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[ Y - Young Adult: Not suitable for readers under 16 ]
Coo Coo Ca-Choo
By Authors Numbers 1-4 and 5.3
Typed and Posted by Diamond Princess Kohana
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Matrix Robot Guy: You may be wondering why you've clicked on this fic. Why did you click on this fic? Was it because you were bored? Was it because you were curious? Was it because you wanted a bunch of random things from your favorite anime characters? Or was it because you felt like it? Before you read I'd like to warn you. This fic is very random. This is fic is very scary. The characters who appear in this fanfiction are very OOC. If you have heart problems or any serious illnesses please turn back now. If you cannot handle random acts of stupidity please leave. Be aware that we own nothing except ourselves and our random acts of stupidity. Please leave a review when you're finished reading. Reviews are good. You must leave lots of reviews. You have been warned. You are an otaku and otakus are very random in their natural habit which is fandom. You are now entering the fanfiction that is ' Coo Coo Ca-Choo'. (insert catchy Matrix music here)
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Author #1
Author #2
Author #3
Author #4
Author #5.3
Author 007
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Author #3: Hey is it just me or does this fic have too much randomness?
Other authors: NAH!
Author #2: (throws a pen at #3)
Author #3: What was that for?
Author #2: Don't ask me, ask yourself.
Author #4: You are all so stupid. (burts into flames)
Author #3: Watch out who you call stupid.
Author #4: AAAAAAAHHHHHH!!!!!!
(Flames go out leaving #4 with chared black skin)
Author#1: There's randomness for you.
Anouncer: We have offically lost all plot whatsoever!
Kenshin: That we did.
Author #2: Kenshin, you're supposed to be in Japan in the 1800's. Oh and you have weed in your hair.
Kenshin: That I do. So that's where it was. (takes out weed and starts to smoke it) So, how do I get home?
Maringa: You shall find the answer in the question.
Everyone except Maringa: What's that mean?
Maringa: No one has a clue.
Sai: How now brown cow? (becomes a puddle)
Ohkami: That's disturbing.
Kenshin: It is disturbing, that it is.
Kohana: What's wrong with you!? Why do you keep saying that it is or that it does or whatever. (yells) It's f***ing stupid.
Kenshin: (singing to the tune of ' My Girl') I got sunburned on a cloudy day, that I did. I got my ass in the month of May, that I did. I guess you'd say what can make me feel that way, that you will.
Everybody: Cocaine. Cocaine. Cocaine.
Kenshin: Talkin' 'bout cocaine.
Everybody: Cocaine.
Kenshin: OOOOOOOHOOO!!!!!!
Ohkami:... You guys stole my song.
Kenshin: That we did, bitch.
Ohkami: What did you call me?
Maringa: Ignore her, she's stupid. Now let's find Frande or Salami.
Yu-gi-oh: The heart of the cards (raise his hand with a card on it, gets sucked into the card and the Dark Magician jumps out. The card explodes.)
Sai: Poor Yugi. (gets hit by a meteor)
Maringa: Poor Sai. (gets hit an airplane.)
Kenshin: Stop laughing at me. Hahaha! I said stop it. No! Muhahaha! Stop. I said stop it, that I did. Hell no bitch! What did you just call me! I called me! I called you a bitch. Stop it! (takes sword and chops his hand off.) Ahhhhhh, bitch! (has a seizure and foams at the mouth)
Ohkami: Does chopping your hand off hurt?
Kenshin: @_@ That it does!
Ohkami: Really?
Kenshin: (battousai mode) Yeah, wanna see? (raises his sword)
Ohkami: Ah!!! (turns around and runs into tree)
(Everyone but Ohkami's friends stare at her)
Himiko: You get used to that happening around here.
Ohkami: (stands up) Would you guys please stop moving around? @_@
Kohana: Yeah that's the fifth time she did that this week.
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Author #4: I'm back. (she has hair and her skin isn't black) Now I need revenge on Author #3 (Author #3 is walking home and all of a sudden she falls of a cliff into a river of lava) Anywayz back to the plotless fanfiction.
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(Everyone except kenshin is still falling)
Kagome: I think we should land about now.
(Lightning flashes, they fall out of the sky above Silverghetto High School)
Everybody: AAAAAAH!!!
Kagome: I never thought I was going to die at a cheap shitty school!! (melodramtic) Bury me with diamond earrings.
Kohana: Did you hear someone screaming?
Kenshin: That I did.
(Everyone looks up and watches Inuyasha and company fall)
Himiko: This is about the time we run around with a trampoline to catch them. (trampoline materializes in front of them) Should we catch them?
Everybody except Kenshin: Nah!
Kenshin: Yes! I found more weed, that I did! (runs and steals it from some druggie)
Ohkami: You think those people are gonna fall and die?
Jessica: No, they are going to land on Bitcha Fat. There's plenty of room for all of them to land and bounce back off.
Maringa: Or the would sink into flab.
