Digimon Fan Fiction ❯ Tai Live: PikaFlash's World DX ❯ Tai Live 4 ( Chapter 4 )
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By: PikaFlash 
Tai goes Taiing again over his studio while Judge Jun makes an appearence...
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Tai goes Taiing again over his studio while Judge Jun makes an appearence...
Anime/Manga: Digimon Fan Fiction | Genre(s): Action / Comedy | Type: Self Insertion | Uploaded On: 12.14.2001 | Pages: 6 | Words: 2.3K | Visits: 314 | Status: Completed
Tai Live: PikaFlash's World DX 4
By PikaFlash Tai at taichi_yagami_zero@yahoo.com.au
Opening Theme:
"He's *Smart*, *Cool* and as *Thin* as a whip(?)"
"The girls (*WHACK*) love him and the guys drink with him..."
"It's Tai and he's the man!!!"
Tai enters the studio...and waves at the audience...
Tai yells out, "BECAUSE THIS IS TAI LIVE!!! With The Creator of the Super TAI BOX, that
rivals PS2, Dreamcast, X-BOX and the Star CUBE, TAICHI YAGAMI!!!!"
Why DX?: The crew wanted to make Deluxe scenes, enjoyment and spaces...
Disclaimers: All characters, scenes, songs and stuff belong to their respective owners...
Discriptions of the possible scenes in Tai Live:
Opening Theme: Self-explained, Tai and a (few) Random character(s) would do a funny sketch for
as the Opening Theme of the episode...
Taiing with Tai: An interview where Tai will try to question Anime characters on topics of
Romance, Friendship, knowedge and more!!!
Spidey-Tai: aka. the "My Anime/Video Game Character sense's tingling" scene, and Tai will save
the character from mishaps and dangerous accidents...
Super TAI BOX: Originally meant to be the Tai Live Music video thingy, this is another of the
newest editions, where not only Tai (and a few other characters) gets to play as other
singers, but also, play as characters in a movie or even a VIDEO GAME!!! Whoever Tai dresses
will be enough to scare the daylights out of Bill Gates, the Nintento, Sony, Sega and the US
Presidents and even The Digimon Emperor!!!!!*Note: Or maybe that was just a joke, don't take
any offense, guys...*
The Space: Gatomon, Patamon, TK and Kari will be doing the spaces of the fic, which is
self-explained, that it's to use up the extra space...
Final Scene: This is where Izzy comes in, sometimes, Izzy will be seen in this part of the fic
(The end of the fic), and he will consider anything Digimon related, but for somethings won't
be considered as Digimon...sometimes you may not see Izzy, instead, you'll see Mrs. Sora
Yagami instead...
*************
Tai was on stage...
Tai: Ok, let's begin...first, we should give out to our readers our new format...yes. The
rumors are true, I am going to be a co-host to a Gay and Lesbian parade with Ash...anyway,
back to business, Tai Live is getting better by the minute. We have been looking on our budget
for getting ideas for sketches and scenes...so, we decided to do a little "Taiing" with me...
*Taiing with Tai*
Tai: Ok, when you get the chance, what is the biggest thing you want to do to Tai Live?
Sora: Ok, first, we need to add a bit of changes to the studio and the the audience seats...
*
Tai: This is our topic, "when you get the chance, what is the biggest thing you want to do
to Tai Live?"
Mimi: I want the studio to be pink...
*
Sora: ...the kitchen sink, the desk...
*
Tai: Well, when you get the chance, what is the biggest thing you want to do to Tai Live?
Ash: The thing I want to do, be myself...
*
Matt: Well, Tai, I suppose that I may try to remodel the stage for my band...
*
Sora: ...some flowers over here, here and here...
*
Goku: I don't mind if we can do some changes to the studio, as long as it's worthwhile...
*
Tai: Sora, maybe you should get married and be a housewife if you sound like that...
Sora: Sorry, Taichi-kins...
Tai: Taichi-kins? AWWW, ain't that sweet...
