Digimon Fan Fiction ❯ A MiSTing of Scoring on Your Own Team ❯ TG has a FIREY personality ( Chapter 2 )

(SOL, where ALL are looking for the spare love potion)

BRIAN: Crow, if the first time you made it, you fell in love with Cambot, why make another?

CROW: Incase the female cast of "Baywatch" stopped by.

TOM: Perverted…

MAGGIE: Yet with a point.

R80: It wasn't in my guestroom.

TG (Wearing kaki pants, and her hair in a ponytail): Nor mine.

BRIAN: Then why did you take so long?

TG: To change. So, you get bad fanfics here every day?

BRIAN: Yep.

TG: Boy, it must be tough.

BRIAN: Um… yeah…

MAGGIE: Quite flirting. We have to find that potion.

007: Guys, I used it.

(ALL, R80, & TG hide)

007: You didn't let me finish. I used it as a prank to DG and H4T. I sent it to them as punch as a joke.

ALL: YOU DID WHAT?!

TOM: Not good, THIS IS NOT GOOD!

007: Why?

BRIAN: The last time we angered a Mad, we got Robster's "Pink Wedding."

TG: What?

CROW: A Takami.

TG (To R80): YOU WROTE A WHAT?!

R80: Hey, I'm a Takari/Taiora fan too. I just did it because I happened to like that couple too.

MAGGIE: Guys, these are sub Mads. What'll they do when…

(BRIAN quickly taps the Mads button)

(CLASSROOM)

DG: You are so cute.

H4T: My pretty kitty.

(DG & H4T are about to kiss)

(SOL)

ALL: JUN MYTOMIA NAKED ON A COLD DAY! JUN MYTOMIA NAKED ON A COLD DAY!

(CLASSROOM)

SUB MADS: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!

DG: WHO DID THAT?!

(SOL)

ALL (Pointing to 007): IT WAS HIM!

007: ME?! But… but… IT WAS HENTAI BOY'S LOVE POTION!

CROW: But… but…

(CLASSROOM)

H4T: In light of this, we were just going to send you an edited version of the whole thing…

(SOL)

R80: That's good.

TOM: She didn't finish.

(CLASSROOM)

DG: BUT WE'RE GOING TO SEND YOU THE WHOLE THING UNEDITED!

(SOL)

(TG hits 007)

*WHAM*

TG: THANKS A LOT BAKA!

007: It was a joke.

R80: Sure, it's all fun and games… TILL YOU MAKE SOMEONE FALL IN LOVE!

007: But… but…

BRIAN: Thanks to you…

(Lights go off)

ALL: WE GOT FANFIC SIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIGGGGGGGGGGGGN!

(Door sequence)

(ALL take their seats)

007: How the hell did you do that?

BRIAN: It takes perfect timing.

"Kari, I'm home,"

TOM: And in hell.

Tai groaned.

"I was waiting," Kari said. "What took you so long?"

TG (Tai): Davis just kept talking.

R80 (Kari): That would explain your ears bleeding.

"Ran into several people who wanted to congratulate me on a total failure of a

007: Life?

TG: Day?

R80: Quiz?

TOM: Test?

MAGGIE: Show?

BRIAN: Year?

CROW: Spectacular?

game,"

ALL: Oh.

Tai sighed.

"Oh, it couldn't have been that bad," Kari giggled.

"The new kid scored on his own net," Tai told her.

MAGGIE (Kari): Ok, so I was wrong.

"Ouch," Kari flinched. "That'll leave a mark."

"I know," Tai sighed. "Any word on when mom and dad will be back?"

BRIAN: Soon, I hope.

"Sometime around one o'clock," Kari told him.

"Okay, that leave's us plenty of time to partay!" Tai laughed.

"You and Davis are exactly the same," Kari sighed.

TOM: Yeah, you got a low IQ, big goggles, never use your head, never get the message…

*BONK*

TG (Holding a mallet): DON'T YOU DARE MAKE FUN OF MY GOGGLE BOY!

BRIAN: Tai or Davis?

TG: TAI YOU BAKA!

BRIAN: Oh. Sorry.

"I'm just glad neither Chaos nor Captain Star have shown up recently. They ruin everything."

ALL: Who?

R80: Captain Star is an original character of Darkstar.

BRIAN: How do you know all this?

R80: He forced me to read his fics.

