Digimon Fan Fiction ❯ The DigiHouse ❯ Jerry Springer-Pt.2 ( Chapter 4 )
[ P - Pre-Teen ]
Disclaimer: Oh come on if you guys don't know by now then you're even weirder then I am. J/k. please don't hurt or sue me, because I don't own Digimon, or any anime shows, or Jerry Springer. All I own is Crest (me)
An: I forgot to add this I dont own the commercials or Flintstones.
Day:10 this is the Jerry Springer special. Prt.2
Well, when we last left Tk had decided to go out with Sara from flint the Time Detective. Kari had decided to go out with Ash from Pokemon. Who ended up in Jail with Tai for starting a huge fight. Davis was left with Kari just until Ash gets out of jail. (Which maybe never)
Alright lets continue with the madness.
Jerry: And welcome back to Jerry Springer show, and right now we have Yolei, and Ken with us right now. So, Yolei you say that you are in love with Ken, but Ken can't make up his mind if he wants to date you or Kari.
Yolei: That's right Jerry he says he likes me and then the next time I see him he's drooling over Kari. WHY CANT I GET A GUY. I MEAN KARI HAS 3 GUYS DROOLING OVER HER.
Tk pops in from nowhere.
Tk: Actually she only has two now.
Then Tk pops his head back out.
Yolei: FINE 2, BUT THAT'S STILL MORE THEN ME.
Ken: Calm down Yolei. You are getting excited over nothing.
Yolei gets up from her chair, walks over to Ken, and gets face to face with him.
Yolei: I AM NOT GETTING EXCITED OVER NOTHING. (Starts breathing really hard and then calms down) Ok Ken tell me once and for all do you like me or not.
Ken: Ok Yolei I don't like you.
Yolei's face starts turning red.
Yolei: WHAT!?!
Ken *Oh way to go now what are you going to do.*
All the sudden out of nowhere the green space dude from the Flintstones appears infront of Ken.
Ken *Ok Ken now you have lost your mind*
Gazoo ( I think that's his name. If not im sorry.): Tell her you don't like her because you love her dum dum. ( Then Gazoo disappeared.)
Ken * Of Coarse.*
Yolei's face was now turning tomato red.
Ken took a deep breath and looked at Yolei.
Ken: Yolei I don't like you because I love you.
Yolei: WHA.. Huh? Aww do you really mean that?
Ken: Heh heh. Yes I do.
Crowd: awwwwwww.
Jerry: So are you guys going to stay together?
Ken: Yes I guess we are.
Yolei: And are you going to take care of little Joe and little Sandy?
Ken: Huh?
Yolei: Yes we are going to live in a nice cozy apartment with our 2 little children. And then we will have 14 more children. And live happily ever after.
Ken: WHAT!?!
Yolei starts to pull Ken off stage.
Yolei: Yup and then we are going to have 40 grandchildren.
Ken: Hold I changed my mind.
Jerry: Too Late you have said what you wanted too. We will be right back after this.
Commercial voice.
(Davis has his head in that little circle thing on fox kids)
Catch Digimon weekdays on. (Pictures goes to Kari and Yolei)
Kari: Hey why does Davis get his head in the little circle thingy?
(Goes to Davis)
Davis: My boyish good looks
(Goes back to Yolei and Kari)
Yolei; Oy Vey
Digimon weekdays on Fox Kids (Sorry that commercial just came on)
Jerry: Welcome back to the Jerry Springer show And we now have Joe with us he has something to say to Yolei.
Joe: Listen Yolei I love you. And I cant live without you.
Sora walks out onto the stage, and over to Joe.
Joe: Hi Sor- *Smack * Ow what was that for
Sora: Because cant you see that Yolei likes Ken?
Joe: Yes, but she likes me more.
Sora: Joe you said that like a couple days ago give it up she chose Ken over you.
Joe: Well then will you go out with me?
Sora: Uh..Um..
All the sudden Tai runs into the studio breathing hard and looking a Joe and Sora.
Tai: Step * Gasp* Away *Gasp * From the *Gasp * Babe.
Sora: Tai what are you doing here, I thought you were in jail.
Tai: I was until I saw you and Joe on the stage and I came down here to tell you something.
Sora: What?
Tai: Will you take me back?
Sora looked at Joe and then over to Tai.
Sora: I will take you back Tai. (She runs over to Tai and starts kissing him)
Tai: You know it was hell not being with you.
Sora: It was the same with me. Hey lets go find a closet,( and so with that Tai and Sora walk off stage to go find a closet.)
Joe: I don't have a girlfriend
Crest walks up on stage.
Crest: I can give you a girlfriend.
Joe: Really you'll go out with me?
Crest: I guess I will, but it's not a permanent thing.
Joe: Oh.
Crest: But hey some one better might come along, just don't fall for a cat though, ok.
Jun and the cat pop up at the bottom of the screen.
Jun: Theres noting wrong with dating a cat infact theres going to be a wedding and you all are invited.
Cat: Meow.
Then they leave the screen.
Crest: See that's what can happen when you lose your mind.
Izzy walks up.
Izzy: You seem to be doing very well.
Crest: Izzy
Izzy: Yes
Crest: Run
Izzy gets up and runs with crest right behind him.
Izzy: I didn't mean that I'm sorry.
Crest: Sure you didn't.
Jerry: And we will be back later.
TBC: its almost over.hehe
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An: Well guess what Im going to go insane if I don't get anymore reviews. So this might be the last chapter. Even though none of the chapters really make any sense. So if I at least don't get 2 new reviews I shall not continue. Oh and thanks to all of you who are reading this. Sorry if I am acting mean by saying this. But all I am asking for is 2 new reviews heck if I get 1 new review I will continue. Hehe will i gotta head out. Till next time stay tuned. Same insane channel same insane place.
