Digimon Fan Fiction ❯ Confessions, the talk show! ❯ Confessions, the talk show ( Chapter 1 )
[ Y - Young Adult: Not suitable for readers under 16 ]
By: Splash 
The one that started it all....
Anime/Manga: Digimon Fan Fiction | Genre(s): Comedy | Type: Continuation | Uploaded On: 09.04.2001 | Pages: 6 | Words: 2.2K | Visits: 521 | Status: Completed
The one that started it all....
Anime/Manga: Digimon Fan Fiction | Genre(s): Comedy | Type: Continuation | Uploaded On: 09.04.2001 | Pages: 6 | Words: 2.2K | Visits: 521 | Status: Completed
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Confessions
By Splash
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Notes: Lotsa yaoi (boy/boy relationships) So don't like, I recommend not reading. Lotsa craziness! and LOTSA Sora Bashing... Sora lovers shouldn't read this either, unless you have an extremely good sense of humor. Rated R for hordes of implied... stuff, cussing and yaoi! I think that's it for now... enjoy! ^_^
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(Tai, Davis and the other Digidestined and their Digimon are sitting in a large circle, an announcer standing in the center of the circle)
Announcer: Heya, folks! Welcome to-
Anonymous Digidestined: Folks?
Announcer: Okay, who gives a flying fox about my wording, just-
Anonymous Digidestined: Flying fox?
Announcer: Ah, just shaddup, will ya? Anyhow, welcome to the talk show, " Confessions," where any and all secrets will be revealed! I'm your host, Announcer (yeah, that's her name!), and today we have 12 Digidestined children and their Digimon!
Matt: Hey. (Gives a wink that makes the announcer completely melt)
Yolei: (Jab a stick into a puddle that was once the announcer) Oi, you alive? Pull yourself together and get on with the show!
Announcer: (instantly reforms) The rules are simple. Any question that I ask MUST be answered, and NO BITCH fighting. Everyone got that?
Everyone (in sync): RIGHT!
Announcer: How do they do that? Mm…on with the first question. I'll start off small… This one's for Tai. (Points to the area where Sora, Tai and Matt are sitting, in that order)
(Tai gives a look of pure innocence that sends the announcer practically bouncing off the walls. Instead, she contains herself and proceeds with the question)
Announcer: Do you thihnk Sora's a whore?
Tai: (Eye popping) Eh, that's a small question?
Sora: WHAT?!? Why would you ask such a-
Announcer: (snaps her giners, calling upon a huge toy hammer that whacks sora down and shuts her up) My show, my rules.
Tai: (looks down blankly at smashed) Uh... kinda...
Sora: (Picking up hammer with both arms) KINDA?!? What do you mean by-
Announcer: Silence, Sora (snaps fingers again, causing the hammer to repeatedly whack Sora on the head) Next question's for Kari. Tell us how you feel about Davis AND T.K.
Kari: Both? Well... I can say that I think Davis is a total jerk.
(A sound of goggle glasses breaking)
Announcer: Aww, you hurt Davis's feelings!
Davis: (bawling) WAH! KARI HATES ME!!
(Ken and T.K., on either side of him, try to calm Davis down)
Kari: I'm sorry, Davis. I gues there are times when you're really cool, and it helps the group out a lot when we're in trouble.
Davis: (brightens up) KARI LOVES ME!!!!
Kari: I didn't say that.
Davis: Huh? (scratches head)
Kari: (Quickly changing subjects) and T.K...
Announcer: Don't you think he's hot?
Kari: A lot of people at our school think he's hot...
(T.K.'s ears turn bright red)
Announcer: But do YOU think he's hot?
(Everybody looks at T.K., who is blushing feriously all over)
Kari: Yeah, he's hot...
(T.K. looks taken back, while Davis in the background looks steamed up)
Announcer: Next question! Izzy, this one's about your laptop!
T.K.: (crashes) You're changing subjects just like that?!?
Announcer: I'll get back to it later. Right now, just stay quiet and listen to the show! Hey Izzy, how many hentai sites do you have in your favorites folder?
Izzy: Uh-WHA? I-I... (hesitates)
Announcer: Come on, that response just told me you have at least one, so how many others are there?
