Dragon Ball/Z/GT Fan Fiction / Final Fantasy - All Series Fan Fiction / Trigun Fan Fiction ❯ My Hizzous ❯ FoodFight and Fishing ( Chapter 4 )

[ Y - Young Adult: Not suitable for readers under 16 ]

Story By Sarah S. and Lindsey B. (edited by Lindsey B.)

I don't own any of these characters but if I did…. MUAHahaha (you get the picture)

(At my huge house south jersey shore (next to doctor Weirds' factory))

Vash:....... You know what?

Vash: YOU KNOW WHAT????

Lindsey: What?

Vash: I want a red.

Vash: I don't know.

Sarah: *smacks him in back of head*

Vash: Oww!

Knives: Fuckin' ell!

Vash: Hehahaha funny British man.

Legato: What?

Vash: Yep.

Lindsey: Huh?

Knives: I'm hungry.

Knives: Hey onna feed me!

Vash: Me too.

Lindsey: Fuck you I can't cook.

Sarah: Aww, I'll get you something to eat I love to cook.

Knives: Yeah !!!!!

Legato: I rather go out to eat .

Sarah: What you want?

Knives: I want some barbeque chicken, donuts on the side!!!!!

Vash:......

Sarah: What the fuck kinda meal is that.

Knives: I don't know I just decided I wanted that today…

Goku: Sounds good to me.

Sarah: Oh shit not Goku.

Goku: Feed me bitch!

Sarah: Oh god here we go.

Goku: *stomach rumbles*

Sarah: Oh boy, ok.

Lindsey: Damn I can't find my lotion!

Legato: Lotion for what?

Lindsey: Nothing..........

Vash:.....

Trunks: Mommy can I suck on your nipples!!!!!

Lindsey: Trunks your mommy ran away!

Sarah: Yeah probably cause Vegeta eats like Goku….

Sarah: That's why I ran away…

Goku: You didn't run, I let you go.

Knives: What the fuck? When did that little purple fuck get here!

Legato: Yeah my mommy killed herself after I was born.........

(no she didn't) -the authors conversing about how his mom died-

(huh)

(she was killed in the July incident along with his father)

(hahaha, oh)

(that's why he hates Vash)

(hahaha!!!!!!)

(and his sister too, yes he had a sister)

Legato: I used to be so happy!

Vash: Why, what happened to them?

Legato: *evil glare* Not telling you, since you know!!!

Sarah: Easy Legato…

Vash: No really I don't.

Lindsey: *scratches head* Shit!

Knives: Its okay Legato we can all forget about that can't we?

Vash: *pokes Legato* Come on tell me.

Sarah: Vashy-poo shut up.

Legato: FUCK YOU! *strangles Vash*

Sarah: Oh god! *stun-guns Legato*

Lindsey: OH MY!

Knives: Jezz *drags stunned gunned Legato into other room*

Vash: Holy shit what's his problem

*All shake head*

Trunks: You idiot, you killed his parents!

Vash: That's a lie!

Lindsey: *slaps own forehead*

Vash: You all lieeeeeeeeeee!!

Lindsey: Here he goes!

Vash: I don't kill, I love everybody!

Vash: *pulls out TV and turns it on showing tape of him in love and peace* Seee?! *imitating himself* Love and peace, love and peace.

Gohan: Where the hell did that TV come from?

Lindsey: The place you like to put all things!

Gohan: Oh hehehehe!

Trunks: HAHAHAHAH!!!!!! Lindsey tell him what he did!

Lindsey: I don't even know, Sarah will have to tell.....

*everyone looks to Sarah*

Sarah: *sigh* *fast forwards to the episode where it tells about Vash blowing up the city of July* see Legato's parents were there he was the only one who survived.

Vash: *crying* That is soo sad.

Knives: Okay Legato is chained to the bed.

Lindsey: Great.

Vash: I must apologize to him!

Knives: NO! Don't disturb him right now.

Lindsey: You will only make things worse.

Vash: Whyyyyy *annoying wine*

Sarah:...

Knives: Shut the fuck up and stop being a whinny little bitch. *slaps him back and forth ten times*

Lindsey: Knives be gentle he is your little brother!

