Dragon Ball/Z/GT Fan Fiction / Final Fantasy - All Series Fan Fiction / Trigun Fan Fiction ❯ My Hizzous ❯ Random ( Chapter 1 )

[ Y - Young Adult: Not suitable for readers under 16 ]

(Written by: Sarah S. and Lindsey B. Edited by Lindsey B.)

I don't own any of these characters but if I did…. MUAHahaha (you get the picture)

(At my huge house south Jersey shore (next to doctor Weird's factory))

Knives: man last night I was fucking this guy in the ass, he turned around and grabbed my balls, and I was like “what the fuck, I'm not gay!”

Vash: *drools* So many pictures. *Looking at yaoi*

Knives: I bet I'm in one of those *blushes*

Sarah: *hovering over shoulder drools* yep.

Lindsey: yeah with your bitch ass slave Legato.

Legato: I never fucked Knives.... I rather eat a pastry.

Knives: LIER!

Vash: Damn Legato you eats too much.

Legato: I eat because I'm unhappy, I'm unhappy because I eat, it's a vicious never ending cycle. *crying into Vash's chest*

Vash: Damn baby.

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Lindsey Knives and Legato together in harmony: OH WOW! *drools*

Knives and Lindsey together: I would sure like to hit that!

Knives and Lindsey: *looks at each other* HEY!

Knives: *starts choking Lindsey* you will never say something like that again!

Lindsey: okay, okay! *Gag choke* *COUGH*

Sarah: *stun guns knives*

Lindsey: holy fuck *looks in mirror* shit now I have to put more make- up on then usual!

*Knives falls to the floor flopping around*

Vash: good night floppy…*kicks him*

Sarah: OH my god in the corner of the site it says we love psycho bishies and it has a picture of Legato.

Sarah: haaaa Legatos on the site!

Knives and Lindsey: buahahahahahahahaha

Legato: THATS NOT ME I SWEAR!

Midvalley: Doesn't surprise me… (Dodges a punch from legato)

Lindsey: *rolls around on floor laughing*

Knives: *punches legato*

Knives: Don't try and hit Midvalley!

Midvalley: *stares*

Knives: What?

Legato: but, but, but..... waaaaahhh *grabs lipstick and runs into his room*

Vash: More like grabs lotion… hahaha

Lindsey: Sarah what are you DOING?!?!?!

Lindsey: *looks around* What happened to everyone..... yah know what fuck this shit!

Lindsey: *goes into some room and lifts up picture on wall to find secret compartment for her stash of weed* There it is!

Lindsey: *rolls big ass joint and lights up*

Lindsey: ppppffffffttttt puff puff *holds it in* Awww the goos shit. *lets it all out*

Knives: *sniff, sniff* What is that smell?

(BEEP, BEEP, BEEP) <<< smoke alarm

Lindsey: Oh shit the smoke alarm. hahahahahaha *opens window*

Lindsey: *running around in circles paranoid* EVERYONES OUT TO GET ME!

Sarah: CALM DOWN! And look at Vincent take his pants off!

Legato: STRIP, STRIP, STRIP!

Lindsey: TOKE, TOKE, TOKE, TOKE *takes a hit of joint*

Lindsey: Oh yes!

Vash: *drools*

Sarah: *drools*

Wolfwood: I don't get it I want to see Vash take it off.

Goku: Damn straight *gets punched by Vegeta*

Goku: Ooowwwiee!

Knives: We all wanna see that.

Vash: *blushes*

Sarah: Yeaaaaaah…

Knives: You're not the only one.

Knives: Hehe.

Midvally: I don't know what you guys see in him, why not me?

Wolfwood: Oh I would like to see that.

Legato: Same here.

Legato: Vash is not THAT sexy…

Sarah: Of course he is!

Lindsey: *drool* I'm soooo high right now. *passes out*

Knives: Should I rape her collapsed body, showed I not rape her body??

Trunks and Goten: *walk in from nowhere and steal all Lindsey's weed*

Millie: My sister once told me that if I touched my self I kill a kittie.....

Knives: WHAT THE FUCK?

Dominique: Your sister was very wrong.

