Digimon Fan Fiction ❯ The DigiHouse ❯ Jerry Springer- Pt.1 ( Chapter 3 )
[ P - Pre-Teen ]
By: Crest_of_the_Clow 
Crest, Matt, Cody, and Izzy have finally come up with a plan that should straighten everyone out; Or will it make things more confusing from what they are already.
Anime/Manga: Digimon Fan Fiction | Genre(s): Comedy | Type: Other | Uploaded On: 10.22.2001 | Pages: 4 | Words: 1.7K | Visits: 355 | Status: Completed
Crest, Matt, Cody, and Izzy have finally come up with a plan that should straighten everyone out; Or will it make things more confusing from what they are already.
Anime/Manga: Digimon Fan Fiction | Genre(s): Comedy | Type: Other | Uploaded On: 10.22.2001 | Pages: 4 | Words: 1.7K | Visits: 355 | Status: Completed
Disclaimer: Why do I have to put this is. Oh Well lets get it over with. I Don't Own Digimon *Runs off and cries* Oh before I go I don't own Jerry Springer ether. Or Pokemon oh what the heck I don't own anything Anime except for me.
An: Sorry it took so long for me to get this up. I had to think of a plan I think you will like it. I tried I really did not to cruse but its hard. Well I hope everyone likes it. Oh and this is kinda the most boring part of my story, but every story has them.
Day 10: (The Jerry Springer Special. Pt-1)
Crest: Alright. Matt, Cody, Izzy the people said we had to get everyone down to the studio by 3:30pm.
Matt: Do you think it will work?
Crest: It has to other wise I don't know what else to do.
Izzy: Yes but, do you think that this Jerry Springer guy can really handle this I mean everyone seems to be in love with everyone right now.
Cody: Yea every time I try to start a conversation with Yolei she is ether in love with Ken or has dumped him for Tk.
Crest: Well lets hope this works.
Matt: It better.
Crest: Alright lets see if we can get them into a van and down to the place and fast its already 2:00.
Matt handed everyone a frying pan and the headed into the living room where the other were.
Izzy walked over to Joe who was watching Yolei who was watching Ken. ( Oh im not going to go through this again.)
Joe looked from Yolei up to Izzy.
Joe: Hi Izzy.
Izzy moves closer to Joe.
Joe: What are you doing with that frying pan?
Izzy just moves closer.
Joe: Izzy what are you doing with the frying pan.
Izzy gathers all his courage and smacks Joe with the pan. Joe falls down unconscious. And suddenly everyone but Izzy, Matt, Cody, and Crest were unconscious.
Crest: Alright lets load 'em up.
Matt grabs Sora.
Izzy drags Joe and Yolei out by the legs.
Cody drags Tk out by the arms.
Crest drags Kari and Tai out by the feet.
Crest: Alight who wants to get Ken?
Matt: I guess I can got get Ken.
Matt runs in, gets Ken, and brings him out to the van.
Izzy: Wait how are we going to get from Japan to USA?
Cody: Izzy has a point we are suppose to be there in 45 minutes. If we take an airplane we still wont be there until tomorrow.
Crest: That's true, but we have the power of the keyboard on our side.
Izzy: The What?
Crest: The Keyboard. See all I have to do is type in this, (Suddenly surroundings change. The new surroundings are in America right in front of the Jerry Springer studios.) And were there.
Cody: Whoa now that what I call fast service.
Crest: Well we had better hurry.
Cody: I'll go inside and see if they can help us get everyone in.
10 minutes before the Jerry Springer show.
Everyone was slowly waking up in one big area.
Yolei: Wha- Where am I?
Ken: What happened?
Kari and Tk: How did we get here?
Davis: Did I miss something?
Sora and Tai: This doesn't look like a closet.
Joe: my head hurts.
Matt, Izzy, Cody, and Crest all walk into the room and stand up in front of everyone.
Matt: Good afternoon ladies and gentlemen.
Crest: As you know we are now longer at the DigiHouse.
Cody: And there's a good reason too.
Izzy: Yes there is.
Crest: We brought you all to America so you can work out your differences on the Jerry Springer show.
Matt: And if this doesn't settle you guys down.
Cody: You are going to drive Crest, Izzy, Matt and me insane.
Suddenly Steve walks in.
Steve: You have 5 minutes before we go live.
Everyone nods, and Steve leaves.
Kari: What do you mean settle us down we haven't been acting up. Have We?
Izzy, Cody, Matt, and Crest: YES!!
Everyone else: Oh!
Crest: SO we have brought you here so you can find out who you love and settle down with them and so on and so forth.
Yolei: But.
Matt: No buts.
Steve walks back in.
