Digimon Fan Fiction ❯ MST3K: T.K.'s Double Date: The Trilogy ❯ A Prom To Remember ( Chapter 2 )

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(doors open, everyone jumps back inside, knocking things off shelves and sliding into their chairs)

TK's Double Date

Christochi-chan: The last time T.K. had a DATE, it was with himself. Double date, my Ishida ass!

Part Two: A Prom to Remember

Veemon: Hey, what's a prom?

R80: It's a party where you get drunk, laid, and sometimes you die from trying to drive home drunk.

Veemon: COOL!!!

Gotsumon: THAT SOUNDS GREAT!!!

(all sweatdrop)

"What do you mean you can't take me to the Prom, Matt?!"

Jesanae-chan: I swear to God, I'm gonna say it…

Matt Ishida sighed before facing his longtime gal friend Mimi Tachikawa. "My band's been asked to perform at the prom, Mimi. So I won't be able to go with you

as your date. Why don't you ask my brother? He had a crush on you once."

Jesanae-chan: Mimi, whining away just like usual.

Keramon: (Mimi) BUT, MATT!!!!!, T.K.'S A LITTLE PUSSY!! REMEMBER THE FIRST FIC IN THIS SERIES????

Mimi frowned. "Because, Yamato, you're supposed to be my boyfriend according to the rumor mill, even though we've only slept together once and that was by

accident, and that threesome with us and Sora before she fell in love with Joe. And `once had a crush' are the key words about TK. Not to mention he's too young

and not my type."

Crow: She's got ya there, Matt.

R80: Go Mimi!

"That's bull! You had two dates with him and you said you liked going out with him."

Gotsumon: Hehe…bull…

Veemon: OLAY!!!

"Those were not dates! The first one was just an outing in the Digital World during our first trip, and the second time was when YOU stood me up for a concert you

swore you were going to cancel!"

Christochi-chan: (Matt) Yeah, you know me, always swearing and never actually saying anything.

"I had no choice! Jun was trying to ask me out when I was talking to the band about postponing the gig. Say, Kari wouldn't have anything to do with this, would it?"

Jesanae-chan: Oh, she has everything to do with it…

Lyeernmon: It's her that's robbing banks with T.K. anyway.

It was Mimi's turn to sigh. "You know how obvious Kari is hot for TK, but is a bit tamer than Jun is for you. Sora and I actually saw Kari get wet once while staring

at him. She's been turning down guys left and right like I am just so she'd be free for him. Not to mention that she's the only one he allows to call him Takeru, and

live. How can I compete with her?"

Keramon: Obviously, you can't

Christochi-chan: So just give it up.

Matt tuned his guitar a little. "Well, let me talk with TK about it. I can convince him to take you to the prom."

"In other words, you'll force him to do it against his will. Forget it! I'll handle this my way." With that, she promptly walked out of the room, leaving Matt to tune his

instrument.

"When will he ask me," Kari pondered aloud while pacing in front of her older brother Tai. He sat on the couch while watching his sister wear out the floor. This had

been the usual routine ever since the final date for the prom had been announced. "Will he even ask me?"

Lyeernmon: No he won't.

Keramon: Mimi'll probably get to `em first.

The former Digi-Destined leader rolled his eyes. "Kari, would you just chill out?! TK will ask you to be his date for the prom. I'm sure he will." If he doesn't, I'll

kill him!

R80: Hehehe…I wrote the fic so Tai can't touch T.K.

All: (evil laughter)

Kari couldn't help but doubt this. "But what if he doesn't? I know that Mimi will ask him since she doesn't have a date, either. I mean, with Matt performing at the

prom, she'll need to find someone to take her." At the last words, she shuddered at the thought of TK and Mimi alone together after the prom, in a dark motel room.

Christochi-chan: Enter Sextopia.

Tai caught the shuddering and deeply sighed. "Hikari Kamiya, need I remind you that you were the one who forced TK into having sex with you, not vice-versa?

Matt and I drilled it into his head that to have sex with a woman means you're either ready to share your life with her, like Sora and Joe, or you're just a sex maniac

like with Willis and Yolei. Trust me, he wouldn't think twice about the latter."

Keramon: Latters, probably not, but what about tables?

Veemon: (Buh-Buh Ray Dudley) D-VON!!!

Gotsumon: (D-Von Dudley) WHAT?!?!

Veemon: (Buh-Buh Ray Dudley) (psychotically) GET THE TABLES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Kari glared at Tai. "Then you probably scared him, you dope!" Just then, the doorbell rang, and she gasped. "OH MY GOD! That might be him! How do I look? I must look so-!"

R80: Trampy?

Lyeernmon: Slutty?

Christochi-chan: Mimi-ish?

(Rob growls)

"JUST ANSWER THE DOOR!"

Keramon: I command thee!

Sensing some hostility from Tai's tone of voice, Kari rushed to the apartment door and opened it, after fixing her hair a little. To her disappointment, and shock,

Mimi was at the door.

"If what I heard you say from all the way out here wasn't a sign you're madly in love with TK," Mimi said with a smile. "I dunno what is."

Jesanae-chan: (Kari) Oh, you don't? Good, `cause neither do I.

Kari blushed madly, humiliated by her own nervousness and desire. "What's up, Mimi?"

Gotsumon: T.K.

R80: Dude, not right, gross, shut up.

"I need to talk to you, Kari. It's about the prom. And, no, I did not ask TK about it, yet."

Kari stepped outside and closed the door, remembering that she still had her keys in her pocket. "So, what is it?"

"I need a date for the prom. I was wondering if you and TK wouldn't mind if I tagged along with you two?"

Christochi-chan: TAG! YOU'RE IT!

