Digimon Fan Fiction ❯ Confessions, the talk show! ❯ Confessions goes Touring 2! ( Chapter 4 )
[ Y - Young Adult: Not suitable for readers under 16 ]
By: Splash 
And it continues.... *evil grin*
Anime/Manga: Digimon Fan Fiction | Genre(s): Comedy | Type: Continuation | Uploaded On: 09.04.2001 | Pages: 3 | Words: 1.3K | Visits: 296 | Status: Work In Progress
And it continues.... *evil grin*
Anime/Manga: Digimon Fan Fiction | Genre(s): Comedy | Type: Continuation | Uploaded On: 09.04.2001 | Pages: 3 | Words: 1.3K | Visits: 296 | Status: Work In Progress
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Confessions Goes Touring! Part 2 (Inside Jokes)
By Splash
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A/N: Knowledge of Super Smash Brothers will make this much more amusing ~_^ And NOW maybe we're getting a little bit more rated R... *runs away*
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Yolei: We're in the Announcer's basement! Finally! Wait a second, are we missing someone?
Matt: It seems we left Sora behind. *gives concerned look, and then suddenly shouts* OH WELL!
Announcer: I hope my mom doesn't mind Wargreymon and Metalgarurumon standing around outside... *randomly pulling out a hallow chocolate egg and chugging it down her throat* Mmm, MM! Wondercapsule chocolate is sure yummy.
Veemon: Where's the capsule that was inside it?
Announcer: Inside...?
*The next moment, Davis and Ken are performing the Heimlech maneuver on Announcer*
Mimi: Ah!! Announcer's choking!!!!! Save her!!!
Davis: Unh! What do you -unh!- think we're -unh!- doing?
Ken: UNH!!!!!!
Davis: Dude, Ken, -unh!- you're supposed to be doing that to Announcer, not m-OH! Too... too low, Ken, too.. unh...
*Everyone remains oblivious... Announcer is too dazed to figure out what's going on...*
Tai: (Matt, I think we better save Announcer, doesn't look like Davis and Ken are going to anytime soon...)
Matt: Yeah... *grabs Announcer and starts slapping her back* Come... OUT!
Tai: Matt, you're only breaking her spine with that karate chop of yours! Move over... *yanks Matt's hair back*
Matt: ITAIIIIIIIIIIIIII!!! *grabs hair posessively* Are you going to try the Heimlech maneuver, too?
Tai: They don't use that term anymore, I guess they found "abdominal thrusts" to be more sexy. *starts procedure on Announcer, who has amazingly lasted three minutes without breathing*
Cody: Well, she IS solid, liquid and gas...
Matt: Oh.. I bet Davis and Ken over there would be glad to hear that... HEY, DAVIS! KEN! They're abdominal thrusts, not the Heimlech maneuver! (Is Davis even choking...?) *Walks closer to them* Davis, you're starting to sweat.. that's not a good sign.. Thrust harder, Ken!
*Ken thrusts Davis harder*
*Davis starts swinging his head from side to side*
Matt: Oh, it's really starting to hurt! Thrust harder, Ken, THRUST HARDER!!!
TK: AH!!! *covers ears again*
Announcer: Author, what the heck are you doing?!?!?!
Tai: Hey, you're not choking anymore?
Announcer: No, my epiglottis was working just fine. Did you THINK I was choking? *sees Tai's arms around her* Whoa, there, Tai...
Tai: *blushes and rips arms away*
Announcer: Anyhow, I think some serious shaping up needs to occur! This is really starting to disturb me... *runs over to a corner and grabs a couple of wooden swords, pointing them nowhere in particular* All right, author, now fix this scene up or... I'll... make everyone spend the night down here!
*Everything else becomes silent except for the moaning in the background...*
Announcer: Fine! I'll tell Sora that Matt has had an undying love for her ever since they came to the Digiworld!
*Suddenly, everybody is standing where they were in the beginning of the chapter*
Announcer: *takes a quick glance at Davis and Ken, innocently standing next to each other* Okay, then... *uses wooden swords and smashes the capsule on the ground, picking up the toy inside* It's... CODY!
Cody: Huh?
