Digimon Fan Fiction ❯ Digimon High ❯ Waiting for Principal Fujiyama... ( Chapter 12 )

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The final episode of Digimon High may contain a small content of Taito or Yamachi, the
irritatting names of Matty-o and Tai-o, slight cameo appearences, a small content of the
song, "Its Raining men" and the first, only and last appearence of Principal Fujiyama...

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In Matt's classroom, Matt and Tai were eating sandwiches with one Cardcaptors lunchbox and one
Digimon Lunchbox on the table next to them...

Matt: Hey, Tai, let's switch sandwiches? Mine has butter. What's yours?

Tai: Well, mine has turkey, lettuece, raddish and tomato...

Matt: Its a deal. *switches sandwiches* Don't you think its weird. Nothign rhymes with
sandwiches but a lot of words rhyme with Roll? There's Bowl, roll, pole, cold...

Tai: Matt...

Matt: And there's gold, toll...

Tai: And Gnoll.

Matt: People's name don't count.

Tai: No, its G-n-o-l-l. Its those Fairy Tales creatures like Goblins and Elves.

Matt: HAHAHAHA. Hey, why not we go outside, eat our sandwiches and throw the leftovers at the
Gnolls! HAHAHAHA!

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Digimon High Episode 13 *Finale*: Waiting for Principal Fujiyama...

Staring:
Sora as Sora Takenouchi, the Vice Principal
Matt as Yamato Ishida, the Computer Teacher
Tai as Taichi Yagami, the Sports Teacher
Cody as Cody Iori Hida, the Drama/Creative arts Teacher
Kari as Kari Yagami, the Librarian/Casual Teacher
Yolei as Yolei Inoue, the Politics Teacher
TK as TK Takaishi, the English Teacher
Joe as Joe Kido, the Science/Maths Teacher
Izzy as Izzy, the Maintanence Man

By PikaFlash Tai

Disclaimers: All characters, cast, crew and any ideas in this fic belong to their
respective owners...this fic is inspired by the new Australian comedy, Sit down Shut up...

Summary: Acting Principal Sora, in panic mode because Principal Fujiyama has announced his
return, mysteriously borrows 'How to kill Headmasters' from the library, making Kari suspect
that Fujiyama is in danger. Meanwhile, Matt and Tai gets into a fight over a song for
Principal Fujiyama's return, only to call each other Lesbians and Cody's got a Mulder mask
over his face for a whole episode.

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The next day, in the cold foggy morning, Matt drive in to the carpark in his white car...then
TK drives in in a new dark blue-green car, impressing Izzy...

TK got out of the car...

TK: Take care of it, Iz. And treat it like a lady.

TK tosses the keys to Izzy and Izzy catches the keys to the car...

Matt sees the car...and turns to Izzy...

Matt: Do the same to mine.

Matt tosses the keys, only to land in the bushes...

Matt: Oops. I think I'll just go get that.

Izzy walks away, only staring at TK's new car and Matt goes into the bushes and finds his
keys...

In Sora's office...

Sora: Cody, I have been hearing rumors that students have been wearing masks of the X-Files
characters...

Cody *wearing a Mulder mask*: Sora, can I explain...

Sora: Cody. Are you wearing a Mulder mask?

Cody: Maybe I am.

Sora: Why are you wearing it?

Cody: Well, I'm an FBI agent.

Sora: Cody, can you maturely explain it?

Cody: Well, I'm playing as Fox Mulder for the X-files musical.

Sora: No, you are Cody Hida for the Highton View High Drama class. And if you don't take
off that mask, you will lose your job.

Cody: But freedom of expression is what we want. I'm sure Fujiyama can back me up.

Sora: Fujiyama is a very sick man and he doesn't run the school, I do. Now go take off that
mask.

Cody left the room...

Sora checked her calender...and stares at it...

Sora *panically*: NO!!!!

Mulder (Cody), Scully (Palmon) and Skinner's(Veemon) faces were looking at Sora the room...

