Digimon Fan Fiction ❯ Dear Diary...That Night ❯ First Blooper!! Chapter 8: Dinner Fiasco!! ( Chapter 15 )

Dear Diary…That Night

By: E-chan Hidaka

Disclaimer: I do not own Digimon, so please do not sue me!

Authors Note's: I'm sorry I was able to put the next chapter up yet! I'm terribly sorry. I will have the next two chapters ready once I make some changes. I have been so busy and a tiny writer's block. Dear Diary will have about 16 to 20 chapters, so be patient I haven't stop typing up this story!

Well I want to tell my reviews and my new once as they read this author's note. I want you guys send like a little snippet of any of my current chapters blooper style. You have to give me your name (pen name or nickname), and what chapter it is.

So send me your bloopers to Echan_Hidaka@yahoo.com please labels it as BLOOPERS for Dear Diary.

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Bloopers!!

By: Hazel Te

Ahahahahaha! I just luv bloopers! Well, here goes one of my crazy...erm, things! Yah!

Chapter 8: Dinner Fiasco

Three hours after the incident…

"Hit me again!" Mimi said sluggish.

"Are you sure lady?" the bartender asked Mimi.

"Yeah! Now give me my frikken drink." Mimi demanded.

"Mimi that's enough!" A male voice told her. Mimi turned around to face the man with the glass in her hand.

"It's fucking you fault Matt!" she cursed at him. "My daughter won't talk to me! And she has my frikken' purse! Hey bar lady, didn't I say bring me my fuckin' drink!? Now where the hell is it???????"

"Er, um, it's in your hand ma'am."

"You don't know where *hiccup* my drink! *hiccup* Where's my frikken' drink!?"

"Don't blame this bullshit on me Mimi! You brought this one on yourself!" Matt spat back.

"You made my daughter run away! How the hell am I going to pay for the fucking margarita now?! All the frikken' time, you come, you cause damn trouble!" Mimi asked, punching Matt in the chest. She turned around towards the bar lady.

"Hit me another glass Betty!"

"Miss....I'm not Betty..." Mimi glared at her.

"Oh, so *hiccup* now you saying yar smarter than me, huh? Well bring it on! I'll kick your frikken' smart ass!" The bar lady held her hands up.

"Miss, um, I didn't say that..."

"The hell you didn't!" Mimi then turned around in Matt's direction, her eyes eyeing him a bit.

"Hey, your kinda cuute! Wat'char name?" Mimi went over to him, and put her arm around his shoulder, tipping over a bit.

"M-Mimi, I think you should go home now..."

"You can't prove I should! *hiccup*!"

"Huh????...." Mimi went back to sit in the stool.

"Have you ever heard of the 'blue man group'?! What a jip! Ungh!" Mimi then fell to the floor. Matt then made a weird face.

"This is gonna be a loooooong night.".......

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heehee, sorry if that was too weird. I just put what ever came outta my head! :P

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Reminder: Well I want to tell my reviews and my new once as they read this author's note. I want you guys send like a little snippet of any of my current chapters blooper style. You have to give me your name (pen name or nickname), and what chapter it is.

So send me your bloopers to Echan_Hidaka@yahoo.com please labels it as BLOOPERS for Dear Diary.