Digimon Fan Fiction ❯ Digimon High ❯ When digging in the field during Parent/Teacher night sucks... ( Chapter 2 )

[ T - Teen: Not suitable for readers under 13 ]

Sora was walking in the school in the 8:30 in the morning...when she sees Yolei speaking with
2 other students...

Yolei: I'll see you in class!!!

Sora: I suggest you don't speak to the students for your own good while doing locker duty...

Yolei: Why?

Sora: Once, in a School I went to, the stuents distracted the young teacher and now, she is
somewhere prostituting, maybe even pimping. Besides, I can smell distraction a mile away...

Then someone entered the hallway

Guy: I'm looking for a Takeru Takaishi...

Yolei: TK never comes in before 11 o'clock...*then she sees the guy*...Davis?

Davis: Yolei?

Sora: You know each other?

Yolei: Yeah, I used to go to the university with him...

Davis: People tried to seperate us but we were inseperateable...I'll be a one big fat
distraction for 3 weeks...

Sora walks off with a calm look, *with a hint of an idea of bullying*...

*

Digimon High: Episode 2: When digging in the field during Parent/Teacher night sucks...

Staring:
Sora as the Principal (Sora is seen in i nthe hallway holding recorder)
Matt as the Recently New Teacher (Matt is outside the school parking his car)
Tai as the Sports Teacher (Tai is calling out to students)
Cody as the Drama Teacher (Cody is dancing around)
Kari as the Libarian (Kari is angrilly stamping books)
Yolei as the teacher who needs to avoid distraction (Yolei is teaching in class)
TK as the teacher that takes a chance to go on holiday (TK is using a mobile phone)
Joe as the Teacher with glasses and gets bullied too (A student threw a piece of paper at Joe)
Izzy as the Mute Groundskeeper (Izzy gives a happy face)

And...
Davis as the Student Teacher
Gabumon and Biyomon as Joe's children
Mimi as the parent who's child's teachers do not know...

By PikaFlash Tai

Disclaimers: All characters, cast, crew and any ideas in this fic belong to their
respective owners...this fic is inspired by the new Australian comedy, Sit down Shut up...

Summary: Sora sends Kari to do some digging in the school field for a long lost Time
Capsule, and you know what that means...and in other plots, Tai wears thong underpanties to
attract Sora, TK goes on holiday, Joe's paranoid of the Parent/Teacher night because of his
son and daughter...and Yolei meets an old friend of hers...

*

Sora's office...

Sora: Kari, I want you to do something...

Kari: What?

Sora: I want you to go dig up the time capsule in the School Field...

Kari: Why? I have a Libary and a crossing to run...

Sora: Well, they ran when you wern't here...besides, you were the only one I know who buried
the Time Capsule with Mr. Fujiyama...because you are the only staff member who knows where
exactly it's buried...

Kari: I was a 14 year-old student that time...you are a bully, aren't you?

Sora: Ok, what about the word, "Fired"?

Kari: Alright, I'll do it...

As Kari leaves, Joe enters the room...

Joe: I know about the Parent/Teacher night tonight, you have a neice going there, but it's
hard to go there as both a teacher and a parent...with my son, Gabumon as "Thick" and by
daughter Biyomon getting into the undergound school art scene...

Sora: If you don't go, I will consider you one of the weakest men in the world...

Joe: Wasn't that confirmed when those people couldn't carry the bumper of my car?

Sora: That was physical. I'm talking about character...

Joe: Ok. *leaves*

At Matt's music room...

Matt: Nice track pants...

Tai: Sora didn't make a comment...I don't understand...they're new...

Matt: No worry...I have brought a box of things that may help you get Sora...*brings up a box*
These are things that may get you together with Sora in bed and goodbye sexual tension, hello
sex....like this. *brings up a pair of thong underpants*

Tai: Those are thong jocks!

Matt: What did you call them? Jocks?

Tai: What do you call them?

Matt: Underpanties...

Tai: How can Sora see I'm wearing Thong underpanties?

Matt: Maybe I'll give you these shades...she could see them...

