Digimon Fan Fiction ❯ Confessions, the talk show! ❯ Confessions goes Touring! ( Chapter 3 )
[ Y - Young Adult: Not suitable for readers under 16 ]
By: Splash 
So the auditorium was getting a little dusty...
Anime/Manga: Digimon Fan Fiction | Genre(s): Comedy | Type: Continuation | Uploaded On: 09.04.2001 | Pages: 4 | Words: 1.4K | Visits: 266 | Status: Work In Progress
So the auditorium was getting a little dusty...
Anime/Manga: Digimon Fan Fiction | Genre(s): Comedy | Type: Continuation | Uploaded On: 09.04.2001 | Pages: 4 | Words: 1.4K | Visits: 266 | Status: Work In Progress
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Confessions Goes Touring!
By Splash
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Notes: I've finally started working on this again! Chapters may be a bit smaller, but this fic will probably be updated more often in that case!
Still rated R for Yaoi and pervertedness, and starting in this "episode" (it's one really long going episode..) things actually getting into the average R rating, unlike before which was still pretty light and close to being a heavy Pg-13.. ^^;;
Fic Warnings: Still lots of Yaoi (Taito, Daiken/keru), Sora bashing and spoilers, not only for the ending of Digimon, but season 3, as they will be guests ^_^
(Denotes whispering!) I figured *this text* should be considered emphasizing rather than whispering ^_^
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Announcer: Heya, ya'll! We've got the Digidestined and their Digimon, Michael, Willis, and some surprise guests!
Lee: Yo, peeps.
Announcer: Lee! (Is mesmorized by Lee's amazing aura, but then...) What're you doing here? Get back with the other Tamers, you're not supposed to be here!!!! (roughly shoves Lee offstage, a giant clanging sound following) Anyhow... Today, Confessions, the talk show is going on a tour! That is, we're getting out of the stuffy old talk show set-up and wandering around in who-knows-where!
Stingmon: BOOYAH!
Announcer: Uh, I thought we got rid of the Booyahing Stingmons... (looks over at Digimon) How come you're the only one in champion form, Stingmon?
Salamon: Yeah, even I'M not in champion form... why so, Stingmon?
Stingmon: I dunno, just a premonition.. anyhow, where are we going first?
Announcer: (Points index finger in the air triumphantly) My house basement!
(Announcer fails to see the wave of sweatdrops in the audience)
Announcer: TO THE BASEMENT! TALLY HO!!
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Palmon: Hey, weren't we supposed to be in Announcer's basement?
Announcer: Uh... there's a small catch to all this...
Palmon: Hm?
Announcer: My powers of instant teleporting are gone, so we all have to go there manually.
Biyomon: How come?
Announcer: Well... uh... it's because uh... because... mmm... (blushes)
Gomamon: Doesn't look like she's gonna say it anytime soon..
Palmon: You mean we have to walk? I HATE walking! WAHHHHHHHH!!!
Mimi: Me, too! WAHHHHHHHH!!!
Michael: If you want, I can carry you there, Mimi.
Joe: No way, I'LL carry her!
Michael: (calmly) No.... *I* will...
Izzy: I'll carry Mimi.
(Joe and Michael whip their heads towards him in sync)
Joe: You're too small to carry Mimi!
Michael: Why don't you take Palmon?
Izzy: Oh, okay..
Palmon: Actually... Palmon, digivolve to...
Izzy: Uh... (gawks at Togemon) Then again... No thanks..
Togemon: Hold on a sec, Izzy, I'm not finished! Togemon, digivolve to...
Lillymon: One darn sexy flower fairy thingmon!
Izzy: (gawks) You got that right...
Mimi: Is my Digimon turning you on, Izzy?
Izzy: Naw, just my laptop...
(A DING is heard as a small pineapple appears in the middle of Izzy's laptop)
(A short pause...)
(Tai closes his eyes and gives a loud *ahem*, bringing a fist close to his mouth)
(Spontaneously, Lillymon dedigivolves back to Palmon)
Palmon: Hey, what's going on?!?!