Izzy: J-just one, all right? O-one's enough...
Announcer: Riiiiight.. and what KIND of hentai is it?
Izzy: EH?!? You want me to describe it or something?
Announcer: Uh... I just lost interest. NEXT QUESTION! I'l go for... (looks around audience, as her eye passes each person, they duck out of view) Matt!
Matt: (crawls back into chair) Y-yes?
Announcer: (oblivious to Matt's fear) What do you feel about Tai?
(Tai's eyes become saucer wide)
Announcer: In fact, Tai, why don't you tell us how you feel about Matt? If you want, I'll get the whore out of the way (snaps fingers, and an Etemon comes from backstage and drags Sora away kicking and screaming). Have fun with the monkey! Back to you two now. 'Fess up!
(Huge pause between Tai and Matt as they look at each other)
(Davis sneezes)
(And suddenly their lips are pressed against each other and they start going into what looks like early steps of a makeout session)
(Everyone is gawking at the sight, except for the announcer, who is jumping up and down for joy)
Announcer: Woohoo! Taito forever! Why don't you guys go backstage for about ten minutes and I'll continue on with the show. (Shoves a Tai-and-Matt-with-hands-in-each-other's-clothes backstage)
T.K: M-m-my brother... h-he's...
Kari: T-t-tai...
Announcer: Back to Izzy. Would you-
(Izzy mouse-squeaks)
Announcer: Whoa. That was just too cute. In fact, screw the questions! (shoves Izzy and Joe, who was sitting next to him, offstage somewhere) Go, uh, talk a little bit while I talk to the others-
(A girly scream shatters everyone's ears)
Davis: Yikes! That sounded like some kinda whore...
(Sora enters the stage)
Sora: Finally, I got rid of the monkey!
Davis: What'd you do, prostitute yourself?
Sora: (Turns furiously red) D-davis! You've got a dirty mind! Why would I-
Announcer: AP! We already went through the whore subject, lay off Sora a little, okay (winks at Davis)
Davis: Heh, sure. What's the next question?
Announcer: This one's for you, Davis! From Kari, Yolei, T.K and Ken, which is the best kiss?
(Everyone blanches)
Sora: Davis, when did you-
Davis: I DIDN'T! I never have...with...anyone...
Announcer: Well, you gotta answer the question! Pucker up, all of ya! Lips only!
Davis: Heh, as long as I get to kiss Kari I'm fine with anything else! Come on, Kari!
(Kari makes the kiss as short as possible)
Davis: The heck! That was nothing! My first kiss ever SUCKED!!!!!!!!!!!
Announcer: Don't forget the others!
Davis: Don't worry, don't worry. Yolei? (Kisses Yolei) Mm... a little better.
(Yolei looks steamed)
Davis: Uh...
(Davis, Ken and T.K. all look away from each other)
(Big awkward pause)
Announcer: AW, GET ON WITH IT!! Ken, you got first! (nudges Ken a little too hard, sending him right into Davis's arms)
Davis: You all right, Ken?
Ken: Nn...
Announcer: HOLD ON! Kari, Yolei, get offstage!
Yolei: Uh, why?
Announcer: Just do it!
(Kari looks at Yolei, who shrugs. They walk offstage)
(Announcer watches as Kari and Yolei leaves and then turns around to see Davis and Ken frenching)
Cody: Is this normal?
(Ken lets out a load moan, encouraging Davis to go further...)
(T.K's eyes boggle)
Announcer: (While Davis and Ken are still at it) So, T.K., what do YOU feel about the 02 Digidestined?
T.K.: (Pries eyes off Davis and Ken) Uh, Yolei's a good friend, Kari... we've known each other for a really long time so we're pretty... close, Cody's like a little brother... and... mm... (looks down and presses index fingers together)
Announcer: AND...?
T.K.: (murmurs) IsecretlywanttodoathreesomewithDavisandKen.
(Davis and Ken pause from ripping each other's shirts off)
Davis: Why didn't you say so sooner? Come join the fun! Ta. Ke. Ru. CHAN!