Vash: Stop it, you're always mean to me! *shoots Knives*

Knives: UUUUUHHHHHH!!!!!! WHAT IS THIS PAIN IN MY FUCKING LEG!!!!!!!!?

Gohan: EWWWWWWWWW BLOOD!!!!!! *barfs all over Goten*

Goten: a....... aa...... ewwwww.

Gohan: Sorry bro....

Goten: What the hell man *slaps Gohan*

Gohan: *runs away*

Vash: *holding gun * Aww shit…

Vash: I'm sorry! *runs away*

Lindsey: VASH YOU FUCKIN IDIOT!!!!!

Sarah: Don't yell at him like that, he needed to get shot.

Lindsey: *runs after Vash caring a kantana*

Trunks: Dude she is like running after him with a Kantana... DOES NO ONE REALIZE THE HUMOR IN THAT!!!

Sarah: *runs after Lindsey with kantana* Lets d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-duel!

Lindsey: I am not duelin you, he just shot my boyfriend bitch!

Sarah: He shot Vash like I don't know how many times *swords clash*

Lindsey: So your little pussy boyfriend deserved it!

Sarah: *bearing teeth* AND THAT MAKES IT RIGHT

Lindsey: WHY NOT KNIVES ONLY WANTED TO MAKE A PERFECT PLANNET FOR THEM!!!!

Sarah: *so pissed she turns into ssj 5*

Goku: You stupid bitch!

Trunks: *eating cheesy pooffs* What the fuck!

Sarah: Woohoo…

Goku: Looks like I fucked her so much she got some of my jeans!

Sarah: That's genes.

Goku: Oh!

Lindsey: Oh man now you're a saiyan what kind of shit is that!

Lindsey: Can I be cat woman, meow! Come on I'm white just like the comics

Sarah: *Aimin at Lindsey* kaaaa meeee haaaa meee.....

Knives: What the hell you just can't decide who you wanna be in the

middle of the story!

Goku: No you'll destroy the earth!

Lindsey: Oh well I gotta run away!

Lindsey: *jumps on roof building thingy*

Goku: Fuck every one run the fuck away!

Knives: I can't my leg!

Sarah: Haahahhaaha!

Sarah: Just kidding.

*everyone passes out*

Sarah: *fires little but really powerful blast at Lindsey crippling her like knives*

Sarah: Good night floppy!

Lindsey: Uuuuuggghhhh!!!!!

Knives: *looking at Lindsey right next to him bleeding from head and stuff* yay now we together!

Vash: *comes in with everyone passed out walks into the room with Legato strapped to bed* Legato I'm really sorry I didn't know but I got you lots of canolies will you forgive me??

Legato: Maybe! Are they chocolate?

Vash: Yes and vanilla :-)

Vash: and lots of other pastries *hands Legato the whole fucking 200 pound bag of stuff*

Legato: Okay we are friends again!

Lindsey: YEAH!!!!!!!!!

Legato: WWWWWWEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! *opens bag and begins rolling around in the food*

*Vash and Legato start piggin out on everthing*

Vash: mmmmm doughnuts.

Legato: *drooling* Oh my god it's sooo good!

Knives: *starts crying cause they got doughnuts*

Sarah: Ok now chicken.

Knives: I actually dislike donuts!

Sarah: Ok I fucking made like 50 pounds of chicken you better eat it alllll.

Vash: Yes ma'me

Knives: Not hungry.

Lindsey: Me neither!

Goku: hahhahahhaah*wipes away a tear* that's not going to be enough…

Sarah: Oh for you I made 500 pounds!

Goku: *drool*

Legato: I ate already too with my fucking buddy Vash!

Vash: Fucking!!!!!! What are you talking bout?

Vash: There was no fuckin!

Legato: Nothing.........

Vash: ......ok

Knives: *glares* WHAT!!!!!!!!!!!!????????

Lindsey: Omigod my ass hurts.... I wonder why....

Sarah: Fucking eat the food nowwwwwwww

Goku: *stuffing face*

Trunks: FUCK THAT! Goku will probably eat it all himself.....

Goku: *stuffing face full of food*

Goku: Omigod it's soooooooo fumkin gooof

Lindsey: *throws chicken at Sarah*

Knives: FOOOOOOOODDDDDD FIGHT!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Trunks: SWEET!!!!!!!!

