Digimon Fan Fiction ❯ A MiSTing of Scoring on Your Own Team ❯ Casting calls and rules were made to be broken ( Chapter 3 )

(SOL)

BRIAN: So you cast Ryoga as a character in a play based on a Marx Brothers' movie?

R80: Yeah. Got a problem?

BRIAN: Oh no, its just that… well…

R80: What?

BRIAN: How can the show go on when one of your actors can't even find stage left?

R80: Maybe I should hire escorts.

BRIAN: This is Ryoga we're talking about. No matter how many escorts you have, he'll get lost.

R80: Good point.

TOM: Hey has anyone seen Fire or 007?

CROW: Yeah. Where are they?

FIRE (Off screen): Wow, you wrote that many stories?

007 (Off screen): I sure have. All lemons though.

FIRE (Off screen, sounding seductive): Would you mind showing me your work?

BRIAN: CROW!

CROW: What?

BRIAN: Sorry. FIRE!

FIRE (On screen, Flashes claws): WHAT?!

BRIAN (Scared): NEVERMINDSORRYTOBOTHERYOUDON'TKILLME!

MAGGIE: YOU HURT HIM, I'LL HURT YOU!

CROW: Hey, there's a ship outside.

BRIAN: Cambot, get me rocket number 9.

(Outside, a weird ship is next to the SOL)

(SOL, where…)

*BZZZZZT*

BRIAN: AYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAY!

(BRIAN got shocked)

BRIAN: *COUGH*

TOM: Yeah, who did that?

(The HEXFEILD opens up, and we see a man)

MAN: ME!

CROW: And who are you?

MAN: I'm Darkstar. And that shock was for what you said about Davis.

CROW: You're that voice we heard.

BRIAN: But I hat Davis. He's a moron.

*BZZZZZZZT*

BRIAN: AYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYA!

DS: I DON'T CARE! He's a good soul.

BRIAN: He's a clone of Tai.

*BZZZZZZZZT*

BRIAN: AYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYA!

DS: He has good friends.

BRIAN: He stalks Kari.

*BZZZZZZZT*

BRIAN: AYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYA!

TOM: You think that by now that he'd figured if he says a negative thing about goggle boy, he'll get shocked?

CROW: This is Brian here.

TOM: Good point.

*BONK*

MAGGIE (Holding a mallet that hit CROW & TOM): DON'T YOU DARE SAY HE'S DUMB!

R80: Guess you really do love the guy.

MAGGIE (Blushing): I DO NOT!

BRIAN: I HATE DAVIS!

*BZZZZZZZZZZZT*

BRIAN: AYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYA!

DS: I feel better.

FIRE: Huh?

DS: I heard all his negative comments about Davis and I did this as a way to relieve my stress and a way to pay him back.

BRIAN: I DON'T CARE WHAT YOU DO TO ME! I WILL ALWAYS HATE…

(Lights go off)

ALL: FANFIC SIIIIIIIIGGGGGGGGNNNNNNN!

(Door sequence)

(Theater)

BRIAN: Should have known. Annoying characters get obsessive and annoying fans.

*BZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZT*

BRIAN: AYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYA!

DS (Off screen): I HEARD THAT!

"Kari, why is your brother still asleep?" Mrs. Kamiya asked. "He never sleeps in

on Saturdays."

CROW (Kari): Oh, he woke up, but when he saw that all what was on was "Power Rangers: Time Force," he fell asleep out of boredom.

BRIAN (Mrs. Kamiya): Really? I thought the lack of plot would make him dumb or drive him insane.

"You got me," Kari lied, eating a late breakfast. It was ten o'clock, and Tai

had failed to rise and shine.

FIRE: Then get new polish.

The phone rang, and Mrs. Kamiya hurriedly picked it up. "Hello?" she asked.

007 (Person, singing): Is Sinequa there?

ALL (Singing): HELL NO! Sinequa don't live here no more, Sinequa don't live here no more.

"Oh yes, Kari's up, Sora. I'm surprised you didn't ask for her sleeping brother."

Mrs. Kamiya handed the phone to Kari, who had just finished her breakfast. It

was a cordless, so Kari decided to take it away from her mother, and back into

Kari's room.

