Dragon Ball/Z/GT Fan Fiction / Digimon Fan Fiction / Sailor Moon Fan Fiction ❯ Shadow's Party.....Kinda ❯ The Power of Love ( Chapter 3 )

[ Y - Young Adult: Not suitable for readers under 16 ]

Forgot to add that in chapt 2, the sailors are Sailor Moon, Salior Pluto and Sailor Mars. I dunno their real names except for Sailor Mercury who is Ami. ^_^

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Beelzemon: *opens the door for the next visitor* Ai chiwawa! *grins at the girl dressed in a funky blue skirt with blue eyes and dark blue hair*

Shadow: *elbows Beelzemon out of the way* Move it three eyes!

Beelzemon: *growls*

Shadow: *ignores him and turns her full attention on the female guest* Hello! You must be Ami, or Sailor Mercury!

Ami: *smiles* Ami is just fine. Pleased to meet you. *glances at Beelzemon* Who is-

Shadow: *rubs her temples* Someone thats not worth talking to.

Beelzemon: HEY!

Ami: *giggles and follows Shadow in*

Shadow: Just ignore him, he can't open a good conversation if it hit him in the head.

Beelzemon: *follows* I can too!

Shadow: Puh, yeah and hell will experience its first ice age!

Beelzemon: *smirks then glances at Ami who is glancing at him*

Aim: *quickly looks somewhere else*

Shadow: *leads Ami to a couch which is occupied by Trunks and a now Perfect Cell*

Ami: *gives a nod to the others*

Perfect Cell: I'm perfect now! Now I will destroy the world!!! BWAHAHAHA!!

Shadow: Yeah you do that Cell. I'll be waiting for ya here when you fail.

Perfect Cell: You dare mock me?! *jumps up and stands right in front of Shadow*

Shadow: *not the least bit afraid* Now why would I want to do that? You're like a grasshopper. I can squash you.

Perfect Cell: Thats right-HEY!!! Stupid human!

Shadow: Love ya too Cell *turns to Ami* Ignore him to. He needs help badly.

Ami: *smiles and nods*

Shadow: *turns to Beelzemon, who is leaning against the wall next to the couch* Hey Bike Boy!

Beelzemon: *looks up* Yes Miss Priss?

Shadow: *growls* I need you to find some kind of bible. You're going to be a priest!

Beelzemon: *blinks* Someone die?

Shadow: No! I'm gettin' married!

Beelzemon: I feel for the unlucky soul......not! *smirks* So who is it?

Shadow: *punches his arm* I'll give ya a hent. Hes a lean, green fightin' machine!

Beelzemon: *glances at the still gloating Cell*

Shadow: *punches him again* Not him you imbicle! Piccolo!

Beelzemon: The poor guy. Oh well! When do you want the ceremony? *cracks his knuckles*

Ami: *shakes her head and smiles at Beelzemon*

Shadow: Mmmm.....lets see, I guess about noon. That good enough?

Beelzemon: Yeppers. See yaz till then! *watches her leave the room*

Ami: I can tell you two are great friends.

Beelzemon: *snorts* If it includes wrestling and dodging things that fly at you, then I guess so.

Ami: You guys throw things at each other?!

Beelzemon: *snickers* You betcha! ^_^ *notices Trunks checking Ami out and decides to have some fun*

Trunks: *leans over and smirks at Ami* Hi, I'm-

Beelzemon: Gay *smirks*

Trunks: *glares at Beelzemon* What I ment to say is that I'm-

Beelzemon: The kind of guy that masterbates out in the open.

Ami: *laughs*

Trunks: *stands up* You lookin for a fight?

Beelzemon: You lookin' for some lovin'? *points to a sleeping Gohan*

Trunks: Thats it! I was trying to introduce myself to this girl! Then you come along and mess it up!

Beelzemon: She ain't your type. *grins and points to Gohan again* He is. No point in hiding your true sexuality.

Ami: Oh my.... *looks on in confusion as the two boys fight over her*

Trunks: Thats it! I'm bringing you DOWN!

Beelzemon: *makes a face* Like hell you are! I'm straight!

Ami: *laughs*

Trunks: *turns super saiyian*

Beelzemon: *pulls out his sawed off shotguns and points them at Trunks*

Ami: *shrieks* You have GUNS?!

Beelzemon: What'd you expect from someone like me? A rubber band and some pieces of paper?

Trunks: *powers up a ki blast* I saw her first! So get lost Lz!

Beelzemon: *growls* Noone calls me that except Shadow! And actually I did, I opened the door, I saw her, I talked to her.

Trunks: Sorry Lz, but I doubt Ami would want to go out with a three eyed freak like you! She should have real man like myself

Beelzemon: Heh, some man you turned out to be! Atleast I'm intrested in the oposite sex.

Trunks: I'M NOT GAY!!!!

Beelzemon: Don't feel ashamed. Some guys will get the girls and some won't. Its all part of the great circle of "life".

Trunks: ARGH!!

Ami: STOP IT! BOTH OF YOU!

B&T: *freeze and turn to an upset Ami*

Ami: I can't believe you two! Fighting over me! I don't even know you two!! *storms off*

Beelzemon: *lowers his guns* See what ya did gaywad? *follows*

Trunks: *screams* I'M NOT GAY!!!

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Beelzemon: Wait! Ami!

Ami: *stops in the kitchen and growls* Leave me alone!

Beelzemon: *rubs the back of his head* I uh....want to apologize for that little incident. Didn't mean to start a fight.

Ami: *has her back to him*

Beelzemon: *feeling very awkward* Um....*glances at the microwave clock and gasps* Damn! The wedding! I..uh..hope you forgive me! *runs out of the room*