Gohan: EWWW my hands are going to get dirty from chicken!

Sarah: *throws some of Legato's pastries at Lindsey*

Lindsey: Mmmmmm…

Goku: Ewww *barfs*

Knives: Aaaaaaaahahahahahah *throws broccoli at Trunks*

Sarah: Where the hell did that broccoli come from!

Lindsey: I don't know

(shut up and throw food)<says creator

Sarah: ok, ok.

Vash: *throws a whole shit load of grapes at Knives*

Legato: *Picks pastries off floor and shoves them in mouth while dodging chicken*

Knives: FUCKING GRAPES! *picks up watermelon and throws it at Vash*

Vash: Ahhhhhhhh *dodges watermelon*

Wolfwood: Hi guys humf… *gets hit by the watermelon*

Vash: *goes to kitchen to get some reds and oranges*

Lindsey: Aren't they called apples? *dodges watermelon pieces*

Vash: No… they're now called reds

Lindsey: *gets hit by macaroni* What the fuck?

Knives: Heheheh!

Legato: *Uses brain power to juggle oranges so Vash can't get them*

Vash: Legato we just bonded doesn't that mean anything?

Vash: *sniff* YOU HATE ME!

Legato: I don't hate you just like to torment your weak mind!

Wolfwood: Jesus Christ I just come in and I GET HIT BY A FUCKIN

WATERMELON *starts chucking cantaloupes at everyone*

Lindsey: *picks up a rock hard muffin and throws in at Knives' head*

Knives: *dodges cantaloupe and gets hit by muffin* *passes out*

Sarah: OMIGOD.......*almost gets hit by a cantaloupe*

Lindsey: Play nice boys *dodges cantaloupe*

Lindsey: *crawls around on floor picks up a spork* Hahahahaha!

Gohan: OH MY! *Gets hit by cantalope*

Wolfwood: I am priest here me roar *starts throwing a whole bunch of pies*

Trunks: *dodges chicken and cantaloupe then gets hit by a pie* *passes out*

Lindsey: Fucking weakling!

Goten: *pokes his lifeless body* Hehehehe he's like dead.

Trunks: *wakes up quickly and bits down hard on Goten's leg*

Trunks: Grrrrrr!

Lindsey: *throws spork at wolfwoods head* YOU WILL BE SILENT FUCK FACE!

Wolfwood: *gets hit in the eye with a spork* *in satanic voice* Now

everyone will die *pulls out cross punisher*

Knives: AH SHIT!

Legato: *drops juggling oranges* Vash stop your little friend!

Vash: Holy shit! *grabs an orange and chucks it at Wolfwood's head*

Wolfwood: *gets hit with an orange* Nighty, night *passes out*

Lindsey: *out of breath*

Vash: Aww he passed out *drags body into nearby room and locks door* *loud noises heard from room*

Knives: God this is kind of making me hot......

Lindsey: *looks at Knives* yeah so what....?

Knives: *pulls Lindsey by hair* so for two hours your mine bitch!

Sarah: Oh no he ain't *jumps through window* *loud yelling heard then slowly fade into moans*

Trunks: *lets go of Goten* That is so not fair! *runs on all fours to Knives*

Goten: *finally struck by the pain* Ahhhhhhhh my fucking leg!

Knives: aww shit dog *kicks Trunks threw broken window* *we hear puppy whinny faded out to nothing*

Lindsey: Hey that was the boy I was having an affair with!

Knives: *throws Lindsey inside room looks around and goes in locks door*

Goku: *all the time hiding under table catching chicken that flew by* wow I'm full *gets hit by a cantalope*

Goten: where the hell did that come from

Legato: Hehe.

Legato: Sorry......

Goten: No that was genius!

Goten: Good job.

Legato: Cool!

Legato: *stands up on food covered floor and bows*

Goku: Oww *gets up and walks away*

Goten: Well, it didn't work.

Legato: Why do you hate your father so much?

Goten: He's got a really thick skull all that being hit over the head from that bitch lady called Chi-chi.

Legato: Oh I see........

Trunks: *walks in door bleeding from mouth and ears*

Goten: Well, he was dead for like the first seven years of my life an..... Omigod Trunks!

