Digimon Fan Fiction ❯ Lonely Wolf ❯ SPECIAL!: Bokomon and Neemon's Candid Camera ( One-Shot )

Me: Konnichiwa! You know that sometimes between episodes, some sort of special comes up....? This is one for Lonely Wolf, Bokomon and Neemon's "Candid Camera"!

Bokomon: Vanessa doesn't own Digimon Frontier. Plain and simple.

Bokomon and Neemon's Special

*Camera goes into a cozy little room(think the room from Kero's Special thing after evrey CCS ep in the first season). Bokomon is sitting on a cozy chair while Neemon is sitting on the floor at the japanese style low table*

Bokomon: Konanychiwa!

(Me: You don't evan have an osakan accent Bokomon! Bokomon: Whatever)

Neemon: He.....looo.....

Bokomon: *sigh* Welcome to Bokomon's Candid Camera!

*I whisper saying it's Bokomon AND Neemon*

Bokomon: *ahem* I mean Bokomon AND Neemon's Candid Camera! Ha... ha ha. Anyway, want to know what the Chosen Children are like BACKSTAGE?! Here's your chance and we might evan dealve some secrets out of them!

Neemon: Didn't we abduct somebody to?

Bokomon: *whacks him* YOU WERN'T SUPPOSED TO SAY THAT! *ahem* Let's go!

*Bokomon and Neemon leave the room while we hear muffled yells form the back room*

??: HELF! HELF!

*now at a set where all the chosen children and the evil hybrids excluding Duskmon are there*

Director(me): Okay peoples! Ranamon, you remember your lines, right?

Ranamon: Of course! Twinkle twinkle little star....

Director: *slaps head* It's not the time for your little kid songs now Ranamon! *pauses* Oh gosh, don't tell me... OKAY PEOPLE! WHO LET HER HAVE BEER AGAIN?!?!?

Junpei:*slight grin*

Director: *glares in his direction* Was it you Shibayama?!

Junpei: No, it wasn't me Vanessa-ba...sama

Director:*vein pops up, but lets it slide* One more time Shibayama....

Junpei: You'll kick me off the team, com on! You've used that threat on me a gazillion times already!

Director: Alright, evreyone now spirit evolves and then Duskmon enters the scene, got it?!

Ranamon: itsy bitsy little spider....

Director: SOMEONE GET RANAMON OUTTA HERE!!! I DON'T WANT THOSE STUPID SONGS STUCK IN MY HEAD!!!!!! ARGH!!! *grabs Bokomon and shakes him really hard*

Bokomon: *gasping for breath as she lets him down* Let's go and see what their personal life is like....

*one hour later we are at the dressing rooms* *Kouji is about to enter his room just before Bokomon stops him*

Bokomon: Excuse me Kouji-han, we want to ask you a few questions if you don't mind. *Neemon falls from holding the camera* GET THAT CAMERA STILL!!!

Kouji: Sure, whatever, just make it quick. I have a date.

Bokomon: First question, evreyone knows that your one of the most popular bishoujen in Digimon history, if not, THE most popular. What do you think of this?

Kouji: Girls may know me well, but I'm setting my sights on one person.

Bokomon: And that's our next question, rumors are going around that you ARE seeing someone, who is she? Is she on the cast, from any past season, or a different show completly?

Kouji:*smirks* It's Orimoto Izumi-chan.

Yasashii: *jumps out* I KNEW IT! YOU CHEATER, BASTARD, BITCH, YOU.....*rambles on and on*

Neemon: Wern't you dating Yasashii before Izumi?

Kouji: Just because Vanessa promised a raise....

Yasashii: *slaps him repeatadly* JERK! *repeats that over and over*

Bokomon: Let's get out of here before the situation gets worse.

*Bokomon and Neemon run away*

Kouji: You can stop now Yasashii! They're gone!

Yasashii: *stops* I can't beleive how stupid they can get! *both grin wickedly*

*we are now seen in a room with purple and pink all around and some shuffeling in a room* *Bokomon knocks on the door*

Bokomon: Excuse me Izumi-han

Izumi: Just a second!

*Izumi comes out wearing a purple high belly shirt and jean short shorts.

Izumi: Are you here to interveiw me? Just a sec *goes in, then comes back out with purple lipstick and purple eye shadow on* NOW I'm ready!

Bokomon: *sweatdrop* I heard that when you auditioned for Frontier, you met the cast of Tamers. What did you think of them?

Izumi: Frankly, I hated Ruki. Why would there be girls if they didn't like anything girl-like? I probably got along with Juri the best. The boys were so-so, but Kouji is the best!

Bokomon: What do you think of Vanessa directing 'Lonely Wolf'

Izumi: She's stuck up brat, that's what she is. A selfish, stuck up brat.

Neemon: I thought that's what Vanessa said about Izumi

Bokomon: *snaps pants* Bakamon! *ahem* Thank you for your time

*We now see Junpei arguing with the Director*

Director: You've got to stop giving Ranamon beer, Shibayama!

Junpei: Why?! I think it's quite amusing, especially for a cutie like Ranamon! She's not innocent enough!

Director: She already has too much 'cute innocence'! That's no excuse to give her beer!

Bokomon: *big sweatdrop* Moving on.....

*We're not at a place where Takuya is signing autograph's for fangirls.

Bokomon: Takuya-han, can we interveiw you?

Takuya: Yeah yeah, just a second

*An hour goes by and Takuya signed his last autograph*

Takuya: What do you want?

Bokomon: WE WAITED A WHOLE HOUR FOR THAT!!!!!

Takuya: So-rry. Go ahead and shoot.

Bokomon: From what we hear, you arn't that different as the Season one and two leaders, yet you have a lot more sense than them. What do you think about that?

Takuya: Taichi and Daisuki are just dumb. How can they cast such dumb people?

Neemon: Do you have a relationship with anyone?

Takuya: MY sights are set on Yasashii. The only reason I have a crush on her in the show was because I begged Vanessa to do it.

Bokomon: Ehehehe...... That's it. But where can we find Tomoki?

Takuya: He's taking a nap *picture of Tomoki bouncing around the room very hyper appears*

Bokomon: Let's see what they do on the set....

*next day, they are on the set*

Director: Okay, Arbormon is really beaten up by the Chosen Children and wants to finish them off. Then Duskmon enters the scene and kills off Arbormon, got it? Okay, ready and ACTION!

Arbormon: I.... will not.... give up! *slowly stands up*

*five minutes pass*

Director: Where is Duskmon?! Where the heck is Kouichi anyway?!

Bokomon: This is our leave *runs away, but Neemon stays*

*Neemon walks up to Director*

Neemon: Bokomon hid Kouichi in the back room inside our room.

Director: He did, did he?! Well he's got an angry Vanessa on his heels! *Director runs after Bokomon*

*Bokomon is in a room where a boy who looks like Kouji is bound and gagged*

Kouichi: HELF! HELF!

Bokomon: Quiet you! This is our chance to get rid of the warrior of darkness! Now shut up!

*Director barges in*

Director: BOKOMON!!!! WHAT IN KAMI'S NAME WERE YOU THINKING?!??!?!!?!? *Unbinds and ungags Kouichi*

Kouichi: Thank you! *runs away*

*Bokomon and Director fight* *Yasashii picks up camera and her face is now on screen*

Yasashii: Hey there! Welp, you can see Vanessa trying to beat the crap out of Bokomon for abducting Kouichi, so this is the end of Bokomon and Neemon's Candid Camera! Be sure to tune in for chapter 7 of Lonely Wolf!