Dragon Ball/Z/GT Fan Fiction / Digimon Fan Fiction / Sailor Moon Fan Fiction ❯ Shadow's Party.....Kinda ❯ Beelzemon! Those Aren't Slaps! They're Love Taps! ( Chapter 2 )

Shadow: *huggling Piccolo*

Piccolo: *is trying to detacth himself from the girl*

Shadow: I LOVE YOU!

Piccolo: *somehow gets away* Yeah, well, I don't feel the same about you! *runs to the other side of the room*

Shadow: *advances him with a grin and a sparkle in her eye*

Piccolo: *puts his hands up to ward her off* P-please!

Shadow: EEE! *jumps up and throws her arms around his neck*

Piccolo: o.o *unconsiously catches her*

Shadow: SEE! I knew you loved me! *sqeaks with delight*

Piccolo: _ _U I only did it so you wouldn't fall on your butt!

Shadow: *isn't listening* You're so brave! So muscular! So handsomely GREEN! Don't you see?! We were destined to be togther!

Piccolo: *pales considerably* YOU'RE 14!!!! And this destiny thing came in the mail! I got an invitation from you! I was going to stay home when I found out that Gohan was coming! Thats the only reason I'm here!!

Shadow: Still! Its the thought that counts! You came and now we can run off together and get married and have lots and lots of children! *sighs happily*

Piccolo: *screams and drops Shadow* I'M NOT MARRYING YOU!!!*storms off*

Shadow: *rubs her bottom* Ouchie.......*gets up and smirks* Hes just playing hard to get! *runs after him*

Piccy darling! We need to pick out our rings!* (you can hear the horrid yelling and screaming in the background)

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Beelzemon: *playing rock, paper, scissors with Goku* Paper, rock, SCISSORS! *has rock*

Goku: *has paper* ^_^ I win! *does a little dance on the couch*

Beelzemon: Hold it right there Mr. Happy!

Goku: Huh? Who's Mr. Happy? *looks around* He a guest? I want to meet him!

Beelzemon: *sweatdrops* I ment you idiot! >_<

Goku: *smiles sheepishly* Oh, why didn't you say so! *sits down*

Beelzemon: Anyways lets play again!

Goku:...um...ok! *does it over again and has scissors*

Beelzemon: *has paper* I win!

Goku: *stratches his head* But I thought-

Beelzemon: Paper wraps scissors!

Goku: *looks unsure* Really? Then if paper wraps rock and paper can wrap scissors, but rock can beat scissors, then what can beat paper and what can scissors beat?

Beelzemon: *pats Goku on the shoulder* Scissors can't beat anything, but paper can win EVERYTIME.

Goku: But then why-

Beelzemon: Its all part of the game my mentally slow friend. I just gave a hint so you could win everytime!

Goku: *grins* Gee thanx! So thats means Vegeta had been cheating the whole time! I knew he was up to something! Now I can beat him for sure! *gets up and walks over to Vegeta*

Beelzemon: *starts cracking up* Stupid sayains. They couldn't even get the answer to 0+0 if their life depended on it! *gets up and walks off*

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Shadow: *hears banging on the door* BEELZEMON!

Beelzemon: *pops open a soda* WHAT?!

Shadow: Get the door! More guests have arrived! And hurry it up! It sounds like one of them is trying to break down the door!

Beelzemon: *growls* Why can't you do it?!!

Shadow: *is tying Piccolo to a chair* I'm a bit busy!

Piccolo: HEL-!!*gets his mouth taped shut*

Beelzemon: *sighs and walks to the door* FINE!

Shadow: And don't scare them off like you did King Albert!

Beelzemon: *grumbles* Isn't my fault, he tried to stabbed me in the butt with that blasted spear!*opens it and sees a green dude with a pointed head and wings* Ah, you must be Cell and you're.....*sees a tall pink

guy wearing a black pants and a black and orange vest* Buu! Huh? *is almost run over by a boy with black hair and blue eyes*

Cell: It' s #17! Yes! Soon I will be completed! *chases after him*

Beelzemon: WHOA! *jumps out of the way* Rude man! *grins and invites Buu in*

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Piccolo: *hopping around grumbling curses against the tape*

Shadow: Wonder who the guest are.....be right back love! *kisses him on the cheek and runs out of the room* Hey who are the guest? *sees Cell cornering #17 while Super Buu is eating with the teenage Trunks and Gohan* Hmm.....*hears another knock* Why can't they all come at one time?! *greets 3 teenage girls dressed in funky skirts and a guy dressed in something you would see in a opra show* Sailor moon and Salior scouts! Glad you could make it!

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Trunks: *looks up and sees 3 gorgous girls walking in and a guy that you would think was from an opra show* Hey Gohan! Check out the babes!

Gohan: *looks up and freezes* Whooooaaaaa......

Buu: *raises a brow* humans.....*goes back to eating*

Beelzemon: *wolf whistles* Arooooga! *gets smacked* Gaah!! Stop doin' that! *rubs his cheek*

Shadow: Stop being so immature and I will......but wait! That'll never happen! *walks away laughing* Better watch yourself!

Beelzemon: *growls then turns to the girls* Ladies.... *gets slapped 3 more times as they walk by* Goddamn it!!

Shadow: *stomps on his tail*

Beelzemon: *yelps*

Shadow: *shakes the no-no finger at him* Watch what you say Lz! *walks away*

Gohan: Lz?

Beelzemon: *rubs his tail* Its a nickname that she sometimes calls me by.

TM: *walks by*

Beelzemon: *snickers* Nice costume.

TM: Better watch what you say to me cuz I won't slap like the others did!

Beelzemon: Better watch what you say to ME cuz I won't slap either.

TM: Oh? What will you do? Hit on me?

Beelzemon: *stares* I'm not that way man.

TM: I see, so what would you do? Hmmm? *is taunting him*

Beelzemon: Well, it depends what ya say to me or do. If its just an insult, I'll poke out your eyes. If its a threat, I'll break your arm. You try to hurt any guest and I'll personally kick ya were the sun don't shine. Try to steal anything and I'll make sure that those fingers of yours are fed to Shadow's snake. And last, if you try to kill anyone here, I'll rip off both of your legs and use them to fuel the fire when we run out of firewood. Catch my drift?

TM: *gulps* Y-yes I do

Beelzemon: Good! *grins* Now what were you going to do?

TM: I was probably going to slap you....

Beelzemon: I thought so.

TM: *quickly walks off*

Beelzemon: *snickers* Humans... *turns around and shrieks when he sees Shadow standing right there*

Holey moley! Don't do that! Thought you were the Grim Reaper! *wipes fake sweat*

Shadow: *rolls her eyes and hugz him*

Beelzemon: *blinks in confusion* WHY are ya hugging me?

Shadow: I heard every word you said to Tuxedo Mask! It was so sweet! I didn't even know you cared!

Beelzemon: *snickers* I don't!

Shadow: *looks up at him* Then why did you tell him not to insult anybody or steal or kill?!

Beelzemon: *smirks* Cuz its my job to do all that! *laughs*

Shadow: *growls and punches him HARD in between the legs*

Beelzemon: Ahahaha-OOF!! *goes crosseyed and fall to the ground, holding his crotch*

Everyone: OooooOOOOOO!!!! *cring*

Shadow: *snickers* Jerk! *walks off*

Beelzemon: *in a high, squeaky voice* Women are so abusive.....