Tai: Ahhh!!! *puts on the shades*

Matt: Look out, is that Taichi Yagami or...Alexander the great?

Tai: Alexender never wore glasses...

Matt: He could have...

Tai: I better get going...*walks off* Heh, this is good...I think I an casually get Sora...

Matt: Lower away...Julius...

Tai: Oh, and can you pass me the Thong underpanties? *Matt tosses them to Tai*

In the field...

Kari and Izzy were digging in the field as there are lots of holes there...

In the hallway...

Yolei was walking down the hall when Cody was walking by...

Yolei: Hey, Cody, I'd like you to meet Davis.

Cody*staring at some artwork*: Not now, Yolei...I got to see what arework must be place up in
the art exhibition...and I'm not intrested in...*then he sees Davis*...you. Anyway, I'll see
you later...

Then TK runs down the stairs in a mountain biking outfit...

Yolei: Hey! TK...

TK: Yes?

Yolei: This is Davis, you're his superior...

TK: Oh, yes. Good to meet you...*mumbles to Davis*...if you ever get close to a girl called
Kari, you better watch it...

Davis: Ok. Hey, do you ride bikes?

TK: Yeah, to keep my body in shape and hard as a nut...

Davis: Me too...

TK: I'll see you later, kid...*walks off*

Then Sora was walking to see what Yolei was doing, Tai was behind her...

Tai: Gee, that was a pretty big glare...*puts on the pair of sunglasses*

Sora sees Tai and just walks off...

Tai: That wasn't good...*walks off while pulling his pants a bit*

TK was with Davis in the hallway...

TK: Ok, before I can let you take over the class, do you have a mobile phone?

Davis: Yes.

TK: Good. Here's my number...call me if you need help...

Davis: Oh. Ok.

TK: Good. Go in...

In the class...

TK: Ok, Grade 11s, this is a new student-teacher replacing me for Engilsh Litriture...ok, so
if you want me, Davis, you'll know what to do...*TK runs out of the classroom*

Matt's Music room...

Matt: How's the glasses?

Tai: It didn't work...because from what I saw, Sora was peeking at some guy...

Matt: Well, whoever that cowboy is, it doesn't lick a diffrence. You're Sora's and Sora's
yours. Anyway, have you seen that new student-teacher? He's something. His voice is so
smooth. Great shape...all the ladies are going to go after him...

Tai: Yeah, that's the guy I was talking about...

Matt: Geez, now you're in trouble...well, you're going to make your move tonight...

Tai: How? all I can talk about is bare-handed cock fighting and swear...

Matt: I'll write something up for you...

Yolei's class...

Yolei: Come on, I need an answer...should I or should I not be together with Davis?

Outside the class room...

Sora: *holding a recorder* Reminder, the new student-teacher is a distraction to Miss
Yolei...they might have been part of the group called the "Sexually Active"...

In the field...

Kari was tired of digging...

Kari: Izzy. I want you to keep digging for the time capsule...I'm going to a staff meeting to
go to......

Kari left Izzy there holding a rabbit...

In the staff room meeting table...

Sora, Tai, Kari, Yolei, Kari, Matt and Cody were sitting at the table...

Sora: For starters, Kari, why are you still here? Aren't you digging up in the school field?

Tai: WHAT THE HOW ARE YOU TO LET HER DIG UP MY FIELD FOR?

Sora: Well, inside this time capsule, there's this bottle of Clear Soda made in
1995 that is rare...

Matt: Rare Clear Soda? I have a couple of them in my car...

Sora: The bottle was signed by Eric Cantona...in 1996 before he retired and unopened...

Tai: Really?

Sora: We wern't planning to open it until 2020, but the price by an auction that it will
accumulates over 40000 American Dollars if we sell it according to an auction place...

Matt: I'm sorry if people wants to tell history, but isn't that when John F. Kennedy landed on
the moon?

Joe: Wow? Hey, Kari, can I do the digging? I mean it's hard for you to do digging for a girl
like you...

Sora: Stay, Joe. With the exception of Kari, every teacher must be at the Parent-Teacher Night.
Haven't you forgotten about the last Parent/Teacher night? It was placed exactly on Christmas
Eve by Mr. Fujiyama...