BRIAN: Wait, Tai and Kari share the room. He'll be able to hear her conversation.

TOM & CROW: FANBOY! FANBOY! FANBOY!

"Sora?" Kari said quietly, as not to wake her brother.

"So, how was he?" Sora giggled.

ALL: 0_o

BRIAN: I KNEW SHE KNEW! I KNEW SHE KNEW! DEAR GOD I WISH I DIDN'T KNOW SHE KNEW!

Kari growled. "Is that what you called about!?" she growled louder. "You are so

weird."

"Who's weirder," Sora asked. "The girlfriend screwing him, or his sister

screwing him? Maybe we should let Tokyo decide, hm?"

R80: What say you Tokyo?

ALL (Citizens of Tokyo): SISTER!

"You wouldn't!" Kari gasped quietly. "That'd ruin him too!"

"Not if I told everyone you knocked him out," Sora said. "Now, am I weird?"

CROW: No, just insane.

"No," Kari said reluctantly. "Now what do you want?"

"I was thinking," Sora said. "I want him tonight, but you're gonna be home………"

ALL: WHAT?!

FIRE: Oh boy.

TOM: WHY?!

Kari stood there listening to Sora. She gasped a few times,

MAGGIE (Kari gasping): D'HO! HEARTATTACK!

but then hung up the phone when their conversation was over.

BRIAN: Anybody other than me got a sense of dread?

ALL: Yes.

BRIAN: Just checking.

It was at this moment that Tai woke up. Kari waved at him and he groaned.

"Mom and dad are home, right?" he asked.

FIRE (Kari): Yep. After spending a day and a half in China.

"Yep," Kari said. "So get some clothes on."

CROW (Tai): I'd rather go naked.

BRIAN: CROW!

"Of course," Tai said. "As soon as you leave."

Kari stood there, a generic smile on her face. Tai groaned.

"I hate you," he joked, getting up.

Kari giggled at the sight of her naked brother picking up his clothes.

TOM: As we barfed at that mental image.

He hurriedly put them on, and walked out the door.

"So, Tai," Sora said, kissing his neck. "Did you sleep well?"

MAGGIE: What the…?

007: Oh great, we're in a time warp and it's later that night and didn't even notice.

Tai was being pinned to his own couch by Sora. He couldn't say he wasn't

enjoying it. She was, after all, making out with him.

BRIAN, MAGGIE, FIRE: YES!

"Not really," he replied between kisses.

"Why is that?" Sora asked.

"No reason," Tai lied.

R80 (Tai): Other than knowing my sister a little too well.

Sora continued to make out with him, even though he'd told her that Kari

probably wouldn't appreciate it. He was looking after her, after all.

CROW: Just like the babysitter to be making out on the job.

BRIAN: I'd yell at you, but I agree.

They were at Sora's house, because Tai wanted to make the best of having to look after

her, but still being with Sora.

TOM: Wait, first we go into later that night, then we read that Sora had Tai pinned to HIS couch, and now we read that we're at Sora's?

(TOM starts to shake)

BRIAN: Let it go Tom. Just let it go.

That's when he felt something soft touch the back of his neck.

ALL: Oh god. Here we go.

He ignored it, and continued to focus on Sora. But then it touched him again. It felt like

someone's soft lips.

"Okay, who's behind me?" Tai asked.

"Take a guess," a sweet voice cooed.

007: Mr. Drisdale?

FIRE: Mr. French?

R80: Louie?

TOM: Mimi?

MAGGIE: Yolei?

BRIAN: Jun?

CROW: Dad?

TOM: Chief?

CROW: McCloud!

Tai jumped up. "K-k-Kari!?"

ALL: Oh.

(ALL double take)

ALL: OH NO!

"Oh, take a pill," Kari said.

CROW (Kari): Take two of these and call me in the morning.

"Sora, this isn't what it seems!" Tai said.

ALL: Yes it is.

"Oh, I think it is," Sora winked.

"Uh, girls?" Tai stuttered nervously.

Sora and Kari pulled Tai into Sora's bedroom, locking the door tight.

