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Coo Coo Ca-Choo

by Authors numbers 1-4, 5.3, and 007

typed and posted by Diamond Princess Kohana

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Matrix Robot Guy: You may be wondering why you've clicked on this fic. Why did you click on this fic? Was it because you were bored? Was it because you were curious? Was it because you wanted a bunch of random things from your favorite anime characters? Or was it because you felt like it? Before you read I'd like to warn you. This fic is very random. This fic is very scary. The characters who appear in this fanfiction are very OOC. If you have heart problems or any serious illnesses please turn back now. If you cannot handle random acts of stupidity please leave. Be aware that we own nothing except ourselves and our random acts of stupidity. Please leave a review when you're finished reading. Reviews are good. You must leave lots of reviews. You have been warned. You are an otaku and otakus are very random in their natural habit which is fandom. You are now entering the fanfiction that is ' Coo coo ca-choo'. (insert catchy Matrix music here)

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Author #1

Author #2

Author #3

Author #4

Author #5.3

Author 007

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Shippo: Waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah!!!! They don't like me.

Kenshin: What's the matter little fox guy?

Shippo: (stops crying) Who the hell are you? This isn't your anime.

Kenshin: It isn't?

Shippo: Uh...no.

Kenshin: Oh well. I'm a sexy bastard, that I am, come f*ck me. (pauses) Hey where did that come from?

Shippo: The person up there with the pencil.

Kenshin: Okay! I have goats in my pants, that I do.

Pegasus: Hey that's my line.

(crickets chirp)

Kenshin: Okay I love you, that I do, bye bye.

Shippo: That guy was weird. Waaaaaaah! They don't like me.

Inuyasha: Damn, where the hell is that little bitch!?

Sango: This is sooo boring. Let's just forget the little pest and get something to eat.

Miroku: Yeah. This is getting stupid.

Inuyasha: But if we don't find the little bastard Kagome will kill me!

Miroku: Or sit you a million times.

Inuyasha: Fine let's go to that bar over there.

Kenshin: Hello. I'm the bartender, that I am. May I take your order. Get on the floor bitch.

Inuyasha: Are you okay?

Kenshin: Sorry, I just have turets, that I do. Cock sucker mother fucker. (pauses) Can I take your order?

Inuyasha: We'll have some sake.

Kenshin: Okay you gutter whore!

Miroku: Why are we ordering alcholic drinks? We have to be sober to find Shippo.

Sango: I don't want to drink with you guys. You might try to rape me.

Miroku: What!? I would never try to rape you.

Sango: Oh so now I'm not good enough.

Miroku: Well if put it that way...

(smack)

Sango: Stop touching my ass!

Kenshin: Here's your drinks you punk ass bitches. By the way, you mofo bitch ass sluts wouldn't

be looking for a little fox dude, would you?

Miroku: We are. How'd you know?

Kenshin: It was a lucky guess, that it was. He's out under the tree in front, that he is, cock suckers.

Inuyasha: Really!?

Kenshin: Did I stutter you little hooker? That's what I said, that I did.

Inuyasha: Why you little...

Miroku: Calm down Inuyasha. Don't hurt the guy her has turets. (hands Kenshin some pills) Here

my good man there will help control it.

Kenshin: Why thank you, bitch.

Sango: How do you know the pills will work?

Miroku: (sighs) Sadly, I have turets, you dumbass hoe.

Shippo: I'm telling kagome that you guys are drinking!

Inuyasha: You better not or I'll rip out your guts and make you eat them and hang you with your intestines and make you suck your...

Sango: That's enough, we're trying to drink.

Miroku: But I thought you didn't wanna drink.

Sango: Don't think of it as drinking, think of it as hydrating your body and with alcoholic fluids.

Inuyasha: Your weird.

Sango: Inuyasha! Look its a one-eyed, one-horned flying purple people eater!!!

Inuyasha: (jumps up and draws the tetsugah... how the heck do you spell that?!?!?) WHERE!!??!!??

Sango: Loser...

Inuyasha: Mark my words. I WILL have my revenge on that one-eyed, one-horned flying purple people eater!!!!

Miroku: He's gullible, isn't he?

Shippo: (runs in and tackles Inuyasha)

Inuyasha: What the hell do you think you're doing?

Shippo: (bashes his hands on Inuyasha's hed) You mother f***er fatass bitch!

Inuyasha: (stands there) does he think this is supposed to hurt? (throws Shippo across the room.)

Shippo: (flys into Kenshin, who cusses non-stop.)