*
Tai: Mimi, having my studio all pink will make it look like your studio instead of mine...
*
Matt: I would say that put the Super Tai BOX in the middle of the episode...
Tai: That's what I did already, BAKA!!!
*
Jun: I suppose some Stupid People's Onion may have the answer, Baka!!!
*
Ranma: I don't suppose that's a good idea...
Tai: Really? Ok. Then what if I drown you into on of the Jyusenko Springs?
Ranma: I think I can reconsider that idea...
**
"The cases you are about to see are real, the people are real and unfortunetely, the voice
is also real..."
Matt and Tai were in the court room...
Judge Jun: Ohh, darling!!!
[Judge JUN!!!]
Matt: He just drove straight into my guitar and he just drove off. He didn't even stop to pay
for the damage!!!!
Jun: I'm sorry, darling, you deserve it, darling. I mean, look how ugly you are!!! And you
too!!! *pointing at Tai* People are like you deserve this by getting shot!!! You're guilty,
darling, GUILTY GUILTY GUILTY!!!
[Judge Jun!!!]
**
Tai was sitting at the studio...
Tai: Once in a while, we try to do this, but because of newer ideas coming out from us, we
have decide to have the idea of the Super TAI BOX...and remember, send us some ideas to
taichi_yagami_zero@yahoo.com.au to see us do these scenes for your enjoyment...
*THE SUPER TAI BOX!!!*
Narrator: Now this is the part where our hero Tai will pick a name from a box...and he must
do the scenes with the required people...
Tai's hands were seen handing out a slip of paper to Sora...as she read it, she got a
surprise...
This episode's idea was done by PikaFlash, where Tai and Sora must do this scene...from
Final Fantasy 7, the Well Scene...
Tai as Cloud
Sora as Tifa
*Well Scene, Original Script edited for the SUPER TAI BOX purposes*
Tai and Sora, as children, appear. Tai is sitting playing with his goggles on the well cover.
Sora enters from offscreen.)
Sora: "Sorry I'm late."
(She sits down.)
Sora: "You said you wanted to talk to me about something?"
Tai: "Come this spring.... I'm leaving this town for Midgar."
Sora: "........All boys are leaving our town."
Tai: "But I'm different from all of them. I'm not just going to find a job." (He stands.)
"I want to join SOLDIER." "I'm going to be the best there is, just like Sephiroth."
Sora: "Sephiroth.... The Great Sephiroth. I thought he was killed by some Trunks Wannabes..."
(Tai climbs to the top of the well and looks at the stars.)
Sora: "Isn't it hard to join SOLDIER?"
Tai: "...I probably wont be able to come back to this town for a while."
(Sora makes a motion then she falls off the well, then picks herself back up.)
Tai: "...huh?"
Sora: "Will you be in the newspapers if you do well?"
Tai: "I'll try."
Sora: "Hey, why don't we make a promise?"
"Umm, if you get really famous and I'm ever in a bind....."
"You come save me, all right?"
Tai: "What?"
Sora: "Whenever I"m in trouble, my hero will come and rescue me."
"I want to at least experience that once."
Tai: "What?"
Sora: "Come on--! Promise me----!"
Tai: "All right.... I promise." (Behind Tai's back, he crosses his fingers(or what look
like fingers))
(The camera pans up to show the starry night sky. A falling star streaks its white trail
across the dark blue sky as we can hear 2 people smooching...and then a crash...)
*Tai: Also, do not forget to send ideas for the SUPER TAI BOX to me at
taichi_yagami_zero@yahoo.com.au*
Tai was on stage...
Tai: Ok, definetely Spring is in the air, and when I read these magazines, it has a theme with
ROMANCE, as we go Taiing with TAI for Valentines day!!!
*Taiing with Tai*
Tai: What is the most romantic thing you have ever done?
Mimi: Errr, well, making out, in the living room in candle light, drinking wine...
*
Matt: I would say making out on top of a hill...