"I heard about Matt. I might consent… on one condition."

Jesanae-chan: (Kari) YOU provide the condoms.

"Why do I feel I'm not going to like this?"

All: We aren't liking this either.

"Look, I know that you, Sora, and Matt had a threesome a while back. She told me about it and I've kept it a secret for all this time. If you want to join Takeru and

I for the prom, you have to have a threesome with us. Sora's story got me curious, and as you know Takeru and I are already lovers, so I want to try something

new."

Jesanae-chan: Well I can see all the- HEY?

Christochi-chan: (pats Rob on shoulder) I might enjoy this fic after all.

This caught Mimi off guard. She had once wondered if TK would be any different from Matt after her first time, but after Kari had slept with him, Mimi felt it best

not to further her investigation. And that threesome was just something she was also curious about that Sora had agreed to help with. "Kari… are you sure about

this?"

Lyeernmon: I'm sure.

Keramon: So I'm sure that you're sure.

Gotsumon: I'm sure that you're sure that you're sure.

Veemon: I'm sure that you're-…

Christochi-chan: Don't kill it, guys.

Jesanae-chan: Indeed

"Absolutely. I've even talked to Sora about it and she and I have… you know… like with you before the two of you and Matt…"

Jesanae-chan: EW! Hiora!

Christochi-chan: What's gross about that?

Jesanae-chan: Kari and Sora don't mix well as a relationship.

Christochi-chan: Okay, I was just making sure it wasn't your homophobia kicking in.

(Jesse growls dangerously)

Mimi's face was bright red. "Uh, does Tai or Joe know?"

Lyeernmon: (Kari) Duh, know what?

"Not if any of us can help it. I was lucky Tai and Matt didn't kill Takeru or I after our first time. Well, do we have a deal?"

"Kari… do you have any idea what you're asking me to do? I actually once considered sleeping with TK to see how different he would be from Matt… and I had

to admit, he was one of my crushes… but then you beat me to him."

"I know all about that, Mimi. That's another reason why I'm asking you to do this. You want to know the difference between Matt and Takeru, you'll find out… but

with me there as well. Also, this will be a one-time deal."

Mimi thought about this for a moment. She and Matt weren't dating really, so he wouldn't care that much. In fact, he wasn't that ready for love just yet, and not to

mention he had mostly gotten out of the "big brother" routine. "Do we get to do it at my place? My parents will be out of town after we leave for the prom, and I

have a large bed."

"Will you help me look for a prom dress? You are the fashionable one of this group."

Gotsumon: Well, in her own mind, I suppose…

"Deal!" They shook hands, confirming the bargain.

Just then, the door opened and Tai appeared. "TK's on the phone for you, sis. I think he's finally going to ask you. Hi, Mimi."

R80: Hey, Pink Floyd, cooool.

Kari rushed in and reached for the phone, with Mimi right behind her. "Hello?"

Jesanae-chan: (T.K.) Hi Kari, I just wanted to tell you I think you're an ugly bitch and I never want to see you again. Oh yeah, two words…SUCK IT! HEHEHEHE… (hangs up)

Veemon: Strange person you are, Jesse

Jesanae-chan: (psychotically) No, I'm not, I just need my medicine!!!!!

Christochi-chan: (psychotically) Me too!!!

(they start going crazy, then stare at each other, then start making out)

Keramon: (disgustedly) Ew, they REALLY need that Ridolan.

Lyeernmon: Let me get a camera first.

Keramon: Why?

Lyeernmon: Blackmail purposes.

The male voice on the other end of the line was music to her ears. "Kari? It's TK. I don't have much time, so forgive me for rushing things a little."

Gotsumon: Hehe…rushing.

"As long as I'm talking to you, Takeru, I can live with it." Ask me! Ask me! ASK ME!

All: (T.K.) KARI, WILL YOU ROB BANKS WITH ME!?!?!

"Kari, my love, will you be my date for the prom?"

All: (WWF Fans) HELL NO!!!!!!!!!

That was all Kari needed to know. "YES! Yes, I'll go with you to the prom, Takeru!"

All: ECW! ECW! ECW! ECW!…

(pause)

R80: Actually, we should save the ECW chant for later, okay?

Rest: Sure.

Tai snickered at this. He could imagine TK yanking his ear away from the phone from Kari's yelling. He just made her the happiest girl on Earth.

Lyeernmon: Hehe…not yet he hasn't.

"AHEM!"

Keramon: Excuse you.

Kari turned to see Mimi standing there, her arms crossed and her foot tapping impatiently. She returned to the phone. "Actually, Takeru, I have a favor to ask.

Could Mimi come with us? She doesn't have a date and-."

"Say no more, my love. I hate to see a girl spend her evening alone, especially a friend like Mimi. I have to go now. I'm supposed to meet with Matt for dinner. Bye,

Kari!"

Jesanae-chan: (Kari) Bye, my blonde-haired boy-toy!

(Chris pops a CD in and plays HBK's theme music)

Jesanae-chan: (growling) NOT THAT KIND OF BOY-TOY, ISHIDA BAKA!!!!

Christochi-chan: D'oh!

Kari faked a kiss into the phone and said her goodbye before hanging up. She then looked at Tai. "No comment from you, Tai! I saw you do the same back when

you dated Sora, so there!"

Tai didn't reply to this, but to what Kari had asked TK over the phone. "TK is taking both of you girls to the prom?!"

Kari nodded. "And unless you want the whole town to know that you slept with Jun because both of you were desperate, you will NOT butt into this! We clear?"

Tai gulped. "C-crystal."

All: (laughing their asses off and rolling around on the floor)

Matt stopped eating his burger and looked at TK. "You're taking both Mimi and Kari to the prom?!"

