Dragon Ball/Z/GT Fan Fiction / Card Captor Sakura Fan Fiction ❯ Reluctant Bride ❯ A Blast From The Past! Or Was It The Future? ( Chapter 9 )

Hey! I'm back! And it hasn't even been too long since I posted the last chapter to! YAY! ::does a victory dance::

Fanfiction.net was down, so I would have updated this alot sooner. Thanks for being patient! ::hugs::

Sorry if I'm confusing people... its just a talent I have, and I never know when I'm doing it! I love all my reviewers your all sooooo cool!

Uh... your stupid author learned something new. This isn't just a crossover fic. Its a mix between a crossover and a fusion, since Sakura's playing the part of Gohan.

Also answering one reviewer's question about the video camera. This is the DBZ world. Remember in Dragonball when Goku first met Chi-Chi and the Ox-King? Chi-Chi and her father lived in a village with huts and stuff, yet the Ox-King had a capsule air car. So technology does exist, it just wasn't used much in the first few chapters.

And to clear more things up, this is 4 years after the Cell Games. Your still stupid author probably screwed up the original list telling you how old everybody is in this story so, the NEW ages are as follows-

Goten- 4

Trunks- 5

Sakura- 22 (If I did the math right, that's how old she should be if Radditz came when she was 11)

Syaoran- 22

Meiling- 22

Tomoyo- 22

Eriol- 22

Piccolo- 26 (Yes, Piccolo is only 4 years older than Gohan! Is that so hard to believe?)

Goku: 36 (All you have to do is know how old Goku is, and then you know everyone from ChiChi to Launch)

ChiChi- 36

Bulma- 40

Vegeta- 41

Yamcha- 40

Krillen- 37

18- 37

Tien- 40

Launch- 39

Mirai Trunks- 18 (yeah this story is gonna get screwed up...)

Mirai Peony- 17 (I created this character! I own her, so ha!)

Bardock- 42 (When the two Mirai's visit, well, lets just say I wouldn't want to be that time machine...)

King Vegeta- 44 (lol This is almost too cruel to do to Vegeta... That's why its fun)

Chaozu- 41 (I don't know how old he is, how long do Emperor Mimes live?)

Dende- 20 (I think he's a year younger than Gohan...O_o)

King Kai- A millennium or so old (Otherwise I have no clue.)

Nail- (Just in Piccolo's head so his age doesn't matter)

Kami- (same as the above, but he was 500 years old when he fused with Piccolo)

Korin- 800 (This was at the begining of DBZ so hes older than this. I'm just too lazy 2 do the math)

Yajirobe- 35 (Wild guesses people, wild guesses!)

Mr. Popo- He was probably there since the dawn of time... So that makes him a few billion years old.

GT Peony- 14 (Yes, she is Sakura's future daughter. aka Pan's replacement..)

GT Bra- 15 (One of the poor people crammed into the time machine.)

Bra- 1 (Vegeta's little Princess!)

Gt Trunks- 18 (Three Trunks' at once. May god have mercy on our souls.)

Gt Goten- 17 (I hope he got smarter, for all our sakes.)

Gt Marron- 15 (You think that there wouldn't be any room left in that time machine by now...)

Marron- 1

Uub- 15

And I'll list more characters if I can think of any....

Sorry peeps.. the whole Bibi-dee, Baba-dee, Majin Buu thing isn't gonna happen. It would just get to confusing, and I don't know what happens after Vegeta dies, and I don't want to make you guys wait a year for the end.

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Disclaimer: I don't own anything. But, I'm putting in a mini series before I start the fic now. Actually its the same thing I always do, I've just given it a title...

~~*~~The Misadventures of Lunapokema and the Z Fighters~~*~~

^_^

*~~Part One- Rings, Cakes, and Pretty Dresses~~*

Luna: ::humming to herself::

::DBZ characters walk in::

Goku: ^_^ Hi Luna!

Luna: ::doesn't answer::

Everyone: ?

Vegeta: ::walks up to her:: ::looks over her shoulder: O_O

(Hentai's!! \_/)

Everyone: ::dumbstruck::

Vegeta: ::recovers:: What the hell are you doing with the dragonballs?

Luna: I'm 'gonna make a wish. Duh......

Goku: ^_^ What are you gonna wish for?

