Digimon Fan Fiction ❯ The DigiHouse ❯ Ending- The Jun Special ( Chapter 5 )
[ P - Pre-Teen ]
By: Crest_of_the_Clow 
FInally we get to figure the wonderful mind of Jun, and see if she is going to stay with her new er..man/it.
Anime/Manga: Digimon Fan Fiction | Genre(s): Comedy | Type: Other | Uploaded On: 10.22.2001 | Pages: 3 | Words: 1.3K | Visits: 327 | Status: Completed
FInally we get to figure the wonderful mind of Jun, and see if she is going to stay with her new er..man/it.
Anime/Manga: Digimon Fan Fiction | Genre(s): Comedy | Type: Other | Uploaded On: 10.22.2001 | Pages: 3 | Words: 1.3K | Visits: 327 | Status: Completed
Disclaimer: I don't own digimon or Jerry Springer. Or anything that is on T.V.
A/N: Alright Lets see a wonderful question was on the reviews. Is Jun going to dump the Cat and go out with Jim? Yes Jim, if you have been watching Digimon you will find out that Jun has started getting a thing for him. If I will Jun date him. I think I W… Ops going to have to read and find out. Hehe.
Ken: You know you are mean to animals.
Me: Can I help it if Jun likes the cat?
Ken: Yes.
Me: Well I cant.
Ken: Yes you can.
Me: Cannot
Ken: Can too.
Me: Not
Ken: Can
Me: Not
~*~ 3 hours later~*~
Ken: Can
Me: Not
Stunmon walks in. (If Stunmon is an actual digimon on Digimon im sorry)
Stunmon: Im sorry but I will be taking over for Crest. Uh she's alittle busy right now. To recap on the last part. Yolei got Ken to go out with her, Tai and Sora got back together, and Crest is going out with Joe. So now, we shall continue with the story.
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The Jun Special
Jerry: Alright we are back We have gotten everyone back together so far, but there is the great mystery of Jun and the cat. And so we have brought Jun and the cat here today to see if they will stay together. Welcome Jun.
Jun: Thanks for having Mr. Kitty and me. Jerry.
Jerry: It's my pleasure. I have one question for you.
Jun: What is it?
Jerry: What the Frick are you dating a Cat.
Jun: Im not dating the cat we are going to get married.
Jerry: (Dr. Evil voice) Right… I can't believe im asking this but Mr. Kitty do you have anything to add?
Mr. Kitty: Meow Meow Meow. Meow Meow Mreow Hiss Meow Meow? (Translation: I don't think she know my secret. I wonder if she knows I am a women cat?)
Jerry: Ok that was interesting. Well are you sure that there isn't anyone else that you might wana date?
Jun: Well I was going to date Matt until he left me for Mimi. Let me see. Well there is Jim he is pretty hot.
Jerry: So you are saying that you might wana date this Jim guy?
Jun: Yes.
Mr. Kitty: Meow? (Translation: Please oh Please let her date him.)
Jerry: Well let's bring out Jim.
Joe's older brother Jim walks out onto the stage clueless to why he is here.
Jerry: So Jim do you know why you are here?
Jim: Nope, I don't have a clue.
Jun: (Has stars in her eyes) Jim You are so hot will you go out with me?
Jim: (looks over at Jun and leans back in chair kinda scared) What I don't even know you why would I go out on a date with you?
Jun: Because your hot Im hot and belong to together.
Matt runs out on stage.
Matt: Jim just to warn you. She says that about everyone. Look, she is also going out with a cat. So becareful what you say. Oh you might wana say "No"
Jim: Thanks, Matt, but I think I can handle this one myself.
Matt: If you say so.
Matt walks off stage.
Jun: So will you go out with me?
Jim: But you're to young.
Jun: Love knows no age.
Sora appears outta nowhere.
Sora: That is true, but Jun you are under age to marry him.
Then disappears back to Tai.
Jim: Im sorry, but I can't go out with you.
Jun: Why no, and please don't say your going out with some one else.
Jim: Actually (Crossover time. he he) Im going out with Hitomi from Escaflowne.
Hitomi walks out and over to Jim and kisses him.
Jun: WHY IS EVERYONE I LOVE ALREADY GOING OUT!?!
Jim: I don't know. (Jim gets up with Hitomi and leaves)
Jerry: So Jun are you going to stay with the Cat or what?
Jun: Yes me and Mr. Kitty are going to get married.
~*~Backstage~*~
Crest: Davis I think your sister has lost her mind.
Davis: Really what was your first clue?
Crest: Do you really want me to answer that?
Davis: No.
Izzy: Crest can I come out of the room now?
Crest: Not unless you have a death wish.
Izzy: Ok. What if I said I was really sorry for saying that.
Crest: Ok I accept your apology you can come out of the room now.
Izzy walks out of the room.
