Dragon Ball/Z/GT Fan Fiction / Final Fantasy - All Series Fan Fiction / Trigun Fan Fiction ❯ My Hizzous ❯ Spontaneous Party ( Chapter 2 )

[ Y - Young Adult: Not suitable for readers under 16 ]

Story By Sarah S. and Lindsey B. (edited by Lindsey B.)

I don't own any of these characters but if I did…. MUAHahaha (you get the picture)

(At my huge house south jersey shore (next to doctor Weirds' factory))

Lindsey: I was out buying a cage for my gigantic headphone-eating rat.

Sarah: Really you got a new cage, is it like really big?

Vash: I did a swan dive and broke Lara's neck.

Knives: I can't believe your rat chewed a hole in your headphones, muahahahaha!

Sarah: He needed a new bigger cage.

Lindsey: Yes it is really big.

^That sounds wrong^

Sarah: Good.

Vash: Well no one has cursed yet…

Midvalley: Fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck!

Legato: *gasp*

Lindsey: What was that for?

Wolfwood: You know it would have to be you to break the moment of

..........awww fuck it.

Millie: Bad words AH! *puts hands over ears*

Wolfwood: Big lady Aaaaaaaaahhhhhhhh!!!!!!

Midvally: He's such a pansy!

Legato: What's a pansy?

Lindsey: You...

Vash: *making Lara jump off cliffs* Wow this is like a great stress

reliever, you should really try it Knives and Legato, you don't actually kill people.

Sarah: Wow that was extremely gay…

Vash *sigh* I know…

Knives: What the fuck is going on?

Wolfwood: *gag in mouth* wiksjd whjjde kak ajshjak jjjjjjjjj........

Vash: *stare*

Sarah: I'm so not going to ask.

Midvalley: Why do you have a gag in your mouth?

Lindsey: *SNEEZE*

Lindsey: I have to eat dinner but I'm not hungry.

Wolfwood: dbkubc kjvei wvge oooooo.......

Knives: Can I eat you?

Lindsey: Not right now...

Legato: Midvalley suck my dick!

Millie: *pulls gag out of mouth*

Midvalley: *slaps Nick in the back of his head* What the fuck man, speak English!

Vash: Why do they call teddy bears cuddly when they're ferocious man eating animals?

Vash: AND, why do they say fuzzy is a nice thing when it sounds horrible?

Vash: And, why are Middie and Legato fucking right in the middle of the living room?

*both Middie and Legato look up*

Knives: UH! I need to get drunk!

Middie: Fine we'll go in a room.

Lindsey: Can I come? *grabs video camera*

Vash: I hear ya!

Middie: No…

Lindsey: DAMN! *throws spoon that she is eating with at Midvalley*

Middie: [talking to the creators] Why the fuck are you calling me Middie?

(because I like it)

(Wolfwood is called Nicky from now on)

Wolfwood: Damn!

Nicky: Why me..........

Knives: Hahahaha, he has a girl name!

Vash: Hahah, Nicky has a girl's name.

*both brothers stare at each other*

Lindsey: I feel like a nigga.

Lindsey: I'm eating black beans and rice!

Vash: So...... Knives...... How are you?

Vash: *trying to bond* I like what you're wearing… even though you wear that every day.

Knives: I think today when I looked in the mirror the female hormones I am taking have started affecting my image *pats chest*

Vash: *rolls eyes*

Vash: ..... Ok that's enough talking to you for today.

Legato: Wait! HOLD UP! Your taking female hormones?

Legato: *eye twitch*

Vash: *whispering to Sarah* Ok I did it, now you have to do it too…

Sarah: Knives you're fucked up...... I feel good.

Vash: *slaps forehead*

Knives: Em not!

Sarah: Ok you're not......

Knives: Plus I found them in Lindsey's medicine cabinet.

Lindsey: Uuuuhhhh *looks up*

Vash: Hahahaahaa you're not a girl!

Lindsey: Yes I am!

Sarah: No you dumb shit she's *grabs Lindsey's boobs* lacking in the chest area.

Vash: Really? I just thought she was a guy.

Vash: You know, got a sex change type thing.

Lindsey: HEY!

Lindsey: Can we change that subject please *puppy eyes*

Vash: What?

Vash: well it's nice that Middie and Legato are doing it in a room but it defeats the whole purpose that they left the door open.

