Dragon Ball/Z/GT Fan Fiction / InuYasha Fan Fiction / Ayashi No Ceres Fan Fiction / Cowboy Bebop Fan Fiction / Rurouni Kenshin Fan Fiction / Trigun Fan Fiction ❯ Coo Coo Ca Choo ❯ Cheese Fetish ( Chapter 4 )

Coo Coo Cachoo
by Authors 1-4,5.3, 007

Author #1: Since I blew up the Matrix Robot Guy we won't be having some very long explantion on why your reading this fanfiction. This fanfic has alot of stupid and IDIOTIC jokes by Author #3 and Author #2. Author #1 (that's me) has alot of cussing and repetition. Author #4 is the slightly serious one. Author # 5.3 has a fetish for samurai hamsters. (look out for that.) I would also like to say that we don't own Inuyasha, Rurouni Kenshin, Yu-gi-oh, Ed, Edd, and Eddy, Ronin Warriors, Trigun, or any other weirdos that we decided to put in this fanfiction. We also don't own Joe.

Everybody: WHAT!!!!!

Author #1: Just kidding. Don't worry we're going to hire another Matrix Robot Guy. Enjoy the fic.

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Pegasus: I have a chicken in my pants.

(Everybody ignores Pegasus)

Sango: I'm bored.

Kagome: Hey guys I'm back.

Inuyasha: Kagome!? What are you doing here?

Kagome: I came back. My mom told me to.

Shippo: Kagome! Inuyasha was drinking.

Inuyasha: What you little shit!

Kagome: SIT! SIT! SIT!

Inuyasha: Ow! Ow! Ow!

Shippo: Ha! Ha! Ha!

Kenshin: Hee! Hee! Hee! Bitch! (takes pills)

Pegasus: Ho! Ho! Ho!

Miroku: What are you? Santa Clause?

Sango: Yeah! And who you callin' a hoe?

Pegasus: I have cheese in my pants.

Kenshin: I wonder why you dumb ass whore.

Shippo: Who are you talking about?

Kagome: Yeah. You better not be talking about me!

Inuyasha: Of course he's talking about you.

Kagome: SIT!

Inuyasha: (whispers) Bitch!

Kenshin: Don't worry about it you stupid ass trick. (takes pills)

Pegasus: How do we get back to our own times.

Kagome: Come with me thru the well.

(everyone goes to the well)

Kagome: Okay let's go.

Kenshin: That's a bitch! This stupid ass well gave me a splinter. (takes more pills)

(Everyone goes thru the well)

Author #1: Now back to silverghetto for a brief second.

Himiko: Why do I have to be Sesohomaru?

Kohana: You get straight A's and a 4.7 GPA, yet you couldn't look on the page for the name. It was there too. (See chapter 3 for details)

Intercom: Please don't drink and ride. It's bad for your health. Thank you.

******* Celebrate National Weed Day*******

T_T Before Weed

^_^ After Weed

********* 4-20-03**************

Maringa: Wow look at the poster.

Ohkami: That's weird. First they tell us not to drink, but they're telling us to smoke weed. That's dumb.

Kohana: Well we better listen.

(everyone starts to smoke weed.)

Ohkami: I don't need to I'm naturally high.

Himiko: No, your just crazy.

Ohkami: (eyes go wide O_O) CRAZY!? I was crazy once. They put me in a rubber room. A rubber room with rubber rats. I hate rubber rats, they drive me crazy. CRAZY!? I was crazy once

%%%%% 30 Minutes Later %%%%%

Ohkami:... I hate rubber rats they drive me crazy. CRAZY!?

(Maringa punches Ohkami)

Ohkami: Ow! What was that for?

Maringa: Take a wild guess.

Himiko: Isn't it weird how a whole half hour can pass on one line.

(crickets chirp)

Kohana: I though we killed those damn crickets.

Ohkami: (hysterical) THEY JUST KEEP COMING BACK TO HAUNT ME!!!!!!!!! AAAAAAHHHH!!!

(Maringa punches Ohkami)

Maringa: Shut up already.

Himiko: I want blue hair.

(Crickets chirp)

Kohana: Where does she get those lines from?

Himiko: I live in my own little world. But that's ok, they know me here.

Maringa: REALLY!? ME TOO!?

Kohana: Hey I found a stick!!!