(Ken just stands there in Davis's arms, smiling)
(T.K. joins Ken, and Davis glomps both of them)
(The announcer suddenly realizes how many other people are seeing this)
Announcer: Digimon, get offstage for a minute!
Digimon: Huh? All right.. (they walk off)
Mimi: (hearts appearing around her head, hands clasped together) Aren't all these couplings ADORABLE?
Sora: (sweatdropping) Uh, sure... say, where did Tai go?
(At that moment Tai and Matt decide to come back onstage)
Matt: Hey, we're uh, back... (gapes at a certain threesome groaning in the background) T.K...
Sora: Taiiii~iii, where'd you go? I missed you! (latches onto Tai's arm)
Tai: Uh...
Sora: Are you having a bad hair day? Your hair's kinda messy (starts ruffling Tai's hair) Whoa... suddenly I feel a strange aura... (turns to see Yamato surrounded in blue light and hair slightly flying)
(In a flash, Sora is floored and a Matt with fists raised is where she once was)
Matt: Dad always told me taking Judo classes would help me some day...
Tai: I still have that scar from the time Devimon separated us, Yama.
Matt: Really? I didn't see it when we were-
(Agumon leaps onstage)
Agumon: ONE MINUTE'S UP! IS THERE ANYTHING TO EAT?
Cody: My grandfather gave me a lifetime supply of prunce juice if anyone wants some.
(Other Digimon appear)
Gabumon: You guys have some weird tasting coffee offstage. Hey, wait, is that... (looks over at the threesome)
(Other Digimon follow his gaze)
(At that moment, Ken emits another load moan)
Wormmon: NOOOOOO! KEN-CHAN!! (crawls over and glomps Ken's naked foot) What're they doing to you/
(Ken's mouth is too busy to answer)
...
(You can interpret that ANY way you like...)
Davis: Mm... Ken, we all know how much Wormmon wants you...
Wormmon: Mm?
Veemon: Yeah, you said you wanted Ken for Christmas, remember?
(FLASHBACK!)
Veemon: Hey, hey, what do you want for Christmas?
Wormmon: Eto... Ken-chan!
(End flashback!!)
Mimi: Uh... that was a waste of text...
Cody: So Wormmon wants Ken-chan...
Mimi: Cody! You're too young to be talking about things like this...
Ken: Willy? I wath the only oneth who thithn't know...
T.K.: Oi, Ken, you shouldn't be doing two things with your mouth like that...
Announcer: (gapes) Thank God this is in script form...
Tai: (To Matt) You know, since Davis, Ken and T.K. are already at it, why not us?
Matt: Hmm... (pounces Tai)
(Joe and Izzy come back in)
Joe: Can we come back in?
Izzy: Well, we just did... and... whoa...
(Well, by now you should know what they're staring at)
(Kari and Yolei reenter)
Yolei: Did we miss something?
Kari: T.K!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! (Runs up to the threesome, regardless of their "state") How could you? Oh, I hate you!!!!!
(Runs away crying)
Davis: Huh? What was that all about?
T.K.: ...we were going out...
Ken: Maybe you should stay with her... I mean, threesomes are hard to deal with...
T.K.: (thinks) Yeah... but it was fun while it lasted. I'll never forget this day! Farewell, my ex-lovers!
(Follows the direction Kari ran off to)
(Davis and Ken resume their business)
Yolei: Uh... (looks from Davis and Ken to Tai and Matt) Is this turning into some kind of makeout arena? AH!!! (covers eyes) I just saw something I didn't need to see...
Announcer: Uh... I didn't expect them to be this intimate.. Uh... we better do commercials..
(Director cuts)
Director: That's a wrap!
Announcer: Seriously? Shouldn't we censor any of it?
Director: Huh? I was talking to Agumon. (turns to Agumon) That's not sushi!
Agumon: I DON'T CARE! I'M EATING IT!
(Sora's body comes back to life)
Sora: (growls at author) don't say it like that, it's not like I died.
(Sora starts acting like a whore again)
Sora: WHAT? STOP THAT!!!! I'm not acting like a- OH MY GOD, TAI!
(At that moment, Matt chooses to shout out "OH MY GOD, TAI!!")
