Digimon Fan Fiction ❯ Digimon High ❯ Matt and Tai in the Little Boy's Room... ( Chapter 3 )

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Matt's classroom...

Tai*reading a newspaper*: Looks like it's going to be another hot day...wet and sticky...

Matt: Yeah...well...it wouldn't get worst...there may have a chance that I stuffed up.

Tai: Why?

Matt: Well, while I was getting the papers at the news agent, I didn't notice the students
behind me...

Tai: Oh, I can guess the rest...you read the papers, got bored...then start to read the Cleo
or any woman's magazines...and then if you can't get more...there, straight in front of you
is a whole line of Pornography...

Matt: Yeah...except I went straight to the porn...

Tai: And then, one of the students said, "Hot enough for you, Mr. Ishida?"

Matt: That's exactly what they said. I thought it was the weather they were talking about.

Tai: Why didn't you notice the students before? I mean, once you get into that classroom, you
have to kiss that habit goodbye. I mean it hurts, but it's the best you could do! Well, it
looks like it's going to spread around the school...

Matt: Now, who would do such a thing...and besides, can a thing like that spread around?

*

Digimon High: Episode 3: Matt and Tai in the Little Boy's Room...

Staring:
Sora as the Principal (Sora is seen in in the hallway holding recorder)
Matt as the Recently New Teacher (Matt is outside the school parking his car)
Tai as the Sports Teacher (Tai is calling out to students)
Cody as the Drama Teacher (Cody is dancing around)
Kari as the Libarian (Kari is angrilly stamping books)
Yolei as the teacher who needs to avoid distraction (Yolei is teaching in class)
TK as the teacher that takes a chance to go on holiday (TK is using a mobile phone)
Joe as the Teacher with glasses and gets bullied too (A student threw a piece of paper at Joe)
Izzy as the Mute Groundskeeper (Izzy gives a happy face)

And...

By PikaFlash Tai

Disclaimers: All characters, cast, crew and any ideas in this fic belong to their
respective owners...this fic is inspired by the new Australian comedy, Sit down Shut up...

Summary: A graffiti about Joe is uncovered and Sora declares it as a Historic Classification.
In other topics, is TK going to "Do" it with Kari? Matt will be playing sports, Joe will
have students throwing papers at him, TK tells Sora about the Portable Classroom that is
stolen and the weather is hot too...

*

Outside TK's class...as students were leaving...

TK: Go on home, kids...see ya, champ...

Sora: What are you doing TK?

TK: I have to send them home...the weather's too hot at 22 degrees C...

Sora: TK! You let the students go home when the weather's 62 Degrees C!!!

TK: Now that make sense...That's the forth time this week. I'll go to the staff room and find
the kids later...

Sora: No. Now! Go get the students' back...

TK: Ok...after I get a cup of coffee...

Later, in Sora's office...

Kari: I'm too sick and I can't teach...I can hardly breath and I can hardly move my legs
and only 2 people in Japan must have got them...

Sora: And I can hardly believe that you are doing...it's not surprising the other is Mr.
Fujiyama in hospital all for that...but it's surprising for you...just go take a break and
if you are feeling better, you can teach your afternoon class...and if you are still sick,
you still have to go because we're understaffed...

Kari leaves the room and TK enters the room...

TK: Sorry to barge in like this Boss, but someone has stolen the portable classroom...must be
some drug dealer wanting money...

Sora: It's not stolen, TK, it's just been moved to the north side of the school.

TK: Oh. Then what about the drug dealer?

Sora: there is no drug dealer...

TK: Oh...the puzzle pieces fits together now...by the way, after that classroom removed,
there's an uncovered graffiti on the South Wall that Joe may want to talk to you about...

At the South Wall...Joe was staring at the wall...as it says "Joe Kido's a Flick wipe"...

Outside Tai's classroom...

Tai and Matt walked pass some students...

Tai: Hey men...

Matt: Hey guys...

The students laughed...

Tai: You want to see how I take care of the students...ok.

Inside...as Tai enters the room...

Tai: Today, we will start on soccer...as it's the type of sport where you kick the ball...
well, once I kicked my father's head and he never ever wanted do a header when I'm around
again...AND YOU!!!! THE VEEMON CROSSING HIS ARMS!!! YEAH, YOU DARE TO DO THAT? I DARE YOU TO
SPIT AT ME!!! OF ARE YOU A WEAK PUNK!!! GO OUTSIDE AND I'LL TALK YOU LATER...*As the student
leaves, Matt opens the door for him* AND THE SAME GOES FOR ALL OF YOU!!! I DARE YOU TO SPIT AT
MY FACE!!!!

Then Matt was watching what Tai was doing...

Matt: Wow, will you look at that...if Sora was here, she would fall head over heels...

At the sick bay...

TK sees Kari lying on the bed...

