Digimon Fan Fiction ❯ Payback is a B*tch ❯ The Prank ( Prologue )

[ T - Teen: Not suitable for readers under 13 ]
Crest: Happy one year to me! happy one year to me!
Kari: Ack!! Whats she babbeling on about?
Ken: It her one year anneiversery on FF.Net.
Kari: Kami-sama help us all if shes celebrating that.
Crest:Happy ONE YEAR TO ME!!!!!
Kari: Would you shut it!!
Ken: *Sweatdrops* Yup one year since today Kari and I became her offical muses, Crest posted her first story, and she was then offically brainwashed to become part of the insane ayslum known as FF.Net.
Crest: Im just so happy! *Cries* I know I have only written! Hey WAIT!! This is my 20th fic too!! WAHOOO!!!
Kari: -_-' It took her exactly a year to write 20 fics?Now thats pathetic.
Crest: ^_^;; You guys just do the disclaimer while I go gloat!
Kari: *Growls*
Ken: Just smile*Smiles* and nod. *Nods head*
Kari: The happy little Authoress Bitc-
Ken: She means Crest doesn't own anything but the idea for this story.
Kari* Glares at the Red headed 14 year old running in fields picking flowers and acting all cute.* Yup Im so going to get her back for this one of these days.
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Quick A/N: Okay I was going to post this on Apirl fools day but I thought well why not save it for My one year anneiversery, so I did. Don't worry this isn't the big story I was gloating about on my profile page Im going to post that tonight. Well the first chapter anyways. Ja!
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~PAY BACK IS A BITCH ~
by: Authoress*Crest


The DigiDestined were siting at a lunch table while Davis was talking to one of his soccer buddies.

"What do you think?"

"Davis Im not sure I mean I know you are the great prankster and all but this is just too bad. i wouldn't do it." Ian, the soccer goalie, told Davis as he ate his patato chips.

"Good if you dont like it then that means it the perfect plan. now I just need a partner." Davis smiled evily as he looked onto his DNA digivolving partner, Ken. (A/N: Just incase you didn't know in almost all my fics Ken has transferred to Odiaba after the battle with MaloMyotismon. ~_^)

"Perfect." The reddish brown head said as he walked over to the bluenette and sat down.

"Hiya Ken." Davis said inoccently.

"Uh.Hi...Davis?" The 13 year old greeted his friend.

"So how is everything going?"

"Fine..I guess?" Ken replied confused as to why Davis was acting alittle to nice.

"Well thats great. Look Ken I was wondering if you would help me with something?"

"Sure I can help you with whatever it is." When Ken said that Davis grabbed his hand started to the gym doors. "Thats great come on, dude."

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"What do you think Davis is doing?" Yolei asked her friends as she watched Davis drag Ken out of the gym.

"I dont know? Davis is just too hard to try and figure out." Kari told her lavendar haired friend.

"Still Davis is up to something I know he is." Yolei said matter-of-factly.

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"But Davis I cant do that. Everyone will get mad at me if I do."

"But Ken you said you would help me, and you never go back on your word." Davis practicly whined.

The holder of Kindness looked at his friend and sighed. 'I knew I should have asked what before I said I would help.'

"Alright Davis I guess I can help you, but how are you going to get them to fall for it?"

"Ahh thats the beauty of my plan. We ask them over to eat supper at my house and to watch movies and all that other junk. And then we will get them."

"If you say so." 'Yolei and everyone is sooo going to kick my ass when this is all over.'

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"So A+AB=? A=567 and B=98." (A/N: Stupid Math. FYI: Thats an actual problem in my math book) Tk mummbled as he read from his math workbook. He sighed and turned to were Kari was working.

The blonde took out his Dterminal and wrote a message and pressed send and watched as Kari started to giggle as her Dterminal vibrated.

She took out the email thing and read it.

Kari-
Got bored so I thought I would email you. Why do we have to learn to use letters in math? I mean isn't math suppose to be about numbers? Anyways is Mr. Nimrod (No Jeff Nimoy pun intended I think? -_-') wearing a wig? Never mind it just fell off. ^_^ And he doesn't even know it.HAHAHAHAHA!
-TK

Kari as she read the message looked up to find her once full haired teacher bald. Kari had to put a hand over her mouth to make sure she didn't laugh.