(The author concludes to herself that she is an ultimate ecchi)
Mimi: ECCHIIIIIIIII!!!!!
Author: Don't rub it in.
Announcer: Oi, no self-insertions! This is a talk-show!
Author: Sorry, I'll stick to writing.
Announcer: You better. Hey, wait, are we still on air?
Director: Um.. yep, today is a no-commercial day.
Announcer: AH? WHY DIDN'T YOU TELL ME EARLIER?
Director: I did, didn't you hear me?
Announcer: What?
Director: Uh..
Tai: ACK! SORA, GET AWAY FROM ME!!! (tries to rip away from Sora's hold)
Announcer: Huh? (turns to see Sora acting like a whore again)
Sora: (Lets go of Tai) I'm NOT acting like a WHORE!! What are you trying to do to me, you lousy, good-for-nothing author? I'm going to--
(you get the idea)
Author: Hurry up and run away, Tai!
Tai: Where'd that voice come from?
Matt: Nevermind that, just run!
Announcements: NO SELF-INSERTIONS, author!
(Tai and Matt leave the stage)
(In fact, Tai and Matt have left the building)
(In fact, Ken and Davis are still at it)
(In fact, T.K. and Kari have made up and are starting at it)
(In fact, Joe and Izzy decide their lives are too busy to develop any relationships)
(In fact, Ken has promised Wormmon a surprise when they get home)
(But at the moment he and Davis still have to finish some business...)
(And Matt's dad hasn't come home yet so Tai decides to come with Matt over there...)
(Everybody else onstage talk among themselves...)
(And Sora continues her whoreness...)
Sora: God, I wish I could just... UGH!!!!! TAIIIIIIIII~IIIIII, WHERE ARE YOU???
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END! Unless you think there's more... O_o
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End notes: *Gets trashed by Sora lovers who didn't read the warning* AHEM. Well, honestly I think Sora's an good character, she's just a b!tch when she's near Tai...
Matt: TAI'S MINE, YOU WHORE!
Tai: Whoa, calm down, Yama...
And when it comes to 02 Digidestined couplings, I get myself in big fat messes. The only coupling I can say I really really really like is Daiken. Not even Kensuke (Seme/Uke switch). Uh, I'll get more detailed into that in my 02 coupling rant. R+R if you want, I just did this to let out my craziness jibbers ^^;;
Until next time, ja!!! TAITO FOREVAH!! ^_^
-Splash
http://www.zyfect.com/users/gottaito
Confessions
By Splash
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Notes: Lotsa yaoi (boy/boy relationships) So don't like, I recommend not reading. Lotsa craziness! and LOTSA Sora Bashing... Sora lovers shouldn't read this either, unless you have an extremely good sense of humor. Rated R for hordes of implied... stuff, cussing and yaoi! I think that's it for now... enjoy! ^_^
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(Tai, Davis and the other Digidestined and their Digimon are sitting in a large circle, an announcer standing in the center of the circle)
Announcer: Heya, folks! Welcome to-
Anonymous Digidestined: Folks?
Announcer: Okay, who gives a flying fox about my wording, just-
Anonymous Digidestined: Flying fox?
Announcer: Ah, just shaddup, will ya? Anyhow, welcome to the talk show, " Confessions," where any and all secrets will be revealed! I'm your host, Announcer (yeah, that's her name!), and today we have 12 Digidestined children and their Digimon!
Matt: Hey. (Gives a wink that makes the announcer completely melt)
Yolei: (Jab a stick into a puddle that was once the announcer) Oi, you alive? Pull yourself together and get on with the show!
Announcer: (instantly reforms) The rules are simple. Any question that I ask MUST be answered, and NO BITCH fighting. Everyone got that?
Everyone (in sync): RIGHT!
Announcer: How do they do that? Mm…on with the first question. I'll start off small… This one's for Tai. (Points to the area where Sora, Tai and Matt are sitting, in that order)
(Tai gives a look of pure innocence that sends the announcer practically bouncing off the walls. Instead, she contains herself and proceeds with the question)
Announcer: Do you thihnk Sora's a whore?
Tai: (Eye popping) Eh, that's a small question?
