Digimon Fan Fiction ❯ You Could Say That... (Episode 1) ❯ Interviewing Tai and Matt ( Chapter 2 )

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Kari's voice: Scene one. We interview my brother Tai.

*camera suddenly shows author with duct tape over mouth*

Kari's voice: *unfazed* We had to gag the Psycho Neko.

Ken: Tai, I need your advice.

Tai: *grins* Well, you've come to the right place! What is it, Kenny boy?!

Ken: *twitches* You know Yolei, right?

Tai: *nods* Yup.

Ken: Well, I have this huge crush on her, but I don't know how to tell her... What would you do?

Tai: Speaking from experience, I would get her really mad at me, write an email to apologize, sign it 'Love Ken/Tai', send it, get attacked by Diaboromon via the internet, defeat Diaboromon, then go kiss her since she'll have finally gotten the email.

Ken: Ah. *twiches again* Thanks.

Tai: No problemo Kenny boy! Anytime!

Kari's voice: That was, er... helpful. Stick around, we're talking to Matt after this commercial.

*commercial*
Yolei (disguised as announcer): If you went to Super Mart, looking for fruit, this is what they'd say...

*digimon (dressed as gorcery clerks) dance on screen*

Digimon: Yes! We have no bananas! We have no banans today!

Yolei (as announcer): Here at HealthPlus, we can meet all your fruit needs!

*Mimi (also dressed as grocery clerk) walks on screen*

Mimi: The bananas are down aisle 3 on your right. *looks truly disturbed* I'm always here to help if you have any questions.
*commercial ends*

Kari's voice: Er, yes... *long pause* Next, we talk to Matt.

*muffled squeal followed by a whimper as Psycho Neko is kicked in the shin*

Ken: Matt, I need your advice on something. *trys to look shy*

Matt: What is it Ken?

Ken: Well, I have this crush on Yolei, but she doesn't know I like her. I'm too nervous to tell her and... What should I do?

Matt: Never fear Ken! The ladies man is here!

*Ken sweatdrops*

Ken: Um. Okay.

Matt: *takes huge folder out of bag* Now what you need to do is start talking to her casually a couple days before you tell here...

...Two hours later...

Matt: And before you tell her, brush your teeth. That's very important.

*Ken starts to tip sideways*

Matt: Are you listening Ken?

Ken: Wha? Oh. Yes, I'm listening! You were on step 196.

Matt: Okay. Just so I know. Anyways...

...One and a half hours later...

Matt: And that's about it. Does that answer your question Ken?

Ken: *eyes glazed over* Yes, thanks Matt. *staggers away*

Kari's voice: Next we talk to Izzy. Stay tuned. *yawns*

*commercial*
Sora (as announcer): Canned tomatoes. Buy them now.

Yolei (in background): *&%#! &^%$#^#!

Sora: Okay, okay. Please buy canned tomatoes now.
*commercial ends*

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Psycho Neko's note: Well, would you squeal if you were in the same room as Ken and Matt?!