Digimon Fan Fiction ❯ The Fine Print ❯ What, no return Policy? ( Chapter 2 )
[ X - Adult: No readers under 18. Contains Graphic Adult Themes/Extreme violence. ]
By: Fluffylightyaoiboi 
Anime/Manga: Digimon Fan Fiction | Genre(s): Hentai / Romance / Angst | Type: Other | Uploaded On: 01.11.2004 | Pages: 1 | Words: 659 | Visits: 992 | Status: Completed
Anime/Manga: Digimon Fan Fiction | Genre(s): Hentai / Romance / Angst | Type: Other | Uploaded On: 01.11.2004 | Pages: 1 | Words: 659 | Visits: 992 | Status: Completed
Wow. So far I’ve gotten good reviews. I’m amazed! So, due to the indecent content that my writers (i.e. the Chimpanzees and Chipmunks in my walk-in closet) type up, I’ve been forced to write more smutty visual suggestions and turn them into a wonderful chapter 2.…I hope. Enjoy for all it’s worth!
Chapter 2: What, No Return Policy?
Daisuke crossed his eyes and shot soda out of his nose onto the ground. “Ack!!!!!!”
TK burst out laughing. “You…you just…Ahahahahah!!!!!”
While rubbing his nose furiously, Daisuke turned to him and said, “You think that’s funny?! I’m the one who’s here to go on a date with you! Arg!!!!”
TK thought about that for a second then grinned, “Well then, I guess you’ll have to do. But to be quite honest I was expecting a better looking guy.”
Daisuke snarled, “What’dya mean? I’m not good looking? Why I’ll tell you that I look…..um….did you just say ‘Guy’?” Takeru nodded cheerfully and watched as Daisuke turned beet red. “I didn’t know that….you never said that….but how could you be….um…” he looked at TK, “please finish the sentence ‘cause if I do I’ll pass out.”
Takeru scratched his head for a second then his eyes lit up. “You mean you didn’t know that I liked Card Captor Sakura, I never said that I was on a dating service, and you want to know how I could be gay, right?”
Daisuke noded weakly in response. With that Takeru put his arm on Daisuke’s shoulders and led him towards a coffee bar.
“Well it’s a complicated story really, so I’m not gonna tell you the whole thing. Basically one day I had a complete and utter attraction to a friend of mine in school. He never found out, but boy howdy did it make it hard to speak to him.” Takeru chuckled as he sat Daisuke down at a table and waved for a waiter.
Daisuke blinked like an idiot while TK ordered two cups of coffee, and continued to do so until the waiter brought their drinks. That was when he ventured to speak. “Uh…well…hey, look at that. Gundam SEED model kits on sale, and I forgot to bring money…hehe…” He then turned red and looked into his coffee.
Takeru sipped his coffee and then spoke again. “Well, I can understand your apprehensiveness, but give me a chance. Besides, if this doesn’t work out, you can pretend it never happened…” TK lowered his voice so not even Daisuke could hear him, “…although I’ll still have the urge to grab your ass.”
Daisuke thought about it carefully then nodded. “Ok, I’ll give it a chance. But I warn you, under no circumstances will I do anything sexual with you.”
Takeru finished his coffee and got up. “Ok, that‘s fine. Meet me at the Moriguchi Teen Club tonight at 8. You better be there.” He winked at Daisuke and walked away.
Daisuke sipped his coffee and swallowed it very slowly as he watched TK walk away, “I think I’m gonna need a phsychiatrist after this is over.”
To Be Continued…
After-comments by the Author: There’s another chapter. Will Daisuke regret his words to Takeru? And what will he wear? Certainly not plaid…::grins evily:: I’ll have to ponder that one. Anywho, please comment. For those of you anxious for some shonen action, be patient, for your time will come. Now I must harass the writers, so catchya later! ::puts on a catholic school girl uniform and picks up a M-16 loaded with cheeze-wiz; enters his closet and shuts the door::
Chapter 2: What, No Return Policy?
Daisuke crossed his eyes and shot soda out of his nose onto the ground. “Ack!!!!!!”
TK burst out laughing. “You…you just…Ahahahahah!!!!!”
While rubbing his nose furiously, Daisuke turned to him and said, “You think that’s funny?! I’m the one who’s here to go on a date with you! Arg!!!!”
TK thought about that for a second then grinned, “Well then, I guess you’ll have to do. But to be quite honest I was expecting a better looking guy.”
Daisuke snarled, “What’dya mean? I’m not good looking? Why I’ll tell you that I look…..um….did you just say ‘Guy’?” Takeru nodded cheerfully and watched as Daisuke turned beet red. “I didn’t know that….you never said that….but how could you be….um…” he looked at TK, “please finish the sentence ‘cause if I do I’ll pass out.”
Takeru scratched his head for a second then his eyes lit up. “You mean you didn’t know that I liked Card Captor Sakura, I never said that I was on a dating service, and you want to know how I could be gay, right?”
Daisuke noded weakly in response. With that Takeru put his arm on Daisuke’s shoulders and led him towards a coffee bar.
“Well it’s a complicated story really, so I’m not gonna tell you the whole thing. Basically one day I had a complete and utter attraction to a friend of mine in school. He never found out, but boy howdy did it make it hard to speak to him.” Takeru chuckled as he sat Daisuke down at a table and waved for a waiter.
Daisuke blinked like an idiot while TK ordered two cups of coffee, and continued to do so until the waiter brought their drinks. That was when he ventured to speak. “Uh…well…hey, look at that. Gundam SEED model kits on sale, and I forgot to bring money…hehe…” He then turned red and looked into his coffee.
Takeru sipped his coffee and then spoke again. “Well, I can understand your apprehensiveness, but give me a chance. Besides, if this doesn’t work out, you can pretend it never happened…” TK lowered his voice so not even Daisuke could hear him, “…although I’ll still have the urge to grab your ass.”
Daisuke thought about it carefully then nodded. “Ok, I’ll give it a chance. But I warn you, under no circumstances will I do anything sexual with you.”
Takeru finished his coffee and got up. “Ok, that‘s fine. Meet me at the Moriguchi Teen Club tonight at 8. You better be there.” He winked at Daisuke and walked away.
Daisuke sipped his coffee and swallowed it very slowly as he watched TK walk away, “I think I’m gonna need a phsychiatrist after this is over.”
To Be Continued…
After-comments by the Author: There’s another chapter. Will Daisuke regret his words to Takeru? And what will he wear? Certainly not plaid…::grins evily:: I’ll have to ponder that one. Anywho, please comment. For those of you anxious for some shonen action, be patient, for your time will come. Now I must harass the writers, so catchya later! ::puts on a catholic school girl uniform and picks up a M-16 loaded with cheeze-wiz; enters his closet and shuts the door::