Digimon Fan Fiction ❯ MSTing: The Fight to Avenge ❯ The Pain and Torture ( One-Shot )

((ALL enter the mini-movie theater))

ASHLEY- Well, I guess we're here…

BRANDY- I can't wait! It'll be like Mystery Science Theater 3000!!!

WHITNEY- And share the pain?

BRANDY- Waaaaaah…

The Fight to Avenge

WHITNEY- To Avenge the fall of the Taito?

BRANDY- To avenge the death of Iori?

ASHLEY- To avenge the pains of us that is starting?

Rated: PG-13 for violence and language

BRANDY- Is this the rip-off of Mortal Kombat?

ASHLEY- *groans* I hated the second movie…

By: AngelWingAsh

WHITNEY- You're famous, Ashley!!!

ASHLEY- Don't remind me!!!

*I don't own Digimon

ALL- WE WANT TO THOUGH!

- except Ashley Katrinka and Rain Katrinka!

BRANDY- I mostly own Rain, author!!!

ASHLEY- And that author is me?

BRANDY- Sorry. But still!

Oh, man, they're pissed… *

WHITNEY- That Daisuke and Takeru cheated on them just to be together with each other?

ASHLEY and BRANDY- Whitney!

Ashley: You damn right Hikari made me pissed, that little bitch!!

BRANDY- Is Ashley talking to the author or to herself?

AWA: So… yea, can't blame ya… she deserted poor Daisuke for Takeru!!! I feel even sorrier for your sister, Rain…

BRANDY and WHITNEY- EVIL TAKARIIIIIIIII!!!!!!!!!!!! ASHLEY!!! WHY DID YOU?!?!

ASHLEY- *shrugs*

Rain: Takeru… why?

BRANDY- Why do you fall for that conniving-?

ASHLEY and WHITNEY- NO!

BRANDY- Me sorry.

Ashley: It's that little biyatch that took Takeru from Rain!! That's the other reason why that little slut-

BRANDY- Is she talking like a `wigger'?

*WHITNEY and ASHLEY dies laughing*

Hikari: ASHLEY! I'm no slut!!

BRANDY (Hikari) - I'M A WHORE! Where's Daisuke?!

ASHLEY- Brandy!

Ashley: Yeah? Then why did you desert poor Dai-chan, huh?!

WHITNEY- Yeah, why did you!?

BRANDY- Daisuke was outta money when-

*ASHLEY clamps BRANDY's mouth with her hand*

Kari: Um…Takeru…se-seems better, I guess…

WHITNEY (Hikari) - And I admit that I'm in a bad fic…

Rain: WHAT?!?!!?!? YOU LITTLE---!!!!!

BRANDY- WHORE!!!

ASHLEY- Alright quit that.

Ashley: Alright, bitch! Let's get in the damn ring-WWF style!!!!

WHITNEY- WWF?

ASHLEY- World Wrestling Federation.

BRANDY- Isn't that World Wrestling Entertainment now?

WHITNEY- Alright… but one question- WHAT DOES THE RING HAVE TO DEAL WITH AVENGING?!

ASHLEY- It's a bit complicated.

~Ring~

BRANDY- Is the ropes made of 14-karet gold?

AWA: OK, girls! I'm da ref. I want a good clean fight! First one to be KO'ed is nunthin' but a loser!!!!!!

ASHLEY- And I was talkin' like an idiot!

BRANDY- Wouldn't `baka' be good by now?

ASHLEY- Good point.

Hikari- But-but…

BRANDY (Hikari) - Tell that brawny red-head to take it easy!

WHITNEY- Maybe she was gone when Ashley was suspended 5 times for beating up kids at the playground.

AWA: Didja HEAR ME?!?!?!

ALL- No.

(Hikari nods) Good. Let's get it on!!

*ASHLEY and WHITNEY clamps BRANDY'S mouth with their hands*

Bell rings!

ASHLEY- Time for 4th hour hell!

Ashley tackles Hikari w/h her shoulder tackle.

WHITNEY- Is Ashley built like a football player?

Hikari fights backs w/h her fist.

BRANDY- Unfortunately, Ashley has the Supergirl abs.

