Digimon Fan Fiction ❯ Payback is a B*tch ❯ The Date ( Chapter 1 )
[ T - Teen: Not suitable for readers under 13 ]
By: Crest_of_the_Clow 
Hehe....Please dont kill me guys, I cant help it. I mean do you really think Ken was gonna know what those were for anyways? Oh Well good thing it was Mimi to the rescue, right? Anyways, Kens getting pretty good at this dating stuff ain't he. ^^;
Anime/Manga: Digimon Fan Fiction | Genre(s): Comedy | Type: Other | Uploaded On: 09.19.2002 | Pages: 3 | Words: 2.0K | Visits: 343 | Status: Completed
Hehe....Please dont kill me guys, I cant help it. I mean do you really think Ken was gonna know what those were for anyways? Oh Well good thing it was Mimi to the rescue, right? Anyways, Kens getting pretty good at this dating stuff ain't he. ^^;
Anime/Manga: Digimon Fan Fiction | Genre(s): Comedy | Type: Other | Uploaded On: 09.19.2002 | Pages: 3 | Words: 2.0K | Visits: 343 | Status: Completed
Crest: Wow haven't gotten this many reviews in one day since Evil's Mask.
Kari: Which sucked too.
Crest: Why cant you leave me alone?
Kari: *Shrugs.*
Crest: Oh yeah 'Dark Angemon' thanks for telling me the answer one less problem to have done by Moneday. ^_^
Ken: *Huffs* I coulda helped you.
Crest: I know but well *Shrugs* Anyways heres another part THE DATE!! There should be one more chapter which will be THE AFTERMATH which will decide if this is DaiKen or not I had a request for it to end in DaiKen, but not sure.
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A/N: Thanks to Everyone who reviewed
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"So uh *Ahem*. Davis?" Ken asked as he and Davis walked down the street.
"Yes Kari my sweetheart?" Davis asked as hearts appeared in his eyes.
Ken stepped back alittle. 'How does Kari stand him?' "Uhm were are we going tonight?"
"First I thought we would go see a movie, and then maybe go and eat alittle soemthing and then take a nice long walk, and then alittle something special at the end of the night." Davis said winking.
'What the heck is the winking supose t- Oh God no he doesn't think hes-'
"Kari Come one or we are going to be late for the movie!" Davis whined as he grabbed Kari's hand and started running towards the Mega Plex where the movie, 40 days and 40 nights was playing.
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Kari, Tk, Mimi, and Yolei walked out of the Kari's bedroom.
"Good opperation Payback is on shedule." Yolei said as she and Kari high fived.
"Come on we have to go and catch up with Kenny-Girl *Giggel*I mean Boy and Davis." Mimi said as she walked out the door the others following her.
~*~*~*~*~*
Ken-er Kari? was sitting next to Davis in theater as the lights dimmed Davis who was really happy about this date put his hand on Ken's knee which made Ken eyes widen he was about to choke on his coke. 'Oh My God what on Earth does he think hes doing with his hand?' Ken thought as he took it off his knee and put it back onto Davis's knee.
Well to say the least Davis then put his arm around Ken's shoulder and pulled him close.
' I soooooooooo hate my life right now. When ever this is over with Im going to go midevil and kick some arse.' Ken thought to himself as he tried to pull away but Davis was taking the hint because he was to busy watching the movie.
Ken started to sniff something. 'What on Earth is that. *snif* Smell?' Ken slowly turned his ehad to Davis's armpit and almost gagged. 'God has he ever heard of deoderant?'
Trying to ignor that thought, Ken turned his head and started or rather tried to watch the movie.
Not being able to take the onion under arm smell Ken coughed and that got Davis' attention.
"What is it?" He asked looking at his 'girlfriend' or so he thought.
"Well I was wondering if I could use the Me-Ladies restroom." Ken cought himself.
"Sure." Davies let 'Kari' Kari out into the isle and he practicly ran out of the theater smelling the frsh air.
~*~*~*~*~*
Out in the lobby was Tk and the others Well everyone except Kari she was in the car trying to stay out of sight.
When Ken came running out of the theater heading towards the bathroom. They started laughing.
"This is turning out better then expected." Tk told Mimi.