Steve: Crest, Izzy, Matt, and Cody you guys come out first. Follow me.
They follow Steve to the stage door.
Voice from the booth talking place: And heres your host Jerry Springer.
Crowd: Jerry!!Jerry!!Jerry!!
Jerry: Thank you thank you. Alright today we have a special ep. Of the Jerry Springer show. A group of people have brought their friends here because they all love one another. They are hoping that they will stop acting like Jackasses and get together with the one they love. So lets bring out Izzy. Matt. Cody. And Crest.
They walk out on stage with the crowd cheering. They all take a seat.
Jerry: So you are saying that you brought your friends here because you want them to stop acting like Jackasses and get together with the one they love, correct?
Izzy: Yes Jerry that is correct.
Jerry: SO how did this all happen?
Crest: Well I was doing this experiment. I was going to see what happened when I a group of kids in a house. Well I thought it would go well, but actually it was like a trip to hell. (Hehe that rhymes)
Jerry: I see so do you think anyone will stay together after today?
Matt: I hope so.
Jerry: Alright we will be back right after this.
~*~Commercial~*~
Commercial voice: Digimon digital monsters digimon are the champions. Did you see did you hear did you know it was coming? A Digidestined fight to survive so its time to digisize. Digimon. Digimon digital monster digimon are the champions. Now available on home video Digimon the Movie.
~*~End of commercial~*~
Jerry: And we're back. So, you heard Izzy and thems story now lets bring out Kari. It says here that Kari loves this boy Tk, but she also loves Davis.
Crowd: Hoe!!Hoe!!Hoe!!
Kari: Shut Up!! Im not a hoe!!
Jerry: Alright Kari so is this true you love two men.
Kari: Yes but they both are so cute. Sure, I made out with Tk a lot, but Davis he just has this im stupid so I must be cute act going on
Jerry: Alright. Do you think you know who you want to go out with?
Kari: Yes Jerry I think I do. Im going to go out with Ash.
Jerry: Whose Ash well never mind lets just bring out Tk and Davis.
Tk and Davis walk out confused about whats going on, but they take a seat anyways.
Jerry: Alright Tk, Davis do you know why you're here?
Tk: No Jerry I don't but I have a pretty good idea why.
Davis looks down towards Tk.
Davis: No Ts is here this doesn't look good Kari and Ts.
Jerry: Davis do you know why you're here?
Davis scratches his head: No I don't
Jerry: Well Kari has something to tell you guys.
Kari gulps: Alright you know I like the both of you but I could only choose one.
Tk: I knew it you choose Davis didn't you. (Tk stands up.)
Kari: No.
Davis: Then you choose Ta? (Davis stands up and starts running over to Tk.)
Davis and Tk get into a fight and Kari is just sitting there chewing on her fingernail.
Davis: (*)&)(*&#*)#@(*$)@98()*#
Tk: W$()*%__$))(%.
Crowd: Jerry!!Jerry!!Jerry!!
Davis picks up a chair and throws it. Suddenly Steve and another security guard jumps in stopping them
Kari: NO I DIDN"T CHOOSE TK ETHER.
Davis drops the chair and stops trying to get free of the security man arms, as does Tk. The both look over at her.
Both: Then who did you choose?
Kari: I CHOOSE ASH KETCHUM (sp?)
Ash and Pikachu walk out from back stag and go over to Kari Ashe kisses her.
Davis and Tk start turning red, jump out of the security guys arms, and jump on top of Ash and start beating him up.
Tk: Your not even from our show how could she love you.
Davis: I hate Pokemon. Die!
Pikachu: PPP-II-KK--AA-CHUU
Everyone was electrocuted, but hey, they stopped fighting.
Tai gets up.
Tai: No asswhip from our rival Pokemon is going to get my sister.
Tai marches out onto the stage and grabs Ash and starts beating him up.
Kari: Tai stop beating up my future husband.
Tai: Kari * Tai grabs chair and throws into the fight* No one from that show Pokemon is going to marry you.
All the sudden Sara from Flint the time detective shows up, and walks over to Tk.
Sara: So what ups with them?
Tk: Well I like Kari, but she- * Tk looks at Sara* Man your really pretty. You wana go out on a date?
Sara blushes: Sure, wana go now?
Tk: Sure.
Tk and Sara exit the stage.
The security guards have Ash and Tai in handcuffs, and being hauled off to jail.
Kari: Don't worry Tai. I'll tell mom to come bail you out. And Ash honey I will get you out don't worry.
Davis crawls over to Kari.
Davis: Will you go out with me now?
Kari: Yes, but only because Ash is in jail.
Kari and Davis leave stage.
Jerry: Alright stay tuned for more action.
To Be Continued.