Knives: yeah

Legato: WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE RIDE THE PONY!!!!!!

Lindsey: Sounds like a parade of homos in Key west.

*Legato with Middie leaned over bed doing him*

Middie: UUUhhhhhhh!

Vash: DAMN YOU ALL TO HELL, FUCK YOU AND EVERY ONE YOU LIVE WITH, I HATE YOU, YOU FUCKING PISS ME OFF YOU COCK SUCKING BASTUREDS!

Vash: Sorry…

Lindsey: Jesus Christ! *hides*

Vash: I have to do that every year or so…

(scene cuts to trunks and goten)

Trunks: What the fuck was that!

Goten: Trunks shut up and keep sucking me dick!

Trunks: your lucky I'm high!

Goten: Now whore suck!

(Back to Vash talking)

Vash: Otherwise it gets all bottled up inside and I have to kill someone…

Sarah: Aaahh my mom walked in! She said who's Goten and why is he getting his dick sucked

Sarah: I mean like wow she didn't care ....

Lindsey: what?!

Sarah: hhahaah

Vash: I don't care this is stupid.

Knives: Legato is fucking Middie and that's weird because I'm his master and I'm supposed to fuck him.

Vash: Yeah, but there in love Knives, it happens but you know I've been thinking *winces* Knives and I have.... Well you know… and Wolfwood and I have "done it" and Wolfwood and Middie have "done it" and Middie and Legato have "done it" and Legato and Knives have "done it" so are we all are just fucking each other?

Lindsey: Yes Vash, you're right, it is my house and it is like an orgy party I guess…

Sarah: Eeeww twinsest.... God that turns me on…

Vash: Really? Me and Knives "doing it".

Sarah: *glint in eyes* Oh yeah.

Lindsey: Me and Sarah haven't done it *looks at Sarah*

Vash: heheh…

Lindsey: Eeeeeeewwwwwwwwwwww

Sarah: ?

Vash: *drools*

Sarah: *stun guns Vash* Go play tomb raider now!

Vash: Okay.

Knives: That would be cool if you guys did it.

Lindsey: *punches Knives and kicks him* Go in my stash room and wait for me there!

Knives: Yes ma'am.

Lindsey: *spanks Knives as he walks past*

Sarah: Man we got them wooped *high fives Lindsey*

Lindsey: HELL YEAH! *misses hand*

Sarah: Yep...

Legato: *walks out of room smile on face*

Vash: Well, hey there sunshine.

Legato: Hey baby.

Lindsey: *looks at legato*

Vash: .......oh......well.....I.....don.....

Legato: *places finger over lips*

Vash: Not good, not good.

Lindsey: *grabs video camera*

Sarah: No, not good.

Legato: *brings Vash close to his face*

Lindsey: *starts recording* VERY GOOD!

Legato: *makes out with Vash furiously* mmmhhmmm.

Vash: *Lara dies* Damn'it........ *Starts a new game*.r

Vash: *pulls away* Damn that was even better than Knives.

Vash: *Rips clothes off legato*

Legato: Shirt ripper!

Lindsey: God damn this is getting me hot *places camera on stand watching Vash and Legato and runs to Knives in stash room*

Legato: I WAS TAUGHT FROM THE BEST! Which is your brother, no?

Sarah: *drooling* Oh my god, please let me come with you guys.

Sarah: This is my fantasy.

Legato: Not this time Sarah, you will just have to go to Middie who is bleeding from his ass......... show him what a woman can do *winks*

Sarah: It's my boyfriend bitch!

Sarah: So step off, or let me join!

Legato: *gives her an evil stare making her back arch in a funny way hurting her*

Sarah: Fine bitchy baby!

Legato: *begins to suck Vash's dick and finger his ass*

(lol this sick)

Sarah: *covering eyes*

Sarah: Baaaaaaadddddd!!!!!!!!!!

Sarah: *wakes up screaming, runs into Legato's room where Knives is doing him* *slaps Legato*

Sarah: *walks away and snuggles with Vash*

Lindsey: *with camera in same room with Knives and legato* What the fuck was that?!

Lindsey: and what the hell am I doing with this camera, can I join?!

Knives: Sure baby!

Millie: *sneaking around dark house* I'm hungry for pudding!

Wolfwood: *drinking water* *spits it all out* Aaaaaaaahhh big lady!