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As Ken was about to enter the mens restroom, a young blonde lady that worked at the theater stopped him. "Sorry Ms. But thats the boys restroom, don't think you belong in there." She said smiling as if she had helped.
"T-thanks for telling ma'am." Ken said putting on a sickingly sweet smile. The lady nodded and left.
The brown haired Kari look alike sighed and looked at the girls restroom. "Where no man has gone before." Ken said as he entered the room and looked around for something to wet his face with but didn't see any papper towels just air hand dryers.
(A/N:Oh Kuso please dont hurt me for this part.) But he did find a sign that said .'Napkins' and another sign on the vending type machine that said 'Tampons', and alittle sign that said 10 cents.
'Hmm wonder why they would charge for napkins?' Ken thought as he got out 10 cents and put it in the part that said Napkins and turned it until his dime went clink and a 'Napkin' came out.
"Why in the world would the napkin come in a box that says Kotex??" Ken said as he look at cardboard box with white letters outlined in blue and then in pink.
"Well this is a girls restroom and girls like everything to be fancy." He said as he opened the box to find a *Ahem* Napkin.
"What in the hell is this thing? I know this isn't a napkin." He said as turned the thing over in his hand.
~*~*~*~*~*
Mimi taped her foot impaciently waiting for Ken to come out of the bathroom.
"What is taking him so long?" She asked as she looked at the girls bathroom door. "Im going to go in there and get him." THe blue haired girl said as she headed towards the bathroom.
"Wonder what Ken could be doing thats so important that he wouldn't be out there with Davis?" Yolei asked starring at Tk.
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"Why does it have this sticky thing on the back?" Ken asked as he peeled the coved over the tape. "Do you stick it to the wall or something?" He asked as he did just that stuck it to the wall.
Just then Mimi walked in and saw Ken her eyes widened as she saw him starring at a girls pad.
She ran over and slapped him upside the head. "Ken dont touch those. They aren't for playing around with." She said as she ripped it from the wall and threw it away.
"Then whats it for?" He asked.
"Well its for er..uhm..." Mimi blushed as she tried to think of how to put it.
"You know when a girl is moody during a peroid of a month?" Mimi asked her friend.
Ken nodded remembering when Yolei had been very moody.
"Well uh...its a um er... Ken stop stalling and just back out there to Davis and finish our prank, before I shove one of those pads down your throat." She said as she pushed Ken out of the door.
"come on Mimi this has gone far enough I dont want to go back out there to Davis. Please I will do anything but go back out there. Hes hitting on me and I dont like it!" Ken whined.
"Well then you shouldn't have helped him with his prank! Now come on and get back in there!" She said as she pushed Ken through the doors to the theater.
Ken paused and looked around and saw Davis waving for him to come back and sit down.
'Kari I have to tell you you are one strong girl for putting up with this.' Ken sighed as he put on a smiled and walked back to his seat.
"So um? Davis how about we leave the movie early and go and eat?" Ken said trying to make this date go alittle faster.
"But Kaaarrriiii I wreally wanted to seeee thisss movvviiieee!" Davis whined.
Now believe me when I say it does take alot anymore to really get Ken mad but when it happens it isn't a pretty site.
"Now listen here Davis. I dont want to sit here and watch a movie about some guy giving up sex for 40 days and then trying to do it with a Ms.Buttersworth bottle. (a/n: which I dont own.) So if you dont get up off your lazy goggelheaded ass right now Im going to scream until everyone known person in this world and the next becomes deaf!" Ken hollered as he saw Davis stand up straight as fast as he could and saluted 'her'.
"Good now come on lets go!" Ken said as he walked out of the theater. ' Man im starting like this.'
Davis muttered "must be pmsing."
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Tk grabbed Mimi and Yolei's arms and ducked behind a movie cardboard cut out of Pokemon the movie and watched as a huffy Ken walked out of the movie theater followed by a sad looking Davis.
"Wonder what happened?" Tk asked as he watched the two walk across to the exit.
"Do you think he tried to kiss him?" Mimi asked watching as the two exited the building.
"Davis isn't that stupid to kiss he-him right now is he?" Yolei asked as she ran out from behind the cut out and headed to follow the two.
"Well this is Davis we are talking about." Tk told them following Yolei.