R80: (T.K.) No, where did you hear such a stupid thing?

TK nodded. "She asked me over the phone. How could I refuse? I love Kari, and Mimi is like a sister to me. Besides, it's not like you're officially dating-."

"Ssssh! Jun might be eavesdropping on us! Anyway, I'm kinda glad that Mimi has a date now, but how's Tai gonna take this? You remember how close he and I

were to killing both you and Kari after finding out about… you get the idea."

Christochi-chan: Hehe…T.K. and Kari…down in the dirty…hehe…

(Rob and Jesse roll their eyes)

"Yes, I do," TK said before biting into his slice of pizza. "I'm surprised Kari's going along with it, though. She knows I used to have a crush on Mimi, which is why

she pressed me into sleeping with her. The girl thought I'd actually leave her for Mimi, and I thought she knows me better than that."

Matt suddenly thought of something. It was mostly a memory from a few months ago. Could it be-?! "TK?"

"Yeah, bro?"

Keramon: (Matt) Takeru, will YOU rob banks with me?

R80: You guys do know you're blatantly stealing that rant from Hikari4Takeru, right?

Keramon: `Course we do. We'll give H4T her credit after the fic.

"It's just a theory… but I think I know why you're having a double date." Matt didn't wait for TK to stop eating his pizza before continuing. "It's possible they both

want to do you."

All: (Limp Bizkit) Keep rollin' rollin' rollin' rollin'…

TK's eyes bulged out and a piece of pizza got caught in this throat. He grabbed his glass of soda and gulped it down. "WHAT did you just say, Yamato?!"

Veemon: (Matt) I said, will you rob banks with me?

Gotsumon: (T.K.) No, I mean after that?

Veemon: (Matt) That I love you?

Gotsumon: (T.K.) Yeah.

Veemon: (Matt) I love you, T.K. AND I want you.

(pause)

R80: (disgustedly) Muses, you two went too far that time.

Veemon/Gotsumon: Sorry!

Jesanae-chan: (pale) Gay…brother…incest…?

(All projectile-vomit repeatedly)

"I'm saying that Mimi and Kari might want to sleep with you… at the same time. It's possible, since it did happened to me with Mimi and Sora."

"That was out of the blue, though, Matt! And Mimi is NOT into younger guys, you know that!"

Matt raised an eyebrow. "Maybe not, but you do look like me almost. She might be interested in a threesome again."

"So… what should I do if you're right?"

Lyeernmon: You run like Hell-fire's after you.

Keramon: Or the old Jun.

Lyeernmon: Yes, that too.

"If I am right, and it does happen, you better hope they don't tear you apart. I dunno how Kari is, but I do know that Mimi's very aggressive in bed. I have the

lumps to prove it."

"Actually, that was Sora, remember?"

Christochi-chan: How does my little brother know that much about my twin brother's sex life?

Veemon/Gotsumon: (open mouths)

Rest: SAY IT AND DIE PAINFULLY!!!!!!!!!!!

"You're right. I wonder how Joe's handling her? Anyway, you should be safe if it happens."

"But it's not likely it'll happen."

"It could."

"It won't!"

"You never know." Just like with Tai and Jun. Boy, that was a shocker.

Christochi-chan: Got that right. I had nightmares about that for weeks.

Keramon: Me too.

TK got up and glared at Matt. "I've heard enough! I'm just taking Mimi and Kari to the prom and that is it! Nothing else is gonna happen, got it?!" With that, he left

the restaurant in a hurry, Matt watching him go from their booth.

"That's how I acted before they finally got me to do it." He then flagged down a waitress. "Check, please?"

Lyeernmon: Aw, he's paying the bill for his brother, how nice.

Jesanae-chan: (muttering) Bastard never pays when WE eat out!

Mrs. Tachikawa was surprised to see TK at her door two weeks later, wearing a tuxedo and carrying a corsage. "Uh, Hello, Mrs. Tachikawa," he said to her.

"I'm… here to pick up Mimi for the prom?"

Lyeernmon: (Mrs. Tachikawa) I hate it when you damn kids show up here. Mimi's not a whore, no matter what number it says on the payphones.

Mrs. Tachikawa, feeling this was a cruel joke, was about to close the door when her husband came up and let TK in. "Mimi told me that you'd be taking her, son,"

he said. "She'll be ready in a few minutes." His wife shot him a confused look. "You remember, dear, right? This is Matt Ishida's kid brother TK."

Mrs. Tachikawa gasped in horror. "Oh my goodness! I'm so sorry, TK! I totally forgot-."

"It's okay, Mrs. Tachikawa. I still find this a little hard to swallow myself. Yet, I'm not one to leave a friend behind on an important occasion like this."

"Maybe you should have gotten the Crest of Reliability or Friendship instead of Hope."

TK looked to see Mimi in a fancy red dress, which made him sweat a little as Matt's theory of what might happen. To him, she was just as beautiful as Kari. He

smiled at her. "I'll stick with Hope, thanks."

"Of course." How else could you and Kari get together so well?

Pictures were taken of the two teens, and Mimi was given the keys to her car and the apartment. "Have a good time and stay safe," Mr. Tachikawa said as they left. As they got into the car, TK asked, "Can you drive with High Heels?"

Jesanae-chan: (Mimi) Never done it before so let's see.

"I've had some practice," she said before pulling out two sneakers from the back seat. "But I'd rather use these until we get to the Prom." It took her under a minute

to changes shoes before they drove off for Kari's apartment. Once there, Mimi suggested that TK went up alone. "It wouldn't be a good idea if I went up with you.

Call it a hunch, but I doubt her parents would like to see Kari's date with another girl."