Luna: >: D You'll find out...... ::realizes she doesn't know how to summon the Eternal Dragon::

Gohan: Seriously, what are you gonna wish for? ..... ::getting worried::

Luna: ::sits there for a few minutes:: ::turns around to look at the cast of DBZ:: How do you summon the dragon?

Everyone: ::blown away:: X_X ()

Luna: ::grabs the front of Dende's shirt...or whatever it is:: You! Summon the dragon!!!! \_/

Dende: Ok, just don't hurt me!!! ::summons the dragon::

Everyone: O_O

Shenlong: What is your wish..... ::thinking- I have the worst lines in the dubbed version...::

Luna: I wish for........................................................................ . ::pauses for dramatic effect::

Everyone: ::nervously awaiting the impending doom::

Luna: ::continued:: ........................................................ 5 more wishes!

Everyone Including The Dragon: ::blown away::

Shenlong: ::thinking- ....No one's ever asked that before... I wonder why........:: Your wish has been granted.

Piccolo: What? You can't do that......can you?

Everyone: ::looks at Dende::

Dende: ::shrugs his shoulders:: You got me...

Luna: Okay. First I wish my best friend Scaredycat88 was here, and that she was a pink talking cow!

::Scaredy appears out of nowhere apparently confused::

::turns into a pink talking cow::

Scaredy: What happened.... ::sees Dende:: YAY!!! ::glomps him::

Luna: Second, I wish for the worlds LARGEST chocolate wedding cake!
::large chocolate wedding cake appears out of nowhere::

Luna: Third, I wish for all of us to be dressed for a wedding with me being the bride, and the next person I touch being the groom!

::dragons eyes flash and everyone is dressed for a wedding with Luna in a wedding gown::

Luna: ::runs up to the Supreme Kai:: ::touches him, and he is now dressed as the groom::

Shin: ............ ::blushing and VERY VERY VERY confused::

Luna: ::links arms with Shin to keep him from running away:: Fourth, I wish for all of us to be in a church!

::Everyone is now in a church, where a baffled Minister is cleaning the alter::

Luna: ::drags Shin to the alter:: Fifth, I wish to have a size nine wedding ring with a very large diamond!!

::Shenlongs eyes flash and a very worn out dragon retreats to his home and the dragonballs scatter to the far corners of the Earth::

Luna: ::looks at the priest:: What are you waiting for? Start the ceremony already!

Priest: ::blah blah blah no one cares about the first part:: Luna, do you take this, er...::pauses when he see's the groom:: ...man... to be your lawfully wedded husband?

Luna: I do!!

Priest: And do you, Shin, take Luna to be your lawfully wedded wife?

Luna: ::nods his head::

Shin: ::finally realizes he's screwed:: O_o

Priest: Does anybody have a reason why these two shouldn't be married?

Shin: ::looks around desperate for help::

::Z fighters are trying not to laugh::

Priest: Then I now pronounce you man and wife. You may now kiss the bride. ::walks off to go to bed::

Luna: ::kisses Shin::

Shin: ::thinking- What did I do to deserve this?::

Luna: ^_^

Z women: ::crying::

Goten ::also crying::

Trunks: ::gives him a questioning look::

Goten: I always cry at weddings!!!

Trunks: ::sweatdrop:: -_- ()

Luna: You know what this means don't you?
Vegeta: Yes. You'll finally stop hitting on us....

Luna: No..... Now that I'm married to the Supreme Kai, I have even more power over you!

Everyone: O_O No!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

~End~

TBC.....

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Reluctant Bride

Chapter 7

A Blast From the Past! Or Was It The Future?

ChiChi had taken Sakura's place on the couch, and had been out for the past half hour. Goten and Bulma were taking care of her with no help from Piccolo, who really couldn't care less.

Sakura meanwhile had gone outside hoping that the fresh air would clear her thoughts. She felt right being here, but Sakura couldn't help but wonder what was going in the place that used to be home.

Thinking she wouldn't be missed she started to walk back from where she came praying she wouldn't get lost. She remembered she was still in her wedding dress, although it was torn and covered in dirt and grass stains.

The way back seemed shorter than first trip, and after what seemed like 15 minutes, which was actually half an hour, she was back at the church. Sakura decided to follow the outskirts and not risk being seen by walking through the town.

She got back to her house and came in the back way making her way up the stairs. She looked into her room to find it empty.

She moved to her closet change into black shorts and a pink halter top. She randomly grabbed a pair clogs and slipped her feet into them as she left the room.