Her Dterminal vibrated again and she lookdown and clicked on the new mail it was from Yolie.

Kari-
Davis just invited me over for dinner and a movie and to spend the night he said he was going to invite the rest of you too. And he was giggleing me when he asked me. Do you know whats up?
-Yolie

Kari sighed she didn't know what was up with Davis he was acting funny for a couple of days now and no-one knew what in the heck was up with him.

Yolei-
No I dont know whats up with him but I guess we'll find out tonight huh?
-Kari
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~That Night at Davis'~

Davis smiled as he watched everyone but Ken start or already fall asleep.

When Tk's face went straight into his food Davis laughed. "Im suprised that the sleeping pill worked so quick. Well come on my parents and my sister aren't going to be back till tomorrow night so lets get everyone set up."

Davis and Ken picked up Yolei and started towards the bathroom where a make up kit was sitting.

"So um Davis what time did you say Mimi would be here to do the make up?" Ken asked as he set Yolei on the toilet.

"Right about." There was a knock on the door. "Now."

Davis left to answer the door while Ken closed his eyes and leaned back on the door. 'I sure am going to get my ass kicked when everyone wakes up but then again I would rather be pranker then the prankee.'

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Davis smiled at hi-er Mimi's handy work. "Thanks Mimi I owe you one."

"No problem Davis just dont tell anyone that I helped, well I gotta go I have a date tonight." with that the strawberry blonde left.

"Come on Ken its 9:00 we need to get to bed because we have to be the first up."

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~The Next Morning~ ^_^

'AAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!' Was the sound two 13 year old boys awoke too.

They ran out into the living room to find Yolie standing in the middle of the room looking well very funny.

Tk and Kari ran into the room soon followed by Cody.

Davis was trying not to laugh and Ken was smirking.

"Whats wrong Yolie?" Cody asked worried then stopped dead.

"Is it just me or is it alittle drafty in here?" The 10 year old slowly looked down and screamed as he saw what he was wearing.

Kari and Tk looked at each other and then screamed as well.

Davis was now on the ground laughing with tears coming down his face from laughing so hard.

Okay for those of you wondering this is what everyone was wearing side Ken and Davis.

Cody: Had a sheet over his bottom and his shirt was gone he had a bonnet on with his bangs in a little curely cue, that hung out from the bonnet. he had a pacifire hanging around his neck, and a rattle taped to his hand.

Tk: He had a long blond wig on and had a bra on with little tasels on the ends, and had a lacey real short skirt with Monopoly money hanging outof the skirt. He also had on really heavy dark make up on. He looked like he had been table dancing. THe lipstick on TK's face was smeared to look like sh-er he? had been kissing.

Yolei: She had on a clown outfit that looked like bozo only evil looking.

Kari: Well she had on a dutch girl outfit with lipstick smeared on her face to make it look like she was kissing some one. (coughtkcough)

Everyone well least to say was extremly pissed.

They all slowly turned to Davis who was slowly recovering from his little laugh fest. Ken took it apon himself to ease towards the door.

"DAVIS!!" They all yelled.

But before anyone knew anything Davis took a picture and ran off. (A/N: If you call locking yourself in your room running off. Kari: Would you just shut up and let the people read the fricking story. Crest: Touchy)

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~An hour 3 showers apiece 1 clothing change. 17 bowles of cereal and 2 fried eggs later.~

Ken was on his way home with the others, Davis was at home because everyone had said that if he wanted to come he had to dress up in some silly costume to hang out with them for that day.

Yolie had been walking behind everyone else trying to think of a way to get back at Davis.

She was thinking of the things that Davis liked.

1) Kari
2) Soccer
3) Chicken Fajita Pizza ( Mmm thats is such good pizza my mom makes it. Kari: Thats it if wont let the poor people read your story in peace I will have to fix it.* Gets duct tapes Crest Mouth shut* There finally peace and quiet)

Somehow she had to put that together to get him back. She looked up at Ken and her eyes widened as she had the greatest plan in the whole world.

She grinned, "Everyone stop I have the perfect plan to get Davis back!" She yelled triumphantly

"what is it?" Tk asked happy that someone had thought of something.

She looked at them. "We all know that Davis is basicly obessesed with Kari right?"

Everyone knodded.

"And we all know how much Kenny-chan here looks like a girl.And not just any girl, Kari SO all we have to do is-" She said grinning evily.

