Digimon Fan Fiction ❯ You Could Say That... (Episode 1) ❯ Interviewing Izzy and Joe ( Chapter 3 )

Disclaimer: Yes, I own Digimon. All of it. ^sighs^ Okay, maybe not, but it's the though that counts... R&R!

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Kari's voice: Don't mind them... Scene three, we talk to Izzy.

Ken: Izzy, I need your advice.

Izzy: About what Ken?

Ken: Well, I have this big crush on Yolei but-

Izzy: Yolei?! My Miyako-chan?!

Ken: *sweatdrops* Um, yes Izzy. Any how... She doesn't know I like her and I'm too shy to ask her out. What-

Izzy: Ask her out?! Ask my Miyako-chan out?!

Ken: Yes Izzy. Ask your 'Miyako-chan' out. *sighs* What should I do?

Izzy: Not ask her out! That's what you should do! Yolei is mine!!!

Ken: *exsasperated* Okay, fine. Let's say I have a crush on the Psycho Neko here. What would you suggest?

*camera crashes to floor as Psycho Neko faints*

Ken: I lose more fan girls that way.

Kari's voice: We'll be back. Once we revive the Psycho Neko.

*commercial*
Gatomon: *bouncing up and down* Would ya like some catnip?! Would ya?! Would ya?! Whee!

*Yolei walks on screen and sedates Gatomon*

Yolei: Catnip anyone?
*commercial ends*

Kari's voice: Since that interview with Izzy didn't go so well. we're movng on to Joe. The Psycho Neko has been revived, and fresh duct tape has been applied, so we're good to go!

*angry outcry from Psycho Neko's fans (namely her cats)*

*Kari sighs*

Ken: Hello Joe, I need your advice.

Joe: On what Ken? If you have a cough or a cut or a cold I can help you but if you have a life-threatening illness please go die somewhere else.

Ken: Um, actually, I was looking to get some relationship advice.

Joe: Oh. *eyes grow very wide* Well, I have to say I'm not the person you should ask, try Matt or Tai or Izzy

*Ken sighs*

Joe: But I do have a textbook somewhere... Just a second.

*bookshelf magically appears and Joe pulls out a 6-inch thick book*

Joe: You can borrow it for some light reading if you want.

Ken: *faces pales* Er, no. Thanks anyway Joe.

Joe: It was my pleasure. Are you sure you don't have a a cough or a cut or a cold.

*Ken runs away*

Kari: *laughs nervously* I just won't ask. At all.

*commercial*
Mimi's voice: Miles of smooth blacktop stretch away into the distance, protected by a canopy of green. Your engine purrs smoothly as your tires grip the curves...

*a car (with Veemon behind the wheel) swerves down the road, barely missing the 'canopy of green'*

Mimi's voice: Sound like the perfect dream? You can make it a reality. Come down to Tokyo Chrystler and make your dream come true!

*sound of squealing tires and a huge bang as Veemon loses control of the car*

Veemon: Ow.
*commercial ends*

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Neko's note: I couldn't resist! I had to do a car commercial! ^giggles^ Poor Veemon.