Goten: Noo my love!

Trunks: Goten… *gurgle* get me some… *pukes* weed!

Goten: Yes, right away! *whips out a package of weed stuffs it in Trunks' mouth*

Trunks: *loads up a water bong and takes a big hit* Awwww this is the shit!

Vash: *comes out of room with a big smile on his face*

Vash:.......

Legato: I'm so lonely!

Midvalley: *appears out of no where behind Legato* I'm heerrrree!

Legato: AH FUCK!!!!!!

Midvalley: I was in the showwwwweerrr!!!

Legato: Oooo all wet and stuff…

Legato: Jezz that whole time!

Trunks: He must have been like masturbating!

Midvalley: (ignores Trunks) Yes I was very dirty!

Legato: Now I am really dirty.

Midvalley: Shut up little man!

Legato: You missed the incredible food fight!

Legato: *gets pastry shoved in mouth*

Gohan: Man that was fucking crazy..... *looks down at nails* good none broken!

Sarah's mom: Omigod think of the fucking water bill *head starts spinning around and flames come out*

Sarah: *comes out of the room* Aaaaahhhh mom!

Lindsey's mom: WHY DOESNT THE FUCKING COMPUTER WORK STOP PUTTING VIRUSES IN IT LINDSEY! *blood starts spewing from leg*

Sarah's mom: Omigod you had sex didn't you!

Lindsey: *picks up blanket* *Knives falls off the bed* AW SHIT MOM GET THE FUCK OUT!

Sarah: Shuuutt Uuuppppp!!!!!! *goes ssj 5 kills her dead* God I feel better!

Lindsey's mom: NO CURSING!!!!!!

Sarah: Kill her!

Lindsey: *snaps fingers* *Vash's angel arm comes out and kills Lindsey's mom*

Sarah's dad: Yes, finally the bitch dies!

Sarah: Dad??!!

Lindsey: Hahaha!

Knives: GOD DAMNit CLOsE THE FUCKING DOOR!

Gohan: *closes door*

Sarah's dad: Omigod you had sex with two guys...... Alll righhht way to go!

Sarah: Heheehe thanks.... Wait LEAVE HERE NOW!!

Lindsey's dad: Dude, Sarah's like dad get the fuck out of my daughters house lets go bar hopping.

Sarah's dad: Okay, ok, gone!

Trunks: *stoned off ass* I'm bored!

Sarah: *playing velvet revolvers song really loud* when you seek me you'll destroy me, rape my mind and smell the...poopies??!!! oh no wait poppies.

Gohan: Piccolo green man meat I need you!!!!!!

Piccolo: Oh no not him!

Gohan: Heeeeyy!!!!!

Dende: Why is Gohan like screaming your name?

Piccolo: Ummm… I don't know why…

Dende: Oh. My. God. You're still seeing him?

Sarah: *walking out of room* man my ass hurts.

Vash: I bet!

Trunks: Wow I just watched this fucking movie where just everyone was fucking everyone else and then three people died, it was great!

Gohan: Yeah, that movie was so like not fabulous *changes channel to rap videos*

Middie: Oh god, oh god, oh god *fucking Legato all over the food *

Gohan: *booty dances*

Lindsey: *walks out of room with shoe that she throws at Gohan's head but misses by a lot*

Goten: Man, fuck that! *changes the channel to stoner rock*

Trunks: *knocks into Gohan pushing him in chair* FUCK OFF!

*Middie and Legato rolled their way in front of the TV*

Goten: God damnit I cant see the fucking TV!

Vash: *playing dark cloud* they're are many TVs in the house ok… ahhhhh I'm on fire..... Oh wait no I'm not...... aahhhhhh my weapons going to break!

Vash: This sucks... I got an idea lets go fishing now every one!

Lindsey: *walks out of room finally clothed* The release finally!

Knives: Oh god my penis is sore......

Vash: FISHING NOW

Sarah: Ok I'm game.

Legato: *picks up chocolate pastry and shoves it in his mouth* Mmmm!

Lindsey: I am too tired to go fishing!

Knives: Goddamn woman I need a nap you got me all tired and shit!

Lindsey: Sorry, asshole!