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Crest: Alright we got Tk Davis and Kari figured out.
Kari: Yea but it put Tai and Ash in jail.
Davis: Im going out with Kari. Im going out with Kari.
Tk: Yea I love my new date * looks at Sara.*
Sara: Yea I love you too, say do you wana go meet my family?
Tk: Sure.
Tk and Sara leave.
Davis: Im going out with * SMACK* Ow!
Crest: Sorry but it had to be done.
Kari: I understand.
Crest: Wana help me close?
Kari: Sure
Crest and Kari: Thanks for reading and the next part will be up soon. Bye!!
An: Sorry it took so long for me to get this up. I had to think of a plan I think you will like it. I tried I really did not to cruse but its hard. Well I hope everyone likes it. Oh and this is kinda the most boring part of my story, but every story has them.
Day 10: (The Jerry Springer Special. Pt-1)
Crest: Alright. Matt, Cody, Izzy the people said we had to get everyone down to the studio by 3:30pm.
Matt: Do you think it will work?
Crest: It has to other wise I don't know what else to do.
Izzy: Yes but, do you think that this Jerry Springer guy can really handle this I mean everyone seems to be in love with everyone right now.
Cody: Yea every time I try to start a conversation with Yolei she is ether in love with Ken or has dumped him for Tk.
Crest: Well lets hope this works.
Matt: It better.
Crest: Alright lets see if we can get them into a van and down to the place and fast its already 2:00.
Matt handed everyone a frying pan and the headed into the living room where the other were.
Izzy walked over to Joe who was watching Yolei who was watching Ken. ( Oh im not going to go through this again.)
Joe looked from Yolei up to Izzy.
Joe: Hi Izzy.
Izzy moves closer to Joe.
Joe: What are you doing with that frying pan?
Izzy just moves closer.
Joe: Izzy what are you doing with the frying pan.
Izzy gathers all his courage and smacks Joe with the pan. Joe falls down unconscious. And suddenly everyone but Izzy, Matt, Cody, and Crest were unconscious.
Crest: Alright lets load 'em up.
Matt grabs Sora.
Izzy drags Joe and Yolei out by the legs.
Cody drags Tk out by the arms.
Crest drags Kari and Tai out by the feet.
Crest: Alight who wants to get Ken?
Matt: I guess I can got get Ken.
Matt runs in, gets Ken, and brings him out to the van.
Izzy: Wait how are we going to get from Japan to USA?
Cody: Izzy has a point we are suppose to be there in 45 minutes. If we take an airplane we still wont be there until tomorrow.
Crest: That's true, but we have the power of the keyboard on our side.
Izzy: The What?
Crest: The Keyboard. See all I have to do is type in this, (Suddenly surroundings change. The new surroundings are in America right in front of the Jerry Springer studios.) And were there.
Cody: Whoa now that what I call fast service.
Crest: Well we had better hurry.
Cody: I'll go inside and see if they can help us get everyone in.
10 minutes before the Jerry Springer show.
Everyone was slowly waking up in one big area.
Yolei: Wha- Where am I?
Ken: What happened?
Kari and Tk: How did we get here?
Davis: Did I miss something?
Sora and Tai: This doesn't look like a closet.
Joe: my head hurts.
Matt, Izzy, Cody, and Crest all walk into the room and stand up in front of everyone.
Matt: Good afternoon ladies and gentlemen.
Crest: As you know we are now longer at the DigiHouse.
Cody: And there's a good reason too.
Izzy: Yes there is.
Crest: We brought you all to America so you can work out your differences on the Jerry Springer show.
Matt: And if this doesn't settle you guys down.
Cody: You are going to drive Crest, Izzy, Matt and me insane.
Suddenly Steve walks in.
Steve: You have 5 minutes before we go live.
Everyone nods, and Steve leaves.
Kari: What do you mean settle us down we haven't been acting up. Have We?
Izzy, Cody, Matt, and Crest: YES!!
Everyone else: Oh!
Crest: SO we have brought you here so you can find out who you love and settle down with them and so on and so forth.
Yolei: But.
Matt: No buts.
Steve walks back in.
Steve: Crest, Izzy, Matt, and Cody you guys come out first. Follow me.
They follow Steve to the stage door.
Voice from the booth talking place: And heres your host Jerry Springer.
Crowd: Jerry!!Jerry!!Jerry!!
Jerry: Thank you thank you. Alright today we have a special ep. Of the Jerry Springer show. A group of people have brought their friends here because they all love one another. They are hoping that they will stop acting like Jackasses and get together with the one they love. So lets bring out Izzy. Matt. Cody. And Crest.
They walk out on stage with the crowd cheering. They all take a seat.
