Digimon Fan Fiction ❯ Digimon High ❯ Forever up and Dumbwards down...: Matt's Story ( Chapter 1 )

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Matt was driving his car into the new school he's going to teach, at Highton View High...

Matt: Now there's a parking spot...

Matt parks his car and gets out as he carried his stuffs for teaching...

Then the Principal drove in...and her parking spot was taken...because in front, a sign says,
"Reserve Parking: Principal"...then later, a tow-truck Matt's car away as Sora drives her car
into her parking place...

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Digimon High: Episode 1: Forever up and Dumbwards down...: Matt's Story

Staring:
Matt as the New Teacher
Sora as the Principal
Tai as the Sports Teacher
Cody as the Drama Teacher
Kari as the Libarian
Yolei as the teacher who needs a shave
TK as the guy always taking off his T-shirt
Joe as the Teacher with glasses
Izzy as the Mute Groundskeeper

And...
Many Digimons as Students, which rarely appear in the series...

By PikaFlash Tai

Disclaimers: All characters, cast, crew and any ideas in this fic belong to their
respective owners...this fic is inspired by the new Australian comedy, Sit down Shut up...

Summary: 8 Teachers, a Mute and a School full of Digimons is known as the Modern Education
system, as the Teachers are putting their own agendas instead of the student's ahead of them,
and sometimes, this time, it's the students/Digimon that are the innocent victims, not the
teachers (which is a rare thing in this type of world)...

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Joe enters Principal Sora's office...

Joe: We have a problem...we lost our lollypop lady...

Sora: That's the 5th time it happen this term...

Joe: So, I'm planning on planting a sapling in remembrance of her...

Sora: Well, the students will be sad, and besides it feels like they have lost another
member of the family...

Joe: Yeah...oh, there's are her things and most valuable stuffs...*puts a box on the table*

Sora: Put it away...wait. Save it for the next Garage sale...

Joe: Ok. *hands Sora the box*

Staff Room...

Kari was stamping new books for the libary...

Yolei: Are those new books to the libary?

Kari: Yep.

Yolei: Since when did we get the money for the libary?

Kari: Well, from the last readathon...

Yolei: But we never even did make any money out of it...how did you do it?

Kari: We did it by including television watching...and that helped us raised a lot of money...

Yolei: Oh.

Joe: This new books look good...

Matt enters the staff room...

Matt: Hey, Yolei, you're admiring the new books? Because you could read this book called,
"You could use a Shave"...

Yolei: Hey, how about a book for you called, "Matt, the dickhead of a teacher in the world"?

Matt: Well, I don't know...as long it's written by Taichi Yagami, I like those books...

Then TK pushed in something that was covered under a sheet...

Yolei: What's that?

TK: It's a new vending machine...anyway does this look hot?

Kari: No...

TK: I mean me...

Kari: Why would we need a new vending machine in the staff room?

TK: This is a condom vending machine...

Kari: Why would we need it here?

TK: Don't know...*takes off his shirt*...anyway, who's free before lunch to install it?

TK stares at Kari, Kari stares at Yolei, Yolei stares at Matt, Matt stares at Joe, Joe has
nobody to stare at...

Joe: I'm busy before lunch...

Outside, Izzy was seen uncovering his new Mower as he unlocks the brake lock and prepares it...

Later, in the staff room, in a meeting with Sora, Tai, Kari, TK, Matt, Yolei, Cody and Joe...

Sora: Ok, the new vending machine is placed here because we are here to prevent unwanted
teenage preagneancys...

Cody: Are you encouraging students to have sex?

Sora: No, the main plan it meant for the students to learn about saftey...ok, TK and Kari
will be moderating the sales of the machine...if we can sell 10 or more on the first day,
we'll keep it...and also, we also need the student, his/her partner and his/her parents for
permission...

Cody: Oh...

Sora: Next up, we need a new lollypop lady...and that will be Yolei...

Yolei: HEY!!!

Sora: Any last words before the meeting's adjurned?

Matt: Yeah, one, don't forget to bring a plate of food to the Social club tonight...

Then Matt leaves the staff room...and Tai followed...

Tai: Let's talk about the song we're playing...these songs somehow aren't original, and the
only original one needs more than 2 people to play it...

Matt: Let's think about this...Sora will see you playing with the drums and she'll definitely
fall for you...

Tai: Sure!!!

Matt: Practice with those drum bangers...

Then as Matt walks away, Tai yelled, "It's DRUMSTICKS!!!"

Matt: What's the big diffrence...

At the staff room...

Kari entered and sae TK sitting at the table...

Kari: Anyone came in for the condoms?

TK: Well, one Patamon did, but he went off to get his parents and girlfriend...

Kari: Oh. Business seemed weak...

TK: Ok.

At the Drama room...