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"So where are we going to go eat?" Ken asked finally calmed down, and now he was smiling.
Davis looked up and smiled at his friend and then stopped. 'Where have I seen that smile before?'
"Davis?"
"Oh we are going to go eat at the pizzaria. Its great. You should like it." He said as he once agains tarted to pull Ken along with him.
'I *sarcasticly* love my life. At least this date is almost over just have to eat and then a walk. Thats not to bad, come on Ken you can get throught his.' Ken thoguht to himself as he had to run to keep from being dragged by Davis.
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At the Pizzaria Davis and Ken where waiing for their pizza.
But Ken kept feeling something tounching his foot. 'Great now hes playing footsie! Why Me!' Trying to ignor it Ken looked over at a table to find Kari with a menu over her head Mimi laughing with Yolei having her hand over her mouth trying to make her stop. Tk was just holding in his laugh best he could.
Davis wouldn't stop he kept running his foot up and down Kens leg. Finally Ken had, had enough, taking his semi-high heel, he slammed his heel down onto Davis' foot.
Davis' eyes widened in pain as bowed and excused himself from the table and hopping off towards the bathroom.
Ken slammed his head down onto the table repeatidly.
"You know you could have just said stop, you didn't have to crush my foot." Davis pouted.
"Im sorry Davis, but well I didn't want to make you feel like a um weirdo?" Ken said trying to think of something good to say.
"Well its okay Kari. I know that you wouldn't want to make fun of me at a public place like this, your too nice and sweet." Davis said putting his hand over Kens.
"Infact you know you and Ken I think would be the only people that wouldn't do that." Davis said taking his hands into Kens.
"Wha?-" Ken asked his friend forgetting about the hands.
"Yeah anyone else would have just yelled at me to stop. But well to tell you the truth I would rather have my foot stopped on then being embarrased in a place like this."
Ken just starred at his friend. "Uh. Okay."
Davis ate his last piece of pizza and then looked at his date. "Well Im done how about I just tak eyou home?" Davis asked as he once again grabbed Kens hand and dragged him along.
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(Now the part Im sure everyone has been waiting for. THE KISS SCENE MWHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!)
Davis stood outside Kari's apartment Ken was leaned up against Kari's door waiting for Davis to say bye.
"Well Kari I know you really dont like me alot, and Im sorry for the prank, but dont hate me for this." Without another word Davis leaned forward and locked lips with Ken.
Kens eyes widened.
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Crest: Okay peoples here is the part where you decide. Ethier this will be a DaiKen or it shall remain a Kenlei. Votes need before Monday night so I can have the story ended by Tuesday.
Kari: Uh..............
Keen:................
Crest: ^_^ Exit stage right!
Kari: Which sucked too.
Crest: Why cant you leave me alone?
Kari: *Shrugs.*
Crest: Oh yeah 'Dark Angemon' thanks for telling me the answer one less problem to have done by Moneday. ^_^
Ken: *Huffs* I coulda helped you.
Crest: I know but well *Shrugs* Anyways heres another part THE DATE!! There should be one more chapter which will be THE AFTERMATH which will decide if this is DaiKen or not I had a request for it to end in DaiKen, but not sure.
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A/N: Thanks to Everyone who reviewed
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"So uh *Ahem*. Davis?" Ken asked as he and Davis walked down the street.
"Yes Kari my sweetheart?" Davis asked as hearts appeared in his eyes.
Ken stepped back alittle. 'How does Kari stand him?' "Uhm were are we going tonight?"
"First I thought we would go see a movie, and then maybe go and eat alittle soemthing and then take a nice long walk, and then alittle something special at the end of the night." Davis said winking.
'What the heck is the winking supose t- Oh God no he doesn't think hes-'
"Kari Come one or we are going to be late for the movie!" Davis whined as he grabbed Kari's hand and started running towards the Mega Plex where the movie, 40 days and 40 nights was playing.
~*~*~*~*~*
Kari, Tk, Mimi, and Yolei walked out of the Kari's bedroom.
"Good opperation Payback is on shedule." Yolei said as she and Kari high fived.
"Come on we have to go and catch up with Kenny-Girl *Giggel*I mean Boy and Davis." Mimi said as she walked out the door the others following her.