Jerry: So you are saying that you brought your friends here because you want them to stop acting like Jackasses and get together with the one they love, correct?
Izzy: Yes Jerry that is correct.
Jerry: SO how did this all happen?
Crest: Well I was doing this experiment. I was going to see what happened when I a group of kids in a house. Well I thought it would go well, but actually it was like a trip to hell. (Hehe that rhymes)
Jerry: I see so do you think anyone will stay together after today?
Matt: I hope so.
Jerry: Alright we will be back right after this.
~*~Commercial~*~
Commercial voice: Digimon digital monsters digimon are the champions. Did you see did you hear did you know it was coming? A Digidestined fight to survive so its time to digisize. Digimon. Digimon digital monster digimon are the champions. Now available on home video Digimon the Movie.
~*~End of commercial~*~
Jerry: And we're back. So, you heard Izzy and thems story now lets bring out Kari. It says here that Kari loves this boy Tk, but she also loves Davis.
Crowd: Hoe!!Hoe!!Hoe!!
Kari: Shut Up!! Im not a hoe!!
Jerry: Alright Kari so is this true you love two men.
Kari: Yes but they both are so cute. Sure, I made out with Tk a lot, but Davis he just has this im stupid so I must be cute act going on
Jerry: Alright. Do you think you know who you want to go out with?
Kari: Yes Jerry I think I do. Im going to go out with Ash.
Jerry: Whose Ash well never mind lets just bring out Tk and Davis.
Tk and Davis walk out confused about whats going on, but they take a seat anyways.
Jerry: Alright Tk, Davis do you know why you're here?
Tk: No Jerry I don't but I have a pretty good idea why.
Davis looks down towards Tk.
Davis: No Ts is here this doesn't look good Kari and Ts.
Jerry: Davis do you know why you're here?
Davis scratches his head: No I don't
Jerry: Well Kari has something to tell you guys.
Kari gulps: Alright you know I like the both of you but I could only choose one.
Tk: I knew it you choose Davis didn't you. (Tk stands up.)
Kari: No.
Davis: Then you choose Ta? (Davis stands up and starts running over to Tk.)
Davis and Tk get into a fight and Kari is just sitting there chewing on her fingernail.
Davis: (*)&)(*&#*)#@(*$)@98()*#
Tk: W$()*%__$))(%.
Crowd: Jerry!!Jerry!!Jerry!!
Davis picks up a chair and throws it. Suddenly Steve and another security guard jumps in stopping them
Kari: NO I DIDN"T CHOOSE TK ETHER.
Davis drops the chair and stops trying to get free of the security man arms, as does Tk. The both look over at her.
Both: Then who did you choose?
Kari: I CHOOSE ASH KETCHUM (sp?)
Ash and Pikachu walk out from back stag and go over to Kari Ashe kisses her.
Davis and Tk start turning red, jump out of the security guys arms, and jump on top of Ash and start beating him up.
Tk: Your not even from our show how could she love you.
Davis: I hate Pokemon. Die!
Pikachu: PPP-II-KK--AA-CHUU
Everyone was electrocuted, but hey, they stopped fighting.
Tai gets up.
Tai: No asswhip from our rival Pokemon is going to get my sister.
Tai marches out onto the stage and grabs Ash and starts beating him up.
Kari: Tai stop beating up my future husband.
Tai: Kari * Tai grabs chair and throws into the fight* No one from that show Pokemon is going to marry you.
All the sudden Sara from Flint the time detective shows up, and walks over to Tk.
Sara: So what ups with them?
Tk: Well I like Kari, but she- * Tk looks at Sara* Man your really pretty. You wana go out on a date?
Sara blushes: Sure, wana go now?
Tk: Sure.
Tk and Sara exit the stage.
The security guards have Ash and Tai in handcuffs, and being hauled off to jail.
Kari: Don't worry Tai. I'll tell mom to come bail you out. And Ash honey I will get you out don't worry.
Davis crawls over to Kari.
Davis: Will you go out with me now?
Kari: Yes, but only because Ash is in jail.
Kari and Davis leave stage.
Jerry: Alright stay tuned for more action.
To Be Continued.
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Crest: Alright we got Tk Davis and Kari figured out.
Kari: Yea but it put Tai and Ash in jail.
Davis: Im going out with Kari. Im going out with Kari.
Tk: Yea I love my new date * looks at Sara.*
Sara: Yea I love you too, say do you wana go meet my family?
Tk: Sure.
Tk and Sara leave.
Davis: Im going out with * SMACK* Ow!
Crest: Sorry but it had to be done.
Kari: I understand.
Crest: Wana help me close?
Kari: Sure
Crest and Kari: Thanks for reading and the next part will be up soon. Bye!!