Izzy: It appears that a Digimon is preventing many of the Digimon from digivolving, with the exceptions of Agumon and Gabumon, and Stingmon is.... well... Stingmon..
Joe: Is that another one of your theories, Izzy?
Izzy: Sure is!
Joe: Oh, I LOVE your theories!! Tell me another one!!!!
Izzy: Well, this isn't exactly a theory, but KEN theorizes that Stingmon is one of his reproductive organs.
Ken: (blank look) ...Meh?
Izzy: Precisely! Without your notice, Ken, you have been cloned into a interactive computer program that allows people to chat with you online! ... Or, rather, a CLONE of you, but the personality's still there. So let's take an excerpt from one of the author's chats with you!
*Ken: I am a gender-neutral computer being.
Splash: Well, that's good then... any... uh... reproductive organs?
Ken: Stingmon..
Splash: O_O Stingmon's a... gahh..*
Ken: I said that?!?!?
Davis: Ken, are you not telling me something? (gives suspicious look)
Ken: I swear to God, Stingmon's not... you know that, Dai!
Davis: Sure do! (grins)
Announcer: Ack! We're running out of time, we've gotta get going!
Matt: How much time do we have?
Announcer: (checks watch) 3 weeks, 6 days, 23 hours, 53 minutes and 8 seconds... 7 seconds... 6 seconds... 5 seconds... Ack, screw the walking! Let's see if I can conjure up some vehicles! Who drives here?
(silence from the Digidestined and the Digidestined)
Announcer: Anybody...?
Matt: I secretly learned to drive my dad's truck to sneak out at night with Ta-
Announcer: -THAT'LL WORK! MATT, YOU'RE ONE OF OUR DESIGNATED DRIVERS!!
Tai: "Designated?" What, are we gonna get drunk or something?
Matt: Remember that time when you accidentally got drunk, Tai? You said you wanted to bang me senseless and started singing the Discovery Channel son-
Announcer: -Anybody else?!?
Matt: (mutters) She sets us up and then doesn't want to hear about our goings... (pouts)
Joe: (sighs) I'll drive as long as Michael's not in my vehicle and Mimi IS.
Michael: I don't THINK so...
Announcer: (shrugs as Joe and Michael at each other's heels again) All right, powers, get us a really really really big truck that'll be able to carry 14 people and 13 rookie Digimon and... (look's over at Ken's direction) a Stingmon... (waves hand around like a magician)
Gerrrrroing...(A glowing appears in front of the Announcer, revealing...)
Joe: A Pokemon N64 with 4 controllers and Super Smash Brothers in the cartridge holder?
Announcer: Sorry, it was stuck on my mind!! We gotta find some time to play that game, ne?
Izzy: Well, Joe IS pretty good with video games...
Joe: Paranoia has its advantages.
Announcer: Going on... (waves hand again)
Gerrrrroing...
Kari: IT'S MACHINEDRAMON!!!!! EVERYONE RUN FOR YOUR LIVES!!!!!
(everyone scatters, except for Announcer, Tai, Matt and their Digimon)
Tai: Ho hum..
(Agumon and Gabumon warp digivolve into Wargreymon and Metalgarurumon and whoop Machinedramon's ass)
Announcer: Once again Machinedramon doesn't get a big enough appearance... Grr.... Come on, powers, work with me! (waves hand agrily)
Gerrrrroing... Shiny sterling sparkling silver blinds the people for a second...
Tai: All right!!!! I've always wanted to try one of those!!!
Matt: Aw, I wanted to drive...
Tai: Driving? Driving's out... SCOOTERS ARE IN!!
Matt: Uh... (sweatdrop)
Announcer: Oh, I give up, I guess we'll have to stick with the scooters. Everyone pick a scooter!
(Everybody rushes to grab a scooter. However, Announcer, Mimi, Tai, Matt, and Sora don't manage to get one)
Tai: I WANNA SCOOTER! (bawls)
Matt: There, there, Tai.. (pats on back) I'll get you one for your next birthday...
Announcer: Ack! Why me? I'm the host! (mallots Author's head with a hammer)
Michael: Hey, Mimi-
Joe: DON'T EVEN THINK ABOUT IT, YOU BLONDE!