ALL: ACK!

R80: I went blind for 3 days, and Veemon80 went nuts.

BRIAN: Who?

R80: You know him as Veemon.

007: That's nothing, I got all of the Digi-girls.

TG: Been dating Tai for months.

BRIAN: How…

AUTHORS: Inter-dimensional teleporters. Don't you have one?

ALL: No.

"So does Davis," Tai mocked.

BRIAN: That's what every fanfic author's been saying since 02 began.

"Come on," Kari growled. "He's changed. I'm sure you've noticed that."

CROW: Yeah, he's more annoying than ever.

"Yeah, I have," Tai said. "He talked to me after the game. He sounded almost

normal for a few seconds, then changed into the new Davis again."

TOM: So, which one is less annoying?

UNKNOWN VOICE OVER: I LIKE DAVIS!

BRIAN: Who said that?

BOTS: Not us.

AUTHORS: Nor us.

BRIAN: Nor I. Gypsy?

GYPSY (Voice over): Not me.

ALL: Uh-oh.

BRIAN: I'm scared right now.

"That is strange," Kari said. "I don't really have a thrill for the new Davis,

but he's better than the old one."

(BRIAN grabs CROW'S beak shut)

BRIAN: SOCALLY! SHE MEANS SOCALLY!

"Yeah," Tai grumbled, "but what I wouldn't give to get the old one back."

MAGGIE: Wait, you want the same Davis that hounded your sister since 02?

TOM & CROW: FANGIRL! FANGIRL! FANGIRL!

"So, you don't like the improvement?" Kari asked.

"That's just it," Tai said. "It's not an improvement. It's the way Davis has

always been. He's just hidden it from us."

R80: So he's hid that he's a no nothing looser for years?

TG: Nah, we already knew that.

"You're right," Kari sighed. "And that just makes it worse."

Tai looked at Kari strangely. "You really had the hots for the kid, didn't you?"

he asked.

"When I was younger," Kari stated.

BRIAN, MAGGIE, TG: WHAT?!

(TG faints, MAGGIE is crying, and BRIAN is preaching about the end of the world)

BRIAN (Crazy southern street preacher): And GOD SAID "Thy world'll end when a goggle wearing baka takes the heart of the child of light."

TOM, CROW, R80, and 007: LET HER FINISH!

"Yeah, that was until everyone started making fun of him, right?" Tai asked.

"No, it was until TK came to the Odaiba complex," Kari sighed. "He'd grown up so

much since I last saw him."

(BRIAN shuts up, MAGGIE stops crying, and TG comes back up, but sounds different)

TG: I'm back.

TOM: Welcome back TG.

TG: No, I'm Tina. The fact that Kari said she had the hots for Davis was too much for TG.

ALL: Oh.

"You sure you weren't just getting stuck in the charm and the swarming girls?"

Tai asked.

"No, there's always been something special between me and TK," Kari said. "Ever

since we first met on battling terms."

CROW (Kari): The terms were the first one to get hit with the water balloons lost.

"I see," Tai sighed. "Do you ever get the feeling you left him out of something?

Like your life?"

"That's a low blow!" Kari protested.

007 (WWF announcer): Ladies and gentlemen, do to a low blow, Tai has been disqualified and must leave the fic.

ALL: We wish.

"Even though it's pretty much true," Tai said.

Kari bit her lip. "You're right," she admitted. "I left him out of a lot of

things. I guess that's why he resorted to showing off."

CROW: His…

BRIAN: DON'T EVEN THINK ABOUT IT!

"I think it also has something to do with our mental maturity," Tai sighed.

"What do you mean?" Kari asked.

"Don't you remember how everyone else around us seemed juvenile when we came

back from the Digital World?" Tai asked. "Physically, our bodies were still only

twelve and eight, but since we spent so much time in the Digital World

physically, our bodies sort of grew up without growing."

ALL: 0_o

TINA: Oooooookay.

007: Evidently Izzy possessed Tai's body, other wise he wouldn't have said that.

BRIAN: We got a nice Davis, so a smart Tai isn't that surprising.

"I see," Kari said. "So you're saying that I left Davis out because he hadn't

grown to my tastes of mental maturity?"

R80 (Tai): No, I'm saying he hasn't grown to anyone's mental maturity.

"And TK had," Tai said. "It might also have had something to do with the fact

that you knew TK better than Davis."

