Dragon Ball/Z/GT Fan Fiction / Digimon Fan Fiction / Sailor Moon Fan Fiction ❯ Shadow's Party.....Kinda ❯ It's Frustrating When No One Can Understand You ( Chapter 4 )

Beelzemon: Where is that blasted book?! *tosses a pair of rollerblades out of a Shadow's closet* AH! Here it is! *pulls out a small, yet fat red book with "BIBLE" written on it* Now, just got to wait till twelve *pulls out a watch that reads 11:16 am*

???: PSST! Beelzemon!

Beelzemon: *looks around* O.o

???: In the bathroom! Come here!

Beelzemon: *thinks about it* Should I enter the room of no return? Lets look at what might happen if I did shall we?

Negative:

1) Will die from toxic fumes

2) Will get lost

3) Will get captured by little blue men in loin cloths

Positive:

1) Will find out who was crazy enough to sneak into Shadow's bathroom

2) Will capture and sell it to a zoo and become the richest man in the world

3) Will be able to get rid of the annoying curiousness

Beelzemon: And my answer? *walks into the bathroom, only to find Ami standing there* So much for being the weathiest guy in the world........Ami what are you doing in Shadow's bathroom? Don't you know its dangerous in here? *pretends to be reading the bible*

Ami: *stares at her feet* I...uh came to apologize to you...

Beelzemon: *almost falls* HUH?! FOR WHAT?!!

Ami: I was being a bit selfish. I should have accepted your apology when you first came to me. I was a bit

mean.....

Beelzemon: *closes the big book* Well I forgive ya Ami! Now we're even.

Ami: Yeah, I guess so.....OH! Beelzemon, one last thing.....

Beelzemon: *glances at her* Yeah?

Ami: *grabs his jacket and yanks him down to meet her long and hard kiss*

Beelzemon: O.O *drops the book*

Ami: *pulls back and stares at her feet again, blushing deeply*

Beelzemon: *slowly smirks* YEEEOW! *pulls Ami into his arms and is about to kiss her when he stops and glances over his shoulder*

Ami: *blinks*

Beelzemon: *glares at the readers* .......Yeah right peoples! *turns back to Ami, kicking the door shut in the process*

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Shadow: *somehow gets Piccolo into a rolly chair and rolls him out into the den where everyone is either sitting on the two couches, chairs, or on the floor*

Beelzemon: *standing up on a chair with the bible tucked under his arm*

Shadow: *rolls Piccolo up to him* Ok here! ^_^

Piccolo: *has hands and feet tied and mouth taped shut* MMFFMFMFF!

Goku: *sitting with Trunks, Vegeta and Gohan on a couch with a look of happiness* I never thought Piccolo would actually get married! This is great!

Gohan: Why is he all tied up?

Vegeta: Kakarrot! Idiot! The girl is 14 and from the looks of it, the namek is being forced into this! *doesn't do anything about it though*

Trunks: *is grinning at Ami who is sitting on the other couch with the other girls*

Ami: *rolls her eyes*

Beelzemon: *sees this and plans something while he speaks to Shadow and Piccolo* Do you, Shadow, take Piccolo to be her lawfully wedded husband?

Shadow: *beams* HELL YEAH! ^_^V

Beelzemon: Thats what I thought, and do you, Piccolo, take Shadow to be your awfully wedded wife? *starts cracking up*

Shadow: *growls and kicks the chair*

Beelzemon: W-whoa! *falls down*

Shadow: *smirks*

Beelzemon: *gets up and growls* Well Piccolo you gunna take this brat to be yours and to hold or not?! I'm on a tight schedual today! *smirks at Ami*

Ami: *blushes a bit*

Piccolo: *hopping up and down* MMFFMFMF!!!

Beelzemon: *turns to Shadow* Translation?

Shadow: Yes I do! ^_^

Piccolo: *shakes his head no and stomps the floor*

Shadow: Look! Hes showing his love for me!

Piccolo: *quickly stops*

Beelzemon: *tosses the book over his shoulder and makes his way over to Ami* Yeah yeah, go ahead and kiss so I can get on with my happy life!

Shadow: Sure thing!

Piccolo: *stares in horror as Shadow steps in front of him*

Shadow: *rips off the tape*

Piccolo: OOOOOWWWW!!!!!!

Shadow: *laughs and kisses him full on the lips*

Piccolo: O.O! *slowly blushes*

Beelzemon: *is sitting down in Ami's spot with Ami in his lap* I pronounce you married, now go have fun or whatever. *wraps his arms around Ami's waist*

Ami: *smiles*

Trunks: *is angry at Beelzemon*

Ami: *leans back against Beelzemon when she notices Trunks walking over* Uh-oh.....

Beelzemon: 'Sup fruity?

Trunks: *stares at Ami* Why would you want to be with him?! I'm stronger and way more handsome then he'll EVER be! Why not me?

Ami: *smiles sweetly* Lets just say that when I first met him I felt a bond of some kind and when you two got into a fight, Beelzemon was the one who came up to me and said sorry. Sorry Trunks, but you're just not my type.

Trunks: *gapping at her* But-

Beelzemon: *rests his chin on her shoulder and smirks* Let me translate that in boy language: Scram! Beat it! Go Away! Beelzemon is the only man for me! Hes very handsome and is a great kisser! Hes the stud of my every dream! Oh how I want to kiss him right now! *makes kissy noises*

Ami: Beelzemon! *laughs*

Trunks: *growls defeatedly and walks away*

Ami: That was so mean!*smiles*

Beelzemon: *kisses and nips her neck with his fangs* I never said I was nice! Who siad I was? *lightly tickles her with the tips of his claws*

Ami: Noone I guess! *laughs*

Shadow: *grins* Hey guys! Who wants to play Truth or Dare?

Everyone: ME!!!

Shadow: Ok then everyone get into a circle and we'll start!