Walking back downstairs she came across the guest room that Syaoran had been staying in. The door was closed and no sound was coming from the room.

She tried to turn the door handle, only to find that it was locked. Sakura dismissed it as nothing and knocked.

There were something that sounded like a thud, and footsteps followed after it. The lock clicked and Meiling, who had her hair down, answered the door wearing nothing but a sheet.

Sakura blushed, totally embarrassed. Meiling was blushing too, and Sakura thought she had walked in on Meiling and her husband.

"I'm so sorry, I was just looking for Syaoran. Do you happen to know where he is?" Meiling just looked down, suddenly interested in her feet.

"Ow! Kuso!" Sakura heard an unmistakable voice in the background. She pushed the door open further to find Syaoran in his underwear, who had just tripped over a stool.

She frowned. Turning to Meiling, Sakura surprisingly hugged her. She whispered something in Meilings ear and started to walk to the back door.

Meiling smiled and yelled out goodbye and thank you to her while Syaoran dashed after Sakura's retreating back.

"Sakura! Matte!" Sakura walked faster, not wanting a confrontation and slipped out the back door. Syaoran continued, and finally grabbed her arm making her stop.

"Sakura, let me explain.."

"Explain what? How you cheated on me? I don't want to hear it!!" She forcefully yanked her arm from his grasp and continued walking.

"Please, you don't understand, let me finish!" This time he grabbed her shoulder and Sakura stopped but didn't face him. "Your the one who walked out on me!"

"And you know what? I'm glad I didn't marry you, now that I know about your unfaithfulness!" Sakura started walking again but didn't get to far as his grip tightened.

By this point she was pissed off, and wanting to end this as quickly as she could, she turned around and slapped him as hard as she could. And for someone with her genes, it would be enough to derail a train.

Turning on her heel she stalked off out of town, hoping to never see the place again.

Syaoran, who miraculously, hadn't been rendered unconscious by the blow watched her go from his position on the ground. Getting up he followed her, for reasons unknown to even the author of this story.

Sakura was still shocked about what had happened. She couldn't believe she had just walked in on him after he did.... that.

She felt hurt, angry, and even more confused than she had forty five minutes ago. Sakura cried to herself as she walked, occasionally swiping at her eyes to dry them.

She knew that running from the alter may not have been the best choice in a new relationship, but it still gave him no reason to cheat on her. Or did it?

Thinking back to that day she remembered the strange feeling she had. She had forgotten about something, and after meeting those people... it was like she had found what she had forgotten.

All this in just one day. The sun was setting casting orange and red streaks between the spaces of the trees and leaves.

She came to a small clearing that was barely the size of a house, and stopped to watch the sunset behind the oak trees. She never missed it, every night she'd watch the sun go down by herself.

It was something she shared with someone, and no matter how hard she tried Sakura couldn't remember who. So she chose to watch it alone hoping whoever it was, was seeing the same thing as her.

When the tree's blocked her view she continued on, trying to sort out her thoughts. But as she kept walking Sakura realized that every mental path led to a dead end.

Like how she forgot everything in the first place. What had happened that day? And how did she end up being a princess in some village?

She looked up to see the house sitting beneath Mt. Paozu, and was wondered how she always ended up here when she walked around absent mindedly. She was startled when a twig snapped behind her, and spun around to see who had made the noise.

When it was Syaoran that was standing behind her she felt her anger return. She glared at him and took a step back.

"Please Sakura. When you ran away I thought our feelings weren't mutual, so I turned to Meiling. I love you." Syaoran pleaded with her.

"And now you want me to run into your arms and say 'I forgive you honey lets go back and have a wonderful life together?' How stupid do I look? I might actually have a future here and I'm not going to throw it away for a cheating son of a bitch like you!"

(A/N: O_O Whoa. Theres a line we never thought Sakura would say....)

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Piccolo had been outside of the house meditating after ChiChi woke up and threw him out claiming he was a 'bad influence' and she didn't want him near her second child. He looked up when he felt Sakura's ki approach the house.

Falling out of his lotus position he stood and waited for her. He felt something was wrong when a man followed her out of forest.

He watched and listened as the man pleaded with her, and smirked when he heard her reply. But when the man grabbed her wrist and tried to drag her back into the forest, he decided to intervene.

She pulled away and started walking towards the house when he spun her around and hit her.

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Sakura looked at him shocked. She knew he was mad, but she didn't think he would hit her. Was he drunk?