Sora: WHAT?!? Why would you ask such a-
Announcer: (snaps her giners, calling upon a huge toy hammer that whacks sora down and shuts her up) My show, my rules.
Tai: (looks down blankly at smashed) Uh... kinda...
Sora: (Picking up hammer with both arms) KINDA?!? What do you mean by-
Announcer: Silence, Sora (snaps fingers again, causing the hammer to repeatedly whack Sora on the head) Next question's for Kari. Tell us how you feel about Davis AND T.K.
Kari: Both? Well... I can say that I think Davis is a total jerk.
(A sound of goggle glasses breaking)
Announcer: Aww, you hurt Davis's feelings!
Davis: (bawling) WAH! KARI HATES ME!!
(Ken and T.K., on either side of him, try to calm Davis down)
Kari: I'm sorry, Davis. I gues there are times when you're really cool, and it helps the group out a lot when we're in trouble.
Davis: (brightens up) KARI LOVES ME!!!!
Kari: I didn't say that.
Davis: Huh? (scratches head)
Kari: (Quickly changing subjects) and T.K...
Announcer: Don't you think he's hot?
Kari: A lot of people at our school think he's hot...
(T.K.'s ears turn bright red)
Announcer: But do YOU think he's hot?
(Everybody looks at T.K., who is blushing feriously all over)
Kari: Yeah, he's hot...
(T.K. looks taken back, while Davis in the background looks steamed up)
Announcer: Next question! Izzy, this one's about your laptop!
T.K.: (crashes) You're changing subjects just like that?!?
Announcer: I'll get back to it later. Right now, just stay quiet and listen to the show! Hey Izzy, how many hentai sites do you have in your favorites folder?
Izzy: Uh-WHA? I-I... (hesitates)
Announcer: Come on, that response just told me you have at least one, so how many others are there?
Izzy: J-just one, all right? O-one's enough...
Announcer: Riiiiight.. and what KIND of hentai is it?
Izzy: EH?!? You want me to describe it or something?
Announcer: Uh... I just lost interest. NEXT QUESTION! I'l go for... (looks around audience, as her eye passes each person, they duck out of view) Matt!
Matt: (crawls back into chair) Y-yes?
Announcer: (oblivious to Matt's fear) What do you feel about Tai?
(Tai's eyes become saucer wide)
Announcer: In fact, Tai, why don't you tell us how you feel about Matt? If you want, I'll get the whore out of the way (snaps fingers, and an Etemon comes from backstage and drags Sora away kicking and screaming). Have fun with the monkey! Back to you two now. 'Fess up!
(Huge pause between Tai and Matt as they look at each other)
(Davis sneezes)
(And suddenly their lips are pressed against each other and they start going into what looks like early steps of a makeout session)
(Everyone is gawking at the sight, except for the announcer, who is jumping up and down for joy)
Announcer: Woohoo! Taito forever! Why don't you guys go backstage for about ten minutes and I'll continue on with the show. (Shoves a Tai-and-Matt-with-hands-in-each-other's-clothes backstage)
T.K: M-m-my brother... h-he's...
Kari: T-t-tai...
Announcer: Back to Izzy. Would you-
(Izzy mouse-squeaks)
Announcer: Whoa. That was just too cute. In fact, screw the questions! (shoves Izzy and Joe, who was sitting next to him, offstage somewhere) Go, uh, talk a little bit while I talk to the others-
(A girly scream shatters everyone's ears)
Davis: Yikes! That sounded like some kinda whore...
(Sora enters the stage)
Sora: Finally, I got rid of the monkey!
Davis: What'd you do, prostitute yourself?
Sora: (Turns furiously red) D-davis! You've got a dirty mind! Why would I-
Announcer: AP! We already went through the whore subject, lay off Sora a little, okay (winks at Davis)
Davis: Heh, sure. What's the next question?
Announcer: This one's for you, Davis! From Kari, Yolei, T.K and Ken, which is the best kiss?
(Everyone blanches)
Sora: Davis, when did you-
Davis: I DIDN'T! I never have...with...anyone...
Announcer: Well, you gotta answer the question! Pucker up, all of ya! Lips only!