Sora: Go away, you FBI agents!

In the hallway, Yolei was putting up a poster for Yellow Cheek Day for donations for against
Pikachu Abuse...when Tai walks to her...

Tai: Yolei, Wormmon is in your class, right?

Yolei: Yes? What is it?

Tai: Well, I heard a discussion about your class when he said that my bushy hair makes me look
like a lesbian.

Yolei: So?

Tai: What kind of disgusting person are you to teach a four-letter word to a kid?

Matt enters the hallway...

Yolei: To correct you, Tai, its seven-lettered and I don't see what's wrong with that?
I have lots of lesbian friends...

Matt walks up to Yolei...

Matt: Yolei, that's disgusting! Are you alright, Tai-o?

Tai: Yeah.

Matt pulls Tai to 'safety'...

Sora was in her office...

Sora: Note to self...today is the last day I'm going to be acting principal of this school.
I am now returning to the role of Vice-Principal, where there is no power and limited toliet
privileges. This might be my last day...unless something happens to Fujiyama.

In the staffroom...Cody was wiping his face while Tai, Matt, Kari, Yolei and Joe were at the
table...

Matt: Hey, Kari, did you know that there are 27 words that rhyme with roll?

Kari: What makes you think that?

Matt: Someone's forgeting that she's the school Librarian.

Kari: Well, someone's forgeting that he's an arsehole.

Matt: Well, 28.

Sora enters the room...

Sora: Ok, teachers. Firstly, hedge burning is rampant in the area, but who cares, since we
won't have any hedges anymore. Secondly...

TK entered the room...

TK: Sorry, I'm late boss. I went off to buy some polish for my new car.

Sora: Secondly...

TK: And some glove box...for my new car.

Sora: Secondly...

TK: And some breath mints...to go into the glove box of my new car.

Sora: Just a reminder staff that TK got himself a new car...

TK: Yeah, its the fastest car I've ever got. A PT Cruiser.

Joe: How were you able to afford it?

TK: Sperm.

Joe: What?

TK: I auctioned my sperm on the Internet and now there's an army of mini-TKs on their way to
Odaiba. *hands an expensice cigar to Joe*

Joe: Nice.

Matt: Well, there's only one color that I can describe speed.

TK: And what's that?

Matt: Poo brown.

Sora: Anyway this will be the last meeting I'll ever be holding under acting principal.
Principal Fujiyama is now coming back to this school.

Kari: Principal Fujiyama? No one has seen him for a long time.

Cody was still wiping his face...

Cody: Well, I thought he was a myth.

Matt: Well, I saw a photo of him...no wait. I only saw a cloud formation of his face in the
sky...

Sora: Principal Fujiyama is alive and real. He's cured of his allergies so Joe, try to return
those beehives where you got them from or at least put them outside.

Joe: Ok.

Matt: Let me be the first to congragulate Sora on her efforts on filling a shoe that is too
big for her size. Well done Sora, Hip hip...*silence* hip hip. *more silence* hip hip! *Tai
stops Matt*

Sora: And I had a talk with Yolei about a presentation since Fujiyama has been away for a long
illness as a custom to this school.

Joe: But when I had a nervous breakdown, no one ever had a presentation for me.

Sora: That isn't very ill.

Joe: The doctor said it is.

Sora: Anyway, I had this talk with Yolei that we will chip in to buy a fruit hamper for
Fujiyama and Yolei will be making sure each one of you chip in at least US$50 since you each
owe US$50. And this will be all. *Sora leaves the room*

Matt: Hip hip, hip hip...

Outside, Izzy was setting up some orange cones around TK's car and puts a sign meaning "no
pedestrains must not cross the road", and then a Agumon takes a closer look at the car, only
to be pushed away by Izzy...

In Matt's classroom, Matt was carrying a guitar when Tai walks in...

Matt: Hey, guess what, I have written a song about Fujiyama.

Tai: What is it?

