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Coo Coo Cachoo

by Authors numbers 1-4, 5.3, and 007

typed and posted by Diamond Princess Kohana

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Author #1: I tried color coding the authors but I don't know if it worked.

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**** One day in the Sengoku Jidai****

Kagome: Sit!

IY: What was that for, bitch!?

Kagome: You won't let me go home.

IY: We need you to find the shikon shards.

Kagome: So all I am is the jewel detector!?

IY:...

Shippo: How could you be so mean, IY!?

(IY hits Shippo on the head.)

Shippo: Ow! He hit me! (cries) Kagome!

IY: Shut up you little bastard.

Kagome: SIT!

IY: Why do you keep doing that, bitch?

Miroku: Calm down, IY. Let her go back to her own time.

Sango: She's only going for a few days. She'll be back.

IY: Fine but you better bring me some ramen.

Kagome: Okay. bye. See you guys later.

Everyone except IY: Bye Kagome.

(Kagome goes down the well.)

**** A few hours later****

(SMACK)

Sango: Stop touching my ass, you lecher.

Miroku: I could not resist. You know it's my duty to please that booty.

(SMACK)

Shippo: IY, why do you always have to be so mean to Kagome.

IY: Shut up it's none of your fucking business.

Shippo: You're such a dumb ass.

IY: Shut up, Bitch.

Shippo: Dumb ass.

IY: Bitch.

Shippo: Dumb ass.

IY: Bitch.

Shippo: Dumb ass.

IY: Bitch.

Shippo: Dumb ass bitch!

(IY throws Shippo off a cliff.)

Sango: Oh my god you killed Shippo!

Miroku: You bastard.

IY: So what if my parents weren't married! Anyway, if we climb down we'll find him crying at the

bottom. Let's go to town. He can meet us there.

Myoga: Aren't you the slightest bit worried, Lord IY?

IY: Feh.

Sango: What does that mean anyway?

IY: Don't ask me I just like saying it. (starts singing) ^_^ Feh! Feh! Feh! Feh, feh, FFFFFFEEEHHHH!!!!

Miroku: (hits Inuyasha over the head with his... staffy-thingy...)

IY: HEY! What was that for!?

Miroku: Sorry, but my ear drums were bleeding.

IY: ( Starts singing again and everyone tackles him and ties him to a tree)

IY: (mumbles through gags)

Sango: What did you say? (un-gags him)

IY: FFFEEEHHH!!!

Miroku: (gags him again) Maybe if we just left him there for awhile...

Sango: Good idea. Let's go find Shippo.

(Everybody but IY leaves)

IY: (starts to hum and all the plants and animals around him die)

IY: (thinks) I'm not that bad. Hey, they didn't even put a spell on the damn rope! (snaps rope,

takes gag off. Runs angrily after Sango and Miroku.)

( Miroku and Sango scream as Inuyasha attacks them.)

Sango: (screaming) Calm down IY!

Inuyasha: Stop calling me IY you lazy ass bitch!

Sango: Don't tell me! Tell the authors. They're the one making me say it.

IY: Oh, ok... So how's the search going?

Miroku: Do you see Shippo?

IY: -__-0 ... No.

Sango: I'm hungry.

(Inuyasha and Miroku both hit her)

Miroku: Don't change the subject!!!

Sango: It's just that looking for Shippo is SSSOOO BORING!!!

Inuyasha: It was your idea to look for him.

Sango: (quietly) feh...

Inuyasha: WHAT DID YOU SAY?!?!?!

Sango: (smiles) Nothing, your dreaming!

Inuyasha:....

Sango: Nevermind.

(Everyone starts looking for Shippo again)

****Five minutes later****

Miroku: Maybe he's over there.

Inuyasha: YOU WERE MOCKING ME WEREN'T YOU!?!?!?

Miroku: What are you talking about?

Inuyasha: (looks at Sango) Back there you said feh didn't you?

Sango: Took you long enough to notice dumbass.

Inuyasha: What's that supposed to mean?

Miroku: Is it just me or is Inuyasha a bit slow today?

Inuyasha: (yelling) I'm faster than you Miroku! (starts runing around)

Sango: Ten yen says he runs into a tree.

Miroku: Your on.

(They watch Inuyasha and he runs into a tree)

Sango: (smiles) I win!

Inuyasha: @_@

Sango: (picks up a stick and pokes Inuyasha. He doesn't wake up so she smacks him)

Inuyasha: (jumpes up) What the hell was that for !?!?!?!?!

Sango: (all innocent) It wasn't me! Miroku did it.

Inuyasha: (turns to Miroku)

Miroku: Don't look at me. It was a one-eyed, one-horned flying purple people eater.

Sango: It sure looked strange to me.

Inuyasha: I will hunt down this one-eyed, one-horned flying purple people eater and take

revenge!!!

Sango: He's lost it.

Miroku: Did he ever have it?

Sango: Good point. (pauses) o_o!

(smacks Miroku)

Miroku: Sorry I couldn't resist.

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Matrix Robot Guy: Now that you have read this fanfiction what do you think? Is it too out of character? It is too random? Is it too stupid? Well do not blame the authors, if you didn't like this fanfiction it was your fault for reading. We cannot make you choose to read a fanfiction. That is your choice. If you didn't like this fanfiction it was your own choice. If you flame be aware that it was your fault for reading and not listening to my warning. If you flame be aware that you are intitled to your opinion but not intitled to be heard. If you liked this fanfiction please review. Reviews are good. Leave lots of reviews. The writers of this fanfiction do not own any characters from any anime. If you sue be aware that you will get no money what so ever. If you sue be aware that you are suing a bunch of high schoolers who are very bored at school and pass around a red notebook containing the fanfiction have just read. You are now leaving the fanfiction that is 'Coo Coo Cachoo.' please come again. (insert catchy Matrix music here)

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