After reaching the apartment, TK was warmly welcomed by Tai and Kari, who looked extremely hot to him. Her dress was white, no sleeves, with black gloves and

purse. A white clip was in her hair, replacing her usual pink clip. "Kari," TK said softly. "You're beyond beautiful." He took her hand into his and kissed it lightly. She

blushed at this. "Flatterer."

"I see you're saving the best for later on," Tai said before Kari slapped him. "Ow! I was just kidding!"

R80: (shaking his head sadly) Maybe I made Tai too oblivious when I wrote this.

Veemon: Naw, boss, you did fine.

Gotsumon: Yeah, boss-man, that's how Tai's like in real life.

R80: Oh yeah, he is. Nevermind.

TK shook his head. Sometimes having the older brother know that you're sleeping with his sister is a pain. At least he's not trying to stop us. "No action for

us tonight, Tai," he said as he pulled out another corsage from his pocket and pinned it on Kari's dress. "That I can assure you."

If you only knew the truth, my love, Kari thought seductively as Tai took pictures of them. "If she's not back here in 24 hours from now, TK," he said. "I'll hunt

you down alongside the police!" He looked as Kari sharply hissed the name "Jun" and that shut him up as they left.

Why didn't I commit myself to the psychiatric ward instead of agreeing to fuck Jun? Then again, she isn't that bad once you get to really know her…

Keramon: Maybe his is that stupid.

Lyeernmon: Yeah, he's making Jun look good.

The prom had been at full swing once TK and the girls arrived. Matt and his band were playing up a storm. Almost no one had noticed the three were together,

except for Izzy, Yolei, and Ken. They walked over to them. Izzy said, "Mimi, we wondered where you were when Matt showed up without you. Why are you with

TK and Kari?"

Jesanae-chan: (Mimi) Because my lover left me for a younger women.

It was Kari who answered. "Matt had to play for the prom so he couldn't take Mimi. TK and I thought it would be best if she joined us in attending, so we invited

her along. Now, what about you three?"

Christochi-chan: (Yolei) Well, as you know, I've decided to be a whore when I get bigger…

Jesanae-chan: DO NOT FINISH THAT JOKE!!!!

Christochi-chan: THREATEN ME AGAIN AND I'LL MAKE YOU LISTEN TO THE MUSIC I LIKE!!!!

Jesanae-chan: I'LL BE GOOD!!!!!!!

Yolei blushed. "Welllllllll, I couldn't decide who to go with, so the boys talked it over and figured that we should go together."

Keramon: Ah, a plan so dumb, Mimi or Davis must've help think it up.

Ken then got an idea. "Why don't the six of us hang out together for the dance? Three guys and three girls… I'd say it would be perfect."

Veemon: You know what this means…

Gotsumon: Yup.

Both: ORGY!!!!!

(are assaulted by Keramon and Chris)

The others agreed, and they went to sit down except for TK and Mimi, who decided to dance. TK kissed Kari on her cheek. "I'm still yours," he whispered to her

before going to the dance floor.

Ken watched this. "You actually trust Mimi and TK to dance together?"

Kari smiled. "Of course. Mimi and I had a little talk about this before TK asked me to be his date. Besides, TK and I trust each other." After all, we gave each

other our hearts and took each other's virginity.

"Then would you honor me with a dance?"

"If Yolei doesn't mind."

They looked at the lavender haired girl, who said, "If it becomes anything more than a dance, I'll tell TK and we'll get you both." She winked as she said this,

meaning she didn't mind, and placed an arm around Izzy.

R80: Well, I think she might like Izzy.

As they danced, Ken kept looking back at Izzy and Yolei, who were talking and laughing. Kari noticed. "Are you jealous of Izzy?"

R80: I could always be wrong.

Veemon: Boss, you WROTE this!!!

R80: (defensively) Just because I wrote the story doesn't exactly mean I know what happens.

(all sweatdrop)

Ken looked back at Kari. "Why do you say that?"

"Because you keep looking at them."

"…It's that obvious, isn't it?"

All: (WWF Fans) Oh Hell Yeah!!!!!!!!!!!!!

"You could just tell her how you feel."

Ken sighed. "I said the same thing to TK about you and he told me that it is easier said than done."

"Then may I suggest we switch dance partners?"

Kari and Ken looked to see TK and Mimi next to them. A slow dance started playing. "Come on, Ken," Mimi said, taking him by the hand. "Let's show them what a good slow dancer you are." Ken was about to protest, but Kari had already moved away with TK to dance. "As you wish, Mimi."

Keramon: Hehe…Mimi… (drools)

"What's your plan, TK?" Kari asked as they danced.

Lyeernmon: (T.K.) Hey, since when in the blue hell do I have a plan?

TK smiled. "I know Yolei likes Ken, and that Izzy only asked her to the prom because Mimi was spoken for. If she's Ken with another girl that's single, she'll get

jealous. Trust me."

Sure enough, Yolei was getting angry at the sight of Ken dancing with Mimi. She knew Mimi was really single and not Matt's girlfriend, and seeing her dance with the guy she loved infuriated her. Yet, she felt there was nothing she could do since she was with Izzy.

"Are you just gonna sit there?"

Christochi-chan: Don't guys. Don't waste the WWF chant.

Jesanae-chan: How about IF YA THINK YOLEI'S JUST GONNA SIT THERE, GIVE ME A HELL YEAH!

Jesanae-chan: Is that a different beginning?

Christochi-chan: (smirking) Yes, Jesse, yes it is.

All: (WWF Fans) Oh Hell Yeah!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Yolie was surprised when Izzy said this.

Gotsumon: Oh my God! Izzy spoke! He must've lost the laptop.