Knives: I THOUGHT I KILLED YOU Dominique!

Lindsey: I'm really confused.... Hey where is all my weed!

Vash: Ok if they call an orange "orange", then why not call an apple red?

Vash: *orange squirts him in the eye* You bastured!

Vash: *throws against wall*

Vash: *playing tomb raider* Yeah that's it grunt for me again........ Yeah….

Knives: Vash, I thought you only went for guys?

Vash: I'm bi.

Lindsey: I'm straight…

Vash: Good for you.

Knives: I'm straight......... in some ultimate universe that is.

Sarah: I like Vash.

Legato: OKAY I ADMIT IT I HAVE A FOOD FETISH!

Vash: We weren't even talking bout that…

Legato: I knew that.

Midvalley: *rubs ass*

Legato: I was just kidding.

Midvally: No you weren't remember that time when you stuck

poc...mommmwm. *legato put his hand over Midvally's mouth*

Knives: I have that on tape too.

Lindsey: Hahahah!

Lindsey: Yeah well I got lipstick on tape!

Knives: What lipstick! *bulges eyes*

Lindsey: AAAAAAAAHHHHHH!!!!!!

Lindsey: *runs away*

Wolfwood: I got little church boys with priests on tape.

Vash: God that's gross.

Millie: One time my daddy bought a video camera home and he told me to take off all my clothes and then he shoved his big hard cock in my little vagina... it was so cool.

*every ones mouth drops*

Wolfwood: Ahhh big lady! *runs*

Millie: Wait, Wolfwood! I WANT YOUR MAN MEAT!

Lindsey: They are such a perfect couple.

Vash: Nicky come back, me too!

Sarah: *grabs Vash's collar* we have plans mister.

Vash: Yes ma'am.

Knives: Lara Croft has really big tities.....

Vash: *making her jump in the video game* yeah!

Lindsey: WAH! My sister came back home!

Knives: Now I can't masturbate and look at porn on the computer.

Lindsey: *punches Knives in the face* no wonder my keyboard was all sticky!

Legato: No that was more my fault, with my banana milk shake.

Vash: Aaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhh, I'm on fire *runs Lara in a circle*

Lindsey: Wow I'm wearing a skirt.

Vash: Oh my god, I died right by the fucking water and then fell in.

Knives: muahahahahahahah her tities got all crispy!

Cartman: Whoa! YA BUTT LICKER!

Lindsey: Hahaha he called Legato a butt licker.

Kyle: Cartman, what are you doing you fat fuck?!

Vash: hahahah

Cartman: I don't know I just walked in.

Sarah: Aaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhh!!

Lindsey: I think I need to go buy a door!

Legato: I'm hungry *picks up Kenny and eats him alive*

Stan: OH MY GOD they killed Kenny!

Kyle: You basterds!

Lindsey: Hey you little eight year olds get out of my hizzous.

Knives: Yeah this entertainment is too mature for yous.

Cartman: Shut the fuck up you stupid pussy!

Knives: *gasps*

*south park kids leave*

Millie: Well that was interesting.

Lindsey: It sure was.

Vash: *still running in circles bursts into flame around crotch, runs in circles* Wuaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhh I'm on fire!

Sarah: *tries to put his crotch out with her mouth*

Lindsey: You douche bag, what are you doing?

Vash: *still runing in circles* aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhh I'm on fire.

Lindsey: *lifts legs and pees on him*

Lindsey: That's how you do it.

Sarah: I was doing it better!

Knives: Eeeeeeeeewwwwwwwwww!!!

Vash: Eww doggie piss.

Sarah: Hahah yea cause you are a bitch.

Lindsey: moooo no I'm a cow.

Vash: Hahahahahahah Lara has health pills.

Lindsey: Last night I think I almost o.d. on these cramp pills that my doctor gave me.

Lindsey: I passed out after I took three and I thought I was dead!

Vash: I'm in the SANCTUARY OF NEPTUNE!

Knives: Are you on the planet Neptune?

Knives: Wait, if you're on Neptune how am I talking to you?

Vash: no SANCTUARY dumb ass.

Vash: It's a game.

Knives: Oh

Knives: OH!

