Dragon Ball/Z/GT Fan Fiction / InuYasha Fan Fiction / Sonic Series Fan Fiction ❯ Funny Junk ❯ Santa Sux ( Chapter 2 )
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By: LiL_Red 
NOTE:This is a copy of what i wrote before. This is what happened when i was young,well,i was kinda young
Anime/Manga: Dragon Ball/Z/GT Fan Fiction / InuYasha Fan Fiction / Sonic Series Fan Fiction | Genre(s): Comedy / Action | Type: Crossover | Uploaded On: 06.10.2005 | Updated On: 06.10.2005 | Pages: 1 | Words: 305 | Visits: 364 | Status: Completed
NOTE:This is a copy of what i wrote before. This is what happened when i was young,well,i was kinda young
Anime/Manga: Dragon Ball/Z/GT Fan Fiction / InuYasha Fan Fiction / Sonic Series Fan Fiction | Genre(s): Comedy / Action | Type: Crossover | Uploaded On: 06.10.2005 | Updated On: 06.10.2005 | Pages: 1 | Words: 305 | Visits: 364 | Status: Completed
Dear Santa,
You must be suprised im writing to you today,the 26th of December.Well,I would very much like to clear soome things up that have happened since the begining of the month,when,filled with illusion,i wrote you my letter.I asked for a bicylce,an electriec trainset,a pair of roller blades, and a football uniform.I destroyed my brain studying the whole year.Not only was i first in my class,but i had the best gardes in the whole school.I'm not going to lie to you,there was no one in my entire neighborhood that behaved better than me with my parents,my brothers,my friends, and my nieghbors.I wuold go on errands,and even help the elderly cross the street.There virtually nothing withtin reach that i could not do for humanity.
What balls you have leaving me a fucking yo-yo,a lame whistle and shit brown socks.What the fuck were you thinking,you fat prick,that youv'e taken me for a a sucker the whole fucking year to come out with some shit like this under the tree.As if you hadn't fucked me enough,you gave that quiff across the street so many toys he cant even walk into his own house.
Don't let me see you trying to fit your big fat ass down my chimmney next year.I'll fuck you up.I'll throw rocks at those stupid reindeer and scare them away so you'll have to walk back to the fucking north pole,just like what i have to do now since you didn't get me that fucking bike.FUCK YOU SANTA.Next year you'll find out how bad i can be,you FAT COKSUCKER.
Sincerely,
Marquise
You must be suprised im writing to you today,the 26th of December.Well,I would very much like to clear soome things up that have happened since the begining of the month,when,filled with illusion,i wrote you my letter.I asked for a bicylce,an electriec trainset,a pair of roller blades, and a football uniform.I destroyed my brain studying the whole year.Not only was i first in my class,but i had the best gardes in the whole school.I'm not going to lie to you,there was no one in my entire neighborhood that behaved better than me with my parents,my brothers,my friends, and my nieghbors.I wuold go on errands,and even help the elderly cross the street.There virtually nothing withtin reach that i could not do for humanity.
What balls you have leaving me a fucking yo-yo,a lame whistle and shit brown socks.What the fuck were you thinking,you fat prick,that youv'e taken me for a a sucker the whole fucking year to come out with some shit like this under the tree.As if you hadn't fucked me enough,you gave that quiff across the street so many toys he cant even walk into his own house.
Don't let me see you trying to fit your big fat ass down my chimmney next year.I'll fuck you up.I'll throw rocks at those stupid reindeer and scare them away so you'll have to walk back to the fucking north pole,just like what i have to do now since you didn't get me that fucking bike.FUCK YOU SANTA.Next year you'll find out how bad i can be,you FAT COKSUCKER.
Sincerely,
Marquise