All: WHA!!!!!!!! POOR IZZY!!!!!!

"Go over and cut in, Yolei! Dance with Ken before you lose him." When Yolei didn't move, Izzy sighed and got up. "Okay, I'll cut in." He walked over and tapped

Ken on the shoulder gently. "May I cut in?"

Ken looked at Izzy, then at Yolei, who was walking towards them. He smiled. "Surely," he said and handed Mimi over to Izzy before facing Yolei. "May I have this

dance, Yolei?" He got his answer as Yolei grabbed his arm and pulled him close. "I'll take that as a `Yes,' then."

Mimi watched the two dancing. "Nice work, Izzy. But, I thought you liked Yolei."

"As a friend. I'm not into relationships just yet, same as you."

Mimi blushed. "Well, to be honest, I did have a… thing for TK, but you know how much he and Kari love each other."

"What about Matt?"

"I'm only pretending to be his girl, Izzy."

R80: Yeah, stupid.

"But you… You know."

"I guess I did it because he was TK's brother. It was the closest I'd ever get to being with TK. Plus, it helped get Jun off Matt's back."

"And into bed with Tai." This caused them both to quietly crack up.

Christochi-chan: They're using the Junchi joke more than we used to use the Name Rant.

R80: That's kinda sad, if you think about it…

Two hours later, after Ken and Yolei were made king and queen, TK and his dates left the prom. As they got into the car, Mimi said, "How about we hang out at

my place? The folks left for a business trip so I get the place all to myself for a few days."

TK shook his head. "Thanks, but I have to get Kari home before Tai calls the cops."

Jesanae-chan: (Kari) Hey, cheapskate, Tai said 24 hours; we've been gone for four. C'mon, let's fuck!

(all stare)

Christochi-chan: Geez, Rob, I thought YOU were dirty and uncensored in the last part…

R80: (shrugging) It wore off on Jesse and the Muses.

Christochi-chan: Obviously the Muses.

Kari smiled. "How about I call him and tell him Mimi insists?" Not waiting for an answer, she pulled out her cell phone and dialed her home. "Hello, Tai? Oh, I'm

sorry. Did I catch you at a bad time? Well, we just left the prom and Mimi's invited me over to her place for a little bit. Yes, TK's coming with us… No, nothing's

gonna happen like that! Okay, just a second." She held the phone to TK. "He wants to speak with you."

All: (hum funeral march)

TK nervously took the cell phone. "Yes, Tai?"

All: (Tai) TIME TO DIE, TAKASHI!!!!!!!!!!

"TK," Tai's voice said from the phone. "You be careful, because I have a vague idea what my sister and Mimi plan to do once you get there! I know how horny

Kari can get, especially since I hear her masturbate while she dreams of you. By the way, tell your brother that Jun's not into him anymore."

"Oooooooh, so the rumor I heard was true! You and Jun ARE lovers!"

(all hurl)

"WHAT?! Who started that?"

Keramon: Please tell me he isn't THAT stupid.

Lyeernmon: He's fallen into a deep level of stupidity that only Davis has been able to get to thus far…

"How should I know?"

"Does… does Matt know?"

"Yep."

Christochi-chan: Uh-oh, possible Taito warning.

R80: Don't worry, I'm not that weird.

(all sigh with relief)

R80: Or maybe I am. Hmmmm……….

(all look very scared)

"…Okay. Anyway, you behave, and say the same to Kari for me. I have to go now. Later!" With that, the line went dead.

Keramon: What if Jun's over?

(all shudder)

TK handed back the phone. "Looks like we're heading for your place, Mimi." Please let Matt and Tai be wrong about what might happen!

Mimi looked at Kari through the rearview mirror and winked. Soon, they'd give TK a night he would never forget.

All: (singing) It was a night to remember…

TK nervously followed the girls into the darkened apartment. He had to turn on the lights for them and close the door after them. "So," he said in a nervous tone.

"What shall we do, ladies?"

Mimi looked at him. "Take your jacket off, TK! Stay a while."

Gotsumon: (T.K.) Are you kidding? I just wanna get out of here now.

TK obeyed, but reluctantly. He also removed his shoes and placed them by the door. "Mimi, could I… have a drink?"

"Sure, but all I have is soda."

Jesanae-chan: That's fine, he's underage anyway.

"That's fine."

Jesanae-chan: See?

Mimi nodded and went to the kitchen. TK sat down on the couch and sighed heavily. "What a shindig that was."

Veemon: What a shindig it's gonna become!

Kari plopped down next to him and laid her head on his shoulder. "Did you have fun dancing with both of us?"

Jesanae-chan: (T.K.) More with Mimi than you, but, yeah.

"Yeah, kinda…"

Kari smiled, her hand sneaking up his chest to his bow tie. "I've often wondered how hard it would be to undress you with these kind of clothes."

Gotsumon: Hehe, here we go!!!!

"K-Kari-!" TK was cut off as Kari pulled him into a passionate kiss. The kiss soon made him melt and began to kiss back. They soon stood up from the couch and

wrapped their arms around each other.

R80/Christochi-chan: (making kissing sounds)

Veemon/Gotsumon: (making humping/sex sounds and motions)

Jesanae-chan/Lyeernmon: (beating Veemon and Gotsumon with giant, oversized, H4T mallets)

Unbeknownst to TK, Mimi had been watching them from the kitchen doorway. I guess that's my cue. After walking over quietly, she hugged TK from behind,

kissing the back of his neck and sliding her hand down his front down to his manhood, making it grow hard. She sniffed the back of his neck as she kissed him,

savoring the sweet smell of his skin.