Michael: ARE YOU STEREOTYPING?!?
Joe: YES!
Michael: W-.... (brain fart)
Joe: I rest my case.
Mimi: (not noticing Joe and Michael and look up at Wargreymon) Would it be all right with you if you carried me?
Wargreymon: No problem!
Joe: MIMI!!! Why are you choosing that Dinosaur-with-panties over me?
Mimi: Panties? (looks under Wargreymon) Ah, now THAT'S sexy, Wargreymon.
Joe: (falls over)
(Wargreymon's cheeks turn bright red)
Announcer: Don't forget me, Wargreymon!
(Announcer and Mimi latch on Wargreymon, and depending on how perverted you are, you decide where ~_^)
Announcer: Sorry, but no crazy ideas for me! I'm stuck in his hair! Meanwhile, that leaves Tai and Matt without transportation..
Metalgarurumon: ERHERM HERM HERM... Hop on, boys.
Tai: Glad to... (Matt gets on Metalgarurumon, Tai behind, wrapping his arms around Matt's waist) Whoa... this feels familiar...
Kari: No duh, you've got your legs spread and your arms around Matt...
TK: KARI! AH! (covers ears) MY VIRGIN EARS!!!!
Cody: Virgin ears? What are virgin ears? Do I have virgin ears?
Yolei: I'm sorry, Cody. You don't anymore...
Announcer: NYAHAHAHAHA... I'd do the same thing for Davis, Ken and Raidramon but my powers are miffly. And maybe Willis, too!
Willis: HOW ABOUT NO?!?
Davis: But you already rode Raidramon with me before, don't you remember? You looked like you were having the time of your life...
Ken: "Miffly." Love the word use, Announcer.
Announcer: Thanks! (checks watch again) Ah, we gotta get going!!! Scram, scram, scram! Move that tight ass, Wargreymon!
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Tsuzuku (To be continued)...
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End notes: I'm gonna be using Tsuzuku from now on... before I didn't know they used that as their "To be Continued" thing even though I knew what it meant, but I love saying it, and for some reason, it always reminds of me of Team Rocket... @_@
Sorry again for such a short "chapter," but like I said before, busy April... Hopefully the May flowers will be blooming soon... ;_;
Read and Review, please! I LUV reading all your comments ^_^
Splash
http://www.zyfect.com/users/gottaito
Confessions Goes Touring!
By Splash
*******
Notes: I've finally started working on this again! Chapters may be a bit smaller, but this fic will probably be updated more often in that case!
Still rated R for Yaoi and pervertedness, and starting in this "episode" (it's one really long going episode..) things actually getting into the average R rating, unlike before which was still pretty light and close to being a heavy Pg-13.. ^^;;
Fic Warnings: Still lots of Yaoi (Taito, Daiken/keru), Sora bashing and spoilers, not only for the ending of Digimon, but season 3, as they will be guests ^_^
(Denotes whispering!) I figured *this text* should be considered emphasizing rather than whispering ^_^
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Announcer: Heya, ya'll! We've got the Digidestined and their Digimon, Michael, Willis, and some surprise guests!
Lee: Yo, peeps.
Announcer: Lee! (Is mesmorized by Lee's amazing aura, but then...) What're you doing here? Get back with the other Tamers, you're not supposed to be here!!!! (roughly shoves Lee offstage, a giant clanging sound following) Anyhow... Today, Confessions, the talk show is going on a tour! That is, we're getting out of the stuffy old talk show set-up and wandering around in who-knows-where!
Stingmon: BOOYAH!
Announcer: Uh, I thought we got rid of the Booyahing Stingmons... (looks over at Digimon) How come you're the only one in champion form, Stingmon?
Salamon: Yeah, even I'M not in champion form... why so, Stingmon?
Stingmon: I dunno, just a premonition.. anyhow, where are we going first?
Announcer: (Points index finger in the air triumphantly) My house basement!
(Announcer fails to see the wave of sweatdrops in the audience)
Announcer: TO THE BASEMENT! TALLY HO!!