((ASHLEY and WHITNEY looks at BRANDY))

BRANDY- Well, she's built like a rock right?

ASHLEY- Not really.

Ashley springs back at Hikari w/h a DDT.

BRANDY- Alright! How's that possible!?

ASHLEY and WHITNEY- It's just a fic…it's just a fic…

Ashley covers…

BRANDY- That huge rip on her skirt!

AWA: 1, 2…

ASHLEY- Yellow! Blue! Red!

Hikari's shoulder is up.

WHITNEY- Thus, it doesn't need any operations.

Ashley: I'm not gonna let you destroy Daisuke's life ya bitch!

ASHLEY- HEY! WAITAMINUTE!!! How can Hikari reverse the cycle?! She owns the Crest of Light, which it heals not destroy!

WHITNEY and BRANDY- FANGIRL! FANGIRL! FANGIRL!

Hikari: I was just interested in him for a minute!

BRANDY- Cuz he had a nice-

((ASHLEY looks at BRANDY))

BRANDY- …personality!

ASHLEY- …..

Ashley: And break his heart at the same time?!

WHITNEY- When the Digidestined turned on each other by breaking hearts!

Pulling hair, biting, punches…

ALL- CAT FIGHT! CAT FIGHT! CAT FIGHT!

~Audience~

ASHLEY- Like us, they are forced to experience pain like us from the fight and the fic.

Rain was sharing popcorn w/h Iori, Miyako and Ken.

WHITNEY- GIMME!

Ken: Rain, tell me why Hikari and Ashley are fighting again?

BRANDY(Rain)- They're not fighting. They're getting it on.

ASHLEY- BRANDELYNN!!! ONE MORE DIRTY RIFT AND I WILL DO A TAKARI LEMON INVOLVING SPANKING THAT IS UNDER INFLUENCE OF OSCAR!!!!

BRANDY- I'LLBEGOOD!I'LLBEGOOD!I'LLBEGOOD!I'LLBEGOOD…

Rain: (sighs)

WHITNEY- That damn kid doesn't listin doesn't he?

Ashley's very pissed at Hikari for breaking Daisuke's heart by after kissing him

ALL- Pain…pain… stupid Daikari…

saw Takeru,

ASHLEY(singing)…and I saw him…

and kissed HIM.

ALL- OH GOD!!!

I'm pissed too, but it's mostly Ashley's fight…

BRANDY- WAIT! This is totally Rain's fight too!!! Stupid baka author…

ASHLEY- I was back when.

Iori: …

WHITNEY(Iori)- I have a crush on you, Rain.

ASHLEY(Rain)- I was planning to dump Takeru anyway, cuz of that dirty…

BRANDY- Stooooooop…

Miyako: Uh-oh! I think Hikari's got her finisher set!!!

WHITNEY- Is it to talk her way out of the match?

BRANDY- Is it to say that she wants Daisuke?

ASHLEY- Is it to do a weak bitch slap to Ashley?

~Ring~

WHITNEY- Yeaaaa!!! It was raining on my wedding day and I got lucky that I got this ring for free!!!

Hikari sets Ashley up for something that resembles Stratus-faction,

ALL- Oh.

executes it;

ASHLEY- SPIRIT EVOLUTION!!!

BRANDY- Wrong season.

Hikari goes for the pin…

WHITNEY-… as she uses it to prick her finger…

ASHLEY- That was a bit dark.

AWA: 1…..2….

BRANDY- YOU'RE TOO DAMN SLOW REF!

Ashley "miraculously"

ASHLEY (J.R.) - IT'S A MIRACLE! MY GOD! OH MY GOD!

survived the finisher

ALL (singing) - I'm-a survivor! What!

and gets her shoulder up.

WHITNEY- Also, Ashley's shoulder doesn't need an operation either.

Hikari: The hell?

ALL- YEAH WHAT THE HELL!?

Ashley: I'm… (pant) not getting

BRANDY- Getting in bed with Ken again!

ASHLEY- Brandy…

BRANDY- C'mon! It's almost over!

(pant, pant) beaten by…….

WHITNEY(singing)- I'm a hazard to myself…

some bitch who think she can…..

ASHLEY- Act like Stephanie McMahon.

get away w/h this….

