Digimon Fan Fiction ❯ The Digital Network ❯ TDN News w/ Takeru Takishi ( Chapter 3 )
[ P - Pre-Teen ]
By: Apprentice of Gennai 
What started as an author note gone fic turned totally wacky. TK and Kari as newsanchors? Need I say more?
Anime/Manga: Digimon Fan Fiction | Genre(s): Comedy | Type: Continuation | Uploaded On: 08.08.2004 | Pages: 2 | Words: 1.3K | Visits: 215 | Status: Work In Progress
What started as an author note gone fic turned totally wacky. TK and Kari as newsanchors? Need I say more?
Anime/Manga: Digimon Fan Fiction | Genre(s): Comedy | Type: Continuation | Uploaded On: 08.08.2004 | Pages: 2 | Words: 1.3K | Visits: 215 | Status: Work In Progress
Disclaimer: I don't own Digimon or anything else I write about. Also, TDN is an imaginary television network.
The Digital Network presents...
TDN News with Takeru Takaishi
"Okay people one last time, T.K. this is your last chance."
"Alright, geez," T.K. shouted, "I'm only eight here. I promise, this is the last time."
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Tai: Welcome to TDN News with news anchor, Takeru Takaishi.
T.K.: Thanks Tai. Hiya there, I'm T.K. of course and my friends are gonna be the news crew here at TDN. Kari who's here at my right is my co-anchor. Joe's gonna be in the field doing live reports. Mimi is in fashion and entertainment, and Izzy in techno news and will also be doing "Izzy's corner." Kari...
Kari: Today the top story is on Matt Ishida. Hometown hero going rockstar made his debut two weeks ago on Hay Reno's 'Tonite Show'. Joe Kido interviewed Matt earlier, Mimi has all the details, Mimi...
Mimi: Okay, here it is, a couple minutes of our interview with Matt
*Video shows on T.V. behind Mimi*
******
Joe: So Matt, what went on after the interview with Mr. Reno?
Matt: Well, first I had people all over me begging for an autograph and girls trying to ask me out.
Joe: Then...
Matt: Then some other movie star walked by, but I never knew who it was 'cause I was knocked out by the stampede.
Joe: Hahahahahahahaha...
******
Mimi: Poor guy. He was actually in a hospital for three days... Anyways in other news, the gameshow Digital Squares has delayed in its coming due to lack of contestants. If you still want to join, please contact us at our new e-mail address which is at Mitch9_2000@yahoo.com. Also, a couple new shows will be coming out such as "Law and Order... Our Way." Here's a preview of it coming up. This was when our director told us what it's about.
******
Director: Okay kids, using some new technology from 'MiB Super Supplies' we're going to try out this new script called "Law and Order... Our Way." It's going to take place in Tokyo. Tai, Sora, and Matt are all 41 years old, T.K. and Kari are 38, Mimi and Izzy are 40 and Joe is 42. Tai, Sora, and Kari are heading a law firm, of which Kari is in charge. Joe's the doctor and Mimi is T.K.'s girlfriend.
Izzy: I believe you forgot T.K. and myself.
T.K.: Yeah, how 'bout us?
Director: I'm getting to it. Izzy, you're partners in crime with the LATE criminal mastermind, Mr. T.K. Takaishi...
*******
Mimi: Sounds exciting, just gives me the shivers! Well, back to you, T.K.
T.K.: I still can't believe we're gonna do that thing.
Kari: Yeah, it's pretty weird, you're dead, I'm in charge of a law firm, and Tai actually knows something aside from being able to kick a soccer ball into a net.
*Tai yells from backstage*
Tai: Hey, I know more things than that, and I could be a lawyer if I wanted to.
Kari: Oh yeah, then tell me does Japan have executions like America?
Tai: Uh...?
Kari: Thought so.
T.K.: By the way, does it?
Kari: Well, that's what the script says.
T.K.: Anyways, it's that time you've all been waiting for... 'Izzy's Corner'.
Izzy: Izzy here in technology, well there isn't much difference this time around except for this amazing new device we got from a MiB Super Supplies. Apparently it can cause a person to change age in either direction, from younger to older. Using this technology, we have already made quite a few T.V. shows and movies by various directors (read: Fanfic authors) where we are in fact older than we really are. To think of all the amazing things we can do with this... Aside from that, it's time for Izzy's Corner.