Davis: Heh, as long as I get to kiss Kari I'm fine with anything else! Come on, Kari!
(Kari makes the kiss as short as possible)
Davis: The heck! That was nothing! My first kiss ever SUCKED!!!!!!!!!!!
Announcer: Don't forget the others!
Davis: Don't worry, don't worry. Yolei? (Kisses Yolei) Mm... a little better.
(Yolei looks steamed)
Davis: Uh...
(Davis, Ken and T.K. all look away from each other)
(Big awkward pause)
Announcer: AW, GET ON WITH IT!! Ken, you got first! (nudges Ken a little too hard, sending him right into Davis's arms)
Davis: You all right, Ken?
Ken: Nn...
Announcer: HOLD ON! Kari, Yolei, get offstage!
Yolei: Uh, why?
Announcer: Just do it!
(Kari looks at Yolei, who shrugs. They walk offstage)
(Announcer watches as Kari and Yolei leaves and then turns around to see Davis and Ken frenching)
Cody: Is this normal?
(Ken lets out a load moan, encouraging Davis to go further...)
(T.K's eyes boggle)
Announcer: (While Davis and Ken are still at it) So, T.K., what do YOU feel about the 02 Digidestined?
T.K.: (Pries eyes off Davis and Ken) Uh, Yolei's a good friend, Kari... we've known each other for a really long time so we're pretty... close, Cody's like a little brother... and... mm... (looks down and presses index fingers together)
Announcer: AND...?
T.K.: (murmurs) IsecretlywanttodoathreesomewithDavisandKen.
(Davis and Ken pause from ripping each other's shirts off)
Davis: Why didn't you say so sooner? Come join the fun! Ta. Ke. Ru. CHAN!
(Ken just stands there in Davis's arms, smiling)
(T.K. joins Ken, and Davis glomps both of them)
(The announcer suddenly realizes how many other people are seeing this)
Announcer: Digimon, get offstage for a minute!
Digimon: Huh? All right.. (they walk off)
Mimi: (hearts appearing around her head, hands clasped together) Aren't all these couplings ADORABLE?
Sora: (sweatdropping) Uh, sure... say, where did Tai go?
(At that moment Tai and Matt decide to come back onstage)
Matt: Hey, we're uh, back... (gapes at a certain threesome groaning in the background) T.K...
Sora: Taiiii~iii, where'd you go? I missed you! (latches onto Tai's arm)
Tai: Uh...
Sora: Are you having a bad hair day? Your hair's kinda messy (starts ruffling Tai's hair) Whoa... suddenly I feel a strange aura... (turns to see Yamato surrounded in blue light and hair slightly flying)
(In a flash, Sora is floored and a Matt with fists raised is where she once was)
Matt: Dad always told me taking Judo classes would help me some day...
Tai: I still have that scar from the time Devimon separated us, Yama.
Matt: Really? I didn't see it when we were-
(Agumon leaps onstage)
Agumon: ONE MINUTE'S UP! IS THERE ANYTHING TO EAT?
Cody: My grandfather gave me a lifetime supply of prunce juice if anyone wants some.
(Other Digimon appear)
Gabumon: You guys have some weird tasting coffee offstage. Hey, wait, is that... (looks over at the threesome)
(Other Digimon follow his gaze)
(At that moment, Ken emits another load moan)
Wormmon: NOOOOOO! KEN-CHAN!! (crawls over and glomps Ken's naked foot) What're they doing to you/
(Ken's mouth is too busy to answer)
...
(You can interpret that ANY way you like...)
Davis: Mm... Ken, we all know how much Wormmon wants you...
Wormmon: Mm?
Veemon: Yeah, you said you wanted Ken for Christmas, remember?
(FLASHBACK!)
Veemon: Hey, hey, what do you want for Christmas?
Wormmon: Eto... Ken-chan!
(End flashback!!)
Mimi: Uh... that was a waste of text...
Cody: So Wormmon wants Ken-chan...
Mimi: Cody! You're too young to be talking about things like this...
Ken: Willy? I wath the only oneth who thithn't know...
T.K.: Oi, Ken, you shouldn't be doing two things with your mouth like that...