Matt: Fujiyama! Fujiyama! Not many names rhymes with your name, Fujiyama!

Tai: Hey, Matt...

Matt: It doesn't rhyme with Chicken, it doesn't rhyme with beef and it doesn't...rhyme with
Motomiya.

Tai: But it does almost sound the same...does it?

Matt: Oh wait. You're right. That means it does rhyme with Miyamoto and possibally Mt. Fuji...

Tai: Bang. Matt, I don't want to sing this song with you...

Matt: If you have something to say at my face, just say it.

Tai: I am. Matt, you'll have to sing this song by yourself...

Matt: But we're the Highton View High school band. We're a team, like the Teenage Wolf, or
the Spice Girl, or the Backstreet boy, or the Beetle...

Tai: Look, I can't sing that song with you.

Matt: But we must do a song about Fujiyama since he's coming back.

Tai: Me and Yolei were connecting as we were talking about Lesbians

Matt: Well, if you don't like my music, you don't like me.

Tai: Come on! God, I hate your music but I like you. Its just that...

Matt: That's it, from this day on, we'll be strangers.

Tai: Aww, come on Matt...

Matt: Who are you?

Tai: Its just that your song...listen...

Matt puts his guitar on the floor...

Matt: THAT'S IT, you're not going to listen to me, but this...

Matt wrote some words on a piece of paper and runs off...

Tai runs to the door chasing Matt...and Gabumon and Agumon sits on a bench outside Matt's
classroom...

Tai: HEY! IF I'M A LESBIAN, THEN SO ARE YOU!!!

In the staffroom, Cody was trying to take off his mask looking at a mirror...

Cody: Oh no, I am going to be a star for the rest of my life...

TK takes a look at the mirror...

TK: So am I, Cody, so am I.

Yolei puts a bottle on the table...

Yolei: Try this, it's not tested on animals.

Cody takes a look at it...

Cody: Maybe find one that has been tested...

Tai walks into the room...

Tai: Where's Matt?

TK: In the sick bay. He's got writer's cramp after writing but he did leave a few messages in
your pigeon hole.

Tai took a look at the messages...

Tai: Oh, these notes are having a go at my hair...

Cody: Looks like Tai and Matt are having a lover's quarrel...

Yolei was laughing...

Tai: Hey, shut up, FOX-boy! *walks to Cody* I'm as hetrosexual as the next man.

TK: And that next man is me, right?

Yolei: Well, you better sort things out before Matt destroys a whole rainforest.

Tai: Oh, Yolei, can't you face the real world rather than the environment.

Kari bursts into the room holding Sora's recorder...

Kari: I found Sora's recorder and I got this sinister note...

Kari plays the recorder...

*Sora's recorder: This might be my last day...unless something happens to Fujiyama. *Evil
sinister laughter was heard* HAHAHAHAHA!!!*

Kari stops the tape...

Kari: Sora has lost it. Fujiyama is in danger. I know it.

Yolei: Aw, come on, Kari, don't read too far into it.

Joe: Well, speaking as a psychiatrist...

Kari: You're not a psychatrist...

Joe: Well, if you hang out with one for a long tine, you might pick up soem tips...Sora's
behaviour would have changed if something has happened to her.

Sora enters the room...

Sora: Hi, Joe, how delightful to hear your calm and sensable voice.

Joe *high-pitch voice*: Why thank you, Sora.

Sora: Oh, Cody, that mask looks good on you...

Cody was surprised...

Sora: And what beautiful hair do you have, Tai.

Tai was confused...

Sora: And Yolei, you're smelling beautifully today.

Yolei smells her shirt...

Sora: And TK...

TK: Boss...I know.

Sora: And Kari...

Kari: Stay away from me.

Sora: What nice suit you're wearing, as it makes you look attractive.

Then, Sora walks out of the door...

Joe: That was nice of Sora to be nice.

Kari: She's going to kill Fujiyama. I've seen that look in her eyes before, just before she
employed Yamato Ishida...