Tai: Wow!!! I say that your girlfriend has brought up the hill on the hill...if you get the
idea...
*
Jun: Go have a tan at the beach...
*
Mimi: Making love in a private beach...
Tai: Hello, now that's another one. And I suppose the tough part is the sands right?
*
Tai: What is the most romantic thing you have ever wanted to do?
Kari: Having myself picked up by my dream man...
Tai: Literally?
Kari: Yeah, actually, that's kinda romantic...
*
Mimi: Also, going on a trip to America...
Tai: You seen the Big Apple?
Mimi: Yep.
Tai: It's big, it's an apple, It's the "Big Apple"...
*
Tai: TK, you want to have the honors?
TK: Sure. *Picks Kari up*
*
Sora: We found a dead bird, so my boyfriend bought me a china bird to remind me of the dead
bird...
Tai: Hello!!! And *I* gave you the bird to remember him by...
Sora: Yeah!
*
Goku: Errr, I can't explain that...
Tai: Than what's with the ring?
*
Tai: You think your husbands not romantic?
Chichi: Yep...
*
Tai: Did you think of giving her a china bird?
Goku: No.
Tai: You tight Ba$+ard!!!
*
Tai: What's wrong being romantic? Would it kill you?
Goku: Yeah, if you over do it.
Tai: And if you get pricked by a rose, you'd bleed to death...
Goku: Right...
*
Tai: What about a kiss, Sora?
Sora kisses Tai...
Tai: Now that's romantic!!! And remember, mot chocolates or flowers...
Sora: China birds...
*
Yolei: After all these romances, I forgot it's true meaning...
Tai: I'd give you a China Bird to remember...
*
Tai: And thus the world revolves around love...
Goku was holding a bouquet of flowers...
Tai: I thought you can't explain that?
Goku: I changed my mind...
Tai: After talking to me?
Goku: Yep. And you have seen the most romantic I have ever done...
Tai: Yep. This is the first to a larger world...
Goku: And to Chichi, I love you...
Tai: Now that's romantic. Ever thought of buying a China bird?
Goku: No.
Tai: Ok, there's a pottery shop that may sell some...
Goku: Thanks!! *Goku runs off*
**
Tai: Well, alls well, ends well. Well, sometimes Spring can be a pain...as in Spring
Cleaning... *Tai pauses and holds his head* My Anime/Video Game Character sense's tingling...a
character is in danger...I'll be right back.
Tai runs and takes a Razor Scooter and rode it down a road...then on the road is Squall,
Seifer and Zell driving the Garden Car...
Tai: Squall! Don't drive the Garden Car! The Brake cable's loose!
Squall/Seifer/Zell: OH NO!!!
Tai grabs the car and stops it by pulling it...then Squall, Seifer and Zell got out of the
car...
Squall/Seifer/Zell: Thanks Tai, you saved our lives.
Then Squall, Seifer, Zell and Tai did their "Victory Poses"...
Tai rides back to the stage...
Tai: Crisis over...
*
*Final Scene*
Tai was wearing Sora's outfit on the dark stage...
Tai: Welcome, I'm Mrs. Yagami. But you can call me Sora...because I'm a widow...and in
this part of the show, I will show the "What Ifs" of my life...
The stage lights were turned on and Tai was in her(he's playing as Sora, remember?)
apartment...
Tai was cleaning up the apartment...when Yolei and Mimi returned from shopping trhough the
front door...
Yolei: MOM!!!
Mimi: MOM!!!
Tai: Yes, girls?
Yolei: We're going to try on our new outfits for our boyfriends to see. IF they come, call
us...
Tai: Ok. *thinking* Do I have to act as the father too?
Yolei and Mimi left the stage...
Tai: Tai!!! Why did you have to die?!
The stage was fading black and Sora dressed as Tai was standing under a spotlight with special
effects...
Sora: Because I had cancer...so that was the problem...
Tai: I feel sorry for you Sora, the doctors couldn't do anything...
