Digimon Fan Fiction ❯ You Could Say That... (Episode 1) ❯ Interviewing Cody and T.K. ( Chapter 4 )

Disclaimer: I do not own Digimon in any way, shape, or form. ^pouts^ I do own the Psycho Neko, as she is me. ^plinks^ That doesn't make much sense... OH WELL! R&R please!

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Kari's voice: We would like to add that no Digimon or digi-destined were harmed in the making of this show. The Psycho Neko wasn't so lucky.

*Psycho Neko whimpers*

*Ken knocks on the door of kendo studio thingy*

Ken: Um, Cody?

*Cody opens door*

Cody: *in full kendo gear* Oh, hi Ken. Would you like to come in?

Ken: Er, okay.

*Cody waves stick around for awhile*

Ken: Ah, Cody?

Cody: Yes? *turns around and almost pokes Ken's eye out with his kendo stick*

Ken: *backs away a bit* I need your advice about something.

Cody: Oh. *takes helmet off and puts stick down*

*Ken sighs with relief*

Cody: What kind of advice?

Ken: Well, I have this crush on Yolei, but I'm too nervous to tell her. What should I do?

Cody: *looks nervous* Ah, Ken? I'm nine.

Ken: *sarcastically* Good observation Cody.

Cody: *smacks forehead* What I mean is, I don't know anything about girls.

Ken: Oh, really? What about Noriko Nanaka then?

Cody: What?! How'd you know about her?!

Ken: I have my ways.

*Psycho Neko holds up a diary*

Cody: Hey! That's mine!

Ken: *sarcastically* Good observation Cody.

Cody: #&%$! *picks up kendo stick and walks towards Ken*

Ken: *backs away more* Um, Psycho Neko? Give him the diary please!

*Psycho Neko obediently hands the diary to Cody*

Cody: Thanks. *walks away and high-fives his grandpa*

Grandpa: This calls for some yoghurt in a packet!

Kari's voice: If this was any other TV shows, I would have said 'cut' six scenes ago. But, this isn't any other TV show so... More, you crazy people! More!

*commercial*
Mimi: Er, we've run out of ideas.

Sora: So we're going to do an interpretive dance!

Yolei: We call this dance,

Hawkmon: Coffee or Tea!

*digimon sit down and wave*

Sora: *walking in between digimon* Coffee or tea?

Mimi: Coffee or tea?

Yolei: Coffee or tea?

*digimon get up and dance*

Kari's voice: I've never said this before, but CUT!!!

Patamon: Thank goodness!

Armadillomon: You call that dancing, Wormon?!

Wormon: Yeah! So what, armadillo?

Armadillomon: Why I outta... *Wormon and Armadillomon knock each other out*

Kari's voice: *coughs* Right then. Scene six, we interview T.K.

Ken: T.K.? I need your advice...

T.K.: Ah, okay. About what?

Ken: Well, I have this big crush on Yolei, but I'm too shy to ask her out.

T.K.: *looks bemused* Um, Ken. Perhaps you don't remember this, but you've already asked Yolei out! You've been on five dates, kissed eight times and...

Ken: And you were counting?

T.K.: Er... Yes! I mean no! I... *sighs*

*piercing shriek from Psycho Neko as she finally tears the duct tape off her mouth*

Ken: *sweatdrops* Don't mind her, T.K.

T.K.: *disturbed* I'm trying, but it's not working!

Ken: Anyhow, what would you do if you wanted to ask Kari out, but you were too shy?

Kari's voice: Ken, you idiot! *Ken dodges video camera*

Ken: What?!

Kari's voice: That was an extremely stupid question!

Ken: Why?!

Kari's voice: I'm not even going to try and explain! And why are you arguing with the narrator anyways?!

Ken: Um. *sighs* I give up.

T.K.: You know Ken, I'm just going to leave, okay?

Psycho Neko: Wait T.K.! Before you go...

T.K.: What?

Psycho Neko: digi-angel thinks you're cute!

T.K.: She what?! Oh my gawd. *faints*

Kari's voice: Damn you Psycho Neko! Look what you've done to T.K.!

Psycho Neko: *dodges bullets Matrix-style* Hey, it's digi-angel that terrified him!

Kari's voice: Oh. Okay. Damn you digi-angel! Look what you've done to T.K.!

*commercial*
Mimi: Hello, and welcome to bowling for lawnmowers!

Sora: What?! Lawnmowers?!

Mimi: Oops. Wrong script. Do you li-

*gets attacked by Michael*

Michael: Hey Meems, whatcha doin'?

Mimi: *sweatdrops* Er, filming a commercial.

Creepy international digi-destined: Ooo... Can we help?

Sora: Ah...

The Hoi brothers: Hey, this one's almost as cute as Kari!

Hoi #1: So, what are you doing tonight?

Hoi #2: Wanna get something to eat?

Hoi #3: How about dinner and a movie?

*Sora screams and runs away*

The Hoi brothers: Hey, wait! *chase after her*

Yolei: *looks at chaos in background and sighs* Ken, how the heck did I get stuck with these idiots?! Everything was going fine and then... *sobs* Why do you and Kari get to star in your own TV show and I have to do the commercials?! I'm special! I'm great! I've even been to the dark world, if that's what counts! Why meeee... *breaks down crying*

Commercial peoples: Idiots?!
*commercial ends*

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Neko's note: Are you as confused as Ken is? Goood...

(Yes, I know everybody was OOC, but, you can't win them all, ne?) That didn't make sense...