*Background changes to a living room with a fire and Izzy sits down behind a desk*
Izzy: Have you ever wondered why people blame inanimate or non-living objects. Such as when a friend or possibly a sibling destroys one of your belongings and says, "It wasn't me, it just popped up there," or possibly, "I was just walking when all of a sudden 'poof' there it was." You can now say to that person, *Izzy gets wild-eyed* "You bumbling idiot, WHY did you do that! It ain't even alive you walking moron!" *Izzy returns to normal* And that's it for Izzy's corner, back to you T.K.
T.K.: Ummm...
Kari: Sorry, I was talking to him earlier and he seemed mad about something so I told him it's not good to keep it all inside and that he should let it loose.
T.K.: Ahhh. 'Kay, now I get it. Well that's it for TDN news, remember to enter for a chance on Digital Squares. B'bye 'yall.
Kari: Oh wait one more thing, this is a call to all you great artists out there. We need a picture of our new symbol for TDN. It'll be a globe with Agumon's head in the center and the station letters crossing the globe. If you can imagine it, please send us your picture.
T.K.: Is that it?
Kari: I think so.
T.K.: Okay then, this is TDN news, channel 527, Odaiba, signing off. See ya later!
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"Good enough." told Tai to T.K..
"Well you didn't do any better when you had the chance to be anchor."
"Be quiet." Tai admonished T.K., then called out to Izzy, "Hey Izzy, I was wondering if we could use that Age modifi-watchamacallit to make some fake I.D.'s."
"I don't think so, Tai. We're supposed to be good guys. Besides I'm not telling you how to use it."
Tai started to walk away and started to mumble, "Fine, be that way... Ooff!" He said as he walked right into the 'Izzy's Corner' background which collapsed right onto a table.
"MY SCIENCE PROJECT!! I can't believe you destroyed my science project!"
"Uhh... Umm...," Tai stuttered, "It wasn't me, it just popped up there. I mean, I was just walking when all of a sudden 'poof' there it was."
"Uh-oh." Kari said as she started to walk very quickly to the little girls room.
Izzy gets all wild-eyed again and grabs Tai by the collar, "First you crush film which took me five hours to edit and now my science project! You bumbling idiot, why did you do that! The backdrop ain't even alive you walking moron!"
Tai breaks free and runs off as Izzy chases Tai. T.K. turns around and looks at the camera and makes a funny face when he sees the red light still on. He moves out of view and then...
STAY TUNED...
The Digital Network presents...
TDN News with Takeru Takaishi
"Okay people one last time, T.K. this is your last chance."
"Alright, geez," T.K. shouted, "I'm only eight here. I promise, this is the last time."
***********************************************************************< br />
Tai: Welcome to TDN News with news anchor, Takeru Takaishi.
T.K.: Thanks Tai. Hiya there, I'm T.K. of course and my friends are gonna be the news crew here at TDN. Kari who's here at my right is my co-anchor. Joe's gonna be in the field doing live reports. Mimi is in fashion and entertainment, and Izzy in techno news and will also be doing "Izzy's corner." Kari...
Kari: Today the top story is on Matt Ishida. Hometown hero going rockstar made his debut two weeks ago on Hay Reno's 'Tonite Show'. Joe Kido interviewed Matt earlier, Mimi has all the details, Mimi...
Mimi: Okay, here it is, a couple minutes of our interview with Matt
*Video shows on T.V. behind Mimi*
******
Joe: So Matt, what went on after the interview with Mr. Reno?
Matt: Well, first I had people all over me begging for an autograph and girls trying to ask me out.
Joe: Then...
Matt: Then some other movie star walked by, but I never knew who it was 'cause I was knocked out by the stampede.
Joe: Hahahahahahahaha...
******
Mimi: Poor guy. He was actually in a hospital for three days... Anyways in other news, the gameshow Digital Squares has delayed in its coming due to lack of contestants. If you still want to join, please contact us at our new e-mail address which is at Mitch9_2000@yahoo.com. Also, a couple new shows will be coming out such as "Law and Order... Our Way." Here's a preview of it coming up. This was when our director told us what it's about.