CROW (Sora): There is no escape.

BRIAN: We feel your pain Tai.

"Hey, get offa me!" Tai screamed.

"Stop whining!" Sora told him. "You wanted me? You get me."

"Just think of me as an added bonus," Kari giggled.

007: For a booby prize.

Tai struggled vainly as the girls stripped him of his clothing. His member was

hard, despite his protests that this wasn't going to work.

"I think it's our turn," Kari said.

FIRE (Ike): It's my turn.

"This was a good idea I had, huh?" Sora said.

"This was your idea!?" Tai exclaimed. "My God, I've been set up by my own

girlfriend!"

BRIAN: If this wasn't a Digimon fanfic, I'd say Kodachi set this up.

TOM: How so?

BRIAN: Think about it: Sora's acting nuts AND she's into a brother and sister thing.

TOM: Oh.

"Oh, quiet down!" Sora ordered.

Kari instantly pounced at Tai's member, and sucked it hard. Sora had no

objections, and let her hand slide down her pants. She fingered her clit

sensitively, not overdoing it. She moaned, and it seemed to join chorus

TOM: For a round of "Silent Night."

with Tai's groans, as Kari ravenously sucked at his throbbing member. Suddenly, Tai

yelled, and Sora could feel Kari's mouth fill with his seed.

CROW: The…

BRIAN: Say nothing please. I'm already sick to my stomach.

She pinched her clit hard, and came onto her panties.

"God that was good," Tai groaned.

ALL: WHAT?!

TOM: He…

MAGGIE: Actually…

BRIAN: Liked…

CROW: THAT?!

FIRE, R80: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

007: I knew he would.

TOM: YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRRGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHH H!

*BOOM*

(TOM'S head explodes)

"DID I JUST SAY THAT!?"

ALL: Yes.

"You just said that," Sora told him.

"Oh God," Tai groaned. "I just like having an orgasm with my sister."

FIRE: Those are words that must NEVER be in the same sentence.

"It doesn't end there," Sora said, slowly removing her own shirt.

"Oh lord……" Tai sighed.

BRIAN: "Oh God!" The readers groaned.

CROW: "THANK YOU LORD!" The perverts said.

FIRE: "Fried bot." The cat girl responded.

Kari pulled at Sora's pants, and pulled her own shirt off. Her breasts hung limply, and Sora suckled one of her nipples as the young girl pulled off the older girl's jeans.

TOM (Repaired): Isn't this pedophilia?

BRIAN: Not in Japan. I hear that it's legal for 12-year-olds to have sex.

MAGGIE: That's disturbing.

"This is gonna be one hell of a day," Tai sighed.

R80: This is going to be one hell of a bad lemon.

Kari pulled Sora's panties down, and instantly began to eat her out.

CROW (Sora): Mmmmmmmmm… Kari.

BRIAN: CROW!

Sora groaned, but continued to remove the rest of Kari's clothes. It came as no

surprise that Kari hadn't been wearing any panties. It made it all too easy for

Sora to finger his sister.

FIRE: She changed sexes AND gained a sister?

BRIAN: Forgot to put in "Tai's."

FIRE: Oh.

They both moaned graciously as the feelings grew within them. Tai felt his rod harden, but he resisted the urge to fuck either of them.

BRIAN: Normally, I'm a Taiora fan, but in this case, good choice.

Tai could feel Sora shudder as Kari's tongue moved passed her swollen

clit.

CROW: Boy, those bees really went down south with those stingers that day.

BRIAN: CROW!

Sora pumped harder into the young girl's tight cunt, which seemed to suck

at Sora's fingers hard. Wetness dripped from both of them, and the moans only

grew louder.

TOM: Right now somewhere, Jerry Farwell is having a heart attack.

Sora snapped first.

BRIAN: SHE'S CRAZY! AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!

AUTHORS: Duh.

She let out a loud yell, and blasted her cum all over Kari's face. This caused Sora to pump almost her entire hand into Kari's cunt. Kari also yelled, but nothing exited. Sora let some of her hand out, and Kari's cum spilled out, dripping from Sora's soft knuckles.