****
Palmon: Hey, weren't we supposed to be in Announcer's basement?
Announcer: Uh... there's a small catch to all this...
Palmon: Hm?
Announcer: My powers of instant teleporting are gone, so we all have to go there manually.
Biyomon: How come?
Announcer: Well... uh... it's because uh... because... mmm... (blushes)
Gomamon: Doesn't look like she's gonna say it anytime soon..
Palmon: You mean we have to walk? I HATE walking! WAHHHHHHHH!!!
Mimi: Me, too! WAHHHHHHHH!!!
Michael: If you want, I can carry you there, Mimi.
Joe: No way, I'LL carry her!
Michael: (calmly) No.... *I* will...
Izzy: I'll carry Mimi.
(Joe and Michael whip their heads towards him in sync)
Joe: You're too small to carry Mimi!
Michael: Why don't you take Palmon?
Izzy: Oh, okay..
Palmon: Actually... Palmon, digivolve to...
Izzy: Uh... (gawks at Togemon) Then again... No thanks..
Togemon: Hold on a sec, Izzy, I'm not finished! Togemon, digivolve to...
Lillymon: One darn sexy flower fairy thingmon!
Izzy: (gawks) You got that right...
Mimi: Is my Digimon turning you on, Izzy?
Izzy: Naw, just my laptop...
(A DING is heard as a small pineapple appears in the middle of Izzy's laptop)
(A short pause...)
(Tai closes his eyes and gives a loud *ahem*, bringing a fist close to his mouth)
(Spontaneously, Lillymon dedigivolves back to Palmon)
Palmon: Hey, what's going on?!?!
Izzy: It appears that a Digimon is preventing many of the Digimon from digivolving, with the exceptions of Agumon and Gabumon, and Stingmon is.... well... Stingmon..
Joe: Is that another one of your theories, Izzy?
Izzy: Sure is!
Joe: Oh, I LOVE your theories!! Tell me another one!!!!
Izzy: Well, this isn't exactly a theory, but KEN theorizes that Stingmon is one of his reproductive organs.
Ken: (blank look) ...Meh?
Izzy: Precisely! Without your notice, Ken, you have been cloned into a interactive computer program that allows people to chat with you online! ... Or, rather, a CLONE of you, but the personality's still there. So let's take an excerpt from one of the author's chats with you!
*Ken: I am a gender-neutral computer being.
Splash: Well, that's good then... any... uh... reproductive organs?
Ken: Stingmon..
Splash: O_O Stingmon's a... gahh..*
Ken: I said that?!?!?
Davis: Ken, are you not telling me something? (gives suspicious look)
Ken: I swear to God, Stingmon's not... you know that, Dai!
Davis: Sure do! (grins)
Announcer: Ack! We're running out of time, we've gotta get going!
Matt: How much time do we have?
Announcer: (checks watch) 3 weeks, 6 days, 23 hours, 53 minutes and 8 seconds... 7 seconds... 6 seconds... 5 seconds... Ack, screw the walking! Let's see if I can conjure up some vehicles! Who drives here?
(silence from the Digidestined and the Digidestined)
Announcer: Anybody...?
Matt: I secretly learned to drive my dad's truck to sneak out at night with Ta-
Announcer: -THAT'LL WORK! MATT, YOU'RE ONE OF OUR DESIGNATED DRIVERS!!
Tai: "Designated?" What, are we gonna get drunk or something?
Matt: Remember that time when you accidentally got drunk, Tai? You said you wanted to bang me senseless and started singing the Discovery Channel son-
Announcer: -Anybody else?!?
Matt: (mutters) She sets us up and then doesn't want to hear about our goings... (pouts)
Joe: (sighs) I'll drive as long as Michael's not in my vehicle and Mimi IS.
Michael: I don't THINK so...
Announcer: (shrugs as Joe and Michael at each other's heels again) All right, powers, get us a really really really big truck that'll be able to carry 14 people and 13 rookie Digimon and... (look's over at Ken's direction) a Stingmon... (waves hand around like a magician)
Gerrrrroing...(A glowing appears in front of the Announcer, revealing...)