Sora: At least I can watch over our children without telling them...
Tai: Good point...
Then the stage lights were turned back on...as 2 guys(Ken and Matt) were at the door...
Matt: Is this Mimi's mother's apartment?
Tai: Yes it is. Please, come in. But before I can let you in, I notice a guitar you were
holding...
Ken: Yeah, we both wrote our own songs to sing to our girlfriends...you want to listen?
Tai: Yeah. Ok, the blonde goes first...
Matt: Great. *strungs guitar* "I LOVE YOU SO..."
Tai: Stop!!! I think I get the idea...ok, the purple-haired kid...
Ken: Ok, this is a song to a certain purple-haired girl...*breaths in* "I LOVE YOU! I LOVE
YOU! I LOVE YOU. I LOVE YOU. I LOVE YOU!!!!!!!! I LOVE YOU!!! I LOVE YOU, *follows Tai around
the house for (her) to listen* I LOVE YOU!!! I LOOOOOOVVVVEEEE YOUUUUUUU!!!!" *song finishes*
Tai: WHAT'S WITH ALL THIS "I LOVE YOU!!!"? I think that's pathetic...
Matt: I told you. At least I have four words...
Then the stage fades to black as spotlight shines on Tai...
Tai: Guess what happens on the next episode? Till next time on Tai Live...
*Preview for the next Tai Live...*
*Opening scene:*
Jerry Springler: I hate Teletubbies...
Mimi: I can't believe we must work with him. Look at his ears...
Chichi: I reckoned that you look like a fat Teletubby that needs to go on a diet...
Mimi: Oh yeah!!! We shall see...
Tai: Excuse me ladies, excuse me ladies. I think I'm in the wrong show...
*Introduction*
Tai: I like to admit that I am a shortarse...but a girl wanted to be surgically stretched
because she does not recieve the minimum height requirment...like this, "Would you like
Chicken or beef?" "Let me think...wait a minute!!! YOU ARE BELOW THE HEIGHT REQUIREMENT BY
an INCH!!!" Well, why would she do this when there are other jobs in the Flight industry...
*Final Scene*
Tai: Please, please, come in...
Izzy and Joe were sitting on the floor...
*End of fic*
This fic belongs to Tai Enterprises 2001...
By PikaFlash Tai at taichi_yagami_zero@yahoo.com.au
Opening Theme:
"He's *Smart*, *Cool* and as *Thin* as a whip(?)"
"The girls (*WHACK*) love him and the guys drink with him..."
"It's Tai and he's the man!!!"
Tai enters the studio...and waves at the audience...
Tai yells out, "BECAUSE THIS IS TAI LIVE!!! With The Creator of the Super TAI BOX, that
rivals PS2, Dreamcast, X-BOX and the Star CUBE, TAICHI YAGAMI!!!!"
Why DX?: The crew wanted to make Deluxe scenes, enjoyment and spaces...
Disclaimers: All characters, scenes, songs and stuff belong to their respective owners...
Discriptions of the possible scenes in Tai Live:
Opening Theme: Self-explained, Tai and a (few) Random character(s) would do a funny sketch for
as the Opening Theme of the episode...
Taiing with Tai: An interview where Tai will try to question Anime characters on topics of
Romance, Friendship, knowedge and more!!!
Spidey-Tai: aka. the "My Anime/Video Game Character sense's tingling" scene, and Tai will save
the character from mishaps and dangerous accidents...
Super TAI BOX: Originally meant to be the Tai Live Music video thingy, this is another of the
newest editions, where not only Tai (and a few other characters) gets to play as other
singers, but also, play as characters in a movie or even a VIDEO GAME!!! Whoever Tai dresses
will be enough to scare the daylights out of Bill Gates, the Nintento, Sony, Sega and the US
Presidents and even The Digimon Emperor!!!!!*Note: Or maybe that was just a joke, don't take
any offense, guys...*
The Space: Gatomon, Patamon, TK and Kari will be doing the spaces of the fic, which is
self-explained, that it's to use up the extra space...