CROW: I'm going with that one.

ALL: Ditto.

"I suppose," Kari said. "Okay, this is getting depressing."

"Let's have some fun before I get tired," Tai said.

TOM: AHHHHHHH! IT'S STARTING!

ALL: AHHHHHHH!

(TOM starts to shake)

Tai was tired. He'd just finished watching about two James Bond movies, and they

were long ones.

(ALL fall down anime style)

BRIAN: You expect the inevitable, then this.

TOM: I shook for nothing?

007: Awwwww. I wanted to see Tai and Kari get it on.

(ALL look at 007)

007: What?

ALL: Don't touch us. Ever.

He was getting a bit sleepy, so he told Kari not to stay up to

long without him.

MAGGIE: So she stayed up until 5 A.M.

Tai removed every last bit of his clothing, and fell into his bed. His clothing

was drenched mostly in his own sweat, so he would prefer to sleep with nothing on.

TOM (Sarcastic): Now there's a mental picture.

TINA: Uh-oh.

ALL: What?

TINA: You're about to meet Blondie.

(TINA grabs her head)

TINA (Sounding like a ditz): Oh, man. What… OOOOOO! TAI NAKED!

ALL: Hello Blondie.

BLONDIE: Tina told you about me, huh?

ALL: Yes.

He sighed, and closed his eyes.

CROW (Tai): I'M BLIND! AHHHHHHHHHHH!

007 (Kari): Tai, you forgot to open your eyes.

CROW (Tai): Oh. I knew that.

He woke up less than half an hour later. He wasn't sure whether Kari had gone to

bed or not, so he decided he would go check.

TOM: But he found a note saying "Screw you. I'm leaving. Kari."

That was until he felt something rather pleasing from his lower areas.

BRIAN: Oh god. Here we go.

BLONDIE: What?

TOM: The lemon has started, and the only ones in the house are Tai and Kari.

BLONDIE & 007: WOOOOOOOOOOOO!

BRIAN: OH MY GOD!

ALL: WHAT?!

BRIAN: WE FOUND PEOPLE WORSE THAN CROW!

CROW: HEY!

He didn't know what was causing it, but it felt rather nice.

CROW: It's called…

BRIAN: NO!

He sighed, and decided to go back to sleep.

TOM (Tai): Hmmm… I felt something funny in my lower area and Kari's missing. Nah.

It was less than ten minutes later that Tai jumped out of his bed. The feeling

from his lower had increased dramatically,

R80: Boy, he must love rubbing his stomach.

and was now tossing

TOM (Singing): And turning. Turning and tossing. Tossing and turning all night.

him into a

CROW: Big wall.

blissful moment of joy. He felt warmth from the same area,

BLONDIE: That's because the house was on fire.

and groaned loudly.

MAGGIE (Tai ala Tim Taylor): Uh?

Suddenly, it all came crashing

R80: Fortunately, the airbag was deployed.

into one feeling. An orgasm. He felt his seed fly

from his cock, and he fell back onto his bed, gasping for air.

CROW (Tai gasping): *Gasp* ACK! HEART ATTACK!

What the hell caused that? Tai wondered. I mean, no objections,

ALL: We object.

but what made it happen?

R80 (Feeling sick): I know.

ALL (Feeling sick): So do we.

BLONDIE: Uh-oh. TG's coming.

BRIAN: NO CROW!

CROW: What?

TOM (Sarcastic): Perfect timing.

Tai got his answer when his covers started to rise up. They flew back, and

exposed a girl with brown hair, slender form with hazel eyes, and completely

nude.

TOM: Neve Campbell?

BRIAN: I wish.

CROW: And I'M the dirty one?

(BLONDIE grabs her head)

Then it hit Tai.

007: Knocking him out cold.

"KARI!?!?!?!?" he screamed. "WHAT THE FUCK!?"

(TOM starts to shake as MAGGIE, still human, BRIAN, CROW, and R80 feel sick)

TG: What? What happen?

MAGGIE: Don't look at the screen.

TG (Looking): WhyAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!

"Oh geez," Kari said, "calm down."

CROW (Angry): Calm down? CALM DOWN?! YOU GAVE YOUR BROTHER A BJ, AND ALL YOU CAN SAY IS CALM DOWN?!

BRIAN: Chill dude.