Kenshin: (Battousai mode) You mother f***ers! I Himura Kenshin, will kill you with my might sword.

(fire in background; crickets chirp) Would you like a drink?

Inuyasha: This guy is really weird.

Sango: The one eyed one horned flying purple people eater is outside!!!

Inuyasha: What!! (grabs tetsasiaga and runs outside)

Kenshin: Hey! You f***in bastard! You didn't pay for your sake, that you didn't! Would you like some sushi with your sake?

Sai: (comes in) Poor fishes. (leaves)

Miroku: Who the hell was that?

Sango: I wonder how long its gonna take Inuyasha to find out there is no one eyed one horned

flying purple people eater.

**2 hours later, they are still waiting for Inuyasha to come back. 5 minutes later***

Inuyasha: (running in) What color was it again?!?!

Sango: Uh, purple.

Inuyasha: Oops I was fighting a fat pink cookie eater.

Shippo: Cookie monster? I though he was blue.

(quiet)

Miroku: Who the hell is cookie moster?!

Inuyasha: No it was pink and it turned people into cookies and ate them.

Sango: Stop telling lies, Inuyasha!

Miroku: (mutters) You should talk!

Inuyasha: I'm not lying! Look there he is!

(Majin Buu comes in and turns the table into a cookie, ate it, and blew up.)

Shippo: Well that was weird.

Sango: Where are all these freaks coming from?

Myoga: I'm not sure. Either from alternate universes or Inuyasha's house.

**Five minutes later**

Inuyasha: Oh I get it. Your calling me a freak. Wait... wait... Hey! Don't call me a freak!

Miroku: You are so slow!

Inuyasha: No, I'm not.

Miroku: Yes you are.

Inuyasha: Am not, bitch.

Miroku: Are too, dumb ass.

Inuyasha: Bitch!

Miroku: Dumbass!

Inuyasha: Bitch!

Miroku: Dumbass!

Inuyasha: Bitch!

Miroku: Dumb ass bitch!

Inuyasha: (hits Miroku on the head.)

Miroku: x_x

Sango: What did you do that for?

Inuyasha: What does it matter to you?

Shippo: Because you love him?

Sango: (smashes Shippo on the head.) No I don't love him.

Inuyasha: Uh-huh sure you don't.

Sango: (hits Inuyasha on the head) I DON'T LOVE HIM!!!!

Miroku: You don't love me. Why not bitch? Whoops forgot to take my pills. (takes pills) Why

not?

Sango: Because you touch my ass all the time.

Miroku: How could you not love this. (points to self) If you don't love me who do you love.

(quiet)

Shippo: Yeah who do you love.

(sees Kenshin smoking weed)

Sango: (gasp) Kenshin!

Miroku: Kenshin!?

Sango: Don't smoke that weed!

Pegasus: The roof is on fire.

(get quiet)

Sango: Where did you get that weed from?

Pegasus: He got it from my pants, Sango girl.

Shippo: Hey the roof really is on fire.

Miroku: Kenshin's weed must have lit it on fire.

Pegasus: Thank you captain obvious. (pauses) I have cheese in my pants.

Everybody: (sings) The roof, the roof, the roof is on fire, we not gonna get no water, let the

mother f***er burn, burn f***er burn.

Kenshin: That we will. (bar burns down.)

Author #2: Enough with this craziness for now. Modern madness at Silver Ghetto High School!

Maringa: Hey "Inuyasha", " Sango", " Shippo" !

Joe (Shippo): What's a shippo?

Author #2: Joe is a curly haired weirdo who used to wear flannel and a duster, but was suspended because his lack of fashion sense.

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Matrix Robot Guy: Now that you have read this fanfiction what do you think? Is it too out of character? It is too random? Is it too stupid? Well do not blame the author, if you didn't like this fanfiction it was your fault for reading. We cannot make you choose to read a fanfiction. That is your choice. If you didn't like this fanfiction it was your own choice. If you flame be aware that it was your fault for reading and not listening to my warning. If you flame be aware that you are intitled to your opinion but not intitled to be heard. If you liked this fanfiction please review. Reviews are good. Leave lots of reviews. The writers of this fanfiction do not own any characters from any anime. If you sue be aware that you will get no money what so ever. If you sue be aware that you are suing a bunch of high schoolers who are very bored at school and pass around a red notebook containing the fanfiction have just read. You are now leaving the fanfiction that is ' Coo coo ca-choo' please come again. (insert catchy Matrix music here)

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