Matt: Yeah, that reminds me, Joe, your son is in my Grade 9 computer class...and what an
underachiever your son is...

Joe has a weird face...

Cody: What's with the glasses, Tai?

Sora: Yeah, you got a black eye?

Tai: That's it!!! I'm going out!!*stands up and walks off, then Tai's head pops back in* And
you can pretend that there is no glare in here!!!

Outside the school...

Yolei: How was your first day?

Davis: Terrible...at the end of the the lesson, the students tricked me into having Port-
Sherry...I need to call Takeru...*calls TK*

*TK answers the phone...*

*TK: Takeru Takaishi speaking...Davis. Good I need you to go to the Parent/Teacher night
for me...*

Davis: But I don't know all the students...

*TK: Well, neither do I, so we're in the same boat. Good luck. It'll be an experience.*

As Davis hangs up, where TK is, TK was seen sitting on a deck chair in a holiday resort...

In the field, at night...

Kari was wearing a torch on her head, digging for the Time Capsule...

Kari: I hate this job...

Izzy was still carrying the rabbit...

Yolei and Davis were in the hallway...

Davis: That was a good drink...

Yolei: Yeah...

Sora*walks in*: Excuse me, whoever you are...I want to speak to Yolei...

Davis: Ok. *Walks off*

Sora: Can you guess where teachers in love with others go?

Yolei: Gone prostituting and pimping?

Sora: Have I told you this story before?

In the staff room...

Tai: Matt, I need you help...I don't know what to say...because in front of women, I feel
like swearing and talk about bare-handed cockfighting...

Matt: No problem. I wrote this for you to say to Sora...*hands Tai a piece of paper and Tai
walks next to Sora*

Tai: *sees paper* Me, myself and Irene...*sees paper* Bedroom lust... *sees paper again*
Gladiator... *sees paper* Big boobs heaven...

Sora walks off as she takes a quick peek at Davis...

Matt walks next to Tai...

Matt *sees the paper*: Wait. This is the list of Must-see movies I want to rent. *hands Tai
another piece of paper* This is the one I was telling you about...

Tai: Never mind. I think it worked well...

Then Sora returns...

Sora: I'm sorry for the Headmaster, Mr. Fujiyama, is having rejected his third kidney...

Matt: Geez, he's fussy!!! *everyone stares at him* Geez, he's fussy!!!

Sora: I heard you the first time...please make your way around the tastly laminated tables...

Cody: By the way, the artwork done by the students are in the Art room...so don't go if you
are sexually active or easily offended...

Matt: Geez, he's fussy!

Taichi Yagami's table...

Tai: Ok, who's this student?

Mother: Don't you know? This is Veemon...

Tai: I don't have a file on Veemon, but I'll write a report...he's look energetic and good
broad arms...I'll give him an A. What's his name again?

Veemon's mother gave Tai a strange look...

Yamato Ishida's table...

Matt: Ok, Joe, your son, Gabumon, is quite weak...and he tends to get bullied...and
unpopular because of his parent's divorce...here's his full report, Joe. Oh, and he
tends to dribble...

Davis was replacing Takeru Takaishi at TK's table...as he dropped a few files...

Davis: I'm sorry, madam, but I can't find your son's name...

Mother: We had the same problem with the Sport's teacher...

Iori Hida's table...

Cody: Biyomon is a prodogy. Her artwork is excellent. You should have seen it...

Joe: I haven't seen it...

Cody: Don't worry, I brought Biyomon's work here...*shows it to Joe*

Joe looks like he's going to have a heart attack...

Joe: That is...revolting!!!

Cody: It's not...it's the embrace of the male nudity...

Joe: It's not that...it's because of embracing your nudity that looks revolting...I am dealing
with a couple of Perverts here! Stay away from my sick daughter!*runs off*

Hikari Yagami's table...

Kari: Ok, your son is good in all of his subjects but he tends to get dazzed while at the
crossing, he tends to get into accidents at school so he better be put down...

Sora walks to the table...

Sora: Get out...

Kari: SORA!!! I am not a dog...