******
Director: Okay kids, using some new technology from 'MiB Super Supplies' we're going to try out this new script called "Law and Order... Our Way." It's going to take place in Tokyo. Tai, Sora, and Matt are all 41 years old, T.K. and Kari are 38, Mimi and Izzy are 40 and Joe is 42. Tai, Sora, and Kari are heading a law firm, of which Kari is in charge. Joe's the doctor and Mimi is T.K.'s girlfriend.
Izzy: I believe you forgot T.K. and myself.
T.K.: Yeah, how 'bout us?
Director: I'm getting to it. Izzy, you're partners in crime with the LATE criminal mastermind, Mr. T.K. Takaishi...
*******
Mimi: Sounds exciting, just gives me the shivers! Well, back to you, T.K.
T.K.: I still can't believe we're gonna do that thing.
Kari: Yeah, it's pretty weird, you're dead, I'm in charge of a law firm, and Tai actually knows something aside from being able to kick a soccer ball into a net.
*Tai yells from backstage*
Tai: Hey, I know more things than that, and I could be a lawyer if I wanted to.
Kari: Oh yeah, then tell me does Japan have executions like America?
Tai: Uh...?
Kari: Thought so.
T.K.: By the way, does it?
Kari: Well, that's what the script says.
T.K.: Anyways, it's that time you've all been waiting for... 'Izzy's Corner'.
Izzy: Izzy here in technology, well there isn't much difference this time around except for this amazing new device we got from a MiB Super Supplies. Apparently it can cause a person to change age in either direction, from younger to older. Using this technology, we have already made quite a few T.V. shows and movies by various directors (read: Fanfic authors) where we are in fact older than we really are. To think of all the amazing things we can do with this... Aside from that, it's time for Izzy's Corner.
*Background changes to a living room with a fire and Izzy sits down behind a desk*
Izzy: Have you ever wondered why people blame inanimate or non-living objects. Such as when a friend or possibly a sibling destroys one of your belongings and says, "It wasn't me, it just popped up there," or possibly, "I was just walking when all of a sudden 'poof' there it was." You can now say to that person, *Izzy gets wild-eyed* "You bumbling idiot, WHY did you do that! It ain't even alive you walking moron!" *Izzy returns to normal* And that's it for Izzy's corner, back to you T.K.
T.K.: Ummm...
Kari: Sorry, I was talking to him earlier and he seemed mad about something so I told him it's not good to keep it all inside and that he should let it loose.
T.K.: Ahhh. 'Kay, now I get it. Well that's it for TDN news, remember to enter for a chance on Digital Squares. B'bye 'yall.
Kari: Oh wait one more thing, this is a call to all you great artists out there. We need a picture of our new symbol for TDN. It'll be a globe with Agumon's head in the center and the station letters crossing the globe. If you can imagine it, please send us your picture.
T.K.: Is that it?
Kari: I think so.
T.K.: Okay then, this is TDN news, channel 527, Odaiba, signing off. See ya later!
***********************************************************************< br />
"Good enough." told Tai to T.K..
"Well you didn't do any better when you had the chance to be anchor."
"Be quiet." Tai admonished T.K., then called out to Izzy, "Hey Izzy, I was wondering if we could use that Age modifi-watchamacallit to make some fake I.D.'s."
"I don't think so, Tai. We're supposed to be good guys. Besides I'm not telling you how to use it."
Tai started to walk away and started to mumble, "Fine, be that way... Ooff!" He said as he walked right into the 'Izzy's Corner' background which collapsed right onto a table.
"MY SCIENCE PROJECT!! I can't believe you destroyed my science project!"
"Uhh... Umm...," Tai stuttered, "It wasn't me, it just popped up there. I mean, I was just walking when all of a sudden 'poof' there it was."
"Uh-oh." Kari said as she started to walk very quickly to the little girls room.
Izzy gets all wild-eyed again and grabs Tai by the collar, "First you crush film which took me five hours to edit and now my science project! You bumbling idiot, why did you do that! The backdrop ain't even alive you walking moron!"
Tai breaks free and runs off as Izzy chases Tai. T.K. turns around and looks at the camera and makes a funny face when he sees the red light still on. He moves out of view and then...
STAY TUNED...