Announcer: I WANTED A FLAMEDRAMON!!!! *sobs, then suddenly stops* I didn't know they put human figures into these.. but of all the humans I could get, WHY DID I GET CODY?!?!?
Cody: Heyyyyy!
Announcer: I'd rather have Sora, even...
*Yellow flames start to appear around Cody's head*
Announcer: Of course, I'd probably set it on fire after I had some...er... other fun with it.
Cody: *gives blank look, flames diminishing*
Tai: Now THAT'S the spirit, Announcer! *makes a victory sign*
Sora: How could you approve of that happening to me, Tai?!?!?
Tai: WHOA, when did YOU get in here, Sora?
Sora: I'm a Digidestined, you can't get rid of me! *does evil Anime villain laugh*
Tai: *glares at Author*
*Don't look at me, it's true! She IS a Digidestined..*
Announcer: *chucks wooden swords at Author, who runs away in fright* That's for bringing back Sora AND doing a self-insertion! That oughtta teach you a lesson!!
Matt: Or two. So, what else are we supposed to do down here?
*Suddenly, a giant flat screen TV appears on one wall*
Announcer: We're going to play Super Smash Brothers with my special N64 that can support 12 controllers!
Izzy: *gapes* Is that physically possible? I mean, the amount of memory needed for that must be-
Announcer: THIS IS A FANFIC! If it's possible for Sora to exist, than so can this! *gives controller to all the Japanese Digidestined except Sora (who refused to have one, heheh)* Okay, I've got one more left, who wants it? Michael, Willis?
Agumon: What about the Digimon?
Announcer: Uh, TV's don't take well after pissed off dinosaurs. Video games aren't good for non-human beings. So who wants it?
Willis: *stares at controller* I have NO idea what that is.
Davis: WHA?! How could you not know what that is?!? Even after I showed you my Playstation and everything-
Michael: I'll take it. *gets controller and sits down next to the side of Mimi that isn't occupied by Joe*
*Tai takes control of the game, assigning everyone 15 stocks for team battle, and changing the items all into... Pokéballs.*
Matt: Eh?
Tai: It'll be Pokéball palooza! You'll get to chuck Pokéballs all over the place! WOOHOO!
Matt: Tai, you scare me sometimes...
Announcer: Sorry, can't do! *zaps N64, bringing back all other items available*
Tai: Aw...
Announcer: Hm, even though my powers are miffly, I think I can... *lifts a finger, and zaps the N64, none of the others noticing*
*Tai presses the Start button, and a strange menu appears on front of them, saying:
Davis, red team- Mario
Ken, red team- Luigi
Izzy, blue team- Donkey Kong
Cody, blue team- Ness
TK, blue team- Fox
Joe, green team- Captain Falcon
Mimi, green team- Jigglypuff
Michael, green team- Fox
Yolei, yellow team- Yoshi
Kari, yellow team- Link
Tai, pink team- Pikachu
Matt, pink team- Kirby
Davis: Dude, why do some of the teams have three players?
Announcers: Video game experience, Davis, video game experience.
Davis: But Izzy and Joe are GOOD players!!!
Announcer: Oh... I must've missed that... *looks around innocently* Anyway, pick a field!
Tai: I'll do random, just to be fair. *smiles, clicks button, but at last moment, flicks his rotator...*
Matt: ...Tai, it just HAD to be the Pokémon one, didn't it...
Tai: Oh, deary me, did I do that? *looks around innocently*
*At the word "GO!" everyone starts beating everybody else up*
Michael: JOE, STOP IT! YOU CAN'T HIT PEOPLE FROM YOUR OWN TEAM!
Joe: Oh, is that so... *looks around innocently*
Announcer: Okay, the FIRST time it was amusing, but now it's getting kinda old...
Joe: Oh, is that so... *looks around innocently*
Announcer: DAH!!!!!! *starts tearing out hair in frustation*
*Tai's Pikachu kicks Izzy's Donkey Kong into oblivion*
Izzy: You kicked my monkey!
Tai: Nyaha. *sees round red and white object fall from top of screen* POKÉTESTICLE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
*Matt gives one gigantic cough as if he was choking*
*Everyone freezes on the screen, the only thing moving an electric rodent with a pink party hat on its head*
Matt: ...Tai?