Mikeal: What's that for?

Maringa: (grabs the stick) This. (pokes Ohkami)

(Ohkami jumps up and Maringa punches her again. Ohkami passes out again.)

(A teacher walks up)

Teacher: Hello everyone.

Everyone: (innocently) Hi teacher.

Teacher: (looks at Ohkami) What happened to her?

Maringa: Sir, she suffers from narcolepsy.

Kohana: Inflicted upon her by Maringa.

Teacher: Ok. Just make sure she makes it to her next class on time.

Everyone: We will!

(Teacher leaves)

(Bell Rings)

(Everyone goes to class leaving Ohkami on the floor)

**********Feudal Era (or where ever everybody's supposed to be at)*************

Kenshin: I smokeded weed for National Weed Day today, that I did. (points to sticker that says; " I smokeded weed today.")

Inuyasha: That's nice. So how 'bout those one eyed one horned flying purple people eaters.

Shippo: They're outside smoking weed.

Inuyasha: Let me at 'em.

Kenshin: Let me get their weed!

Miroku: Should we tell them that Shippo was just joking?

(gets quiet; crickets chirp)

All: Nah.

(crickets chirp)

Sango: We have to get rid of those stupid ass crickets.

Miroku: I got this. (unravels prayer beads) WIND TUNNEL!!!!

(sucks up crickets along with the weed Kenshin had just got)

Kenshin: NNNNOOOO!!!!

(jumps in front of wind tunnel and gets sucked up)

Sai: Poor crickets. (explodes)

Everyone: ^_^0... Okay.

Kaoru: KENSHIN!!

Miroku: Damn, your hot.

Kaoru: (blushes) Really!?

Miroku: Well.. I'm going to die soon. (takes Kaoru's hands) Will you bear me a child?

(SMACK!!)

Miroku: You could have just said no.

Kaoru: Well you shouldn't have been feelin' on my booty.

********** Chuck E. Cheese************

R.Kelly: This is my song for really no doubt. When the d.j.'s making ya feel thugged out. As I step on to the dance floor, we began to dance slow, put your arms around me I'm feelin' on yo' booty.

Random 9 year old: Mr. Kelly, I need more tokens.

R.Kelly: Okay. But you know what you have to do.

Random 9 year old: Yes. (goes with R.kelly to the bathroom.)

%%%%% 20 minutes later %%%%%

R.Kelly: Okay. I just video taped us. Don't tell anybody.

Random 9 year old: But you just pissed on me.

R.Kelly: SSSSSSHHHHHHH. Here's your tokens.

Police: Excuse me Mr. Kelly, but your coming with us.

R.Kelly: What I'm innocent. It wasn't my fault! I didn't do it. It was Ja Rule.

Ja Rule: Murda INC. (gets shot by 50 cent)

Police: Okay tell it to the judge.

********* More in future chapters***********

Pegasus: Look! Cheese! (Runs over to cheese. Puts cheese in pants. Gets attacked by a giant squid from Mars.)

************** Where the heck are we?**************

(Ohkami got fish slapped for stealing Maringa's chili cheese fries.)

Ohkami: HEY!!! I didn't steal anything!!!

Maringa: Oh really? Oh well (fish slaps her again)

Ohkami: OW!!!

Himiko: Hi! I'm hungry. Oooh chili chees fries. Thanks!!!

Ohkami: Why didn't you slap her?!

Himiko: (melodramtic) Life is unfair.

Maringa: HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!! (Author #1: What the heck?)

Starshi: Her she comes to wreck the day!!!

Everybody: AAAAAAAH!!! (run away)

Starshi: What? Hey chili chees fries! Yum.
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Author #1: And so concludes our 4th installment of the fanfiction ' Untitled'. Finally. (sighs.)This is for Aino Inn obiviously you didn't read the warning. Well that's your fault not mine, next time you should read the warning, that's what they're there for. And I wasn't planning on linking this story anywhere but my friend's website. (sorry to put you on blast) Author #2: Maybe you should hire another matrix robot guy to get your point across. Author #1: Don't worry he'll be in the next installment. Well take us out of here Kenshin.

Kenshin: Today's installement was brought to you by...

Chuck E. Cheese, where a kid can be a kid.

Cricket Be Gone, so they won't keep coming back to haunt you.

And...

Pancake.