~*~*~*~*~*
Ken-er Kari? was sitting next to Davis in theater as the lights dimmed Davis who was really happy about this date put his hand on Ken's knee which made Ken eyes widen he was about to choke on his coke. 'Oh My God what on Earth does he think hes doing with his hand?' Ken thought as he took it off his knee and put it back onto Davis's knee.
Well to say the least Davis then put his arm around Ken's shoulder and pulled him close.
' I soooooooooo hate my life right now. When ever this is over with Im going to go midevil and kick some arse.' Ken thought to himself as he tried to pull away but Davis was taking the hint because he was to busy watching the movie.
Ken started to sniff something. 'What on Earth is that. *snif* Smell?' Ken slowly turned his ehad to Davis's armpit and almost gagged. 'God has he ever heard of deoderant?'
Trying to ignor that thought, Ken turned his head and started or rather tried to watch the movie.
Not being able to take the onion under arm smell Ken coughed and that got Davis' attention.
"What is it?" He asked looking at his 'girlfriend' or so he thought.
"Well I was wondering if I could use the Me-Ladies restroom." Ken cought himself.
"Sure." Davies let 'Kari' Kari out into the isle and he practicly ran out of the theater smelling the frsh air.
~*~*~*~*~*
Out in the lobby was Tk and the others Well everyone except Kari she was in the car trying to stay out of sight.
When Ken came running out of the theater heading towards the bathroom. They started laughing.
"This is turning out better then expected." Tk told Mimi.
~*~*~*~*~*
As Ken was about to enter the mens restroom, a young blonde lady that worked at the theater stopped him. "Sorry Ms. But thats the boys restroom, don't think you belong in there." She said smiling as if she had helped.
"T-thanks for telling ma'am." Ken said putting on a sickingly sweet smile. The lady nodded and left.
The brown haired Kari look alike sighed and looked at the girls restroom. "Where no man has gone before." Ken said as he entered the room and looked around for something to wet his face with but didn't see any papper towels just air hand dryers.
(A/N:Oh Kuso please dont hurt me for this part.) But he did find a sign that said .'Napkins' and another sign on the vending type machine that said 'Tampons', and alittle sign that said 10 cents.
'Hmm wonder why they would charge for napkins?' Ken thought as he got out 10 cents and put it in the part that said Napkins and turned it until his dime went clink and a 'Napkin' came out.
"Why in the world would the napkin come in a box that says Kotex??" Ken said as he look at cardboard box with white letters outlined in blue and then in pink.
"Well this is a girls restroom and girls like everything to be fancy." He said as he opened the box to find a *Ahem* Napkin.
"What in the hell is this thing? I know this isn't a napkin." He said as turned the thing over in his hand.
~*~*~*~*~*
Mimi taped her foot impaciently waiting for Ken to come out of the bathroom.
"What is taking him so long?" She asked as she looked at the girls bathroom door. "Im going to go in there and get him." THe blue haired girl said as she headed towards the bathroom.
"Wonder what Ken could be doing thats so important that he wouldn't be out there with Davis?" Yolei asked starring at Tk.
~*~*~*~*~*
"Why does it have this sticky thing on the back?" Ken asked as he peeled the coved over the tape. "Do you stick it to the wall or something?" He asked as he did just that stuck it to the wall.
Just then Mimi walked in and saw Ken her eyes widened as she saw him starring at a girls pad.
She ran over and slapped him upside the head. "Ken dont touch those. They aren't for playing around with." She said as she ripped it from the wall and threw it away.
"Then whats it for?" He asked.
"Well its for er..uhm..." Mimi blushed as she tried to think of how to put it.
"You know when a girl is moody during a peroid of a month?" Mimi asked her friend.
Ken nodded remembering when Yolei had been very moody.
"Well uh...its a um er... Ken stop stalling and just back out there to Davis and finish our prank, before I shove one of those pads down your throat." She said as she pushed Ken out of the door.
"come on Mimi this has gone far enough I dont want to go back out there to Davis. Please I will do anything but go back out there. Hes hitting on me and I dont like it!" Ken whined.
"Well then you shouldn't have helped him with his prank! Now come on and get back in there!" She said as she pushed Ken through the doors to the theater.
Ken paused and looked around and saw Davis waving for him to come back and sit down.