Tai: It's MINE!!!!!!!
Ken: *frozen* I don't WANT it after hearing that...
Davis: *frozen as well* You still want mine, though... right, Ken?
Ken: O... of course. *unfreezes and continues playing, being more cautious this time*
*Joe's Captain Falcon grabs a bomb-omb and chucks it at Michael's Fox, blowing him to oblivion* _
Confessions Goes Touring! Part 2 (Inside Jokes)
By Splash
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A/N: Knowledge of Super Smash Brothers will make this much more amusing ~_^ And NOW maybe we're getting a little bit more rated R... *runs away*
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Yolei: We're in the Announcer's basement! Finally! Wait a second, are we missing someone?
Matt: It seems we left Sora behind. *gives concerned look, and then suddenly shouts* OH WELL!
Announcer: I hope my mom doesn't mind Wargreymon and Metalgarurumon standing around outside... *randomly pulling out a hallow chocolate egg and chugging it down her throat* Mmm, MM! Wondercapsule chocolate is sure yummy.
Veemon: Where's the capsule that was inside it?
Announcer: Inside...?
*The next moment, Davis and Ken are performing the Heimlech maneuver on Announcer*
Mimi: Ah!! Announcer's choking!!!!! Save her!!!
Davis: Unh! What do you -unh!- think we're -unh!- doing?
Ken: UNH!!!!!!
Davis: Dude, Ken, -unh!- you're supposed to be doing that to Announcer, not m-OH! Too... too low, Ken, too.. unh...
*Everyone remains oblivious... Announcer is too dazed to figure out what's going on...*
Tai: (Matt, I think we better save Announcer, doesn't look like Davis and Ken are going to anytime soon...)
Matt: Yeah... *grabs Announcer and starts slapping her back* Come... OUT!
Tai: Matt, you're only breaking her spine with that karate chop of yours! Move over... *yanks Matt's hair back*
Matt: ITAIIIIIIIIIIIIII!!! *grabs hair posessively* Are you going to try the Heimlech maneuver, too?
Tai: They don't use that term anymore, I guess they found "abdominal thrusts" to be more sexy. *starts procedure on Announcer, who has amazingly lasted three minutes without breathing*
Cody: Well, she IS solid, liquid and gas...
Matt: Oh.. I bet Davis and Ken over there would be glad to hear that... HEY, DAVIS! KEN! They're abdominal thrusts, not the Heimlech maneuver! (Is Davis even choking...?) *Walks closer to them* Davis, you're starting to sweat.. that's not a good sign.. Thrust harder, Ken!
*Ken thrusts Davis harder*
*Davis starts swinging his head from side to side*
Matt: Oh, it's really starting to hurt! Thrust harder, Ken, THRUST HARDER!!!
TK: AH!!! *covers ears again*
Announcer: Author, what the heck are you doing?!?!?!
Tai: Hey, you're not choking anymore?
Announcer: No, my epiglottis was working just fine. Did you THINK I was choking? *sees Tai's arms around her* Whoa, there, Tai...
Tai: *blushes and rips arms away*
Announcer: Anyhow, I think some serious shaping up needs to occur! This is really starting to disturb me... *runs over to a corner and grabs a couple of wooden swords, pointing them nowhere in particular* All right, author, now fix this scene up or... I'll... make everyone spend the night down here!
*Everything else becomes silent except for the moaning in the background...*
Announcer: Fine! I'll tell Sora that Matt has had an undying love for her ever since they came to the Digiworld!
*Suddenly, everybody is standing where they were in the beginning of the chapter*
Announcer: *takes a quick glance at Davis and Ken, innocently standing next to each other* Okay, then... *uses wooden swords and smashes the capsule on the ground, picking up the toy inside* It's... CODY!
Cody: Huh?
Announcer: I WANTED A FLAMEDRAMON!!!! *sobs, then suddenly stops* I didn't know they put human figures into these.. but of all the humans I could get, WHY DID I GET CODY?!?!?
Cody: Heyyyyy!
Announcer: I'd rather have Sora, even...
*Yellow flames start to appear around Cody's head*
Announcer: Of course, I'd probably set it on fire after I had some...er... other fun with it.