Unfortunately, Syaoran didn't know that hitting Sakura in front Piccolo was like digging your own grave. Piccolo was in-between them in record time.

He glared down at Syaoran, as if asking if he wanted be buried in a pine or cedar coffin. Syaoran backed away from the new threat and prepared to defend himself.

Sakura looked up in surprise to see the man from before, Piccolo was it, standing in front of her. At this point, Piccolo had grabbed him around the neck fully intending to kill him.

"Let him go." Both men looked at her surprised. Piccolo grudgingly let him go, but shot a ki blast at his heels for good measure.

"Why did you want to let him go?" Piccolo turned to face his young student.

"He may be a jerk but he doesn't deserve to die." Piccolo smiled at her, no matter what, Sakura would always be Sakura. She smiled back and they turned to walk towards the house.

"You know, I think I'm going like living here." She accidentally said it out loud, and blushed from embarrassment.

"Its a good thing to. Life's been hard without you to brighten things up." Piccolo didn't look at her, and he didn't notice her faint blush.

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Once she walked inside ChiChi had her in her arms, practically crushing her to death while she sobbed about her baby not remembering her. Bulma walked over and pulled ChiChi away to give Sakura some room to breath.

During her absence a few more people had shown up and all but one were looking at her. She nervously stood there not knowing what to do as she looked around at the numerous faces.

Most of them were in the middle of the room, either standing or sitting, and one guy was just off on his own. Fortunately for Sakura they had been informed about her memory loss, but she didn't know that.

She looked up at Piccolo for help. He was shaking his head in disbelief, while rubbing his temple.

"This is last thing she needs right now." He spoke to Bulma, but made it loud enough for everyone to hear.

"Well, I couldn't get ChiChi away from the phone with her swinging that frying pan at me!" Sakura was confused by the chill that went down her back at the word 'frying pan.'

Piccolo was about to respond, when there was a loud noise outside that sounded like a satellite landed in their front yard.

Everyone got up to go out side, only to see what looked like a large spinning top, with the upper half made out of glass. Two confused people climbed out and looked over at their large audience.

They both sweatdropped. The girl looked at the control panel and sweatdropped even more.

"Trunks, you idiot! You put in the wrong date! We only went four years into the future!" She hit him upside the head.

Trunks took a look for himself and sweatdropped. "Oops... I guess I made a mistake." Everybody fell down from the lame statement.

"All you have to say is, 'oops'? Were stuck here now until the time machine can recharge!" She hit upside the head again, her eye twitching. Time machine? Sakura was hopelessly confused at this point.

She turned to look at Piccolo, "You better start explaining things to me now, before everything gets worse." Piccolo grimaced. If only she knew what she was asking him to do.

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Mirai Trunks: Were sorry, but Luna went on a sugar binge and she now thinks she's the Great Saiyaman...

Luna: ::comes out in a saiyaman outfit:: I am the Great Saiyaman! I will put an end to all evil doers and protect this world we live on! ::does a fairly good pose::

Gohan: Am I really that bad.....

Mirai Trunks: No..... she's actually doing better than you.............

Gohan: \_/* What does that mean?

Mirai Trunks: Well, you are kinda lame when your the Great Saiyaman... You look like you stole all of your poses from the Ginyu Force, you have horrible dialouge, and I don't know what my mom was smoking when she made that costume for you......

Luna: Die!!!!!!!!

Vegeta: What the hell are you doing bitch! I'm not a bad guy!!

Piccolo: Where did she get that outfit....

Luna: ::looks up from twisting Vegeta's arm:: Ebay.

Piccolo: :sweatdrops:: Who the hell would have something like that to sell?

Luna: ::has Vegeta in a headlock now:: Bulma.

Piccolo: How much is she selling those things for?

Luna: 5000 Zenni each..

Everyone: ::crash::

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And, I have info about what's going to happen in the next chapter! I spell checked this chapter and I've fixed all the others, so now there shouldn't be anymore mistakes! Yay for me!

Next time~

A chibi has tied up Lunapokema and taken over the story! What havoc will he wreak? Luna only has the summary for now... will she ever get free?

When Chibi Trunks finds cupids arrows up on Kami's lookout, he, being the spawn of satan that he is, steals them and our favorite characters are the victoms. Will Sakura get paired up with her forgotten love, or will all hell just break lose? Considering that this is Trunks were talking about, I wouldn't be to hopeful....