Matt entered the room...

Matt: Did someone mentioned my name?

Tai: Matt!

Matt Stay away from me.

Tai: I want to apologise.

Matt stops walking...

Matt: So you decided to do the song with me? Well, I have found 200 other words that doesn't
rhyme with Fujiyama. There's cupcake...

Tai: No, I don't want to sing that song with you because I can't

Matt: And to think I once called you Amigo.

Tai: You've never called me Amigo.

Matt: And I never will.

Kari: Hello, anyone! Doesn't anyone understand that Fujiyama is in danger, here?

TK: Kari, why not come with me for a drive in my new PT Cruiser.

At TK's car, a Demidevimon was walking in the boundry of the cone, only to get hit from
behind by Izzy...

Matt was in his classroom playing his song, with sadness...

Matt: It doesn't rhyme with Pikachu, and it doesn't rhyme with Goku, and your name doesn't
rhyme with Serena...

In the staffroom, Tai was spreading butter on his sandwich...only see Cody as Fox Mulder...

Cody: You've got to stop moping around, Tai. Your role is to be outside, bullying boys who
are un-cordinated. And girls, because they are girly and sissies...

Tai: Well, all I am is just an empty husk. A big empty husk.

Cody: You must know that the truth is indeed out there. You have been despised by all in this
school except for Matt. What you have is magical, don't throw it away...away...away...*Cody's
mask flashes bright light at Tai and Tai blocks the light after a while...*

Tai: Ok, ok, what did you say again?

Tai finds himself in an empty room...

In the hallway outside Yolei's classroom...

Yolei: Wormmon, acid rain isn't funny and don't come crying to me if your face dissolves...

Kari, TK and Joe walks to Yolei...

Yolei: What is it?

Kari: Look, Sora has borrowed 4 books on "How to kill headmasters". I now regret buying them.

Yolei: You're getting too far into it.

TK: I totally agree with Yolei.

Joe: Sora bought a bottle of poison from the chemist.

TK: Nope, nada. I don't see a connection.

Kari: Sora's presenting Fujiyama with a fruit hamper...

Yolei: Oh, no, Sora is really going to kill Fujiyama.

TK: Well, I don't believe it, because you once said that a spy balloon landed in President
Goku's backyard...

Yolei: It did, actually.

TK: Well, then, I guess I owe my students an apology.

Kari: Quickly.

Kari, TK, Yolei and Joe ran to Sora's office...

At the office, Sora was about to tie a ribbon to the hamper, only to be confronted by Kari
and company...

Kari: Game's up, Sora.

Sora: What seems to be the problem?

Kari: We have proof that you are scheming something...

Sora: And where's this proof?

Kari: This...

As Kari plays Sora's recorder, instead of Sora's voice was the song, "Its Raining Men"...then
Kari immideately stops the tape...

Joe: I think Cody recorded that over for his drama class...

Sora: And what seems to be the actual problem?

Yolei: Kari suspects that you poisoned the fruits in that basket.

Kari: Eat a grape.

Sora: Which one? This one? *takes a green one and eats it* Or maybe this one *eats another
one* or this one *eats another grape*?

Kari: Eat a strawberry.

Sora eats one...

Kari: Eat that apple...

Sora eats an apple...

TK: Now eat the pineapple...

Yolei: Stop it. I think we owe Sora an apology. I think we've gone too far into this poison
business.

Sora: Never mind. You all did the right thing, ignoring humilation and punishment.

Kari: Well, thanks Sora.

Sora: But you will still be punished and humilated.

Yolei: I think we better go now.

After Kari, Yolei and Joe leave the room, TK was about to take the pineapple, until Sora stops
him...

Sora: TK, I wouldn't eat that if I were you.

In the staffroom, Tai found Matt...

Tai: Matt, Matt, I have found you. I want to apologise because I can't get that song off my
head.

Matt: Well, I'm sorry too. For writing too many untrue things about you.