Knives: *mummers bad things under breath*

Vash: *runs up to Lindsey and shoves a sensu bean in her mouth* FISHIN NOW!

Lindsey: *spits it in his face* Fuck you dumbshit!

Vash: *slaps Knives* FISHING NOW!!

Lindsey: *walks away clutching walking stick*

Goten: I'll go fishing!

Knives: NEVER TOUCH ME!

Vash: Oh and that means you can touch my penis?

Knives: Damn old lady get out of my way *pushes Lindsey over*

Lindsey: God damnit Knives why you gotta go and do that!

Vash: Huh, huh, huh?

Knives: *looks at Vash* Bitch you no nothing!

Vash: *runs*

Vash: *SCREAMMING * fishing now, now, now, now!!!!

Legato: I will go fishing!!!

Sarah: Omigod let us just go fishing.

Middie: I guess I will too.

Gohan: I don't fish thank you very much *switches rap back on as Goten's not looking*

Goten: That's cause your penis is so small all the fish think its a worm hahahah!!

Trunks: *stoned still* I'm kind of horny.... maybe like I should go fishing too.....

Lindsey: *looks around* uh oh thunder...... I heard thunder you guys cant go fishing now!

Vash: Fuck you!

Knives: EEEKKKKK I'm scared of thunder…

Trunks: Me too... MOMMY! *hides under Lindsey's shirt*

Vash: Fine pussy boy doesn't go and....... blonde don't go either.

Lindsey: HEY!

Vash: LETS GO NOW!!

Lindsey: I'm not a blonde I'm just..... oh SHUT UP *sticks tongue out at Vash*

*at lake*

Vash: Yay fishing!

Sarah: I love fishing.

Legato: *has on fishing suit is in deep water* hehehe........ Ow! Something bit my thingy!

Middie: Oops sorry…*blushes*

Legato: Silly be more careful down there hunny!

*Vash in the water with Goku, trying to catch fish with there bear hands*

Goku: All you have to do is........AHHHHHHHHHHHH *picks hand out of water and has a big fish*

*Vash goes to do the same and grabs Goku's foot*

Lindsey: *is sitting on the shore…. Trunks is fanning her with big leaf and knives is sucking on her toes*

Gohan: *wearing hot pink shorts and see through white shirt* Hey you guys *says in rather faggy voice* I have decided to come along!

Legato: Damn it, I was hoping to be the only fag here!

Middie: What about me?

Legato: You're not a fag your just confused!

Middie: I am?

Legato: Yes.

Legato: but I make the decision of you wanting me easier *points to head*

Middie: Who doesn't want a piece of your ass?

Legato: I don't know whoever has more brain power then me like that asshole Sethorlof!

Sephroth: yes and you shall all die

Vash : *raises hand*

Gohan: What do you want sweet heart!

Vash: what the hell?

Trunks: *waving fan at Lindsey* Dude Gohan stop being such a fag you fake retard *throws shoe at him*

Gohan: GOD DAMNIT what is with the SHOES!!!!!

Goku: *slaps Gohan* SHUT UP I'M TIRED OF YOU BEING SUCH A PUSSY

Gohan: *runs away crying*

Goku: I DIDNT RAISE YOU TO BE A FAGGY SAIYAN!

Goku: Your MOTHER CHICHI did!

Gohan: *Still running away*

Knives: *slurp, slurp* I hope he never comes back!

^not sucking on the usual^

Sarah: AHHH I CAUGHT SOMETHING!

Lindsey: Well, pull out hurry before it goes away!

Sarah: *pulls out a magi carp*

Sarah: I never like those pokemon!

Trunks: What the fuck is that!?

Vash: Yeah they're point less…

Sarah: Ooh I know *goes Ssj 5 and does kaaammeeehaaaameeeehaaa on it and gets it all krispy*

Trunks: *still stoned* I'm hungry! *goes over to magi carp and begins eating its scales*

Ash: dude that's like the grossest pokemon to eat!

Knives: WHAT THE FUCK DO YOU KNOW! *shoots Ash in forehead*

Sarah: OH MY FUCKING GOD, ITS ASH KETCHEM!

Knives: Who's that?

Vash: AND YOU JUST SHOT HIM!

