*singing*If only he would give up...

Tracey(Pushes Ash back to his table and jumps on it):*Singing* We're giving away free Comdoms!!!
This was ideal to us.

Richie*singing*:But the author wouldn't let us go.

Gary:*singing*If only I had a badge...

Tracey and Richie stared at Gary...

Gary(Really Annoyed):What? What?

Tracey:Nothing. *Continues singing* The Pen is mightier than the Sword!

Richie:*Singing* The PokeBall's mightier than the Donut...

Gary:*Singing* The Badges mightier than the Car...

Tracey and Richie stared at him...

Gary(Really Annoyed, again):What? What?

Ash was holding up a piece of paper saying, "LET THEM WIN!!!"...and Rudy and Jessie were tossing
condoms into the crowd...

Tracey/Gary/Richie*Singing*:Because...we...are...the..... ..................*All three drank
water and continued*.............BEST!!!!!!!!! *Song ends*

*Result*

Ash:I guess this is what they call, "Copyright Infrigment"...they stole my material!!!!

Duplica:Whatever, now who wants the Afirmative to win!!!!

1/3 of the audiences cheered!!!

Duplica:Ok, and who want's the negative to win!!!!

The rest of the audiences cheered!!!!

Duplica:Ok, the winners of tonights debate is the Negative!!! Goodnight...

Credits:

Ash Ketchum
Misty Waters
Brock Blockhead
Tracey Sketchit
Jessie Rollo
Rudy Bastard
Duplica Replica

Producer:Meowth

Producer:Storm

Cameraman :Todd the Cameraman

Clean up:Dr.Awang

A Studio Production

A PikaFlash Production