Izzy: I promise I wont ever talk about your insanity again.
Crest: Izzy can it before I have to hurt you.
Izzy: Ok.
Davis: How can she marry that cat? That's just not right.
Izzy: Maybe someone should save the poor thing.
Davis: Yea and I nominate Izzy for the job.
Crest: Sounds good to me.
Crest and Davis push Izzy out onto the stage. Izzy looks over at Jun and the cat sitting on the stage. Izzy runs back stage.
Izzy: I can't do it. Davis why don't you do it because she's your sister.
Davis: No she'll hurt me.
Crest: Izzy you're the smart one you go do it.
Crest and Davis pushed Izzy back on stage. Izzy took a deep breath ran past Jun and stopped by the chair next her grabbed the cat and ran for it.
Mr. Kitty: Meow Meow Meow. (Translation: Thank you thank you)
Jun got up and started chasing after Izzy.
Jun: HEY GIVE ME BACK MY GROOM.
Izzy: Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Jun: GIVE MR. KITTY BACK NOW OR ELSE.
Izzy. Ahhhhhhhhh.. CREST, DAVIS HELP ME!!!!
Davis: Should we help him?
Crest&Davis: Nah
Izzy was running around the stage with the cat an arms length out infront of him and Jun following right behind him.
Izzy: GUYS COME ON HEL-
Izzy was interrupted by Jun jumping on him.
Crest: Ew. That's gotta hurt
Davis: I'll say.
Jun: NOW GIVE ME BACK MY HUSBAND.
Izzy: Ok take him take him.
Mr. Kitty: Meow Mroew Brow. (Translation: Im not a guy im a girl and noooooo)
Mr. Kitty tried to scratch Jun, but poor thing was declawed.
Crest: Umm I think its time we took action im going to go call the Looney Ben people so they san takes your sister away.
Davis: What am I suppose to do?
Crest: Go see if Izzy'sok and keep an eye on your sister, before you know it she might fall in love with a chair.
~*~3 hours later~*~
Jun is being hulled off by the people from the Looney Ben.
~*~Backstage~*~
Izzy: So are you done with experiment?
Crest: Yea I think
Davis: Im glad you did it. (Davis moved closer to Kari)
Tk: (looks down at Sara) So am I.
Tai&Sora: We are too
Yolei: Im glad you did this.
Ken: Im kinda glad I guess.
Joe: I am glad too. (Joe looked down at Crest)
Cody: im not I think this was pure insanity.
Kari: Im not you put my boyfriend in jail.
Matt: It would only be good if-
Mimi: Hey Matt!
Matt (Turned around and ran and gave Mimi a hug) now im glad that you did this.
Crest: So you guys will let me write another one.
Everyone: NO!!
Crest: Shesh I was just kidding.
The end.
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A/N: So do you guys like this i just finished my first humor fic..Yeah. Im sorry for any miss spellings
A/N: Alright Lets see a wonderful question was on the reviews. Is Jun going to dump the Cat and go out with Jim? Yes Jim, if you have been watching Digimon you will find out that Jun has started getting a thing for him. If I will Jun date him. I think I W… Ops going to have to read and find out. Hehe.
Ken: You know you are mean to animals.
Me: Can I help it if Jun likes the cat?
Ken: Yes.
Me: Well I cant.
Ken: Yes you can.
Me: Cannot
Ken: Can too.
Me: Not
Ken: Can
Me: Not
~*~ 3 hours later~*~
Ken: Can
Me: Not
Stunmon walks in. (If Stunmon is an actual digimon on Digimon im sorry)
Stunmon: Im sorry but I will be taking over for Crest. Uh she's alittle busy right now. To recap on the last part. Yolei got Ken to go out with her, Tai and Sora got back together, and Crest is going out with Joe. So now, we shall continue with the story.
___________________________________________________________ ____________
The Jun Special
Jerry: Alright we are back We have gotten everyone back together so far, but there is the great mystery of Jun and the cat. And so we have brought Jun and the cat here today to see if they will stay together. Welcome Jun.
Jun: Thanks for having Mr. Kitty and me. Jerry.
Jerry: It's my pleasure. I have one question for you.
Jun: What is it?
Jerry: What the Frick are you dating a Cat.
Jun: Im not dating the cat we are going to get married.
Jerry: (Dr. Evil voice) Right… I can't believe im asking this but Mr. Kitty do you have anything to add?
Mr. Kitty: Meow Meow Meow. Meow Meow Mreow Hiss Meow Meow? (Translation: I don't think she know my secret. I wonder if she knows I am a women cat?)
Jerry: Ok that was interesting. Well are you sure that there isn't anyone else that you might wana date?
Jun: Well I was going to date Matt until he left me for Mimi. Let me see. Well there is Jim he is pretty hot.
Jerry: So you are saying that you might wana date this Jim guy?
