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SECURITY SQUAD: R & R

Disclaimer: We do not own Dragonball Z, Rurouni Kenshin, or Inu Yasha; nor do we own the characters in it. But we wrote this fanfic! All ideas are from our heads, mostly for things we have read or seen in our lives. Enjoy!

Roshi:

"Heh Heh! You are looking fine today young lady. How's about you and I take a stroll around the beach? Heh heh! Then maybe we could go to a movie or …"

Girl:

"Get away from me you perverted old man! Why would I go out with an old fart like you when I can get the best looking guys?"

Roshi:

"Say what?! So does that mean you won't go out with me? How about if I beat you in a race to the end of the street, then you go out with me?"

Girl:

"Why would I do that? What's in it for me?"

Roshi:

"Heh heh! … Oh did you say something? I was just imagining what we would do on our date. Well if you win, I'll leave you alone, and if you don't want to do this, then I'll keep following you until we finally go out!"

Girl:

"Fine! If it'll keep you out of my hair! … GO!"

Roshi:

"Heh heh! … What?! … Go?! … Oh well, guess I just have to show her how a master handles himself in a ra…"

Roshi takes a dive face-first into the sidewalk just when he takes his first step. Once he gets up and looks down at his feet, he notices Turtle trying to sneak away unnoticed.

Roshi:

"Turtle! WTF! You stupid old relic! You are slowing me down! I'm in the middle of my challenge with that girl!"

Just then Roshi looks in the direction of the girl but cannot seem to find her. She seems to have disappeared.

Roshi:

"What?! Where did she go? She can't be that fast! … … … Come here and deal with the consequences of your actions, you stupid turtle!"

Roshi, irate from his lost opportunity, kicks turtle all the way to his room in the training camp.

The girl, out of breath, peeks out of an ally she ran into, to see where the old man is heading. Just as she was about to leave, once seeing that Roshi was heading in the opposite direction, she notices a faint noise emanating from the small cluster of trash cans located just a few inches from her position.

Girl:

"What is that noise? Do I want to find out?"

Noise: Breathing that sounds like Darth Vader's, but amplified due to the trash can.

The girl approaches the trash cans cautiously and kicks the one emitting the noise. The can flies 3 feet in distance and then smashes into a wall, at the end of the ally. There is no movement for a few seconds and then the can starts to rattle around. Another few seconds later, the can pops open and out comes a small figure which immediately falls down after a couple of dizzy steps, due to the impact of the trash can hitting the wall. Cautiously, the girl approaches the downed figure. On her way to the figure, she notices a small stick lying on the ground and picks it up. Once at the figure, she pokes it a few times, to see if it is awake.

- Poke! Poke Poke! … Poke Poke Poke Poke Poke Poke Poke Poke Poke! … Poke Poke Poke Poke Poke Poke Poke Poke Poke Poke Poke-

Finally satisfied that the figure was knocked out, she began to walk away. As soon as she took a step, something jumped on her head and covered her eyes.

Girl:

"Aaaaaarrrrrrrrrrrhhhhhhhhhhhhh! Somebody help meeeeeeee!"

Having no success with prying the thing off of her head, she runs head first into the wall. After hitting it hard, just before blacking out, she sees that the figure that was on top of her head was a small pig in human clothing. The pig, now more dizzy from the hit on the wall, walks out of the ally, stumbling over his own feet.

Oolong:

"Wa was upp wit da chicky ther? Awe man! Me head is killin me!"

With that, Oolong heads off to the training camp as well.

The girl, after a few minutes, awakens from her blackout state to find some guy taking care of her. He places a hand behind her head, raising her head off of the ground and applies a cold towel to her head. She feels soothed from the cold rush on her head but then notices something moving along her leg. Shaken by this, thinking it's a bug, she shrieks and rapidly crawls backwards, kicking her legs wildly.

Miroku:

"What seems to be the matter young lady? Did I startle you?"

Girl:

"No. No. It's just that I felt something along my leg a few seconds ago, once you applied the towel to my head. I thought it was a bug but then I didn't see anything there!"