Lindsey: Yeah you dumb ass.

Vash: Aaaaaaahhhhhh I'm in a tunnel filled with water and spikes are coming out of the walls.

Lindsey: umm I don't really care... I hope you die actually..... Where is Sarah?

Knives: Lindsey how dare you say that to my brother!

Trunks and Goten in other universe: *smoke a whole lot of weed from Lindsey's stash*

Lindsey: Legato have you seen my stash?

Goku: Goten and Trunks got it.

Sarah: That's my little stoner.

Lindsey: How would you know that?

Goku: cause I can sense their retardedness kicking in.

Lindsey: oooo

Millie: I have never done pot... my sister says its bad and a sin.

Lindsey SHUT THE FUCK UP *punches Millie*

Wolfwood: Not if god doesn't know.

Legato: Where is Midvalley I'm getting a little horny!

Midvalley: Right here!

Legato: Where were you?

Legato: Don't lie to me! *begins to crush heart*

Midvalley: I went out to get a drink *grabs chest*

Legato: Okay so your really drunk…*stops killing him*

Legato: Oh Middy you're making me so hot!

Legato: *reaches down and grabs crotch*

Midvalley: *moans*

Legato: It's so big.

Lindsey: Oh my god *grabs video camera*

Knives: GET A ROOM!

Midvalley: *starts to strip legato*

Knives: Noooooooo you`re making me jealous!

Midvalley: *flips knives off*

Knives: *gets down on knees and begins to cry*

*everyone gasps*

Midvalley: *starts furiously making out with legato*

Lindsey: *drops camera*

Lindsey: Oh my god Knives is - is - is crying over a boy!

Midvalley: Why when Knives does something every one has to stop breathing?

Midvalley: I'm going to get drunk again.

Legato: Shut up man meat and fuck me!

Midvalley: Okay.

Lindsey: Shit I broke my camera.

Lindsey: Sarah can I borrow your camera?

Sarah: No I have no more film left.

Lindsey: *falls to knees*

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!< /div>

Sarah: Aww I guess you can tape over me and Goku's wedding.

Lindsey: OKAY THANKS *hugs*

Knives: *crawls in corner to find a bong sitting there packed with weed* What is this doing here?

Knives: *looks around*

Knives: *begins to journey into the beautiful life of weed for the first time*

Midvalley: *breathless* Lets go get some thing to eat Legato.

Legato: I feel like chocolate pudding with a side of pocky.

Midvally: *lights up* *takes a drag* (<<<<<<<< isn't Wolfwood the chain smoker? we will never know… )

Legato: *rubs tummy*

Midvally: *stares* No pocky!

Lindsey: Yeah, why would you wanna eat pocky after that?

Lindsey: YUCK!

Midvalley: Oh god, ok, no pocky

Midvalley: *remembering that night* Ok let's get pocky, NOW!

Legato: yyaaaayyy!!!

Midvalley:*grabs legato and runs*

Lindsey: *pukes*

Knives: *comes from no where* hahahahahahahah ............. *big stoner smile*

Knives: Where am I?

Lindsey: In my house.

Knives: Really?

Vash: *looks at Knives closely* Oh my god you're stoned…

Knives: No I'm not! *sways back and forth uncontrollably*

Vash: *grabs Sarah's hand* were getting out of here the last time he got stoned I woke up bleeding from my anus. *goes in room*

Lindsey: SO YOUR THE ONE WHO TOOK MY WEED!!!

Knives: No man I just found this stuff in the corner I was hiding in * goes in garage and grabs latter*

Lindsey: NOW WHAT DO YOU PLAN TO DO! AND YOU DIDN'T TELL ME YOU FOUND MORE!! BITCH!

Knives: *puts latter against big house*

Lindsey: Knives get down here don't you dare jump!

Knives: *is on rouf* I AM AN ANGEL I CAN FLY *jumps off rouf and lands flat on face in dirt*

Vash: What the hell was that? *on top of Sarah in some room*

Sarah: Shut up, shut up, shut up! *pulls him by hair*

Lindsey: *runs over to Knives* are you okay?

Knives: Of course. *passes out*

Legato: Boy that was some good pocky.