Kens eyes widened when he realized what she meant. "No! No Way in Heck am I doing what your thinking!" He hollered backing up waving his hands in defense.

"But Ken you owe us for not kicking your sweet ass when we found out you helped!" Yolie yelled at her boyfriend.

Ken sighed. 'What have I gotten myself into.' "Alright I'll help you."

Kari and Yolie squealed and high fived each other

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The Night Kari sat down and called Davis.

"Davis this is Kari."

"KARI!!!" He yelled as he jumped up and down in happiness.

"Look Im not mad about this morning infact I was wondering if tomorrow night around 7:00 we could go out on a date you like maybe go see a movie or something."

Without even thinking the gogglehead said'of coarse.'

"Great!" Kari smirked in triumph and hung up the phone.

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Ken winced as Mimi put temporary hair dye in his beautiful indigo hair.

"Stop worring Ken it will come out in a week." The now blue haired Mimi said as she covered the boys hair.

"Okay now for the perfect clothes."

Mimi smiled and got out a pink long sleeve dress some high heels and another Pink clip to go in kens hair.

"Alright now all I need to do before we can put this on you is shave your legs!"

"No Mimi come on. You guys I dont want to do this anymore I just want to go home and have a normal life instead of- Mph." Ken had to shut up because Yolei was kissing him.

When she pulled apart from him she smiled. "Now Kenny-Chan are you going to behave or do I have to tie you to a chair so we can get this done." Yolei said as she grabbed the first aid bandage just incase Ken didn't agree.

"But Yolei I dont want to look like Kari! I want to look like me!" Ken protested as he got up and ran to the living room.

Yolei shouted for Kari and Tk to grab him before he got out.

Luckily they cought him, and the held him down to a kitchen chair while Yolei tied Ken to the chair with first aid bandages pulled really tight they would come loose and then tied them into a double knot. Ken struggeled alittle but gave up. 'I hate my life. Now im going to be known as Kennya or something like that!' Ken kicked himself mentally for ever agreeing to do the whole prank thing Davis.

"There now we can continue with the fun!" Yolei proclaimed as Mimi came back in with shaving cream and a razor.

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Kari whisteled as Ken came into the living room with a pink long sleeve dress his now brown hair ouled back with that pink clip hi knee high socks and boots.

"But what about his voice? I mean no offense but he needs to sound like Kari for this to work." Tk said looking at his friend.

"Oh darn looks like I cant do this, oh well such a shame." Ken said as he (er she?) started to back outof the room.

"Oh no you dont I remember Izzy coming up with this project of his that changes someones voice so we will just ahve to go borrow it from him and record Kari's voice into it so it sounds like her." Mimi said as she dragged Ken outside to her car the others following.

"I hate my life."

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Davis sat at his house looking at the clock finally it dinged 7:00 and Davis hurried out of his house for the 5 minute walk to Tai's apartment buliding.

'Oh man I wonder what were going to do? I think maybe I should take her out on a walk and then maybe we should go out to eat, and then a movie? And then a good night kiss. YA that will work!'

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'I hate my life. I hate my life. I hate my life.' Ken kept saying over and over in his head as Kari and the other waited in the her bedroom while Ken set up front waiting for Davis.

He now not only looked like Kari he sounded like her as well.

There was a knock on the door and Ken slowly stood up humming the death march.

Ken opened the door and saw davis there, and Davis of coarse hugged Kari. "Thanks so much for saying you want to go on a date with me."

'OH Kami I cant do this hes my best friend theres no way in Digital Hell Im going to be able to do this.' Ken said as Davis let go of him and grabbed his arm and headed out the door.

"Come on Kari we have alot to do tonight."

~TBC~

Crest: Just had to stop there I just had to. I wanted to know what everyone thought.
Kari: No you just have to work on your other story for tonight and didn't want to deal with this one.
Crest: -_-' Yeah that too. heheh.
Ken: So are you going to tell them what the secret story is about?
Crest: ^_^ Sure. My other story is soo awsome. I want to tell you guys about it but all I can say is this. If you like Chibi (small) Ken and Ken hurt read my other story thats coming out in about 2 or so hours.
Kari: *Looks at duck tape that fell of off her mouth.* I will have my revenge! MWhahahahahahaha!!
Crest: I kinda think I will leave my room now shes starting to scare me.