Miroku:

"Heh Heh! Well I did not see any bugs, but …"

Miroku accelerates over to the girl, holds her hand, and stares deeply into her eyes.

Miroku:

"… I will be glad to check for you. Let me see."

Miroku slides his hand along the girl's leg attempting to find this bug, and just then the girl realizes that it was not a bug she felt, but Miroku's hand!

Girl:

"What the hell is this? Today is not my day! Get away from me you freak! First the old man, then some demented pig, now this freak!"

Miroku:

"Please young lady, I resent being compared to those two! They can't stand up to my stature! I am a humble monk and will not go in the direction of those two…In fact, I am in love with you, will you marry me? And will you bear my children?"

Miroku starts sliding his hand up and down the girl's leg again and receives a punch on the head. He falls over as the girl gets up and leaves the ally.

Miroku:

"… Well, I would have to say that the pain is overcome by the joy of holding her and touching her leg …"

Miroku starts to replay the scene over and over in his head, smiling merrily. Then gets up and walks out of the ally, heading to the training camp to join his fellow trainees.

Once at the camp Miroku rejoins Oolong and Master Roshi, the two he trained with. A few moments after their reunion and Miroku's bragging about the girl, an announcement comes over the speaker.

Ominous Voice:

"This is Chief speaking. All of you are called to the square. I will meet you there in 0120 seconds! GO!"

Miroku, Roshi, and Oolong ran out of their tent and into the square. When they got there all three quickly examined the other groups for women. Seeing the girl they had all met earlier, they are unsure of whether to be happy or frightened. But once they lay eyes on the woman Roshi and Oolong know as Launch, they feel a little better. They eavesdropped on Launch talking to their new "friend," and overheard Launch call her Misao. Moments after the squads had assembled into a semi-organized line, a mysterious fog began to fill the square.

Inu Yasha:

"NARAKU! How did he get here?!? I'm trying to train so that I can beat him. -Draws tetseiga- Well better get this over with."

A dark brooding figure stepped into the square and soon was in front of the now startled group. Wearing a blood red hooded cloak, and showing nothing but his red eyes peering from within the dark confines of the blackened hood he stood before them. Towering high above the short Japanese characters he looked down upon them and only when they were all intimidated did he speak, with the voice that they recognized as belonging to their Chief.

Chief:

"Sheath your sword. -Inu quickly put away the Tetseiga and hung his head in shame for thinking the chief was Naraku.- All of you warriors have been training in order to become a part of the Security Squad. I am happy to say that all have you have achieved a spot on it. You have now completed your training sequences and discovered your weaknesses, boot camp is over. I know that you have never seen me before. Realize that until each squad completes two missions, I will not reveal my face to you. You should consider even being this close to me an honor. -Oolong wets his pants in fear of the ominously voiced chief.- The following will be your squads, no matter the circumstances. Goku, Inu Yasha, and Kenshin are Squad One, the Elite Squad. Miroku, Roshi, and Oolong are Squad Two. Launch, Ox King, and Misao are Squad Three. Finally is Hercule -Hercule beams- he is the fourth Squad, in other words he paid me quite a sum of money to get on the Security Squad for his fans. -Hercule blushes and tries to hide.- Okay, boot camp is over, and tonight is your last night here! REST UP! -Voice cracks…there is a long pause…he coughs- Tomorrow you will receive your first mission, one group will have duty starting tomorrow, the others could start even three years from now. It all depends on the needs of the people for the Security Squad. IS THAT CLEAR?!?"

The line responds yes in a monotone voice. Well at least everyone but Oolong responds, he is still cowering in his now cold pants. Chief suddenly disappears and after a few moments of shock, the group disperses. Miroku looks for the girl he proposed to, but Misao had already escaped to the confines of her tent. And so the misadventure of the Security Squad was about to begin…

This is just the beginning of the Security Squad series. As time goes on, each squad will have its own missions. There will be lots of fun and excitement for all! Let us know what adventures you think they should have.

AUTHORS: Chokoreeto Ame, Grifter, and Mek Mek