Joe: A Pokemon N64 with 4 controllers and Super Smash Brothers in the cartridge holder?
Announcer: Sorry, it was stuck on my mind!! We gotta find some time to play that game, ne?
Izzy: Well, Joe IS pretty good with video games...
Joe: Paranoia has its advantages.
Announcer: Going on... (waves hand again)
Gerrrrroing...
Kari: IT'S MACHINEDRAMON!!!!! EVERYONE RUN FOR YOUR LIVES!!!!!
(everyone scatters, except for Announcer, Tai, Matt and their Digimon)
Tai: Ho hum..
(Agumon and Gabumon warp digivolve into Wargreymon and Metalgarurumon and whoop Machinedramon's ass)
Announcer: Once again Machinedramon doesn't get a big enough appearance... Grr.... Come on, powers, work with me! (waves hand agrily)
Gerrrrroing... Shiny sterling sparkling silver blinds the people for a second...
Tai: All right!!!! I've always wanted to try one of those!!!
Matt: Aw, I wanted to drive...
Tai: Driving? Driving's out... SCOOTERS ARE IN!!
Matt: Uh... (sweatdrop)
Announcer: Oh, I give up, I guess we'll have to stick with the scooters. Everyone pick a scooter!
(Everybody rushes to grab a scooter. However, Announcer, Mimi, Tai, Matt, and Sora don't manage to get one)
Tai: I WANNA SCOOTER! (bawls)
Matt: There, there, Tai.. (pats on back) I'll get you one for your next birthday...
Announcer: Ack! Why me? I'm the host! (mallots Author's head with a hammer)
Michael: Hey, Mimi-
Joe: DON'T EVEN THINK ABOUT IT, YOU BLONDE!
Michael: ARE YOU STEREOTYPING?!?
Joe: YES!
Michael: W-.... (brain fart)
Joe: I rest my case.
Mimi: (not noticing Joe and Michael and look up at Wargreymon) Would it be all right with you if you carried me?
Wargreymon: No problem!
Joe: MIMI!!! Why are you choosing that Dinosaur-with-panties over me?
Mimi: Panties? (looks under Wargreymon) Ah, now THAT'S sexy, Wargreymon.
Joe: (falls over)
(Wargreymon's cheeks turn bright red)
Announcer: Don't forget me, Wargreymon!
(Announcer and Mimi latch on Wargreymon, and depending on how perverted you are, you decide where ~_^)
Announcer: Sorry, but no crazy ideas for me! I'm stuck in his hair! Meanwhile, that leaves Tai and Matt without transportation..
Metalgarurumon: ERHERM HERM HERM... Hop on, boys.
Tai: Glad to... (Matt gets on Metalgarurumon, Tai behind, wrapping his arms around Matt's waist) Whoa... this feels familiar...
Kari: No duh, you've got your legs spread and your arms around Matt...
TK: KARI! AH! (covers ears) MY VIRGIN EARS!!!!
Cody: Virgin ears? What are virgin ears? Do I have virgin ears?
Yolei: I'm sorry, Cody. You don't anymore...
Announcer: NYAHAHAHAHA... I'd do the same thing for Davis, Ken and Raidramon but my powers are miffly. And maybe Willis, too!
Willis: HOW ABOUT NO?!?
Davis: But you already rode Raidramon with me before, don't you remember? You looked like you were having the time of your life...
Ken: "Miffly." Love the word use, Announcer.
Announcer: Thanks! (checks watch again) Ah, we gotta get going!!! Scram, scram, scram! Move that tight ass, Wargreymon!
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Tsuzuku (To be continued)...
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End notes: I'm gonna be using Tsuzuku from now on... before I didn't know they used that as their "To be Continued" thing even though I knew what it meant, but I love saying it, and for some reason, it always reminds of me of Team Rocket... @_@
Sorry again for such a short "chapter," but like I said before, busy April... Hopefully the May flowers will be blooming soon... ;_;
Read and Review, please! I LUV reading all your comments ^_^
Splash
http://www.zyfect.com/users/gottaito