Announcer: (gapes) Thank God this is in script form...
Tai: (To Matt) You know, since Davis, Ken and T.K. are already at it, why not us?
Matt: Hmm... (pounces Tai)
(Joe and Izzy come back in)
Joe: Can we come back in?
Izzy: Well, we just did... and... whoa...
(Well, by now you should know what they're staring at)
(Kari and Yolei reenter)
Yolei: Did we miss something?
Kari: T.K!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! (Runs up to the threesome, regardless of their "state") How could you? Oh, I hate you!!!!!
(Runs away crying)
Davis: Huh? What was that all about?
T.K.: ...we were going out...
Ken: Maybe you should stay with her... I mean, threesomes are hard to deal with...
T.K.: (thinks) Yeah... but it was fun while it lasted. I'll never forget this day! Farewell, my ex-lovers!
(Follows the direction Kari ran off to)
(Davis and Ken resume their business)
Yolei: Uh... (looks from Davis and Ken to Tai and Matt) Is this turning into some kind of makeout arena? AH!!! (covers eyes) I just saw something I didn't need to see...
Announcer: Uh... I didn't expect them to be this intimate.. Uh... we better do commercials..
(Director cuts)
Director: That's a wrap!
Announcer: Seriously? Shouldn't we censor any of it?
Director: Huh? I was talking to Agumon. (turns to Agumon) That's not sushi!
Agumon: I DON'T CARE! I'M EATING IT!
(Sora's body comes back to life)
Sora: (growls at author) don't say it like that, it's not like I died.
(Sora starts acting like a whore again)
Sora: WHAT? STOP THAT!!!! I'm not acting like a- OH MY GOD, TAI!
(At that moment, Matt chooses to shout out "OH MY GOD, TAI!!")
(The author concludes to herself that she is an ultimate ecchi)
Mimi: ECCHIIIIIIIII!!!!!
Author: Don't rub it in.
Announcer: Oi, no self-insertions! This is a talk-show!
Author: Sorry, I'll stick to writing.
Announcer: You better. Hey, wait, are we still on air?
Director: Um.. yep, today is a no-commercial day.
Announcer: AH? WHY DIDN'T YOU TELL ME EARLIER?
Director: I did, didn't you hear me?
Announcer: What?
Director: Uh..
Tai: ACK! SORA, GET AWAY FROM ME!!! (tries to rip away from Sora's hold)
Announcer: Huh? (turns to see Sora acting like a whore again)
Sora: (Lets go of Tai) I'm NOT acting like a WHORE!! What are you trying to do to me, you lousy, good-for-nothing author? I'm going to--
(you get the idea)
Author: Hurry up and run away, Tai!
Tai: Where'd that voice come from?
Matt: Nevermind that, just run!
Announcements: NO SELF-INSERTIONS, author!
(Tai and Matt leave the stage)
(In fact, Tai and Matt have left the building)
(In fact, Ken and Davis are still at it)
(In fact, T.K. and Kari have made up and are starting at it)
(In fact, Joe and Izzy decide their lives are too busy to develop any relationships)
(In fact, Ken has promised Wormmon a surprise when they get home)
(But at the moment he and Davis still have to finish some business...)
(And Matt's dad hasn't come home yet so Tai decides to come with Matt over there...)
(Everybody else onstage talk among themselves...)
(And Sora continues her whoreness...)
Sora: God, I wish I could just... UGH!!!!! TAIIIIIIIII~IIIIII, WHERE ARE YOU???
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END! Unless you think there's more... O_o
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End notes: *Gets trashed by Sora lovers who didn't read the warning* AHEM. Well, honestly I think Sora's an good character, she's just a b!tch when she's near Tai...
Matt: TAI'S MINE, YOU WHORE!
Tai: Whoa, calm down, Yama...
And when it comes to 02 Digidestined couplings, I get myself in big fat messes. The only coupling I can say I really really really like is Daiken. Not even Kensuke (Seme/Uke switch). Uh, I'll get more detailed into that in my 02 coupling rant. R+R if you want, I just did this to let out my craziness jibbers ^^;;
Until next time, ja!!! TAITO FOREVAH!! ^_^
-Splash
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