An: I forgot to add this I dont own the commercials or Flintstones.
Day:10 this is the Jerry Springer special. Prt.2
Well, when we last left Tk had decided to go out with Sara from flint the Time Detective. Kari had decided to go out with Ash from Pokemon. Who ended up in Jail with Tai for starting a huge fight. Davis was left with Kari just until Ash gets out of jail. (Which maybe never)
Alright lets continue with the madness.
Jerry: And welcome back to Jerry Springer show, and right now we have Yolei, and Ken with us right now. So, Yolei you say that you are in love with Ken, but Ken can't make up his mind if he wants to date you or Kari.
Yolei: That's right Jerry he says he likes me and then the next time I see him he's drooling over Kari. WHY CANT I GET A GUY. I MEAN KARI HAS 3 GUYS DROOLING OVER HER.
Tk pops in from nowhere.
Tk: Actually she only has two now.
Then Tk pops his head back out.
Yolei: FINE 2, BUT THAT'S STILL MORE THEN ME.
Ken: Calm down Yolei. You are getting excited over nothing.
Yolei gets up from her chair, walks over to Ken, and gets face to face with him.
Yolei: I AM NOT GETTING EXCITED OVER NOTHING. (Starts breathing really hard and then calms down) Ok Ken tell me once and for all do you like me or not.
Ken: Ok Yolei I don't like you.
Yolei's face starts turning red.
Yolei: WHAT!?!
Ken *Oh way to go now what are you going to do.*
All the sudden out of nowhere the green space dude from the Flintstones appears infront of Ken.
Ken *Ok Ken now you have lost your mind*
Gazoo ( I think that's his name. If not im sorry.): Tell her you don't like her because you love her dum dum. ( Then Gazoo disappeared.)
Ken * Of Coarse.*
Yolei's face was now turning tomato red.
Ken took a deep breath and looked at Yolei.
Ken: Yolei I don't like you because I love you.
Yolei: WHA.. Huh? Aww do you really mean that?
Ken: Heh heh. Yes I do.
Crowd: awwwwwww.
Jerry: So are you guys going to stay together?
Ken: Yes I guess we are.
Yolei: And are you going to take care of little Joe and little Sandy?
Ken: Huh?
Yolei: Yes we are going to live in a nice cozy apartment with our 2 little children. And then we will have 14 more children. And live happily ever after.
Ken: WHAT!?!
Yolei starts to pull Ken off stage.
Yolei: Yup and then we are going to have 40 grandchildren.
Ken: Hold I changed my mind.
Jerry: Too Late you have said what you wanted too. We will be right back after this.
Commercial voice.
(Davis has his head in that little circle thing on fox kids)
Catch Digimon weekdays on. (Pictures goes to Kari and Yolei)
Kari: Hey why does Davis get his head in the little circle thingy?
(Goes to Davis)
Davis: My boyish good looks
(Goes back to Yolei and Kari)
Yolei; Oy Vey
Digimon weekdays on Fox Kids (Sorry that commercial just came on)
Jerry: Welcome back to the Jerry Springer show And we now have Joe with us he has something to say to Yolei.
Joe: Listen Yolei I love you. And I cant live without you.
Sora walks out onto the stage, and over to Joe.
Joe: Hi Sor- *Smack * Ow what was that for
Sora: Because cant you see that Yolei likes Ken?
Joe: Yes, but she likes me more.
Sora: Joe you said that like a couple days ago give it up she chose Ken over you.
Joe: Well then will you go out with me?
Sora: Uh..Um..
All the sudden Tai runs into the studio breathing hard and looking a Joe and Sora.
Tai: Step * Gasp* Away *Gasp * From the *Gasp * Babe.
Sora: Tai what are you doing here, I thought you were in jail.
Tai: I was until I saw you and Joe on the stage and I came down here to tell you something.
Sora: What?
Tai: Will you take me back?
Sora looked at Joe and then over to Tai.
Sora: I will take you back Tai. (She runs over to Tai and starts kissing him)
Tai: You know it was hell not being with you.
Sora: It was the same with me. Hey lets go find a closet,( and so with that Tai and Sora walk off stage to go find a closet.)
Joe: I don't have a girlfriend
Crest walks up on stage.
Crest: I can give you a girlfriend.
Joe: Really you'll go out with me?
Crest: I guess I will, but it's not a permanent thing.
Joe: Oh.
Crest: But hey some one better might come along, just don't fall for a cat though, ok.
Jun and the cat pop up at the bottom of the screen.
Jun: Theres noting wrong with dating a cat infact theres going to be a wedding and you all are invited.
Cat: Meow.
Then they leave the screen.
Crest: See that's what can happen when you lose your mind.
Izzy walks up.
Izzy: You seem to be doing very well.
Crest: Izzy
Izzy: Yes
Crest: Run
Izzy gets up and runs with crest right behind him.
Izzy: I didn't mean that I'm sorry.
Crest: Sure you didn't.
Jerry: And we will be back later.
TBC: its almost over.hehe
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An: Well guess what Im going to go insane if I don't get anymore reviews. So this might be the last chapter. Even though none of the chapters really make any sense. So if I at least don't get 2 new reviews I shall not continue. Oh and thanks to all of you who are reading this. Sorry if I am acting mean by saying this. But all I am asking for is 2 new reviews heck if I get 1 new review I will continue. Hehe will i gotta head out. Till next time stay tuned. Same insane channel same insane place.