BRANDY- NEVER LET DADDY MCMAHON RUN HIS COMPANY WITH SUCK-ASS GAY WRESTLERS PRESELCTED BY HIS BILLION DOLLAR DAUGHTER!

ASHLEY- Brandy… you're pushing it…

Hikari pulls Ashley up by the hair

WHITNEY(Ashley)- You need to color you hair and make it to the roots!

and DDT's her hard

ASHLEY- Thus, almost breaks her nose…

and goes for the pin…

WHITNEY- To prick her other finger…

AWA:1, 2…

ASHLEY- You're too damn slow! Again.

Ashley got the shoulder up.

WHITNEY(Ashley)- NO OPERATION FOR ME!

Hikari tries again.

BRANDY- What is it with people doing the same failed technique twice?!

ASHLEY(Pokemon Trainer)- C'MON JOLTEON!!! TRY ANOTHER THUNDER AT THAT RYDON!

WHITNEY- FANGIRL! FANGIRL! FANGIRL!

ASHLEY- So I still like Pokemon. Sue me.

AWA: 1, 2…

ASHLEY- You're still too damn slow!

Ashley got the shoulder up again.

BRANDY(singing)- I get knocked down, but I get up again, you ain't gonna keep me down!

Hikari furiously tried again.

ASHLEY- Like a mom on a rag!

WHITNEY and BRANDY- Ewwwww…

AWA: 1,-

WHITNEY- Uno!

Ashley pushed Hikari off of her and gets up.

((ASHLEY clamps her hand on BRANDY's mouth))

Hikari attempts a clothesline,

BRANDY- With a piece of string!

but missed

WHITNEY(Nelson)- Haw! Haw!

and Ashley kicked her in the stomach

ASHLEY- Scooooooore!!!

((WHITNEY and BRANDY looks at her))

ASHLEY- At the gut.

WHITNEY and BRANDY- Alright…

and sets her up for the Pedigree,

BRANDY- Triple H's move!!!

executes it

ASHLEY- SPIRIT-

BRANDY- …..

and goes for the pin…

WHITNEY- To pin her own dress unlike Hikari!

AWA and the crowd: 1! 2! 3!

ASHLEY- Sure seems the crowd hate this fic too!

Bell rings

BRANDY- The weddin' bells….

Announcer: Here's your winner,

ALL- AND THE CURRENT PERSON WHO WE WIL KILL AFTER THIS FIC!

Ashley Katrinka!

ASHLEY- SHE IS DEAD!

After the commotion,

BRANDY- FANS! GATHER `ROUND AS THIS MYSERIOUS 11-YEAR-OLD KICKED THE CRAP OUT OF THE OTHER 11-YEAR-OLD!

fans were rushing for Ashley's autograph

WHITNEY- Hey wait, I was here for Hikari's.

and Daisuke approaches her.

ASHLEY- DAI!

Daisuke: I can't thank you enough, Ashley.

WHITNEY- For making this fic as bad as possible.

That fucking biyatch deserves a beating…

BRANDY- WHOA! Since when did he cuss like a wigger!?

((WHITNEY and ASHLEY die with laughter))

Ashley: Yea, she was stronger than I thought, but I prevailed!! ^_^

WHITNEY(Granny)- THAT SCRAWNY KID NEARY KICKED YOUR ASS?!

Daisuke: You wanna go to a restaurant?

BRANDY(Ashley)- Yea! Let's eat at an `All-you-can Eat'!

Ashley: Sure! G'bye, my loyal fans!

ASHLEY- And screw off forever!

~~*End*~~

WHITNEY- In HEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEELLL!!!!!

((ALL exit))

~Review Lounge~

AWA- They are soooo dead. *phone call*

Ashley- Boss? You guys actually got through the whole fic?!

Rain- Aw damn. This is isn't good…

Brandelynn- You damn right this isn't good.

AWA- Can you do me two favors when you're gonna remodel the lounge?

Ashley and Rain- Yes, Boss?

AWA- Don't' bother hiring me ex ever again and…

Shampoo- Make it more anime-oriented!!! And install a stereo with lots of Linkin Park!!!

Ashley- Uh… sure guys… We're so gonna be under budget…

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