Dragon Ball/Z/GT Fan Fiction / InuYasha Fan Fiction / Sonic Series Fan Fiction ❯ Funny Junk ❯ Sonic Jokes ( Chapter 3 )

[ X - Adult: No readers under 18. Contains Graphic Adult Themes/Extreme violence. ]

By: LiL_Red

"What up sonic?"asked Knuckles after coming in his house without knocking."Hey,we have a doorbell bitch,do i come in the bathroom when your takin a shit?"asked an angry Sonic."Now sonic-"Tails started."Shut up Tails!You were just about to say some stupid shit like 'Sonic be nice,' or 'Sonic did you know E=MC2?'"Sally said(for no reason).

"Oh yeah,?Well, I bet you didnt know that Albert Einstein was smarter than you!"Everything was silent for about 3min. because of that corny comeback."Hey Sonic!"entered Shadow,"I came in cause the back door was open and-""How the hell is my house so open!I mean come on,what next,Beyonce?""Hi Sonic,"said Beyonce after coming in the window,"You need to fix that window."Well,your mamma so white she makes mayo look black!"yelled tails."Oooh!!!Sally,you gonna take that?"asked Shadow."Well,yo mamma so ugly she looked out the window and got arrested for mooning!"Yo mamma so ugly she jumped in the water and the water jumped out!""Yo mamma so fat when she wear high hells she strike oil!"DAMN!"Everyone cried."Oh yeah?Well,yo mamma so fat i tried to drive around her and ran outta gas!"cried Tails."DAMN!"everyone cried agian."Yo mamma so fat,she bungee jumped and went to hell!"When Sally said that everyones mouths fell to the ground,even Tails!
10 min later...
Sally wabitch slapping Tails,Tails was trying to punch Knuckles,Knucles was choking Sonic and Shadow,and Beyonce was singing!"Get off the stage,you suk!"Sonic yelled.