"Okay, you're right," Tai sighed. "There's no way you were responsible for………"

TG: Yeah, it's not her character. She wouldn't…

BRIAN: You've never been here before, have you?

TG: No. Why?

Some of Tai's cum drizzled out of Kari mouth.

ALL: EWWWWWWWWWWWWWW!

TOM (Shaking): Why us God?!

TG: OH GOD! I READ THIS BEFORE!

ALL: WHAT?!

TG: ON ACCIDENT!

ALL: Oh.

Tai's face became white,

CROW: Because he died and is now a ghost, thus can not do the deed, the end.

BRIAN: If only it were that simple.

and he stuttered.

007 (Tai stuttering): I-I-I always kn-kn-knew th-th-th-that trip-p-p-p-p-p-p t-t-t-t-to th-the s-s-s-s-southern US a-a-afected y-y-y-you.

"My own sister just gave me a blowjob," Tai groaned.

(R80, TG, BRIAN, & MAGGIE, who's still human, feel sick and TOM feels like he's about to explode as CROW cries)

BRIAN: Why are you crying? You got a lemon.

CROW: YOU THINK I'M THAT SICK?!

AUTHORS, BRIAN, & MAGGIE: Yes.

CROW: Well, I do like porn… BUT I'M NOT A TOTAL SICKO!

007: What's everyone complaining about? This is good.

(ALL look at 007)

007: What?

TOM: You're not normal, are you?

007: That's what the doctors told me.

ALL: That explains so much.

"And I'll give you more than that,"

(TOM'S shaking gets worse)

R80: What the…?

MAGGIE: He does this whenever we have to read the WORST lemon known to man.

TG: I agree that this is the worst.

BRIAN: Actually, the worst was a Sailor Moon/Luna lemon I found one day.

TOM: AHHHHHHHHHHHHH! BLACK DAY FLASHBACKS!

*BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM*

(TOM'S head explodes)

CROW: WHY DIDN'T YOU JUST MENTIONED "ARTMIS'S LOVER" OR "OSCAR TOON?!" IT WOULD HAVE BEEN SAFER!

007: THE NAMES! THE NAMES!

(007 gets into the fetal position)

BRIAN: Oh boy.

(BRIAN begins to repair TOM)

Kari said, wiping the cum off her chin.

TG: WHY ME GOD?!

MAGGIE: Blame the Mads.

AUTHORS: Who?

BRIAN: Nerd Boy Ned and Quarterback Ted.

AUTHORS: Oh.

"Um, Kari," Tai said. "This is wrong."

ALL: LISTEN TO HIM!

007: KEEP GOING! DON'T STOP!

(TG hits 007)

*BONK*

TG: THIS IS WRONG! THIS IS VERRY, VERRY….

(TG grabs her head)

TG: What? A TAIKARI?! ALL RIGHT?! WHO WANTS SOME?!

CROW: ME! ME!

(TG hits CROW)

*WHAM*

BRIAN: TG?

TG: BOB YOU BAKA!

ALL: ACK!

Kari ignored him,

TOM: Because she thought he was Davis.

and kissed his abdomen. Tai tried to get away, but a part of him was begging him to stay.

BRIAN (Dog trainer): Beg. Good part. Now, stay! Good part.

It was his member,

R80: He invited his fan club?

of course, but he couldn't ignore it so easily. Kari continued up his chest till she reached his neck, and

TOM: Snapped it.

BRIAN: Dark again Tom?

TOM: As always.

kissed there too. Tai was beginning to get the feeling that this was going to go pretty far.

CROW (Voice from that one Jeep commercial where the guy takes it to the Amazon River): Too far.

"I helped you," Kari said. "Now you help me."

MAGGIE (Kari): Help me help me help you helping me.

Tai looked confused, until Kari got off of him and exposed her dripping cunt to

him. His member begged for it,

CROW: Yeah, that fan club can get horny.

BRIAN: CROW!

but Tai knew she wanted his mouth and tongue.

BOB: For her specimen collection.

And strangely, his tongue and mouth begged for it.

TOM (Trainer): HEEL! HEEL! BAD DOG!

"Kari, I don't know about this," Tai said.

"Tai, I was thinking the same thing," Kari told him.

ALL: THEN DON'T DO IT!

"But now, I've lost it.

ALL: THEN FIND IT!