Millie: Don't worry I'm a lesbian now, because dead Dominique made me one.

Wolfwood: *runs into Sarah and Vash's room hiding under the covers* *his big lump shaking* Big lady scare me! *pokes head out* Vash-tongari.... Kill her, please!

Vash: Sarah will do it.

Sarah: *pulls out Uzis* Gun ready!

Millie: *goes to Trunk's house*

Millie: hey

Trunks: *eye twitch* pulls out bong..... You're the goody, goody right!

Millie: That's me!

Trunks: Hit this shit!

Mille: *looks at it confused*

Goten: Like this… *takes hit*

Millie: I see... Wait where did you come from?

Goten: Under the covers.

Trunks: that's my bitch, lady.

Goten: *smiles the famous son smile*

Gohan: *in closest* CAN I COME OUT YET THIS SHOE IN MY ASS HURTS!

Piccolo: *in the closet, opens door* *goats come running out* Don't mind them.

Millie: *takes big hit of weed*

Millie: *spins around*

Millie: * passes out*

Trunks: Hahahah, fucking lightweight.

Piccolo: Well we're going home now.

Goten: Hehe bye, big bro!

Gohan: Hey, little man being gay with Tunks now I see.

Goten: You did it.

Gohan: I know I'm so proud of you *kisses forehead*

Trunks: Back off my slave!

Goten: Down Trunks, he's just family.

Trunks: Sorry *backs down*

Goten: Awww, it's ok. *Kisses*

Trunks: You never kiss me... you kiss "me"

Goten: What?

Trunks: My fucking dick, you shit faced cock master.

Goten: *slaps trunks* Shut up!

Piccolo: Be nice.

Trunks: Hehehehe…

Goten: Shut up, and go fuck my brother!

Piccolo: I thought you liked me.

Lindsey: Can we bring this back to my house!

Goten: No that's my brother and dad I don't like green people.

Trunks: Yeah get away you green hairy dick!

*back to Lindsey's house*

Knives: Man that was the best head I have ever gotten!

Lindsey: *whips face*

Lindsey: You need more practice on me, down boy!

(ok we now have an intercom in the house)

[over intercom] Attention all people in house, meeting in living room!

Lindsey: No fucking way.

Knives: *whips mouth* Man I almost had that shit down!

*Lindsey and Knives leave room to living room*

*every one in living room* Vash: I think we should have a party

Sarah: Yea, yea red bull and vodka.

Lindsey: ^YEAH FAMILY TRADITION!!!!!!^

Knives: Who should we invite?

Middie: Man I want yegar mister and red bull.

Legato: Jegar bombs they're called.

Vash: Well the son family and the..... What the hell is Vegeta's last

name?

Middie: Yeeeeea!

Lindsey: Ummmmm shit I forgot.........

Sarah: He don't got one.

Legato: We should have the party and everyone has to be wearing drag!

Linsey: Ooooo

Vash: *blinks* Ok...... No.....

Lindsey: That sounds fun.

Vash: Fuck you, no!

Legato: All guys dress as girls and all girls as guys!

Knives: Damn it Legato that's just your excuse to dress in drag..

Vash: and those south park kids

Knives: No I hate immature kiddies

Lindsey: You are immature assh' ole

Cloud: I've dressed in drag before!

Vincent: yea me too

(ok at party)

Everyone: chug chug chug!!!!!!!!

Vash: *tanked* I couldn't possibly drink anymore.... Awww ok * hick*

Lindsey: Whoa this shit happened to fast!

Knives: *wasted* I just had five shots of tekela man! WWEEEEE

Lindsey: *sways back and forth* Knives you pussy muncher I had nine shots *barfs all over Sarah's shoes*

Sarah: Awwwww, that's the last time your going to do that

*Vash and Knives hanging on each other* Vash: I love you man.

Knives: No I love you

Vash: hick.. I love you more.

Lindsey: *passes out on couch*

Legato: *on top of cloud* your body is so hot and your hair is so soft!

Cloud: I love you too, sephroth

Sephroth: Damn it get off of him he's my bitch

Cloud: Now, now..... *passes out*

Knives: This party is crazy *turns volume up on techno music*

Millie: *still stoned off her ass arms around Trunks and Goten* *all bob head to the right*

Vash: Shit techno, blaa *pops in disturbed cd*

Music playing: get up come on get down with the sickness, you mother get up come on get down with the sickness, you fucker get up get down with the sickness.