(Inuyasha's group lands on Bitcha, almost get sucked in, and pulled out by the Dark Magician's powers)
Maringa: So that's why he's here. Reason has returned to this fic, and all is DOOOOOOMED! .... Must... do... something random. (pointing all around) Monkey! (a monkey appears) Hiei! (Hiei appears) Ed! (Ed appears) Fishbulb! (a mix between a fish and lightbulb appears) Mwahahahaha! (starts singing Yellow Submarine.)
Kenshin: Are you all right, Miss Maringa?
Maringa: What do you think!?
Kenshin: I think you need weed, that I do.
Maringa: @_@ Follow the bouncing fish...
Ed: Ed loves chickens!
Maringa: No, fish!
Ed: Are you making fun of Jim?
Hiei: Is it always like this around here?
Kohana: No, it's worse.
Hiei: Should we stop them, or just watch?
Himiko: Just watch.
Hiei: Ok.
Ed: You're making fun of Jim!
Ohkami: Look what I can do! (Ed catches on fire)
Ed: (running around) Weasles are eating my underpants. Ahhhhhh!
Edd: I've seemed to miscalculated the cubic velocity of a cone shaped object. Come on Ed let's go back to the cul de sac. (Both Ed and Edd leave)
Kenshin: Monkies steal my underwears while I sleep, that they do.
Kaoru: No I'm the one who steals your underwear while you sleep.
Kagome: That's demented and perverted.
Shippo: How can you say that you're always stealing Inuyasha's underwear.
Kagome: (slaps Shippo) I told you never to mention that again!!!!
Maringa: (singing) We represent the lollipop guild. And we'd like welcome you to munchkin land.
Hiei: You're really not well, are you?
Maringa: ^_^ I've lost my mind. Will you help me find it?
Hiei: How about not.
Kenshin: Brass monkey that funky monkey!
Sai: Poor monkey. (gets sharpened by a pencil sharpener.)
Sanosuke: What the hell?
Maringa: Nevermind. Hiei, would you like to go home? Or your arm healed? If so, HELP ME!
Hiei: Do I know you?
Gir: I do not know. (explodes into a million pieces)
Maringa: THIS IS THE SONG THAT NEVER ENNNDS! YES, IT GOES ON AND ON MY FRIENNNDS!
Hiei: SHUT UP!! (tries to slice her in half with his sword. He's stopp 1/2 an inch from cutting her, and back ten feet) What the hell? She deflected my sword!
Kenshin: That she did. (smokes weed)
Miroku: (plays guitar;singing) Pocahontas.
Sango: Oh my god, Kenshin you hair's on fire!
Kenshin: Oro? (runs around in circles; flames get bigger.)
Inuyasha: Duck and Cover!
Kenshin: (ducks and covers and explodes) @_@
Kaoru: KENSHINNNNNN!
Kenshin: Oh no my hair. It's gone that it is. (totally bald)
(Maringa attacks Hiei for no reason.)
(An army of Samurai Hamsters destroy Miroku's guitar.)
(Maringa goes back to normal, or close enough to it for her, after knocking out Hiei.)
Maringa: (blink, blink) That's Hiei from Yu Yu Hakusho! Why's he knocked out? And where's your hair, Kenshin? Did I miss something?
Ohkami: Weeell... You went crazy, going in a fight with Ed. Miroku played the guitar. You got in a fight with Hiei and knocked him out about the same time samurai hamsters destroyed Miroku's guitar.
Maringa: I knocked out Hiei? I know I'll regret this, but poor Hiei. ( A giant fish falls on Ohkami, Kenshin's hair grow back, the Dark Magician goes pop and turns into Mokuba, and Maringa hiccups)
Maringa: Hey! Cool! nothing too bad happened to me! (a giant anvil with the words ACME on it lands on her)
Ohkami: (crawling out from under the fish) Spoke too soon, huh Maringa?
Kenshin: That she did.
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Matrix Robot Guy: Now that you have read this fanfiction what do you think? Is it too out of character? It is too random? Is it too stupid? Well do not blame the authors, if you didn't like this fanfiction it was your fault for reading. We cannot make you choose to read a fanfiction. That is your choice. If you didn't like this fanfiction it was your own choice. If you flame be aware that it was your fault for reading and not listening to my warning. If you flame be aware that you are intitled to your opinion but not intitled to be heard. If you liked this fanfiction please review. Reviews are good. Leave lots of reviews. The writers of this fanfiction do not own any characters from any anime. If you sue be aware that you will get no money what so ever. If you sue be aware that you are suing a bunch of high schoolers who are very bored at school and pass around a red notebook containing the fanfiction you have just read. You are now leaving the fanfiction that is 'Coo Coo Cachoo.' please come again. (insert catchy Matrix music here)
Kenshin: This fanfic was brought to you by
An Army of Samurai Hamsters
Maringa's Fishbulbs Holy Mackeral! It's a Fishbulb.
And...
PANCAKE!!!!!!!!!!!!!