Lindsey: Dude, you just shot like the pokemon master you idiot!

Middie: Haaaa, I get it, Ash Ketchem like, catch them all!

Knives: OOPS! *puts gun away and hides*

Sarah: *watching Trunks eat the magic carp* Stupid idiot!

Lindsey: He is stoned everything tastes good!

Knives: Geez, Sarah I just realized this but like your hair is really tall how did you get it that spiky

Sarah: .......

Sarah: Gel.

Knives: I see.....

Sarah: It's like sunscreen.... but thicker…

Sarah: And stickier... like jizz.

Knives: Ooooooohhhh I know exactly what your talking about.

Trunks: *looks around, looks at what he is eating* Holy shit where am I?

Lindsey: Well, Trunks you're at this lake eating a magi carp's fried scales......

Trunks: oh really..... Hmmm *starts eating the stuff again*

Sarah: Eww he's all crispy.

Goku: Even I wouldn't eat that…

Trunks: but I am a stoned imbecile remember?

Lindsey: Wait, Goku is not stoned but he is an imbecile.....

Goku: Hey!

Knives: She is right, yah know?

Goku: Yeah you're right but I did save the world like a lot of times.

Vash: So did I!

Knives: No you didn't!

Middie: I tried to destroy it.

Vash: I saved it from the insane people!

Legato: Yeah I hoped to destroy it someday too......

Sarah: Like you Knives…

Lindsey: Oh my god stop fighting who cares who saved the world!

Lindsey: we are at a peaceful lake everyone just sit AND FUCKING RELAX!

Vash: Yeah…

Sarah: I strongly agree…

Goku: what'd she say?

Vash: Just say yes.

Goku: Yes.

Vash: Good boy.

Knives: Okay fine…

Legato: Whatever........

Vegeta:....

Trunks: Uumm *passes out*

Vegeta: YOU WILL ALL FEEL MY WRATH!!!!

Goku: VEGETA SHUT UP!!

Vegeta: *sniff* ok

Goku: Good bitch!

Lindsey: Hmmm I wonder what the hell is in that magi carp.

Knives: Hopefully something dangerous...... maybe that little douche will die!

Legato: Knives shut up!

Knives: *eye bulge* Tell me to shut up!

Legato: Sorry....

Middie: Don't apologize to him.

Legato: Why not he is my master?

Middie: But I want to be your master!

Middie: You pussy!

Knives: *slaps Middie* Don't talk to him like that!

Middie: Fuck you!

Lindsey: *slaps Knives* Stop hitting!

Knives: Woman did you not just here what he said to me!

Lindsey: I don't want to hear it!

Knives: BUT!

Lindsey: SHUT UP!

Middie: Heee man she got you whooped!

Knives: *mummers terrible swears*

Lindsey: Middie if you don't put your penis back in your pants right now I will cut it off!

Legato: *looks at Lindsey surprised*

Middie: Oh shit it is out, sorry.

Trunks: *wakes up* Oh wow everything is all trippeeyy I feel all floaty… *flaps arms like bird and begins to fly around lake*

Trunks: DUDE THE MAGI CARP HAS FAIRY DUST IN IT OR SOMETHING!!!!!!!!

Goku: No you're just a fairy.

Vash: Aww dude BBBBBUUUSTT *high fives Goku*

Trunks: Am not try some of the magi thing I think it is magic!

Lindsey: I am so not trying that!

Knives: Me neither, ten minutes from now I could be dead!

Legato: Hmmm........

Vash: Yeah fucktard!

Lindsey: Who you calling a fucktard!

Vash: I don't know…

Lindsey: Hmmmmm…

Knives: Thought so.

Sarah: You know what I think we should do?

Gohan: *hair slicked back wearing all black looking like a Goth* ........

Sarah:.....

Trunks: Weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!!

Lindsey: What?

Vash: Dude what the hell Gohan!?

Goku: Yeah what the hell?

Gohan: ........ I don't speak I am Goth now....

Lindsey: *shakes head to the nonsense*

Knives: I need to kill people..... *whips out portable tv/dvd/ps2 pops in hitman: contracts!* fuck yeah!

Sarah: Oh my god that who song that limp biscuit remade really sucks!

Sarah: My fucking ears!!!