Cody: *gives blank look, flames diminishing*
Tai: Now THAT'S the spirit, Announcer! *makes a victory sign*
Sora: How could you approve of that happening to me, Tai?!?!?
Tai: WHOA, when did YOU get in here, Sora?
Sora: I'm a Digidestined, you can't get rid of me! *does evil Anime villain laugh*
Tai: *glares at Author*
*Don't look at me, it's true! She IS a Digidestined..*
Announcer: *chucks wooden swords at Author, who runs away in fright* That's for bringing back Sora AND doing a self-insertion! That oughtta teach you a lesson!!
Matt: Or two. So, what else are we supposed to do down here?
*Suddenly, a giant flat screen TV appears on one wall*
Announcer: We're going to play Super Smash Brothers with my special N64 that can support 12 controllers!
Izzy: *gapes* Is that physically possible? I mean, the amount of memory needed for that must be-
Announcer: THIS IS A FANFIC! If it's possible for Sora to exist, than so can this! *gives controller to all the Japanese Digidestined except Sora (who refused to have one, heheh)* Okay, I've got one more left, who wants it? Michael, Willis?
Agumon: What about the Digimon?
Announcer: Uh, TV's don't take well after pissed off dinosaurs. Video games aren't good for non-human beings. So who wants it?
Willis: *stares at controller* I have NO idea what that is.
Davis: WHA?! How could you not know what that is?!? Even after I showed you my Playstation and everything-
Michael: I'll take it. *gets controller and sits down next to the side of Mimi that isn't occupied by Joe*
*Tai takes control of the game, assigning everyone 15 stocks for team battle, and changing the items all into... Pokéballs.*
Matt: Eh?
Tai: It'll be Pokéball palooza! You'll get to chuck Pokéballs all over the place! WOOHOO!
Matt: Tai, you scare me sometimes...
Announcer: Sorry, can't do! *zaps N64, bringing back all other items available*
Tai: Aw...
Announcer: Hm, even though my powers are miffly, I think I can... *lifts a finger, and zaps the N64, none of the others noticing*
*Tai presses the Start button, and a strange menu appears on front of them, saying:
Davis, red team- Mario
Ken, red team- Luigi
Izzy, blue team- Donkey Kong
Cody, blue team- Ness
TK, blue team- Fox
Joe, green team- Captain Falcon
Mimi, green team- Jigglypuff
Michael, green team- Fox
Yolei, yellow team- Yoshi
Kari, yellow team- Link
Tai, pink team- Pikachu
Matt, pink team- Kirby
Davis: Dude, why do some of the teams have three players?
Announcers: Video game experience, Davis, video game experience.
Davis: But Izzy and Joe are GOOD players!!!
Announcer: Oh... I must've missed that... *looks around innocently* Anyway, pick a field!
Tai: I'll do random, just to be fair. *smiles, clicks button, but at last moment, flicks his rotator...*
Matt: ...Tai, it just HAD to be the Pokémon one, didn't it...
Tai: Oh, deary me, did I do that? *looks around innocently*
*At the word "GO!" everyone starts beating everybody else up*
Michael: JOE, STOP IT! YOU CAN'T HIT PEOPLE FROM YOUR OWN TEAM!
Joe: Oh, is that so... *looks around innocently*
Announcer: Okay, the FIRST time it was amusing, but now it's getting kinda old...
Joe: Oh, is that so... *looks around innocently*
Announcer: DAH!!!!!! *starts tearing out hair in frustation*
*Tai's Pikachu kicks Izzy's Donkey Kong into oblivion*
Izzy: You kicked my monkey!
Tai: Nyaha. *sees round red and white object fall from top of screen* POKÉTESTICLE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
*Matt gives one gigantic cough as if he was choking*
*Everyone freezes on the screen, the only thing moving an electric rodent with a pink party hat on its head*
Matt: ...Tai?
Tai: It's MINE!!!!!!!
Ken: *frozen* I don't WANT it after hearing that...
Davis: *frozen as well* You still want mine, though... right, Ken?
Ken: O... of course. *unfreezes and continues playing, being more cautious this time*
*Joe's Captain Falcon grabs a bomb-omb and chucks it at Michael's Fox, blowing him to oblivion* _