TK: Oh, hey, Kari...don't worry, I know the story, I won't tell anyone...sometimes I take a
nap once in a while here too when I'm not having classes...and sometimes when I have classes...

Kari: I'm not sneaking a sleep...I'm really sick...get out.

TK: No, because the boss sent me to monito Sick bay. Why don't you take your clothes off...

Kari: I think I'll leave my clothes on, TK.

TK: Ok. *sees a bottle of chest rub* Chest rub...Kari, if you are really sick, can I rub some
chest rub on you?

Kari: Don't touch me.

TK: Ok. What about if I put some chest rub on me...

Kari just turned over as TK rubs his chest...

TK: Now that is good...

Meanwhile, Yolei and Izzy were in the staff lounge...

Yolei: Well, aren't you going to fix the vent?

As Izzy raises his arms...

Yolei: My god, you stink! Don't you use deodorant?

Izzy gave Yolei a spray...

Yolei: This is a bug spray, moron...

Izzy points to the spray can...

Yolei: Oh, a 2-in-1 body spray and bug spray...

Then as Izzy starts to climb the vent, Yolei decides to leave...

Inside Matt's class...as Matt enters, the students started to chant, "PORNO! PORNO!"

Matt: SHUT UP!!!

Sora was seen outside and Matt notices her...

Matt: NO PORNO!! NO PORNO!!! *Then the students stop chanting* AND IF I CATCH ANY OF YOU HORNY
BASTARDS LOOKING AT PORN ON THESE COMPUTERS, I WILL MAKE YOU CHANT "NO PORN! NO PORN!" as long
as I bloody dare...*sees Sora* Oh, Hi, Miss...

Then Sora walks to Joe's class as she sees the students chanting, "KIDO IS A FLICK WIPE!!!
KIDO IS A FLICK WIPE!!!"...

In the staff room...

Tai, Matt, TK, Cody, Yolei and Joe were waiting for Sora as Sora enters the room...

Sora: Well, today's the Staff photo and it seems that some teachers lost their authority over
the students that won't be in the photo...Well, the winner of the Grade 10 "Guess how
many candy are there in the jar competition" goes to our very own, Takeru Takaishi...

Then Joe congragulates TK...

Sora: For the record, the exact amount of candy inside is 3...in other news, the Men's staff
room toliet's closed because the urinal needs cleaning and lining so you have to use the boy's
toliet...

Tai: What?!

Sora: Anything wrong with that?

Tai: No...

Cody: Well, I hope that has nothing to do with me as I will continue to use the staff Woman's
toilet...

Sora: ...

Yolei: Sora, can't you do anything about the vents?! Izzy has been following me since the
staff lounge to the libary and it's starting to stink...

Sora: Don't worry, you won't be in the libary...you'll be replacing Kari...

Yolei: Oh.

TK *still rubbing the chest rub*: Anyway, about the Graffiti, Joe, what is a "Flick Wipe"
anyway? Is it a gutless bastard?

Cody: Well, I was once called a Flick Wipe too when I was young...it means "You're a Sweet
Hussy"...

TK: But Sweet Hussy, does that means he's a Gutless Bastard?

Joe: so, when is Izzy going to remove it?

Yolei: When Izzy fixes the Air-conditioning system...

Sora: Yeah, Izzy is in the system find the source of the foul smell..

Yolei: The foul thing in the system is Izzy...

Later...outside the boy's room...

Tai: Matt...I want to urinate...

Matt: Then go on...

Tai: I can't...

Matt: Don't worry...just go.

Tai: Ok...

Then inside the boy's toilet...as Tai was urinating next to a Gomamon, the Gomamon sees Tai's
pants and starts to snicker...then Tai notices him...

Tai: Did someone tell a joke in here? Is it one that is for me to know? Huh?! *Tai leaves the
boy's room*

At Kari's classroom...

Yolei: Stop that...you kids sicken me when you do that...in fact...you yourselves sicken me...

Then Yolei starts to sniff around the room...then Izzy pops out of the vent near the desk...

Yolei: Oh no...THAT'S IT!!! I'm going!!!*Yolei leaves the classroom*

In Joe's Science and Math's classroom...

Digimons: KIDO'S A FLICK WIPE!!! KIDO'S A FLICK WIPE!!!

Joe: THAT'S IT! I can't take it any more!!! *Joe leaves the classroom as students threw
paper at him*

In the Little boy's room...Matt just entered and walk next to Gomamon and a Agumon and
urinates...

Gomamon*whispers*: Porno...

Then as Gomamon and Agumon takes a look at Matt's thing...they suddenly have their eyes
wide open...

In Sora's office...

Yolei: That Izzy is irritating...I don't want to be here...you can fire me if you want to...

Sora: I'll go have a check on Kari...if she's well, she can take the class...if she can't...
hold your breath...

Yolei: I'm not going anywhere near that stinking mute. He's silent, but deadly. I'll be
waiting outside...I am not going back inside there...