Lindsey: I told you that it sucks but you don't listen!

Sarah: Shut up no you didn't!

Lindsey: Tomorrow I get to go get shots and stuff! YYYYYYAAAAAAAYYYYYY!!!!!

Legato: Why are you so excited about that?

Lindsey: I don't know......

Lindsey: Knives where did you get that!?

Knives: I have always had this.

Lindsey: Really….? *watches him kill everyone* Cool…

Vash: He won it at a pokemon contest.

Sarah: Hehehehee!

Knives: Nah uh!

Vash: Yeah, remember you killed off that little girls pickachoo with a charzard!

Sarah: Wow… That's pretty mean Knives.

Knives: Charzard rocks! I mean no, I don't remember......

Middie: Wow… Stopping to kill off little electric rats are we now, Knives?

Middie: Fucktard!

Knives: No!!! YOU PEOPLE SUCK DICK! LIERS ALL OF YOU!!

Vash: Now I remember Middie told me to say that!

Middie: Now you don't get your dollar!

Vash: Shit!

Lindsey: A dollar? That's it? I pity your "wealth Middie"

Middie: Fuck you! I told him 20 and he negotiated down to a dollar!

Vash: Yeah, he got ripped off…

Sarah: Vash shut up!

Vash: *winces*

Sarah: What's wrong?

Vash: Don't pull my hair!

Sarah: Aaaww *strokes Vash's hair* I love you.

Vash: I love you too.

Legato: Well, I didn't expect you to pay him anything.... usually your dept gets paid by suki suki FI-DOLA!

Middie: .....What the fuck, are you Mexican?

Legato: No Korean, like Cartman.

Knives: hahahaha

Trunks: *sits down besides Knives, almost touching the floor* Cool blood!

*Sarah and vash start making out*

Lindsey: Oh my god, this is sooo gay we need something funny to happen here!

Middie: I know why don't you die?

Middie: *whips out kantana*

Lindsey: Uuummm I can't die...

Middie: DAMNIT!!

Legato: Hahahaha!!

Sarah: Yeah, I can't die; I just get stronger every time some one beats me to an inch of my life…

Goku: Yep… Me too.

Knives: I can die, but before I do I always get stuck in a giant light bulb somewhere off in the distance........

Vash: Yeah, I just can't die…

Vash: Instead, I just get these hideous scars.

Legato: I can die, but only when I decide too.

Vash: *looks at Legato and winces*

Vash: DONT MAKE ME DO THAT AGAIN!!!!!

Legato: Don't wince like that or your face might stay that hideous too!

Vash: .…..

Sarah: *grabs Vash and sits in his lap*

Vash: *makes funny face*

Sarah: What the hell was that?

Vash: Nothing!

Gohan: ...........

Trunks: Well this is seriously boring me! *starts flying around again does chicken dance in mid air*

(Wait… Can't Trunks already fly without having to eat a krispy magi carp.................. we may never know!)

Sarah: Dude…

Lindsey: What?

Vash: What?

Knives: Okay…

Legato: Blah!!!

Middie: You guys are weird.

Gohan: .............

Goten: Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhh!!!!!

Trunks: We need to end this!

Knives: Wait, don't kill me, I'm on the last level !!!!!

Nicky: Oh my god I just woke up and no one was at the house so I decided to go fishing and here you are!

Nicky: And why does my ass hurt?

Vash: You fell down the stairs…

Knives: Hmmm…. Grrr…

Nicky: *looks around* What stairs?

Knives: We don't have stairs.

Lindsey: I know what happened… *snickers*

Nicky: .......Aaahhhhhhhh!!!

Legato: *starts to smile at stair joke*

Lindsey: No legato.........

Knives: AH!

Sarah: Aww shit!

Middie: I wonder if it will hurt…..

Trunks: Huh!

Vash: Fuck.

Gohan:......

Goku: What's going on…

Nicky: Legato, nooooooooooo!!

Vegeta: DISPICABLE!

Goten: Hahahahaha!!

Piccolo and Dende: uuh uh uh uh uhhhhhhhh!!! *Orgasms*

Legato: *smiles fully at the joke and everyones head explodes!* oops... *kills himself with vash's gun*

*POP!*