My genitals are running the show now."

BOB: And the show sucks, I'm out of here.

(BOB grabs uh… her/his head)

TG: What? I dreamt that I was on this Satellite with an annoying man…

BRIAN: HEY!

TG: Two dumb bots…

TOM & CROW: HEY!

TG: A girl who might be dumber than she looks…

MAGGIE: HEY!

TG: A couple switching sickko…

R80: HEY!

TG: And a hentai freak.

007: Thank you.

TG: Wait, this is real, isn't it?

ALL: Yes.

TG: I'm in trouble aren't I?

ALL: Very.

TG: Would you accept an apology?

ALL (After thinking): Hmmmmmmm… yes.

TG: Thank you.

BRIAN: You're being punished right now. The lemon is still going.

TG: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!

"Okay Kari, you win,"

TOM (Game show host): YOU GET A BRAND NEW CAR!

Tai said. "But only cause mine are too."

ALL: OH GOD NO!

TOM: For once, can't we get a lemon where the other party says no or hell no?

BRIAN: Then it wouldn't be a lemon.

TOM: Point.

Tai lowered his head to Kari's cunt, and let his tongue enter inside.

CROW (Tai): Open Sezame.

BRIAN: CROW!

He thought if nothing else, he should treat this womanhood like Sora's.

(BRIAN grabs CROW'S beak shut)

(007 is about to say something)

R80 & TG: NOT A WORD!

(007 closes his mouth)

He let his tongue probe the walls, causing his sister to groaned loudly. He was actually beginning

to enjoy this.

ALL: WHAT?!

TG: NONONONONONONONONO!

He licked further inside her, and she let out a moan. Tai didn't

know what he was doing,

CROW: That's not surprising.

but he let it continue. Her clitoris appeared above him, and his mouth clamped onto it like a hungry dog.

007 (Cartmen): BAD! That's a bad dog!

He sucked on it hard, and Kari bucked at his face. One more suck, and Kari cummed on his face. Her cum drizzled down his cheeks, and Kari fell back onto his bed.

BRIAN: And I got sick.

"That was great," Kari sighed. "You must think I'm Sora."

Tai sat up quickly. "How the hell do you know that!?"

"Sora told me what it's like to be eaten by you," Kari giggled. "Though she was

holding back a little."

TOM: With good reason.

"I'm so gonna get her for this," Tai growled.

CROW: Jeez, is Tai a dog in this?

"Shhh," Kari cooed. "Forget it for now."

MAGGIE: I wish I could forget this.

Kari sat up, and started to finger herself around her slit. Tai bit his lip in

anticipation, and felt himself get hard again. He tried very hard to resist

TOM (Borg): Resistance is futile.

BRIAN: Now's not the time.

making his hands relieve himself, but the urge was becoming too great.

"Do it, Tai," Kari begged him. "Do it."

CROW: Kari, the spokesperson for Nike shoes.

Tai couldn't hold on any longer, and began to rub his member with all his speed.

007: One mile per hour.

Kari smiled, and fingered herself harder. Tai's member throbbed under his

fingers, and he fell back with a loud moan.

MAGGIE: Wait, aren't they in an apartment complex?

BRIAN: Yeah?

MAGGIE: Why aren't neighbors stopping it?

R80 (Neighbor): KEEP THE IN-BREEDING DOWN! I'M TRYING TO WATCH MY SHOWS!

Kari giggled, and sighed. She began to massage her clit vigorously, but not beyond an extent as to cum too early. She watched eagerly as Tai's member throbbed under his rubbing. She watched in

feverish glances as Tai humped the air, and started to rub her hips against the

bed. Tai growled loudly,

CROW: Bad dog! BAD DOG!

and fired several rounds of cum onto Kari's chest. This

invigorated Kari's senses, and she blasted her cum all over the bed sheets. The

two fell back in exhaustion.

BRIAN: As those that have stomachs threw up.

007: Wimp.

"That brings back memories," Kari groaned.

ALL: 0_o

AUTHORS: o_0

TOM: You mean…

MAGGIE: They did…

BRIAN: It…

CROW: BEFORE?!

TG, R80: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!

007: I want to see that.

(ALL look at 007)

007: What?

"I'll bet," Tai sighed. "So, now what?"

CROW: Go to bed?

BRIAN: In a lemon?