Then as Yolei leaves, Joe enters the room for the upteenth time...

Joe: That Graffiti has to go...I can't teach if that's there...

Sora: I'm sorry, Joe, but the Museum has declared this as a historical classification and I
can't get rid of it...they need to trace it's origins. You can blame the graffiti, but both
of us know that's not right, isn't it?

Joe: That's right...but that Graffiti is making me a school joke.

In the Sports field...

Tai: NO MESSING AROUND!!!! I GOT A SHORT FUSE YOU KNOW!!!

Then the students started to laugh...

In the sick bay...TK is lying on the bed as Kari was resting on the chair...when Sora entered
the room...

Sora: I thought you were sick, Kari?

Kari: TK had an overdose of Chest rub...I still feel sick and if it wern't for TK, I would
still be in bed...

TK: I can't feel my nipples...

Sora: Well then, I have no choice but to do this...

Kari: Please, Sora, don't...

Sora: What about the kids? Besides, there's the staff photo too...

Kari: Alright, Sora, I will go...

As Kari leaves the room, TK tries to get he chest rub and Sora snatches it away...

As Tai and Matt were in the hallway...

Matt: What happened with the game?

Tai: The students laughed at me...

Matt: Ok...

Then as Gomamon, Tentomon and Agumon walk by...

Matt: You want a game later?

Gomamon: Sure, Mr. Ishida!!!

The 3 Digimons chanted, "MR. ISHIDA! MR.ISHIDA!"...

Matt: Well, well, I have become the most popular guy in the school...

In Kari's classroom...

Izzy just has his back outwards in the vent...

Kari: You may hand in your diaries...please...

Then as the students put their diaries on Kari's table, Gomamon placed a pencil in Izzy's
pants...

Kari: GOMAMON!!! Leave Izzy alone...he's fixing the Air-conditioning...

Gomamon leaves...than Kari reads Gomamon's Diary...

Kari: "Today I was with Mr. Yagami in the boy's toilet..." Hmmm...

Kari leaves as Izzy was still in the vent as he takes the pencil out of his pants, turned it
around and placed it back in his pants...

Matt's classroom...

Matt was in sports gear...wearing shades

Matt: Sorry, Tai. I canceled the drinking session...I have a game to play...

Then Matt leaves, and Kari enters the room...

Kari: Tai, I have a student that wrote in his diary with something about you in it in the boys'
toilet...

Tai: Have you forgotten, the problem with me and my you know what...

Kari: Well...not that. But why were you there anyway?

Tai: Sora closed the Men's staff toilet...

Kari: Oh...

Tai: That's all?

Kari: Yep...*turns a page* Oh, there's also this one mentioning about your you know what and I
know what's wrong with you, brother...

In the Field...

The Digimons were waiting for the kick off...

Digimon *chanting*: MR. ISHIDA!!! MR. ISHIDA!!!

Then as Matt prepares the kick off, first, by rubbing his hands on his pants, he kicks, but he
missed the ball and trips on it as the ball moves up into the air, and landed into Matt's own
goal...

Digimon: *saw what happened* "PORNO!" "PORNO!"

Then Matt runs off...

Somewhere...

Kari was sitting on a beach chair with an umbrella over herself, Sora was looking at her
watch, Yolei and Joe were posing...

Yolei: This is pathetic...

Joe: Since you were here 15 years ago...who did that graffiti?

Yolei: It's been a long time...but I could guess it was Kari...

Joe: Why?

Yolei: I told Kari to put that there because I wanted you physically, but you pushed me
away...

Joe: Oh...but why the "Flick Wipe"?

Yolei: Because you were a gutless bastard...

Cody was at the camera...

Cody: Yolei, more feeling...Joe, I can still see your face...turn around...

Joe turns around while holding the sign saying, "Highton View High Staff 2001"...and Yolei
posing with "feeling"...

Cody: TK, put your hand on Tai's shoulder...

TK *whispering to Tai*: I need chest rub, Tai...

Tai: Meet me after school...I can get you a bottle it's pricey, but worth it.

Then Matt stands next to Tai...

Tai: How's the game?

Matt: I went from Pop to Porn...

Tai: Oh...

Cody: Matt, your fathead is clashing with Tai's pinhead...go to the other side...

Then Matt stnads next to Sora...and smiles as he puts on his shades...

Cody: No smiling...

TK and Tai gave a tiny smile...

Kari was on the beach chair giving a small smile...

Then Cody gets the camera ready and runs to Joe and embraces him for the picture...

*In case you want to know where their position is, from left to right, Yolei is posing with
the "Lollypop" next to Cody embracing Joe holding the sign, Matt's standing next to Sora
behind Kari's beach chair, and TK and Tai were near the edge of the photo. Anyway, Cody also
decided to have the staff to do fancy photos...with them wearing masks...*

Finally, in Kari's classroom...

As Izzy gets his body out of the vent, he brings out a mummified pig from the vent...