Once Mimi began her advances, TK's eyes opened at the widest. He heard Kari moan as she pressed her body closer to him while kissing, trapping Mimi's hand

between his dick and her pussy. Oh my god, they DO want a threesome! It was too much of a shock. He fainted onto the couch, dead away.

Keramon: (McCoy) He's dead, Captain.

Jesanae-chan: (Kirk) Damn, get a redshirt to mop him up with.

Mimi and Kari looked at the unconscious boy, then at each other. "Well," Kari said. "He took it pretty good." She placed her ear to his heart. "His heart's still

beating."

"That's not all of him that's beating," Mimi said with a smile. She pointed at the growing bulge in TK's pants. It made her more excited.

Kari got excited, too. "Let's get him to the bedroom," she said, grabbing his feet. "We'll strip him and ourselves, then give him one beauty of a wake-up call."

Mimi took him by the arms. "Okay, but I get to give him a blowjob since I saw his erection first."

"Deal. Just go slow and easy. He likes it that way."

Christochi-chan: Come here, Rob… (jumps Rob and hog-ties him to the seat)

R80: HEY!!!! WHAT GIVES?????

Christochi-chan: Mimi nude's comin' up soon. Just in case.

"Uhhhhh," TK muttered as he slowly came back to the waking world, his eyes half open. "What a weird dream. Why do I feel a draft suddenly-?" Just then, he felt

something touching his chest and another his lower organs. "Oh, what's this good feeling I'm getting?" Looking up, he saw several things that shocked him: 1) he was

in Mimi's bedroom, 2) Kari was licking his chest seductively, 3) Mimi was bobbing her head up and down slowly on his stiff cock, and 4) they were all naked. His

eyes were at their widest again.

Lyeernmon: I swear, if his eyes got any wider, they'd pop out of his head.

Christochi-chan/Keramon: (evily) Yessssssss……. Our plan is working………….

Kari's eyes met his as she stopped her caresses. "Oh, you're awake now."

Veemon: (T.K.) Damn you, let me sleep.

TK groaned, mostly from Mimi blowing him. "Oh no! I'm still in the dream!"

Gotsumon: (Mimi) If you're dreaming, then this won't hurt… (bites down hard)

All: AAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!< b>!!!!!!!!!!!

Mimi stopped sucking and looked up, her hand gently stroking his cock. "Oh come on, TK! If you were dreaming, you wouldn't be able to feel such great sex as

you're getting now. Isn't the right, Kari?" She then went back to sucking on him.

TK tried to get up, but Kari forced him back onto the bed before sitting on his chest. "And just where do you think you're going, mister?" she said in a sexy tone of

voice. "We're not done with you." She turned back to Mimi, who was still licking and sucking on TK's throbbing member. "Please hurry, Mimi! I want to go next."

Veemon/Gotsumon: AS DO WE!!!!!! (pause) NO, WE DIDN'T MEAN IT LIKE THAT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Jesanae-chan: (sick) Oh…god… (hurls)

TK was about to protest, but the words never came as Mimi started to suck harder and harder. His will was starting to give, but he still held on. However, when

Mimi sucked at her hardest and gave his ball sac a little squeeze, he let out a cry as he sprayed his cum into her mouth, which she gobbled up quickly.

R80: (Mimi) Hmmmm…… Tastes like chicken…

Mimi pulled back after finishing, licking her lips. "It's been awhile since I tasted a man's cum," she said. "But I can tell you taste like your brother."

Christochi-chan: I SO didn't need, want, or care to here that…

Kari smiled at her boyfriend. "Did you like that?" She watched as TK slowly nodded. "Good, but that was only the start." She then turned around so that her pussy

was in his face. Bending over, she kissed his lower head before licking it. "Mimi, would you help me?"

The older girl nodded and bent down, licking TK's balls gently. While she did this, Kari put his cock into her mouth, swirling her tongue around it while sucking.

TK moaned from the attention he was getting. Deciding not to be left behind, he started licking Kari's pussy. He savored both her taste and her salty smell while his

hands ran across her smooth bare ass, causing her to moan.

Mimi stopped licking so she could put TK's balls into her mouth and started sucking on them. Her hand absentmindedly moved down her body to her vagina, where

she inserted her finger and started to move it in and out of herself while she sucked.

Christochi-chan: This sex scene reminds me of an ECW guy named Balls Mahoney.

R80: (disgusted) Nice name…

Christochi-chan: I know. The thing is, personally, in the ring, he SUCKED as well.

The suckfest continued for another few minutes until TK inserted his tongue deeper into Kari's pussy, causing her to orgasm into his face. Just then, he came again into Kari's mouth from the pleasure both girls were giving. Mimi stopped fingering her sex and released TK's sac to see some of his fluid leaking out of Kari's mouth and down his shaft. She licked the lingering fluid.

Kari slowly got off of TK. "Thank you," she cooed.

TK, whose face was still covered in Kari's sex juices, sighed heavily. "I think I'm totally spent. We've never gone more than twice."

Mimi crawled up to him. "We'll fix that as soon as we get you cleaned up." She started licking his face to get the cum off him, Kari following her lead. TK sighed

again. "You girls sure know how to treat a guy."

Christochi-chan: Ah, if only Jaina treated me as such…

Jesanae-chan: (smirking) I'll be sure to suggest it to her….

Christochi-chan: NO!!!! PLEASE!!!!

The girls said nothing, but finished cleaning his face before getting off of the bed. He watched as Kari then tackled Mimi to the floor, her lips clasping at the

strawberry blonde's hardening nipple. TK couldn't resist watching them from the bed. Hearing Mimi groan from Kari's attention made him grow a little horny.