Sora: Well, look. You've placed mud on my floor...

Outside...

Yolei: Those stars look beautiful...

Davis: Yeah, it reminds me of the time we were in the Arctic...

Yolei: Yeah, when your shoe fell into the water...

Davis: Yeah, my shoe...I stil remember that...and this...

Yolei: Huh?

Davis: My proposal...

Yolei: Oh...the one I rejected...I know it's been a long time...but...*Yolei grabs Davis
and with a seducsive voice* Kiss me in the lips...

Then as Davis and Yolei were kissing, the Principal was walking inside pass the hallway glass
door...

Back inside the Staff room...

Matt: Your son has been good at computers...

Veemon's mom: Well, you know who my son is, unlike the other teachers...

Matt: Well, he is also good at making dresses...

Mother: I never knew my son was a computer genius and a dressmaker...and his name is not Caylie
Monoral...come on, Veemon!!!*Veemon mom pulls Veemon off somewhere*

Matt: Is his name Greymon?

Then Tai walks in, still wearing the shades...

Tai: Have you seen Sora?

Matt: Well, I did see her peaking at Davis and Yolei...

Tai: I give up...

Outside, it was dark that Tai couldn't even see what time it is on his watch...as he sits on a
side of a bench...

Tai: I give up. Sora will never find me attractive...even with these shades and thong
underpanties...I might as well try something else before I embarass myself...

What Tai did not notice(because of the shades) was Yolei and Davis sitting behind Tai...

The next day, Sora's office...

Joe and Cody were in the room...

Joe: I find that offending!!!

Cody: Nah, it's a work of art...

Sora gives it a look...

Sora: It's banned. Take it away...

Joe: Thank you... *Leaves*

Cody: What's wrong with it? Is it too hot for you? Are you scared of it?

Sora: Cody...let's just say that it's not because I'm scared or it's shocking or Hot...but
because it's boring and I'm sick of it...every year we have an an art exhibition, and every
year it's always have the centerpiece that has the nude picture of you...

Then Kari enters the room, covered in dirt, carrying a box...followed by Izzy...

Kari: This is it...

Sora: Great...

Izzy places the rabbit on the table...

Sora: Take it away...

Izzy takes the rabbit...

In the reception...

Davis: I can't believe Sora cut of my 3 weeks...

Yolei: Well, she did catch us kissing...

Davis: Actually, the students tricked me into havinga morning joint...I'm sorry, Yolei...I
have to call TK...

Where TK is...Tk answers the Phone as he was being fed by women...

TK: Takeru Takaishi speaking...

*Davis: Hey, TK, my 3 weeks has been cut short...so I'll be leaving...*

TK: Ok. I'll be back as soon as I can...*hangs up and calls someone* Hey, yes, it's me, Ken,
yeah. I need the first flight you can find for a trip from Hawaii to Tokyo...

Later, in the staff room...

Sora, Cody, Tai, Kari, Matt, Yolei and Joe and his children were there...

Sora: Now is the opening of the time capsule...let's see what we can find inside...

Sora opens the box with a crowbar...

Sora: And first up is...*Sora got her hands on...*a Mobile phone? *Sora picks up...* a CD?
Where's the bottle of Clear Soda?

Matt: Wait, that's the time capsule I buried with my Grade 9 Students...look. Yesterday's
newspaper...*opens it to the Fashion page* Look at that fashion, HAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!

Outside the school...

Yolei was saying her last goodbyes to Davis...

Davis: Come with me, Yolei, don't worry. Let's get married and I'll support you...

Yolei: Davis, if I had the chance, I would have married you and have a drug-free labor, and
live in a nice apartment...but my job comes first...sorry...Davis...I hope to see you again...

Davis: Ok. Goodbye...Yolei...

As Davis walks pass a bin...Tai sees Davis leaving...

Tai: Seems, I don't need this anymore...*tosses the shades into the bin as he walks off,
pulling up his pants again because of the thong underpanties*

Then Cody walks by and puts the portrait of himself in the bin...and walks off...

Then Izzy walks by and puts the rabbit into the bin and walks off, as the rabbit gives a
strange look at Izzy...