"That was intense," Tai commented.

MAGGIE: It was nauseating to me.

"Oh, you have no idea," Kari said, collapsing to the floor. "I can't move."

CROW: She's frozen solid. Lemon can't continue. Lets go.

(CROW gets up, but BRIAN grabs him)

BRIAN: Sit down beak boy.

(CROW sits down)

BRIAN: If I'm going to fanfic hell, I'm taking you with me.

(Everyone else is about to leave)

BRIAN: SAME GOES FOR THE REST OF YOU!

(Everyone else sits down)

"I should hope not," Sora said, standing up. "I gave that my best."

TOM: I give it a 1.

"So, now what?" Tai asked. "Anything else?"

ALL (But 007): NONONONONONONONO!

007: YES! YES! YES!

FIRE: HONEY! CHILL!

007: Yes ma'am.

CROW: Whipped.

BRIAN: CROW!

"Of course silly,"

CROW: Silly rabbit, tricks are for kids.

Sora told him, kissing his cheek.

Kari jumped onto Tai, like her tiredness had been fake.

TOM (Obnoxious kid in a magic show): FAKE! FAKE! FAKE!

Sora tackled his face

R80: FOUL! UNNECESSARY ROUGHNESS!

to the ground, and he suddenly could see nothing but Sora's dripping, sweet

smelling cunt. He couldn't help but let his tongue enter the heavenly walls.

BRIAN (Singing): Just another brick in the wall.

At the same time, Kari slowly lowered

MAGGIE (Construction worker): Slowly, slowly…

BRIAN: CRASH!

MAGGIE (Construction worker): Too far.

herself onto Tai's throbbing member. The

relief it brought to both of them was incredible, but they shook it off and

continued with their activities.

ALL: We wish they didn't.

Tai felt Sora's inner walls snap at his

TOM: Neck?

BRIAN: That was dark.

TOM: Bite me, its fun.

CROW: That's my line dark boy.

tongue. She was moaning in joy, while Kari joined with her.

ALL (Singing): Happy, happy, joy, joy.

Tai almost had to think about it before he could feel his sister's tight walls sucking at his cock, pleasuring it in ways that drove him crazy.

R80 (Singing): I am slowly going crazy.

He felt his tongue search Sora's pussy by instinct, searching for that

one spot that would make her beg for more.

BRIAN: He gave up after failing miserably.

ALL: We wish.

It was hard with Kari bouncing up and down on him.

ALL (Kari bouncing): Bongie, bongie, bongie.

Sora grabbed onto his head, and forced him deeper within herself.

CROW: Swallowing him whole.

Tai gave in, and began to lick at her clit as best he could.

BRIAN (Jay): I AM THE CLIT COMMANDER!

Sora groaned deeply,

R80: As did we, but not in the same way.

expelling her cum all onto his face. She fell backwards,

TOM: Off the cliff.

and so did Tai.

It was only seconds till he realized that she had begun to lick his cock under

Kari's fucking. It was an experience beyond explanation.

CROW: I can sum it up in one word: DISTURBING!

The feeling of Kari's walls nipping at his throbbing cock while Sora's tongue pleasured the base

brought Tai inexplicable pain and joy.

BRIAN: And we got the pain.

He could also see that occasionally, she would lick higher,

MAGGIE (Singing): Can you take me higher.

getting at Kari's love button.

FIRE: He's pushing all the wrong buttons.

This was gonna go hard.

(BRIAN grabs CROW'S beak shut)

Suddenly, Tai and Kari screamed, and Tai felt his seed fill his sister's womb

for the second time. She pulled off, and her cum drizzled out onto Tai's waist.

Kari collapsed, breathing hard.

"That was great," Sora said.

"Speak for yourself, you hog!" Kari gasped. "You were doing us both at the same

time!"

CROW (Sora): Actually, you're brother was in the way.

BRIAN: CROW!

"Give her a break," Tai said. "She couldn't help herself."

Sora laid down beside Tai, kissing him deeply. "That's what you think."

"I'm still getting this odd feeling you two knew about this before I did," Tai

accused.

R80: Can't be proven until you're in a court of law.