Cody: We are now going to start on the musical called The X-files, the musical...now, Scully
is now sucidial and you are to play as voices to say, "I hate you, you suck! I hate you, you
suck." while I play as Scully hearing the voices...

Digimons: "I hate you, you suck! I hate you, you suck."
"I hate you, you suck! I hate you, you suck."
"I hate you, you suck! I hate you, you suck."
"I hate you, you suck! I hate you, you suck."
"I hate you, you suck! I hate you, you suck."
"I hate you, you suck! I hate you, you suck."

Matt walks by and saw what was happening as he enters the room...

Matt: Don't call Cody names, even though he looks like a girl, and act all girly, do not make
fun of him!!!

Cody: What makes you barge into my class and take over my class?

Matt: Well, you were being called at by the students...show some respect for Mr. Hida...

Then in the hallway...Joe was near the staircase and Matt, Kari, Cody and a few students were
standing...

Joe: I have decided to plant this sapling in memories of the last Lollypop lady...let's give
a minute of silence...

After a second...

Matt: Kari, how's TK?

Kari: Fine...

Cody: You better shut up...you have been pissing me off by taking over my class...

Matt: Well, I had to show them that you are the teacher, besides, your girly figure doesn't
deserve this job...

Cody: HEY!!

Joe: ENOUGH!!! Now, I will go plant the sapling...

At Sora's office...

Yolei: I asked Izzy to see if he could be the Lollypop lady...

Sora: Sorry, but this is not an option...it's your job...Izzy never even said a word after
what happen when he yelled, "I DON'T WANT TO BE A LOLLYPOP LADY!!!!" Now put this on...*Gives
Yolei the uniform for the Lollypop lady*

Cody's Drama class...

Cody: Ok, now is the part where Scully is being followed by many mimes, so, I want you to do
as I do...

Cody jumps around as the students followed, and then, Matt saw what happened...and he entered
the room...

Matt: THAT'S IT, YOU DONE IT AGAIN!!!!

Cody: Well, you're pissing me off...

Matt: Of course I am!!! What do you think I'm doing? I want to speak to you outside...

Outside...

Cody: That's it, anymore of this and you're in trouble...

Sora's voice: Matt, can I speak to you for a moment in my office?

Sora's Office...

Sora: Matt, you remind me of the time I was an acting principal of a school...where one
Teacher, that reminds me of you, was a wanker...do you know what happened to him?

Matt: What?

Sora: He was fired...if you want to keep that job, you better watch what you do...now leave
me.

Matt: Ok. *Matt leaves*

Sora *pulls out a tape recorder*: 2:50 pm, Matt has got the message...

Then Matt reenters the room...

Matt: Don't forget to bring a plate to the social club...*Matt closes the door*

At the staff room...

TK: Ok, Patamon got his parents, his girlfriend and permission from his parents...so, here's a
question for Patamon's parents to see if Patamon can have sex..."Do you ever have an affair
with someone?"

Patamon's dad: Yes...

TK: Oops, too bad, Patamon, if your father had no mention having an affair, you had your
chance...now see you later, kid...

Kari: That was crude...

TK: Anyway, what do we do now?

Kari: I'll go for a drink...

Kari leaves...

TK: Is it hot or is it just me? *takes of his T-shirt*

At the road outside the school...

Yolei was holding the lollypop...as a few cars stop in time...

Yolei: This must be the power...

Matt's band practice room...

Matt: Why does the teachers hate me, I mean, I tried to do my best, like getting you and
Sora together...

Tai: Hey, actually, you made things worst...like me and Sora's relationship is like putting
2 N sides of the magnets together...

Matt: Oh, then why is that so?

Tai: You shouldn't know...but you're a wanker...

Matt: How can you be sure?

Tai: Well, your father was a wanker before you...

Matt: I knew about dad, but not myself...

Tai: Ok, you suck at socialising and you are terrible at talking to people...anyway, want to
finish off for the day?

Matt: Sure...

As they both start their music...

Outside, Sora was driving her car from the parking space and then TK and Kari were seen
seeing away the Vending machine, Joe just planted the sapling, but after he left, Izzy
chopped it on his new mower...

Yolei then saw Sora coming and she put up the stop sign and as Sora made a sudden stop, the
truck behind did the same and the vending maching fell over and condoms fell out and almost
all the Digimon near by took some off the floor, and TK decided to join in in the picking
up...

Sora: Give me the lollypop. Yolei...

Yolei: No! I HAVE FOUND THE POWER!!! Don't take it from me!!!

Sora slowly took the lollypop and comforted Yolei...

Sora: There there, power sometimes get into you head...I must discipline you...

Meanwhile, the Patamon and Gatomon saw a few condoms and picked it up, as they found their
chance on what they a want to do...

Meanwhile, Matt has finishd his practice with Tai and then outside, he couldn't find his
car...

Where Matt's car was, his car was on a conveyor belt, as it was placed into a compactor...