Final Scene: This is where Izzy comes in, sometimes, Izzy will be seen in this part of the fic
(The end of the fic), and he will consider anything Digimon related, but for somethings won't
be considered as Digimon...sometimes you may not see Izzy, instead, you'll see Mrs. Sora
Yagami instead...
*************
Tai was on stage...
Tai: Ok, let's begin...first, we should give out to our readers our new format...yes. The
rumors are true, I am going to be a co-host to a Gay and Lesbian parade with Ash...anyway,
back to business, Tai Live is getting better by the minute. We have been looking on our budget
for getting ideas for sketches and scenes...so, we decided to do a little "Taiing" with me...
*Taiing with Tai*
Tai: Ok, when you get the chance, what is the biggest thing you want to do to Tai Live?
Sora: Ok, first, we need to add a bit of changes to the studio and the the audience seats...
*
Tai: This is our topic, "when you get the chance, what is the biggest thing you want to do
to Tai Live?"
Mimi: I want the studio to be pink...
*
Sora: ...the kitchen sink, the desk...
*
Tai: Well, when you get the chance, what is the biggest thing you want to do to Tai Live?
Ash: The thing I want to do, be myself...
*
Matt: Well, Tai, I suppose that I may try to remodel the stage for my band...
*
Sora: ...some flowers over here, here and here...
*
Goku: I don't mind if we can do some changes to the studio, as long as it's worthwhile...
*
Tai: Sora, maybe you should get married and be a housewife if you sound like that...
Sora: Sorry, Taichi-kins...
Tai: Taichi-kins? AWWW, ain't that sweet...
*
Tai: Mimi, having my studio all pink will make it look like your studio instead of mine...
*
Matt: I would say that put the Super Tai BOX in the middle of the episode...
Tai: That's what I did already, BAKA!!!
*
Jun: I suppose some Stupid People's Onion may have the answer, Baka!!!
*
Ranma: I don't suppose that's a good idea...
Tai: Really? Ok. Then what if I drown you into on of the Jyusenko Springs?
Ranma: I think I can reconsider that idea...
**
"The cases you are about to see are real, the people are real and unfortunetely, the voice
is also real..."
Matt and Tai were in the court room...
Judge Jun: Ohh, darling!!!
[Judge JUN!!!]
Matt: He just drove straight into my guitar and he just drove off. He didn't even stop to pay
for the damage!!!!
Jun: I'm sorry, darling, you deserve it, darling. I mean, look how ugly you are!!! And you
too!!! *pointing at Tai* People are like you deserve this by getting shot!!! You're guilty,
darling, GUILTY GUILTY GUILTY!!!
[Judge Jun!!!]
**
Tai was sitting at the studio...
Tai: Once in a while, we try to do this, but because of newer ideas coming out from us, we
have decide to have the idea of the Super TAI BOX...and remember, send us some ideas to
taichi_yagami_zero@yahoo.com.au to see us do these scenes for your enjoyment...
*THE SUPER TAI BOX!!!*
Narrator: Now this is the part where our hero Tai will pick a name from a box...and he must
do the scenes with the required people...
Tai's hands were seen handing out a slip of paper to Sora...as she read it, she got a
surprise...
This episode's idea was done by PikaFlash, where Tai and Sora must do this scene...from
Final Fantasy 7, the Well Scene...
Tai as Cloud
Sora as Tifa
*Well Scene, Original Script edited for the SUPER TAI BOX purposes*
Tai and Sora, as children, appear. Tai is sitting playing with his goggles on the well cover.
Sora enters from offscreen.)
Sora: "Sorry I'm late."
(She sits down.)
Sora: "You said you wanted to talk to me about something?"
Tai: "Come this spring.... I'm leaving this town for Midgar."
Sora: "........All boys are leaving our town."
Tai: "But I'm different from all of them. I'm not just going to find a job." (He stands.)