Kari made a trail of butterfly kisses down Mimi's body to her dripping pussy. "Couldn't wait for me, could you, Mimi?" She joked before licking the older girl's

jewel, causing louder moans.

TK almost grabbed his hardening dick, but he grabbed his hands to prevent that action. I can wait a little longer… I hope.

Veemon: Ah, yes, hope…

Christochi-chan: He won't make it long.

Mimi bucked her hips to make Kari's tongue as she licked deep into her vagina. It brought back memories of her time with Matt and Sora. Finally, she came into

Kari face as Kari had done to TK earlier. Kari licked up most of it before standing up to look at her boyfriend. "You up for some more, lover?"

All: (WWF Fans) OH HELL NO!!!!!

(pause)

R80: Alright, I officially declare that rant dead for the rest of this fic.

TK could only nod, his rod throbbing with excitement.

"You take him first, Mimi. That is, if I haven't already spent you."

(D-Generation X)

Keramon: For the thousands in attendance…

Veemon: …And for the millions viewing from home…

Lyeernmon: …LLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLETS GET READY TO…

All: SUCK IT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

(pause)

Christochi-chan: Shit, the sucking's already over.

All: D'OH!!!!

Mimi shook her head before walking over to TK and laying on top of him. "I'll be gentle," she whispered before she kissed him. TK kissed back, his tongue rushing

to meet Mimi's in erotic battle. His hands roamed her body, both back and front. His fingers toyed with her nipples before he moved his tongue to them.

Keramon: (Cartman from South Park) (i.e. the episode where he thinks he's a Vietnamese prostitute named Ming Lin) 8 DOLLA?! 8 DOLLA!? YOU GIVE ME 8 DOLLA, JO-JO BOY!

"Oh yes," Mimi whispered. She moved so that TK was now atop of her. He suckled and pulled at her breasts with the utmost care. His one hand then moved down

to her sex, rubbing her clitoris. Her cries grew louder and louder from this. She couldn't stand it anymore, and spread her legs open. "Fuck me! Takeru, put your

cock inside me and fuck me!"

Keramon: (Cartman again, same episode) HURRA HURRA PLEA PLEA HO HO SUCKY SUCKY!!!!!!!!!

Losing some of his control, TK obeyed and shoved his rod into her. Before my first time with Kari, I dreamed about this once. I never thought it would

happen after that. After waiting for Mimi to adjust to his invasion, he started humping her slowly. She moved her arms around him to draw his body closer to hers.

"Harder! Fuck me harder!" It's been so long… since I felt this good!

TK grunted as he increased the strength of his thrusts. I hope Kari doesn't take this the wrong way. His balls ached and felt like they would burst, but he kept

going. He lost all sense but the pleasure of his rod driving into her cunt. Suddenly, he felt his member twitch, signaling the coming flood. "I'M COMING MIMI!"

R80: (surfer voice) Catch the wave, babe!

Mimi felt TK's twitch as well as her own in her sex. She gave into the flames of desire as another orgasm that felt like a tsunami hit her the same time as TK released

his seed into her womb. Her back arched from the shock of pleasure. "OH MY GOD!!!!"

R80: IT'S TIME, EVERYONE! NOW!!!!!!!!!!!

All: ECW! ECW! ECW! ECW!

It took the two a few minutes to realize they forgot about Kari. An orgasmic cry caught their attention as they broke apart, and they looked around the room. Kari was on her knees, her fingers deep in her flower and a small pool of her nectar below her on the floor. She was panting hard. "You two got me riled up," she said, blushing.

TK laid on his back. "Are you up for one more orgasm?"

Lyeernmon: We REALLY should do the WWF Fans rant again, but we've already over used it.

R80: Actually, we still got one more go left.

Keramon: Okay.

All: (WWF Fans) OH HELL NO!

He got his answer as Kari jumped at him and kissed him hard. She then positioned herself over his cock and lowered herself onto him, her lingering juices dripping

into his midsection.

Mimi moved her pussy over TK's mouth, her back to Kari. "Suck me," she said.

Christochi-chan: (Road Dogg Jesse James) NON, TWO TEARS IN A BUCKET, AND IF YOU AIN'T DOWN WITH THAT, WE'VE GOT TWO WORDS FOR YA...

All: SUCK IT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

TK obliged by grabbing her ass to pull her lower lips closer to his awaiting tongue. Mimi gasped and grabbed his head, pulling him closer to her sex, softly calling out

his name. She soon felt Kari's hands on her bosoms, pinching her nipples, as the younger girl started bouncing up and down on TK's member.

TK was in heaven. Fucking both Mimi and Kari at the same time was nothing he could have ever dreamed of. Soon, he felt Mimi's nectar spraying into his face as

her third orgasm hit.

Gotsumon: Third times the charm.

Jesanae-chan: Yeah, maybe it's over.

Suddenly, Mimi turned around and bent forward to lick both the base of TK's dick and Kari's pussy while she continued to bounce on him. Kari groaned louder

from this, as did TK. They both reached the breaking point and came at the same moment, Kari quickly pulled out of TK, their combined sexual fluids oozing out of

her hole so Mimi could have a taste.

Jesanae-chan: Please God!!! Save us from this horrible sex shit!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

(all stare)

Christochi-chan: Hey, Jesse's free of the horniness.

All: Cool!

TK gasped for air. "I never felt anything like that. Mimi, Kari, thank you."

Mimi slowly got up and off the bed. She looked at her stained bed sheets and her floor. "I'll have to get those stains out right away, especially the one out of the

floor." Picking up her underwear and dress, she went for the door. "I'll be back to clean up the floor and then I'll take you two home. Wait here if you want." With

that, she left.

