Digimon Fan Fiction ❯ The Amazing Colossle Unoficial Season 11 Episode Guide ❯ Ep #1101: Humans, Digimon, and Hormones ( Chapter 1 )

#1101 HUMANS, DIGIMON, AND HORMONS

By Shadow Guyver 007

STORY:

Like most 01 Digimon lemons, this starts out with a group of Digidestined lost in the Digiworld. Like most lemons, they are searching for the other DD's. In this one, the girls are searching for Biyomon and the boys, so, yes, this is a yuri set up.

As they are looking for the guys, we are treated to what they are thinking, perversions and all. Sora has thoughts about everyone's favorite pink cheerleader (I take that back, don't want to diss the cheerleaders), Mimi. Mimi in turn does a good impersonation of every MiSTer's nightmares personified: Oscar aka Artemis' Lover as she fantasizes about Gatomon. Gatomon decides to go into gardening as she wants to be with Lillymon. Palamon, meanwhile, wants to be with Kari because she heard from TK that she was good in bed. I'll wait till your lunch makes a comeback before I continue.

Done? Good. We then meet a Digimon that will be responsible for the pain (A common occurrence in every Digimon lemon) named Passionimon. As she reads the perverted thoughts of the OOC girls, she decides to grant them their greatest fantasies. After some under aged sex and some orgies, the girls fall asleep. Unfortunately, this is the only bright spot in this whole fic. When the girls wake up, they find the guys and Biyomon… who's walking around as if she's exhausted (You don't wanna know). After a bigger orgy, Passionimon appears and says that in order for us to have true world peace, we must become sluts and hores and do everyone and anything in the world. When it looks like it's all over, we're wrong because we are treated to a VERY loose version of an actual scene in an episode of Digimon between Puppetmon and Cherrytreemon. You may throw up again now.

HOST SEGMENTS:

Segment one: Meet Brian Smiley. He's just as (In)effective as Mike. And he's responsible for returning Tom, Crow, and Gypsy and getting Pearl mad. Take a guess which is worse.

Segment two: Half way over, and the fic already is breaking the Bots' spirits are shaken. Brian tries to cheer them up with a speech, with expected results.

Segment three: If you want to see a truly point less argument, you came to the right place. Also, Mike and Pearl have a little reunion.

REFLECTIONS:

If there is a good thing about this fic, that it proves that you can not write a tasteful Digimon lemon no matter how hard you try. In every Digimon lemon I've read, the characters were OOC, the scenes were sickening, and the original character was just there to get the ball rolling. This was no acceptation, so why did I pick this fic? Simple: The writer said I could rip it to shreds. Of course, after I did that, he started hating his own fic. Go fig.

-Digifan316

You can find the MiST at

http://www.mediaminer.org/fanfic/view_ch.php?id=2453&cid=6230