Jun: Yes.
Mr. Kitty: Meow? (Translation: Please oh Please let her date him.)
Jerry: Well let's bring out Jim.
Joe's older brother Jim walks out onto the stage clueless to why he is here.
Jerry: So Jim do you know why you are here?
Jim: Nope, I don't have a clue.
Jun: (Has stars in her eyes) Jim You are so hot will you go out with me?
Jim: (looks over at Jun and leans back in chair kinda scared) What I don't even know you why would I go out on a date with you?
Jun: Because your hot Im hot and belong to together.
Matt runs out on stage.
Matt: Jim just to warn you. She says that about everyone. Look, she is also going out with a cat. So becareful what you say. Oh you might wana say "No"
Jim: Thanks, Matt, but I think I can handle this one myself.
Matt: If you say so.
Matt walks off stage.
Jun: So will you go out with me?
Jim: But you're to young.
Jun: Love knows no age.
Sora appears outta nowhere.
Sora: That is true, but Jun you are under age to marry him.
Then disappears back to Tai.
Jim: Im sorry, but I can't go out with you.
Jun: Why no, and please don't say your going out with some one else.
Jim: Actually (Crossover time. he he) Im going out with Hitomi from Escaflowne.
Hitomi walks out and over to Jim and kisses him.
Jun: WHY IS EVERYONE I LOVE ALREADY GOING OUT!?!
Jim: I don't know. (Jim gets up with Hitomi and leaves)
Jerry: So Jun are you going to stay with the Cat or what?
Jun: Yes me and Mr. Kitty are going to get married.
~*~Backstage~*~
Crest: Davis I think your sister has lost her mind.
Davis: Really what was your first clue?
Crest: Do you really want me to answer that?
Davis: No.
Izzy: Crest can I come out of the room now?
Crest: Not unless you have a death wish.
Izzy: Ok. What if I said I was really sorry for saying that.
Crest: Ok I accept your apology you can come out of the room now.
Izzy walks out of the room.
Izzy: I promise I wont ever talk about your insanity again.
Crest: Izzy can it before I have to hurt you.
Izzy: Ok.
Davis: How can she marry that cat? That's just not right.
Izzy: Maybe someone should save the poor thing.
Davis: Yea and I nominate Izzy for the job.
Crest: Sounds good to me.
Crest and Davis push Izzy out onto the stage. Izzy looks over at Jun and the cat sitting on the stage. Izzy runs back stage.
Izzy: I can't do it. Davis why don't you do it because she's your sister.
Davis: No she'll hurt me.
Crest: Izzy you're the smart one you go do it.
Crest and Davis pushed Izzy back on stage. Izzy took a deep breath ran past Jun and stopped by the chair next her grabbed the cat and ran for it.
Mr. Kitty: Meow Meow Meow. (Translation: Thank you thank you)
Jun got up and started chasing after Izzy.
Jun: HEY GIVE ME BACK MY GROOM.
Izzy: Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Jun: GIVE MR. KITTY BACK NOW OR ELSE.
Izzy. Ahhhhhhhhh.. CREST, DAVIS HELP ME!!!!
Davis: Should we help him?
Crest&Davis: Nah
Izzy was running around the stage with the cat an arms length out infront of him and Jun following right behind him.
Izzy: GUYS COME ON HEL-
Izzy was interrupted by Jun jumping on him.
Crest: Ew. That's gotta hurt
Davis: I'll say.
Jun: NOW GIVE ME BACK MY HUSBAND.
Izzy: Ok take him take him.
Mr. Kitty: Meow Mroew Brow. (Translation: Im not a guy im a girl and noooooo)
Mr. Kitty tried to scratch Jun, but poor thing was declawed.
Crest: Umm I think its time we took action im going to go call the Looney Ben people so they san takes your sister away.
Davis: What am I suppose to do?
Crest: Go see if Izzy'sok and keep an eye on your sister, before you know it she might fall in love with a chair.
~*~3 hours later~*~
Jun is being hulled off by the people from the Looney Ben.
~*~Backstage~*~
Izzy: So are you done with experiment?
Crest: Yea I think
Davis: Im glad you did it. (Davis moved closer to Kari)
Tk: (looks down at Sara) So am I.
Tai&Sora: We are too
Yolei: Im glad you did this.
Ken: Im kinda glad I guess.
Joe: I am glad too. (Joe looked down at Crest)
Cody: im not I think this was pure insanity.
Kari: Im not you put my boyfriend in jail.
Matt: It would only be good if-
Mimi: Hey Matt!
Matt (Turned around and ran and gave Mimi a hug) now im glad that you did this.
Crest: So you guys will let me write another one.
Everyone: NO!!
Crest: Shesh I was just kidding.
The end.
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A/N: So do you guys like this i just finished my first humor fic..Yeah. Im sorry for any miss spellings