Kari laid on top of TK, her finger lazily tracing one of his pecks. "That was fun," she said. "Don't you agree?"

R80: NOBODY DO IT!!!!!! NO MORE WWF!!!!!!!

Christochi-chan: What about WCW?

(all look at him like he's Davis)

Keramon: WCW sucks.

Christochi-chan: I just mean DDP.

All: Oh, okay, that's different.

"Mm-hm. But I think I like having you all to myself, if you don't mind."

Kari flashed a perverted grin. "Fine by me." She got off and turned her back to him. "I still have enough left for one more go." She pointed at her swollen sex. "Do

me like this. Please?"

TK said nothing, but rubbed his cock against Kari to get it hard again before inserting himself into her. "I love you, my horny angel."

"And I you, sexy." Kari then began to move towards TK after he pulled back a bit. They moved like this while TK roamed her chest with his hands. He leaned

forward to nip at her neck, knowing she liked it.

Veemon: (Dr. Dre) Yea, ya know you like this, bitch!

R80: NOW YOU'VE GONE TO FAR!!!! (attacks the muse)

"Oh baby," she cooed aloud. "Fuck me! Squeeze me! Love me!" She bucked her hips faster as she neared her climax once again. They yelled out each other's

names as the heat consumed them, and collapsed onto the bed, with TK on top of Kari.

Christochi-chan: (Diamond Dallas Page) BANG!

"N-no more…" TK muttered. "I don't… think I can take it."

"I understand, Takeru. You've done enough for tonight. And by the way Mimi was screaming, you did both of us very well."

"Speaking of Mimi, we'd better get dressed before she comes back."

TK kissed Kari good night before going back down to Mimi's car. They left Kari's apartment and soon came to TK's. Mimi insisted on walking him to his room, so

TK let her. Once there, TK said, "I had a great time tonight, Mimi. Plus I'm glad you're not really dating my brother or else he'd have killed me for what we did

earlier tonight."

Keramon: With any luck, he still might.

"I'm glad TK." Mimi then hugged and kissed him on the lips softly. "If things don't work out," she said before breaking away. "Between you and Kari, I'll be

waiting."

TK gasped. "M-M-Mimi!"

Jesanae-chan: Okay, T.K., just take Chris' gun and…

Christochi-chan: (Diamond Dallas Page) BANG!

"TK, just remember my offer. And that I said IF things don't work out. If they do, I'll still be your friend and Kari's." She blew him a kiss before turning and walked

away, leaving TK standing alone.

"Thanks, Mimi," he said before going into his apartment. "I'll keep it in mind."

All: THANK GOD IT'S OVER

Ending 1…

All: WHAT THE FUCK!?!?!?!

"…I now pronounce you husband and wife, and present to everyone Mr and Mrs. Takeru Takaishi. You may now kiss the bride."

Lyeernmon: I HATE epilogues.

TK had been waiting for those words. He removed the veil from Kari's face and kissed her softly. Thunderous cheers came from the crowd in the church, Mimi's

being the loudest. She was sitting beside Tai and his wife Jun.

Christochi-chan: Ah, Hikeru Takari, the single greatest coupling in Digimon.

Jesanae-chan: (rolling on the floor, laughing her ass off) TAI AND HIS WIFE JUN??? HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

At the reception, Mimi walked over to the bride and groom. "I'm so glad things worked out for you two," she said. "But, Kari, I'd better not find out that you're not making TK happy."

Kari smiled. "You'll be the first to know if I do. And that is a big IF." She then kissed TK's cheek.

"I'm glad we can still be friends," TK said. "And that's all that matters."

Mimi then said her good-byes, and left.

All: FINALLY, IT'S FINALLY OVER!!!

Ending 2…

All: (incoherent screaming, cursing, and convulsions)

"…I now pronounce you husband and wife, and present to everyone Mr and Mrs. Takeru Takaishi. You may now kiss the bride."

That was all TK needed to hear. Moving the veil, he kissed Mimi on her sweet lips.

All: NOOOOO!!!! TAKIMI!!!!!!!!! AAAHHH!!!!!!!!!!

Davis and Kari Motomiya clapped loudly alongside Tai and Sora, louder than anyone else in the church. Kari could hardly believe that TK and Mimi were now

married, but then she remembered the threesome she had with them and remembered that was the beginning of the end for her and TK's relationship. TK had told

her of Mimi's offer, but it didn't change her feelings. Then she became suspicious of him and then finally left him for Davis.

All: DAIKARI!!!!!!!!!!! TORTURE!! AAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

It was a mistake to suspect him of cheating on me, I know, she thought. But at least it gave way to TK and Mimi being together. I was just lucky we're still

friends. She looked at the still kissing bride and groom. I'm happy for you, TK.

Keramon: But are you happy, Kari???

The End

All: THE END! WE SEE THE END!!! IT'S DONE!! IT'S OVER!!! IT'S FINALLY FUCKING OVER!!!!!!!!!!!!! PRAISE JESUS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

(outside the theater)

Jesse: (bending over a toilet) Daikari…Takimi… (vomits)

Keramon: (paler than Jaina) …the horror…

Rob: Sorry, guys.

All: FUCK OFF ROB!!! YOU WROTE THE DAMN FIC!!!!!

The Muses: Even we couldn't take it, boss!

Rob: YOU TWO GAVE ME THE IDEA FOR THE FREAKING TRILOGY!!!!!

The Muses: (nervously) Hehehehe…right again, sorry.

(the horrible lights and sirens go off)

Chris: One final friggin' time, WE'VE GOT FANFIC SIGN!!!!!

** Before I forget, some of the above jokes, rants, and references belong to Hikari4Takeru, or H4T, a real sweet cutie ^_^