CROW: Right. Wishful thinking.

"Well," Kari said, playing with her brother's balls. This caused his manhood to

go rigid again. "There is something else."

TOM (Hopeful): Please let the author mean soccer balls and she wants to play soccer.

ALL: We wish.

Tai looked at her strangely as she began to straddle him above his rigid friend.

Tai looked at her.

"No, you wouldn't!" he protested.

ALL: Yes she would.

"I would," Kari said. She positioned her dripping cunt above his member, and

giggled.

"You're nuts!" Tai yelped.

"Just horny," Kari corrected him.

ALL: No, you're nuts.

Kari slowly lowered herself onto the throbbing member, and let out a sigh of

relief as she felt it inside her. Tai groaned in both anger and pleasure,

ALL: 0_o

TG: He… likes… this?!

(TG grabs her head)

TG: NO! I'M NOT SEEING THIS!

(TG grabs her head again)

TG (Tina): NO WAY! NOT ME!

TG (Tommy): YOAI ONLY!

TG (Blondie): Like, I'm not seeing this!

TG (Kari): Mommy says I'm too young.

TG: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

and Kari giggled. She licked his chest and began to slowly bob up and down on the

cock.

"Kari, you're weird!" Tai sighed.

ALL: We agree.

Kari didn't answer. She only groaned in ecstasy. She bobbed up and down on her

brother's hard rod, sighing with delight. Tai couldn't get her to answer any of

his pleas, and soon he was caught in the emotion, and couldn't speak through his

own moaning either.

TOM: Where are the parents?

CROW: I think they're still out?

BRIAN: OUT FOR THIS LONG?! WHERE THE HELL DID THEY GO?! CHINA?!

Tai began to instinctively hump his sister, while Kari

helped with her periodical bounce. The two worked hard and fast, their climax

soon approaching.

R80: END IT NOW!

Kari bobbed hard onto him once more, and came all over his

crotch. Tai felt the muscles of her inner self sucking at him, and his load

blasted itself into her womb. The two collapsed, separating.

"Can we try not to do this again?" Tai asked.

ALL: NO! NOT AGAIN!

TG (Hysterical): TAIORAFOREVERTAIORAFOREVER…

"Why do you think we were gonna?" Kari asked, breathing hard.

"Because I know you," Tai joked.

MAGGIE: I don't like that hint.

Kari punched him hard on the leg. They both laughed, and Kari stood up. She

climbed back into her bed, and Tai pulled the covers up again. It was already

twelve thirty. He was tired, and fell asleep almost instantly.

BRIAN: ROBOTS AND HUMANS FIRST!

(ALL exit)

(Door sequence)

(SOL, where TG is arguing with… well… herself)

TG: WHY DID YOU LEAVE ME?!

TINA: DON'T LOOK AT ME!

BOB: YOU SAYING I'M CHICKEN?!

KARI: STOP FIGHTING!

CROW: Jeez, and I thought the guests on Jerry Springer were nuts.

TOM: Not too worry.

MAGGIE: There isn't?

TOM: Nope.

R80: Why?

007: What are you going to do?

TOM: I found this invention from Joel in this locker.

BRIAN: That's one of the original things from the Satellite that survived the crash.

TOM: His personality merger. Can't remember why he put it in the locker though.

(ALL look at TG)

BRIAN: At this point, does anyone care?

ALL: No.

(TOM fires the ray, suddenly, where TG was is a CAT GIRL)

TOM: Oh yeah. It turns people into cat people.

ALL: Now you tell us.

CAT GIRL TG: Oh, I feel purrrrrrrrrrrrfect.

007: That's because you're personalities merged.

CGTG: Oh, no wonder. Hey, you know what you can call me cutie?

007: What?

CGTG: Fire. Because…

BRIAN: OKAY!

FIRE: What?

BRIAN: Lady, I got a robot that has more dirty thoughts than the founder of Playboy. I suggest you don't finish that statement, or he'll take it out of context.

FIRE (Flashing her claws): Oh, I'm ready for him.

CROW: I'll shut up.

MAGGIE: Is it just me, or have we used more inventions from Joel, thus trying to remind people who was here first?

BRIAN: Who'd wanna see that?

(ALL look at the audience)

(Commercial sign)

BRIAN: We'll be back.

(BRIAN taps the light)

(Planet bumper)

(Commercials)