'Kari I have to tell you you are one strong girl for putting up with this.' Ken sighed as he put on a smiled and walked back to his seat.
"So um? Davis how about we leave the movie early and go and eat?" Ken said trying to make this date go alittle faster.
"But Kaaarrriiii I wreally wanted to seeee thisss movvviiieee!" Davis whined.
Now believe me when I say it does take alot anymore to really get Ken mad but when it happens it isn't a pretty site.
"Now listen here Davis. I dont want to sit here and watch a movie about some guy giving up sex for 40 days and then trying to do it with a Ms.Buttersworth bottle. (a/n: which I dont own.) So if you dont get up off your lazy goggelheaded ass right now Im going to scream until everyone known person in this world and the next becomes deaf!" Ken hollered as he saw Davis stand up straight as fast as he could and saluted 'her'.
"Good now come on lets go!" Ken said as he walked out of the theater. ' Man im starting like this.'
Davis muttered "must be pmsing."
~*~*~*~*~*
Tk grabbed Mimi and Yolei's arms and ducked behind a movie cardboard cut out of Pokemon the movie and watched as a huffy Ken walked out of the movie theater followed by a sad looking Davis.
"Wonder what happened?" Tk asked as he watched the two walk across to the exit.
"Do you think he tried to kiss him?" Mimi asked watching as the two exited the building.
"Davis isn't that stupid to kiss he-him right now is he?" Yolei asked as she ran out from behind the cut out and headed to follow the two.
"Well this is Davis we are talking about." Tk told them following Yolei.
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"So where are we going to go eat?" Ken asked finally calmed down, and now he was smiling.
Davis looked up and smiled at his friend and then stopped. 'Where have I seen that smile before?'
"Davis?"
"Oh we are going to go eat at the pizzaria. Its great. You should like it." He said as he once agains tarted to pull Ken along with him.
'I *sarcasticly* love my life. At least this date is almost over just have to eat and then a walk. Thats not to bad, come on Ken you can get throught his.' Ken thoguht to himself as he had to run to keep from being dragged by Davis.
~*~*~*~*~*
At the Pizzaria Davis and Ken where waiing for their pizza.
But Ken kept feeling something tounching his foot. 'Great now hes playing footsie! Why Me!' Trying to ignor it Ken looked over at a table to find Kari with a menu over her head Mimi laughing with Yolei having her hand over her mouth trying to make her stop. Tk was just holding in his laugh best he could.
Davis wouldn't stop he kept running his foot up and down Kens leg. Finally Ken had, had enough, taking his semi-high heel, he slammed his heel down onto Davis' foot.
Davis' eyes widened in pain as bowed and excused himself from the table and hopping off towards the bathroom.
Ken slammed his head down onto the table repeatidly.
"You know you could have just said stop, you didn't have to crush my foot." Davis pouted.
"Im sorry Davis, but well I didn't want to make you feel like a um weirdo?" Ken said trying to think of something good to say.
"Well its okay Kari. I know that you wouldn't want to make fun of me at a public place like this, your too nice and sweet." Davis said putting his hand over Kens.
"Infact you know you and Ken I think would be the only people that wouldn't do that." Davis said taking his hands into Kens.
"Wha?-" Ken asked his friend forgetting about the hands.
"Yeah anyone else would have just yelled at me to stop. But well to tell you the truth I would rather have my foot stopped on then being embarrased in a place like this."
Ken just starred at his friend. "Uh. Okay."
Davis ate his last piece of pizza and then looked at his date. "Well Im done how about I just tak eyou home?" Davis asked as he once again grabbed Kens hand and dragged him along.
~*~*~*~*~*
(Now the part Im sure everyone has been waiting for. THE KISS SCENE MWHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!)
Davis stood outside Kari's apartment Ken was leaned up against Kari's door waiting for Davis to say bye.
"Well Kari I know you really dont like me alot, and Im sorry for the prank, but dont hate me for this." Without another word Davis leaned forward and locked lips with Ken.
Kens eyes widened.
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Crest: Okay peoples here is the part where you decide. Ethier this will be a DaiKen or it shall remain a Kenlei. Votes need before Monday night so I can have the story ended by Tuesday.
Kari: Uh..............
Keen:................
Crest: ^_^ Exit stage right!