"I want to join SOLDIER." "I'm going to be the best there is, just like Sephiroth."
Sora: "Sephiroth.... The Great Sephiroth. I thought he was killed by some Trunks Wannabes..."
(Tai climbs to the top of the well and looks at the stars.)
Sora: "Isn't it hard to join SOLDIER?"
Tai: "...I probably wont be able to come back to this town for a while."
(Sora makes a motion then she falls off the well, then picks herself back up.)
Tai: "...huh?"
Sora: "Will you be in the newspapers if you do well?"
Tai: "I'll try."
Sora: "Hey, why don't we make a promise?"
"Umm, if you get really famous and I'm ever in a bind....."
"You come save me, all right?"
Tai: "What?"
Sora: "Whenever I"m in trouble, my hero will come and rescue me."
"I want to at least experience that once."
Tai: "What?"
Sora: "Come on--! Promise me----!"
Tai: "All right.... I promise." (Behind Tai's back, he crosses his fingers(or what look
like fingers))
(The camera pans up to show the starry night sky. A falling star streaks its white trail
across the dark blue sky as we can hear 2 people smooching...and then a crash...)
*Tai: Also, do not forget to send ideas for the SUPER TAI BOX to me at
taichi_yagami_zero@yahoo.com.au*
Tai was on stage...
Tai: Ok, definetely Spring is in the air, and when I read these magazines, it has a theme with
ROMANCE, as we go Taiing with TAI for Valentines day!!!
*Taiing with Tai*
Tai: What is the most romantic thing you have ever done?
Mimi: Errr, well, making out, in the living room in candle light, drinking wine...
*
Matt: I would say making out on top of a hill...
Tai: Wow!!! I say that your girlfriend has brought up the hill on the hill...if you get the
idea...
*
Jun: Go have a tan at the beach...
*
Mimi: Making love in a private beach...
Tai: Hello, now that's another one. And I suppose the tough part is the sands right?
*
Tai: What is the most romantic thing you have ever wanted to do?
Kari: Having myself picked up by my dream man...
Tai: Literally?
Kari: Yeah, actually, that's kinda romantic...
*
Mimi: Also, going on a trip to America...
Tai: You seen the Big Apple?
Mimi: Yep.
Tai: It's big, it's an apple, It's the "Big Apple"...
*
Tai: TK, you want to have the honors?
TK: Sure. *Picks Kari up*
*
Sora: We found a dead bird, so my boyfriend bought me a china bird to remind me of the dead
bird...
Tai: Hello!!! And *I* gave you the bird to remember him by...
Sora: Yeah!
*
Goku: Errr, I can't explain that...
Tai: Than what's with the ring?
*
Tai: You think your husbands not romantic?
Chichi: Yep...
*
Tai: Did you think of giving her a china bird?
Goku: No.
Tai: You tight Ba$+ard!!!
*
Tai: What's wrong being romantic? Would it kill you?
Goku: Yeah, if you over do it.
Tai: And if you get pricked by a rose, you'd bleed to death...
Goku: Right...
*
Tai: What about a kiss, Sora?
Sora kisses Tai...
Tai: Now that's romantic!!! And remember, mot chocolates or flowers...
Sora: China birds...
*
Yolei: After all these romances, I forgot it's true meaning...
Tai: I'd give you a China Bird to remember...
*
Tai: And thus the world revolves around love...
Goku was holding a bouquet of flowers...
Tai: I thought you can't explain that?
Goku: I changed my mind...
Tai: After talking to me?
Goku: Yep. And you have seen the most romantic I have ever done...
Tai: Yep. This is the first to a larger world...
Goku: And to Chichi, I love you...
Tai: Now that's romantic. Ever thought of buying a China bird?
Goku: No.
Tai: Ok, there's a pottery shop that may sell some...
