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Coo coo ca-choo

by Authors numbers 1-4 and 5.3

typed and posted by Diamond Princess Kohana

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Author #1

Author #2

Author #3

Author #4

Author #5.3

Author 007

**********Interlude**********

Anouncer: Here's the list of characters.

Inuyasha- Kohana

Kagome- Michael ( Kohana: Ewwww!)

Sesshomaru- Maringa

Shippo- Joe a.k.a Spike

Sango- Himiko ( Himiko: I don't want to be Sango!!! You all suck! I want to be Sesohomaru.

Ohkami: Okay you can be Sesohomaru!)

Miroku: ? ( Kohana: I thought Miroku was going to be a girl.

Ohkami: Ok)

Koga- Ohkami ( Himiko: Get it Koga's a wolf demon and Ohkami means wolf. *starts laughing but

nobody else laughs.* Ahem. okay then.

Ohkami: I don't wanna be Koga!!!!)

Jaken- Starshi

Burnt Lady-Mikeal

Anouncer: Okay here's the characters one more time. You guys better not change it.

Inuyasha- Kohana

Sesshomaru- Maringa

Kagome- Nobody (because Michael doesn't want to be a japanese school girl.)

Shippo- Joe a.k.a Spike

Sango- Ohkami

Miroku- Some random girl (heheh Miroku's a girl)

Koga- T_T (Nobody wants to be Koga)

Jaken- Ingrid

Burnt Lady- Mikeal

Kirara- Roger

Naraku- Micah a.k.a Vash the Stampede

Himiko: I said I wanted to be Sesshomaru not Sesohomaru!

Kohana: No you didn't. You said Sesohomaru. It's too late anyway. We already flipped the coin.

Himiko: I HATE YOU ALL!!!!

Ohkami: ^_^ I getta be Sango ^_^ I getta be Sango.

Kohana: Somebody shut her up!

(Maringa hits Ohkami)

Ohkami: What the heck!!!

Maringa: (points to Kohana) She told me to.

(Ohkami hits Maringa)

(Ohkami hids behind Himiko)

Ohkami: Please, don't hurt me.

******10 minutes later********

Ohkami: Hey look what I can do!

(Maringa bursts into flames)

Ohkami: (laughs hysterically) Just kidding.

(Maringa is back to normal)

(Ohkami hides behind Kohana)

Ohkami: Please don't hurt me.

Author #3: Sorry, just had to do that. THE POWER!!!

Anouncer: And now back to the story.

Author #1: Uh yeah. Anyway at Silverghetto "High" School...

Maringa: I can't believe that the coin said I was Sesshomaru.

Himiko: Yeah and I am Sesohomaru.

(All the authors yawn)

Everyone: What the matter!?

Author #3: This is sooo boring.

Author #1: Where's the weed and the funny acts of randomness.

Maringa: Like this? (does an irish jig)

Author #2: (irish accent) Hold yer ponies lassie.

Author#4: We'll get back to you guys later.

Author# 2: Now in feudal japan...

Kenshin: I'm really sorry for smoking the weed. It's the only thing that calms me down.

Shippo: Have you ever wondered what it's like in feudal Ireland.

(everyone does an irish jig while Kenshin plays the bagpipes with smoke coming out. Everybody's wearing a kilt and some golf hats.)

Everyone: Normal.

Author #4: Now back to Silverghetto High School for the 15th time.

Maringa: Sssstarssshi! You're Jaken, I'm Sesshomaru, and you have to listen to me.

Starshi: or what?!

Maringa: (whaps Starshi) Or that.

Starshi: Gulp! (runs off to get some food)

Himiko: She has to listen to me, too.

Maringa: Right, Seso-HOE-maru.

Author#3: Ok can we shut up about the stupid names? Where's the explosions?

(Maringa explodes)

Author #3: That's better.

Maringa: Ooo look at the pretty stars. AND WHERE'S MY FOOD!

(Starshi runs up carrying a try of food. She trips and food covers everyone.)

(WHAP!)

Maringa: Next time you pay for it

Starshi: Yes ma'am.

Himiko: How pathetic.

Mikeal: Yeah, quit hitting my girlfriend.

Maringa: O.k., have it your way. (whaps Mikeal) Stupid burnt lady.

Ohkami: She's scary.

(Maringa whaps Ohkami)

Ohkami: What the heck was that for?

Maringa: I dunno, I just felt like doing it.

(whaps Ohkami again)

Ohkami: Cut it out.

Himiko: I'm bored.

Ohkami: Hey guess what I just saw!

Everyone: What?!

Ohkami: (starts singing) ^_^ It was a one eyed one horned flying purple people eater. ^_^ It was a

one eyed one horned flying purple people eater. ^_^ It was a one eyed one horned flying purple people eater. ^_^ Sure looked strange to me ^_^

(Everyone stares; crickets chirp)

Maringa: (yells out) Throw her in the pit before she sings again.

Kohana: What pit? A mud pit, an arm pit, Brad Pitt.

Himiko: Doo, Brad Bitt. (starts to drool; crickets chirp)

Ohkami: Would some one PLEASE kill those friggen crickets!!??!!??

Kohana: Okay. (steps on crickets)

Crickets: (squeaky voice) NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!

Maringa: Thank the devil.

Devil: Muhahahah! (gets struck by lightning)

(Birds tweet)

Everyone: Your weird.

Maringa: Cool!

Joe: What's a Shippo?

Kohana: A little fox demon guy.

Starshi: Has anyone ever told you tht you look like Ryan Styles from whose line is it anway?

Joe: (flames in the background) WHAT!!!???!!!

Maringa: Yeah he does and he acts like him too.

Joe: No!

Kohana: Yes. Say Sesshomaru.

Joe: NO!

Maringa: Yes.

Joe: NO!

Joe's Girlfriend: Pleeasee?

Joe: Sesshomaruuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu(takes breath) uuuuuuuuuuuuuu (face turns diffrerent colors) uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! (passes out)

Maringa: Was that so hard?

Joe: (gains conciousness) Yes. (turns and leaves)

Ohkami + Maringa: And we thought we were weird.

Everyone Else: You are!

Ohkami + Maringa: Oh yeah.

Kohana: Well now what?

Maringa: Can I fish-slap someone?

Everyone else: (points at Ohkami) You may fish-slap her!

Maringa: (pulls out large fish) O.k. (Whap)

Ohkami: Hey!? What was that for?

Himiko: And where the hell did you get a fish that big?

Maringa: I found it in the cafetria.

Himiko: Oh okay. You may hit her again now.

Maringa: (slaps Ohkami over and over)

Ohkami: Ouch! Ow! Hey! Ouch! Ow! Ow! Ow!

Starshi: Okay Maringa please back away from the fish.

Maringa: (does crazy eyes)

(Everybody screams and runs away except for Ohkami who is unconcious.)

Author #1: Well that's what happens just about everyday at Silverghetto High School. Fun isn't it. Now the next chapter wil be in the feudal era.

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