Vash: *head banging* Fuck yea!

Sarah: I'm soo sexy *rips clothes off*

Vash: Not now onna.

Lindsey: *gets up* LETS ALL MOSH!

Legato: I don't wanna break a nail

Piccolo: I hear ya!

*Lindsey and Knives start banging into each other pushing Lindsey into Vash into Sarah into Legato all together now*

Vash: heheheh weeeeeee

Sarah: Someone touched my ass!

Vash: That was me!

Sarah: Oh ok

Trunks: *starts moshing with Lindsey*

Legato: *runs to Middie but is in Cloud's arms instead*

Goten: *getting jealous* Kamehamehas Lindsey*

Lindsey: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!1111

Knives: Omigod you little shit fucking cock sucker!!!!!!

Cloud: *smiling*

Sephroth: Legato!

Legato: Yes?

Knives: *whips it out*

Cartman: Hey that's my line

Knives: *shoots Goten in his head*

Goten: Haahahah I'm immune to bullets

Knives: THATS IT THEN *snaps fingers*

*everyone stops dancing*

Knives: This party is fucking over!

(KNIVES STOP IT WAS A WEAK KAMAHA Lindsey is fine)

Knives: *snaps fingers again, stops the angel arm*

Knives: *walks over to Lindsey's unconscious body*

*everyone starts partying again*

Knives: Lindsey my first woman lover!

Lindsey: *barfs all over Knives*

Knives: Eeeeeeeewwwww

Legato: Yes, damn it Setherlof what do you want!?

Sephroth: *slices a chunk of legatos hair*

Sephroth: Don't touch my bitch!!

Sephroth: Bitch!

Legato: OH MY GOD NO YOU DIDNT!!!!!!!! *crunches hands into fist making Seth gasp for breath as one of his lungs has a failure*

Sephroth: Dude I got the same power as you.

Legato: Well I used mine on you first!

Legato: Lets go at it!

^sounds dirty^

Sephroth: *slices more of his hair*

Cloud: No please don't fight.

Legato: Aah! *begins to cry*

(?)Shuichi: Wow look at them go.

Yuki: Yea lets go fuck

(?)Shuichi: ok!

Legato: Middie he is cutting off all my hair!

Legato: Can you ever still love me?

Knives: I wouldn't love that!

Cloud: No I love sephroth

Lindsey: You're not aloud to love that!

Knives: Oh that's right I'm dating you.........

Cloud: I'm part of him.

Sephroth: Literally.

Legato: I never asked if you loved me asshole!

Legato: Middie sweety!!!!!

Millie: *sobering up* Where am I?

Trunks: Your at Lindsey's hizzouse!

Middie: *talking to hot girl* Damn.

Legato: Nnooooo, no one loves me!

Middie: Aww I love you *kisses him lightly*

Hot girl: Damn…

Legato: Thank you god.

Hot girl's friend: Double damn, that's hott!

Vash: *kissing a lamp post* Sarah your not trying!

Lindsey: *taps Vash*

Lindsey: Your making out with my lamp!

Sarah: *in bathtub* Hehe that's not me Vash.

Vash: Oh… *walks over to bathtub and falls in on top of Sarah*

Knives: *takes another shot of tequila*

Sarah: Hehe just like the first time we met.

Knives: Yes seven!

Vash: What?

Lindsey: huh?

Sarah: Shut up *pulls hair*

Legato: *on top of Middie fucking him in the ass* Scream for me bitch!

Middie: Aaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhh *screams like a high school virgin*

Vegeta: Man that is gross…

Goku: What about us?

Bulma: Yes what about you?

Vegata: *barfs on Sarah's shoes*

Sarah: *from bathtub* Damn it!

Goku: I...... Uh.... Don't know what you're talking about…

Vegeta: Look, me and Goku love each other.

Kyle: *takes off pants running around in underwear* IM A FUCKING JEW!!

Cartman: That's right suck it just like that *Goten on Cartman*

Goten: I only have eyes for you *singing to Trunks*

Cartman: *so drunk doesn't realize it isn't Goten and really Stan*

Stan: *slurp, slurp* Uuuhh what the fuck am I doing?!

Goten: *making out with Trunks* what the hell *pulls out a dollar from his mouth*

Goten:.....