Midvalley: *rubbing ass* *winces* yea.

Legato: What happened to my master, Lindsey?

Lindsey: *points to latter, then rouf, then knives with out saying a word*

Legato: I see…

Wolfwood: He jumped off a roof *falls over with laughter*

(Lindsey roof is spelled roof)

Lindsey: I knew that

Wolfwood: Sure you did.

Lindsey: *punches Wolfwood's Jewish nose*

Wolfwood: I'm not Jewish, damn the Jews!

Lindsey: You have their nose…

Lindsey: Fucking kike nose!

Vash and Sarah: *walk out of room Sarah rubbing ass* Well… *stares at knives* Ok then.

Vash: I got a big nose too.

Legato: Hey, hey stop with the racist comments.

Lindsey: Vash, we all know you like to nose fuck people but please shush about it. Muahahahaha!

Vash: Big brother what happened?

Lindsey: He is unconscious dumbass.

Wolfwood: God damn it! I hate my life, Vash fuck me now!

Vash: I'm kinda tired.

Wolfwood: NOWWWWWWW!!!

Vash: OK!

Sarah: Ooohh me too.

Wolfwood: Fine. *all three go in room*

Lindsey: I'm the only one who didn't get laid today!

Midvalley: Aw god now I want more *grabs Legato starts ripping his clothing off*

Knives: Get a ro-ro-room!

Lindsey: Knives you're alive yeah come on let's fuck!

Lindsey: *drags knives body back into house*

Knives: No onna your disgusting *struggles*

Lindsey: Have you ever even tried it with a girl?

*Midvalley and Legato are doing it in the yard*

Knives: Uuuhhh, no.

Legato: OH YEAH, OH YES BITCH, HARDER, HARDER!!!!!

Midvally: Oh god!

Lindsey: Then how do you know it's disgusting?

Knives: Can I walk for myself?

Lindsey: Sure. *stops dragging*

Knives: Okay, I guess we can fuck.

*Lindsey and Knives go into secret stash room and don't come out for

awhile*

(Don't read this part if your grossed out by gays…)

Legato: *pumping himself* fuck me harder in the ass!

Midvalley: What, aren't you doing me?

Legato: No you're doing me.

Legato: Don't you like the change sweety?

Midvalley: No I want you to do me, damn it.

Midvalley: NOW, DO ME!

Legato: Pull it out of my ass then!

Midvalley: *pushes down on legato*

Legato: *back arches* AH!

Midvalley: *moans he pushed in time with legato's thrusts*

*scene cuts to goku* (GAY PARTS OVER)

Goku: Where is every one?

Trunks: *stoned off his ass* man where am I?

Trunks: Do you know where my house is?

Goten: I do.

Trunks: I wouldn't trust your stoned ass.

Goku: Wow! *ear against door that Sarah and Wolfwood and Vash are in* I think every ones doing it. *glances out sliding glass door sees Legato and Midvalley in yard…* HOLY SHIT!

Goten: Man right in the middle of the yard!

Millie: Hey you guys one time at band camp I stuck a trumpet in my friends ass…

Dominique: Millie you're a lesbian right?

Millie: no....

Dominique: *pulls Millie's hair* now you are *drags her in secret room*

Trunks: Sweet! *listens to door Millie and Dominique are in*

Goten: Dad where is mom?

Goku: Which one?

Goku : I'm so confused.

(Ummm) Goten: My bitchier one.

Goku: Chi-chi? She's dead -Sarah- your real mom killed her.

Lindsey: Hey Goku got any lotion?

Lindsey: Knives is allergic to the name brand kind soo got any home made?

Goku: Sure *hands Lindsey lotion*

Lindsey: Yay! *disappears*

Legato:

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! UUUUUUHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!! OOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!

Goku: Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhh!

Goten: Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhh

Vash: *from other room* Aaaaaaahh I'm on fire!

*Everyone laughs*

Sarah: oh yea you are.

Goku: *Runs into back yard* Oh my god, it's like homo house here!

Goku: *Self-destructs killing every one*

(Okay that's the end)

~THEE END!~

(If this offended you in anyway ……… your gay! (literally))