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MST3K "Fun"fiction

By NawtyDawg69

Disclaimer: I used the fanfic without spazoid barney's permission. I couldn't find him/her. If he/she would like leave a review saying that I should take it down and I will. Also I don't own Mystery Science Theater 3000 or Digimon.

In the not-too-distant future, way down in Deep 13,

TV's Frank and Dr.Forrester were hatching an evil scheme.

They hired a temp by the name of Mike,

Just a regular joe they didn't like.

Their experiment needed a good test case,
So they bonked him on the noggin and they shot him into space!

MICHEAL J. NELSON: Get! Me! Do-o-o-o-own!

TV'S FRANK: We'll send him cheesy movies,

DR. FORRESTER: The worst we can find.

FRANK and FORRESTER: La-la-la!

He'll have to sit and watch them all, and we'll monitor his mind.

La-la-la!

Now keep in mind Mike can't control where the movies begin or end,

FRANK and FORRESTER: La-la-la!

He'll try to keep his sanity with the help of his robot friends.

ROBOT ROLL CALL!

CAMBOT: On in 3..2..1..

GYPSY: Hellooooo!

TOM SERVO: All your base are belong to us!

CROW T. ROBOT: Where're all the white women at?

If you're wondering how he eats and breathes and other science facts,

FRANK and FORRESTER: La-la-la!

Then just repeat to yourself, "It's just a show, I really should relax

For Mystery Science Theater 3000!"

(Scene opens on the SOL, Crow, Mike, and Tom are sitting around a table holding cards. Clothes are strewn about the floor, along with the top half of Toms gumball machine head and Crow's left eye and right arm.)

CROW: Got any twos, Mike?

MIKE: Go fish. Lose something Crow.

CROW: C'mon Mike, I got no legs and if I lose an arm, I can't hold my cards, and if I lose an eye, I can't see `em.

TOM: Well, we can tell you your cards.

CROW: The hell you can!

(Dr.Forrester and TV's Frank are on screen.)

DR.FORRESTER: Good morning my precious guinea pigs, I trust you all slept well.

MIKE: Oh yeah, being held against my will in a satellite in earth's orbit and being shown horrible fanfics until I go insane never affects my sleep.

TOM: That was a mouthfull.

TV'S FRANK: Yes and this next fic is a fistfull…of crap.

DR.FORRESTER: Don't try any puns anymore.

TV'S FRANK: Yes sir…

DR.FORRESTER: Well, shoo!

(Lights flash and sirens blare.)

MIKE: Oh great, we've got fanfic sign!

TOM and CROW: But we're not dressed.

(All enter the theatre and take their normal places.)

>orgy love! by spazoid barney

CROW(Golden Earring): Radar love!

MIKE:Oh God, him again. Okay everyone, get out your dictionaries and Idiot's Almanacs.

>SORA:I'm soooooo bored!

Tom(SORA): And gay.

>JO:E: i have a godo idea!

MIKE: Something tells me this sentence is an omen.

>SORA: WHAT?

MIKE: I said something tells me that this sentence is an omen. Geez, pull your head out.

>CODY!: LETS HVAE AN ORGY!!!

CROW(SORA): I have a better Idea!

TOM(JOE): What?

CROW(SORA): Let's not you perverted freak.

>MIMO: YAY!!! (mimi rips poli dot dress off and get naked. she flings h er pantys around like a cobwoy rop)

TOM: Remember, spellcheck is your friend.

>MATT: Wow, you sxey!(jump onm mimii and statrt licking her brrests)

>CODY: NO! I want some of mini too!

MIKE: OH MY GOD, NOT DISNEY!!

TOM: Is nothing sacred?

CROW: Why couldn't I die without seeing this?

>YOLEE: Hey codes, take me!

>CODY: ok (jump on yeloie)

CROW(CODY): Dogpile!

>YOLIE: oooo, TES BABY! THIS IS GRAET!

MIKE: Okay, these things are useless.

(All throw their dictionaries over their heads.)

>TAI: (rips pants off and revels giant throb cock) OOOOO I'm os horny

TOM: That's odd, I have the sudden urge to beat myself unconcious.

MIKE: What's so odd about that?

>KARI: OOOO! (jumps on Tai's cock and startts syucking it wildl y)

ALL:WHY!!!???

>JOE: (grabs Matt's cock while he is stillf licking mimi breast and sucks matt's cock)

MIKE: Someone explain to me how that's physically possible.

>DAVI: (dances nake d, ixzy follow gim and both startt to lick each other)

CROW: What is it with this guy and licking?

>IZZY: OOOOOOO, you're cock is so jucihy

>SORA: Hey davis and izzy, lets hve a treesome!

>IZZY: NO! Orgy is better!

TOM: Aren't they technically the same thing?

>SORA: tko. (grabs tai and kari newerby and drags them into a big pile.)

TOM: And the winner by a knockout, SSSOOORRRAAAA!

MIKE and CROW: (Fake crowd cheering.)

>TAI: (jacks ofo on sora's nipple) Sora, your so xsey!

MIKE(TAI): Can I borrow it?

>SORA1: 9licks Tai dick wildly, wanyting more of his semen)

TOM: Where's Sora 2?

CROW: How many licks does it take to get to the semen filled center of a Tai pop? The world just doesn't care.

>DAVIS: i( s buttfukcin Kari now) Oh, kari, i love you

>TK: No! kari ove me!

>KARI: i love everyne TK!

CROW(TK): She loves me more!

TOM(DAVIS): Nuh-huh!

CROW(TK): Yes-huh!

TOM(DAVIS): Nuh-huh!

CROW(TK): Yes-huh!

>TK: Ok... (starts licking davis's cock and kari's pussy)

TOM: I stand corrected, Now that's a mouthfull.

MIKE: TOM!

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(Mike, Tom, and Crow exit the theater. The entire SOL is done up for a party. Gypsy is hanging out with someone that no one recognizes.)

MIKE: Gypsy, who are all these people?

GYPSY: All the extras. You know, there's Jo:e, Cody!, Mimo, Mimii, Mini, Yolee, Yeloie, Yolee, Ixzy, Davi, and Sora11.

(Dr.Forrester's and TV's Franks' voices appear on the monitor but not them.)

DR.FORRESTER: Just because I can't see them doesn't mean I can't hear your little guests. You know you're not allowed company. They'd better be gone by the time I count to three.

MIKE: Okay guys, closing time. You don't have to go home but you can't stay here.

DR.FORRESTER: One…

(Mike, Tom, and Crow herd the guests into the air locks. They flush them.)

GYPSY: Mike, you do know that they had a ship to leave on?

MIKE: Oh…all well.

CROW: Okay Dr.Forrester, they're gone.

DR.FORRESTER: Good. I'll be back to send the next fanfic. Rest until then. You'll need it.

(Hey, it's good to be back home again!)