What would Brian Boy Tano do if he were here right now he would kick and ass or two thas what Brian Boy Tano do…

Knives: Weeeeeeeeee I'm so drunk *has paper bag over his head and not wearing any pants dancing with screaming Kyle in underwear*

Cloud: *making out with Sephroth* Wow ok you got me now what do you want?

Sephroth: I want to eat you. *Bites cloud*

Cloud: Dude you bit me!

Sephroth: Yeah so?

Cloud : Oohh kinky

Lindsey: biting is fun!

Knives: *grabs Lindsey* *rips her shirt off and pants*

Lindsey: shirt ripper!

*all dance in underwear*

Legato: Hey look what I found, POCKY!

Middie: *sitting with legato at buffet*

Middie: *rubs ass* Oh no.....

Legato: *bends Middie over chair and ........*

(no one shall ever know what they do with the pocky!)

Middie: *moans*

(hahahaha)

Bulma: I'm so depressed *pigs out at buffet watching gay guys*

*snap* (the stick broke off in his ass)

Legato: Oh no now I'll have to go in and get it *evil smile*

Bulma: WAAAAAAAAAHHHHHH *shoves sausage in mouth* my huzzzzzband loovss annother man!

Vegeta: Yep…

Goku: *making out with Vegeta* Damn straight.

Vegeta: *slaps Goku* No cussing!

Goku: Sorry.

Lindsey: *BURP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!*

Knives: Damn bitch!

Lindsey: *runs over to Trunks who is making out with goten* TRUNKS, I HAVE ALWAYS THOUGHT YOU WERE SO SEXY IN THOSE EPISODES *starts making out with trunks*

(Trunks and Goten are teen)

Knives: What the fuck are you doing onna!?

Lindsey: I don't know I'm so wasted!

Vash: *talking to Legato; who is “surgically” removing the pocky* You know, just so you know earlier today meant nothing....... and I do love Sarah *Legato grunts* Ok good I feel the same way.

Legato: So that wasn't a dream...... You have finally come to admit it was real.... Hahahaha!

Sarah: Hehe I love pocky *grabs pocky and Vash and go into room*

Legato: I rock!

Vash: *telepathically talking to Legato* What, no it was a dream I just… like…. Aww man!

(No, ok, legato made him and Sarah dream it)

Knives: *runs around house opening and closing doors looking at everyone fucking each other*

Sarah: *from some room* Dumbass!

Vash: What the fuck was that!

Sarah: Damn it!

Vash: I know *imitating Sarah* shut up, shut up, shut up *pulls own hair*

Knives: *trips and falls on face*

Lindsey: What are you doing?

Knives: Looking for the toilet paper.....

Lindsey: You're such a seven-foot dumb ass!

(snicker)

Lindsey: It's hot as fuck in my house!

Trunks: Man that was so weird *thinks about making out with a girl*

Goten: Not on your life!

Trunks: Goten......... I like girls better then guys, I'm leaving you!

Trunks: *walks away*

Goten: What ever *starts making out with Vincent

Vincent: Oohhh what is this tingly feeling?

Goten: It's my ki, like it?

Vincent: Hells yea!

Trunks: *looks for Lindsey* OH LINDSEY!!!

Lindsey: Yes?

Trunks: I love you!

Lindsey: Really?

Trunks: Yes *grabs Lindsey and begins to have his way with her*

Knives: *walks into the room they are in*

Knives: Oh My God! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Lindsey: Uuuuuhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!!!!!!!!

Trunks: YYYYYYEEEEEEEESSSSSSS!!!!!!!!

Legato: Weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

Kyle: JJJJJJEEEWWWWW BAGEL BAGEL!!!!!!!!

Vash: Aaaaahhhhhhhhhhh

Cartman: FFUUUUUCCCCCKKKKK!!!

Middie: Aaahhhhhhhhhhh

Goku: Aaaahhhhhhhhhhh

Goten: Aaaahhhhhhhhhhhhh

Cloud: Aaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

Sarah: Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!!!!!!1

Knives: *snaps finger*

Vash: Oh no, not the light *angel arm comes out*

*everyone dies*

Adam Sandler: *wakes up from dream* AAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!

(hehehe)

Adam: What the fuck was that?

*looks over at meat ball*

Meatball: *tilts head*

Adam: *shrugs*

(END)

(FIN)

~THEE END~