"You'd be right," Kari told him. "It was Sora's idea."

"Naturally," Tai sighed. "You'd never think of something this weird on your own,

Kari."

007: Yet, she thought of sleeping with you on her own.

"Thank you," Kari accepted.

"Are you mad at me?" Sora asked Tai.

"Only a little," Tai admitted. "But it was fun while it lasted."

ALL: FUN?!

BRIAN: YOU CALL A NIGHT OF INBREEDING SET UP BY YOUR GIRLFRIEND FUN?!

"Okay, I take it you wanna go home now," Kari said.

"Yeah," Tai said. "I think I wanna stop this right now."

ALL: THANK YOU! THANKYOUTHANKYOUTHANKYOUTHANKYOU!

"Okay……" Kari said, getting her clothes.

The two left, leaving Sora naked in background of her house.

FIRE (Sora): Um, guys? Can I have my cloths? Guys?

"Tai?" Kari questioned. "Are you mad at me?"

"Why would I be mad at you, Kari?" Tai asked her.

TOM: WHY?! WHY?! SHE SEDUCED YOU AND YOU WANT TO KNOW WHY?!

BRIAN: Tom, let it go.

"Well, because………you know………" Kari mumbled.

"I can't get mad at you for that," Tai said. "I actually had some fun."

CROW (Tai): It was as much fun as watching "Spiceworld."

"Really?" Kari asked.

"I'm not really gonna answer that," Tai told her.

ALL: Please don't.

"What'll we do if the others find out?" Kari asked.

"They won't," Tai said to her. "If they do, you and Sora are both dead."

"What'll happen to you?" Kari asked.

"I'll be killed too," Tai laughed.

TOM: Anybody got the DD's numbers?

*WHAM*

FIRE (Holding a mallet): DON'T YOU DARE DO ANYTHING TO MY TAI!

007: What? But I thought…

FIRE: Habit. Sorry hon.

"Oh well, let's not worry about it."

Kari laughed with him, walking towards their home.

CROW: Never to be heard from again.

ALL: We wish.

"Those DigiDestined are starting to piss me off!" Roland cursed.

ALL: Huh?

R80: An original character.

ALL: Oh.

"Oh, don't get yourself in a knot," Katelyn told him. "We'll get them soon

enough."

ALL: Huh?

R80: Another one.

ALL: Oh.

"I should hope for your sake you do," Chaos said. "Because I'm on the verge of

discovering a better way to make Dark Creatures."

BRIAN (Chaos): Ok, it says here I add two teaspoons of margarine, followed by half a cup of sugar.

"Oh really?" Roland asked. "May I ask how?"

This'll be good information for the others, Katelyn thought.

FIRE: Me thinks they got a spy in their mists.

007 (Chaos): Somebody's been spying.

(MAGGIE, as Katelyn, whistles innocently)

Izzy typed fractions and equations on his laptop. Numbers appeared on the screen

in variables and such that only he seemed to understand.

"May I ask what all this is?" Tentomon questioned.

BRIAN: Its called the binary code.

CROW: Only three people can understand it. Bill Gates, Izzy, and kids whose sisters were abducted by aliens and returned by a biker gang.

BRIAN: I take it you're going to miss the X-Files too?

CROW (Sobbing): YES! WHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!

"It's the Digital World's main code," Izzy said. "I was thinking that if we

could learn to decipher it, we would be able to more easily predict certain

movements within it, and make ourselves valuable resources for battle."

ALL: HUH?!

"In English?" Tentomon asked.

"We will be able to track our enemies more effectively, and we'll be able to

create things out of thin air,"

TOM: Ok, I first believed it when Kari wanted to sleep with Tai, but now I don't know.

Izzy explained.

"Cool!" Tentomon said. "But that doesn't really look like the Digital World's

configuration."

"I know," Izzy told him. "It's a security system. I think Gennai made this so

that the bad guys couldn't screw around with the Digital World."

CROW: Or so certain hackers can't find his porno.

TOM (Izzy): DAMN IT! I KNOW THAT OLD MAN HAS PICS OF LILLYMON IN THE SHOWER!

