Digimon Fan Fiction ❯ The Fine Print ❯ The Fine Print ( Chapter 1 )
[ X - Adult: No readers under 18. Contains Graphic Adult Themes/Extreme violence. ]
By: Fluffylightyaoiboi 
Anime/Manga: Digimon Fan Fiction | Genre(s): Hentai / Romance / Angst | Type: Other | Uploaded On: 01.11.2004 | Pages: 1 | Words: 629 | Visits: 1.4K | Status: Completed
Anime/Manga: Digimon Fan Fiction | Genre(s): Hentai / Romance / Angst | Type: Other | Uploaded On: 01.11.2004 | Pages: 1 | Words: 629 | Visits: 1.4K | Status: Completed
Disclaimer: ::acts official:: I don’t own Digimon, Bandai, or a pocket size can of Cheeze-WizÓ. If I did, I wouldn’t be writing fan fiction, I’d be directing it. Any problems with my story should be left to the idiots who came up with the idea ( i.e. the chimpanzees and chipmunks in my walk-in closet). ::grins dreamily:: Mmmm….Cheeze-Wiz.
The Fine Print
Daisuke deleted yet another chain e-mail from a friend of his in America as he muttered something about not caring if he didn’t get a date with some porno star. He sighed as he clicked on an e-mail from Yolei.
“Crap, crap, crap. Why don’t I ever get anything good like ‘16/f looking for handsome 13/m?”
The screen revealed what appeared to be a link to a dating site for young teens and a note from Yolei saying “Thought you might enjoy this”. With a shrug, Daisuke clicked on the link and was instantly shown a list of people in his area who wanted a date. He scrolled down the list until he saw one that said ‘Cute blonde looking for…’ and instantly clicked on it. The ad read as follows:
“Cute blonde looking for someone who likes Manga, Card Captor Sakura, and laser tag. Also must be willing to have fun all the time. E-mail me for a date.”
Not bothering to read the profile, Daisuke sent an e-mail to the person. Surprisingly, a response came two minutes later with a meeting place and a time for the same day.
“Yes! I got a date! Hahahaha!” Daisuke threw his arms in the air and fell backwards in his chair thus landing with a loud thud and a very loud scream.
“What the hell was that Dai?! I heard that in the bathroom!” Jun stuck her head in his room and stared at him.
“Nothing. I’m fine. Go back to preening yourself.” He looked over to the door and saw Jun had actually listened to him. “Huhn…imagine that.”
He got up and picked out a nice shirt and a clean pair of shorts and changed. As he put on his shirt he sniffed himself. “Eww…cologne is a must.”
***
Thirty minutes and almost one bottle of cologne later, Daisuke left for the meeting place. At first he walked, then decided he wanted to get there as fast a possible, so he started running and tripped on a piece of concrete thus slamming his face into the ground.
“Sonofa…” Dusting himself off, he entered the mall, got himself a soda, and sat down on a bench to wait for his date. He looked around as he sipped his soda and saw a busty blonde girl who appeared to be Swedish. “Mmmm….Swedish.”
He turned his head and saw TK standing nearby.
“Wonder what he’s doing here…” Daisuke got up and walked over to TK. “Heya stupid, what are you doing here?”
TK smiled and said, “I’m waiting for a date.”
“Hey, me too!” Daisuke sipped his soda when a thought suddenly occurred to him.
To Be Continued…
Commentary by the Author:
Ok, I know it wasn’t that good, but it gets better…I hope. I would appreciate reviews, but please refrain from shattering what little sanity I have by bashing me to death. Now if you’ll excuse me, I have to talk to the writing staff. ::puts on a catholic school girl uniform, frolicks to his closet and starts screaming at the chipmunks and chimpanzees::
The Fine Print
Daisuke deleted yet another chain e-mail from a friend of his in America as he muttered something about not caring if he didn’t get a date with some porno star. He sighed as he clicked on an e-mail from Yolei.
“Crap, crap, crap. Why don’t I ever get anything good like ‘16/f looking for handsome 13/m?”
The screen revealed what appeared to be a link to a dating site for young teens and a note from Yolei saying “Thought you might enjoy this”. With a shrug, Daisuke clicked on the link and was instantly shown a list of people in his area who wanted a date. He scrolled down the list until he saw one that said ‘Cute blonde looking for…’ and instantly clicked on it. The ad read as follows:
“Cute blonde looking for someone who likes Manga, Card Captor Sakura, and laser tag. Also must be willing to have fun all the time. E-mail me for a date.”
Not bothering to read the profile, Daisuke sent an e-mail to the person. Surprisingly, a response came two minutes later with a meeting place and a time for the same day.
“Yes! I got a date! Hahahaha!” Daisuke threw his arms in the air and fell backwards in his chair thus landing with a loud thud and a very loud scream.
“What the hell was that Dai?! I heard that in the bathroom!” Jun stuck her head in his room and stared at him.
“Nothing. I’m fine. Go back to preening yourself.” He looked over to the door and saw Jun had actually listened to him. “Huhn…imagine that.”
He got up and picked out a nice shirt and a clean pair of shorts and changed. As he put on his shirt he sniffed himself. “Eww…cologne is a must.”
***
Thirty minutes and almost one bottle of cologne later, Daisuke left for the meeting place. At first he walked, then decided he wanted to get there as fast a possible, so he started running and tripped on a piece of concrete thus slamming his face into the ground.
“Sonofa…” Dusting himself off, he entered the mall, got himself a soda, and sat down on a bench to wait for his date. He looked around as he sipped his soda and saw a busty blonde girl who appeared to be Swedish. “Mmmm….Swedish.”
He turned his head and saw TK standing nearby.
“Wonder what he’s doing here…” Daisuke got up and walked over to TK. “Heya stupid, what are you doing here?”
TK smiled and said, “I’m waiting for a date.”
“Hey, me too!” Daisuke sipped his soda when a thought suddenly occurred to him.
To Be Continued…
Commentary by the Author:
Ok, I know it wasn’t that good, but it gets better…I hope. I would appreciate reviews, but please refrain from shattering what little sanity I have by bashing me to death. Now if you’ll excuse me, I have to talk to the writing staff. ::puts on a catholic school girl uniform, frolicks to his closet and starts screaming at the chipmunks and chimpanzees::