Goku: Thanks!! *Goku runs off*
**
Tai: Well, alls well, ends well. Well, sometimes Spring can be a pain...as in Spring
Cleaning... *Tai pauses and holds his head* My Anime/Video Game Character sense's tingling...a
character is in danger...I'll be right back.
Tai runs and takes a Razor Scooter and rode it down a road...then on the road is Squall,
Seifer and Zell driving the Garden Car...
Tai: Squall! Don't drive the Garden Car! The Brake cable's loose!
Squall/Seifer/Zell: OH NO!!!
Tai grabs the car and stops it by pulling it...then Squall, Seifer and Zell got out of the
car...
Squall/Seifer/Zell: Thanks Tai, you saved our lives.
Then Squall, Seifer, Zell and Tai did their "Victory Poses"...
Tai rides back to the stage...
Tai: Crisis over...
*
*Final Scene*
Tai was wearing Sora's outfit on the dark stage...
Tai: Welcome, I'm Mrs. Yagami. But you can call me Sora...because I'm a widow...and in
this part of the show, I will show the "What Ifs" of my life...
The stage lights were turned on and Tai was in her(he's playing as Sora, remember?)
apartment...
Tai was cleaning up the apartment...when Yolei and Mimi returned from shopping trhough the
front door...
Yolei: MOM!!!
Mimi: MOM!!!
Tai: Yes, girls?
Yolei: We're going to try on our new outfits for our boyfriends to see. IF they come, call
us...
Tai: Ok. *thinking* Do I have to act as the father too?
Yolei and Mimi left the stage...
Tai: Tai!!! Why did you have to die?!
The stage was fading black and Sora dressed as Tai was standing under a spotlight with special
effects...
Sora: Because I had cancer...so that was the problem...
Tai: I feel sorry for you Sora, the doctors couldn't do anything...
Sora: At least I can watch over our children without telling them...
Tai: Good point...
Then the stage lights were turned back on...as 2 guys(Ken and Matt) were at the door...
Matt: Is this Mimi's mother's apartment?
Tai: Yes it is. Please, come in. But before I can let you in, I notice a guitar you were
holding...
Ken: Yeah, we both wrote our own songs to sing to our girlfriends...you want to listen?
Tai: Yeah. Ok, the blonde goes first...
Matt: Great. *strungs guitar* "I LOVE YOU SO..."
Tai: Stop!!! I think I get the idea...ok, the purple-haired kid...
Ken: Ok, this is a song to a certain purple-haired girl...*breaths in* "I LOVE YOU! I LOVE
YOU! I LOVE YOU. I LOVE YOU. I LOVE YOU!!!!!!!! I LOVE YOU!!! I LOVE YOU, *follows Tai around
the house for (her) to listen* I LOVE YOU!!! I LOOOOOOVVVVEEEE YOUUUUUUU!!!!" *song finishes*
Tai: WHAT'S WITH ALL THIS "I LOVE YOU!!!"? I think that's pathetic...
Matt: I told you. At least I have four words...
Then the stage fades to black as spotlight shines on Tai...
Tai: Guess what happens on the next episode? Till next time on Tai Live...
*Preview for the next Tai Live...*
*Opening scene:*
Jerry Springler: I hate Teletubbies...
Mimi: I can't believe we must work with him. Look at his ears...
Chichi: I reckoned that you look like a fat Teletubby that needs to go on a diet...
Mimi: Oh yeah!!! We shall see...
Tai: Excuse me ladies, excuse me ladies. I think I'm in the wrong show...
*Introduction*
Tai: I like to admit that I am a shortarse...but a girl wanted to be surgically stretched
because she does not recieve the minimum height requirment...like this, "Would you like
Chicken or beef?" "Let me think...wait a minute!!! YOU ARE BELOW THE HEIGHT REQUIREMENT BY
an INCH!!!" Well, why would she do this when there are other jobs in the Flight industry...
*Final Scene*
Tai: Please, please, come in...
Izzy and Joe were sitting on the floor...
*End of fic*
This fic belongs to Tai Enterprises 2001...