Tai: I'm sorry about your song and I have decided to sing it with you.

As Matt and Tai shake hands...

Matt: I think this isn't enough.

Tai: You're right.

Matt and Tai hugged each other for a while, until "Its raining men" is being played, and Tai
and Matt saw Cody...and both quickly changed the subject...

Tai: Nope, no mole there, Matty-o.

Matt: Thanks, Tai-o.

Tai: *to Cody* Just looking for a mole on Matt...

As Matt and Tai left the staffroom, Cody walks in....

Cody: My work here is done.

Cody dances to the music, and outside, Tai and Matt were hugging, and then suddenly saw
Gabumon and Agumon and both tried to change the subject...

At the Carpark, TK was standing by his car, Izzy was sweeping the grass, Sora was worried,
Cody and his students were ready andMatt was testing his electric guitar and Tai was
sitting on his chair...

Matt: Are you ready, amigo?

Tai: Ready as you are...amigo.

Matt: Ok, then, where are your drums?

Tai was just sitting on a chair with no drums...

Tai: I think I better go get them.

Tai walks off...and Yolei walks to Sora...

Yolei: Where's the fruit hamper?

Sora: I burnt it. It didn't look nice at all.

Then, Joe saw Fujiyama's car...

Joe: Look, here he comes...

Sora started to get worried...

Matt prepares his guitar...

Cody and his students as the X-files characters were standing nearby...

Cody: Fujiyama! The class and I have prepared this thing for you...its called, "Twinkle
twinkle Principal Fujiyama, welcome back to Highton View! If only you have been over here,
as good as Sora over here..."

Cody's mask flashed sunlight to Fujiyama's face...and Fujiyama lost fainted...

TK: He's heading to my car!

Izzy started running...Sora started to smile...Matt grabs his guitar to prepare to smash the
car...and then, Izzy got inbetween the 2 cars to prevent a collision and TK walks to Izzy...

TK: Thanks, Izzy. I owe you one, now can you get your hand off my car?

Sora checks on Fujiyama by grabbing his hair...

Sora: He's still breathing. *She slams Fujiyama's face to the wheel*

Matt: Wow, that must be a shock to him.

Tai walks in, holding his drum...

Tai: Yeah.

Matt: Now that your drum's here, why not we play the song?

Tai: I don't think its right. I mean, he's unconsious and may need medical attention, so it
won't be right.

TK: You're right, Tai. Someone should get him to hospital. Where is there a fast car when you
need one. *TK leans on his PT cruiser*

Yolei: I'll take him.

Tai: You you need any help?

Yolei: Sure.

Tai: Why not call some of your lesbian friends!!!

Yolei got annoyed...

Tai was walking with Matt...

Tai: I don't know why I did that.

Matt: Because you're in love between 2 women, Sora and Yolei. But I do know what rhymes
with Sora, Tai-o.

Tai: What, Matty-o?

Matt: Fluff.

Sora was clearing the crowd...

Sora: Ok, everyone back to work, there's nothing else to see.

Then Sora walk pass Cody and his students...

Sora: I really do like those masks, Cody.

Cody and his students' masks started to sparkle in the sunlight...

In Matt's classroom, Matt was playing his guitar, while singing...

Matt *singing*: "Sora, Sora. Many people find you beautiful but no one cares. Sora. As I sit
outside, having my sandwich, as I throw some leftovers at some Gnolls, I will see that Sora
is beautiful. For her name is SORRRRRA!!!!"

Tai: ...its good, Matty-o.

In Sora's office, Sora was at her desk recording her happiness...

Sora: Its the end of another school term and its been good to me. Principal Fujiyama has been
hospitalised after thinking he's the director of the series, the X-files. I would like to
thank all those teachers that has been by his side for a long time. Sadly, they're no longer
working in this school. I had a dream last night, where little green men came to me and told
me that I'm the true leader of Highton View High and then, then did their dance and returned
back into the 5th dimension. End message.

*The End*