(BRIAN & MAGGIE hit the BOTS)

*BONK*

BRIAN: Bakas.

MAGGIE: Big time.

"Gennai certainly is a protective young man," Tentomon said. "Or, at least he

was last time I saw him in the Digital World."

FIRE: Plastic surgery does wonders for people, doesn't it?

"Hmmm, I'm worried about this," Izzy said. "This protective code………it's more

like I'm trying to break into the Pentagon again."

"Did you ever get in?" Tentomon asked.

"No," Izzy said. "Yolei almost bashed my head in."

"Ah yes, the immortal Yolei," Tentomon joked. "Have you ever gotten over that

crush you had on her?"

"I'm not sure," Izzy said. "Maple's nice, but she doesn't really work as fast as

I'd want her to. Oh well………"

(BRIAN grabs CROW'S beak shut)

There was a beeping, and suddenly the screen was filled with eight different

colored dots.

CROW: HE'S GOT RABBITIDIOUS! AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!

"What are those?" Tentomon asked.

"I don't know," Izzy said. "But I think Gennai will."

Izzy typed on his laptop faster, trying to discover this mystery.

R80 (Singing): We got a mystery to solve, Scooby, where you at?

**********************************************

TOM: It's a night of 1,000 stars, here on NBC.

Well, isn't that a weird ending?

BRIAN (Game show contestant): Can I use a lifeline?

Veemon: The whole story was weird.

Darkstar: Bite me.

CROW (Darkstar): Its fun.

Veemon: *bites Darkstar*

Darkstar: OW!!! I didn't mean it literally! Well, next episode, the DigiDestined

meet Gennai in an effort to discover what the dots on Izzy's computer were.

MAGGIE: It means its about to crash.

Wouldn't you know it? Chaos is after them too. Will Katelyn be able to tell the

others about the new type of Dark Creatures before Chaos and Roland unleash

them?

ALL: Don't bet on it.

(ALL exit)

(Door sequence)

(SOL, where BRIAN, TOM, CROW, and MAGGIE are looking at books)

FIRE: What are you reading?

BRIAN: Well, we heard that DG and H4T like Yu Gi Oh.

R80: So?

TOM: Well, in order to pay them back for the lemon, we're trying to see if Yu Gi is violating any Duel Monsters rules.

CROW: Hence, all these Duel Monster rulebooks.

AUTHORS: Oh.

MAGGIE: FOUND SOMETHING!

(ALL huddle around MAGGIE)

MAGGIE: Must not be tasteful… must be confusing at all times… If shown in states, edit some eps out… If you must transform, may it be an ancient Egyptian version of your self… Only jewelry that can be worn are puzzle pieces and star chips… DANG IT! He's obeying every rule including the "Must have lemons where you're in love with every personality" one.

(MADS light flashes)

(BRIAN taps the light)

(CLASSROOM)

DG: Now, you weren't trying to get my show canceled, were you?

(SOL)

BRIAN: Uh… no.

*BZZZZZZZZZZZZZT*

BRIAN: AYAYAYAYAYAYAY!

(CLASSROOM where H4T removes her hand from a lever)

H4T: Don't lie.

(SOL)

CROW: Yu Gi Oh sucks.

*BZZZZZZZZZT*

CROW: AYAYAYAYAYAYAY!

(CLASSROOM, where DG removes her hand from the lever)

DG: I like it.

(SOL)

TOM: It makes no sense.

*BZZZZZZZZZZZZZZT*

TOM: AYAYAYAYAYAYAYA!

(CLASSROOM)

H4T: Who did that?

(NERD BOY NED and QB TED and DAISY walk in)

NED: We're back.

QB TED: Duh, how were the, uh, people we do the things too?

DG: Oh, in pain.

NED: Good, good.

DAISY: I threw the switch and I like Yu Gi Oh.

(SOL)

ALL: Not surprising.

(CLASSROOM)

QB TED: WHAT?!

NED: They made him angry.

H4T: Not good.

(As we see the credits, we here everyone on the SOL going "AYAYAYAYAYAYA!")

"Well, because………you know………" Kari mumbled.

"I can't get mad at you for that," Tai said. "I actually had some fun."